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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

in the morning?

Shower

4 cups of coffee

2 cigs

fruit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I be annoyingly healthy and say "A bowl of cornflakes, and a glass of fresh orange juice"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

mines healthy...I eat fruit every morning lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

10 fags followed by a shower then a cuppa tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"10 fags followed by a shower then a cuppa tea"

Same here but strangley i have a bath followed by a freezing cold shower everyday lol x

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

a coffee and well.........

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By *andKCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

I've never been considered human so whatever I do it don't work

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Cup of tea made for me not by me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't function till showered and brushed my teeth...

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By *andKCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

ahhhhhhh black coffee and toast, still don't think it will make me human though

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

large glass of water .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

coffee and a think on the loo he he lol

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By *resh freddieMan over a year ago

Penistone

Fook me I thought I already was!

Now if your talking in making me safe to talk to joe public it would be fresh coffee and a slice of marmalade toast on granary.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 cups of tea and half a dozen fags...then i might manage a grunt good morning if its a good day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My first morning poo ah bliss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a pulse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Super powers. Unfortunately they don't work in the morning, so coffee it is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My first morning poo ah bliss

Me too, luckily I'm regular as clockwork, 6am every morning, problem is I don't wake up til 7

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My first morning poo ah bliss

Me too, luckily I'm regular as clockwork, 6am every morning, problem is I don't wake up til 7

Ah another stain i can reminise with then (is that how u spell it)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning? What's that then? I work nights and got a 4 m/o baby!

my eyes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My first morning poo ah bliss

Me too, luckily I'm regular as clockwork, 6am every morning, problem is I don't wake up til 7

Ah another stain i can reminise with then (is that how u spell it)

Glad you're so understanding Pussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My first morning poo ah bliss

Me too, luckily I'm regular as clockwork, 6am every morning, problem is I don't wake up til 7

Ah another stain i can reminise with then (is that how u spell it)

Glad you're so understanding Pussy

Yes heart of gold remember...(ping halo shining brightly)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My first morning poo ah bliss

Me too, luckily I'm regular as clockwork, 6am every morning, problem is I don't wake up til 7

Ah another stain i can reminise with then (is that how u spell it)

That's just proper minging is that!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My first morning poo ah bliss

Me too, luckily I'm regular as clockwork, 6am every morning, problem is I don't wake up til 7

Ah another stain i can reminise with then (is that how u spell it)

That's just proper minging is that!!

Hehe sowry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

toilet,wash,teeth,coffee....xxxxxxx

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