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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is it just me or do you get put off by profiles names? Some profile names stop me even looking at a profile let alone message the guy.
To me lovetolickpussy21 = You hope women will think really oh I must contact you then.
To me bigboyforyou24 and similar = You think just by having a big cock it will get you a fuck. What else have you got besides a big cock? Lots of men have a big cock and not all women are size queens anyway. I prefer a 6 – 7.5 inch cock. If a cock is too long it hurts me.
To me needashag2000 = You sound desperate.
To me superstud69 and similar = You love yourself and I bet you are lying and you are a crap fuck.
To me anythingoes99 = You are desperate and will do anything for a fuck. You would probably let me have a poo on you if you thought it meant you could fuck me. No I am not into that sort of thing before anybody asks.
To me lovetolearn5 = I am not your bloody teacher. I want a man who already knows.
To me cybersexlover55 = You love talking about it and masturbating behind your pc screen but you would probably be a timewaster and not show up for a meet.
To me porsche968 and similar= You hope you think people will think you are rich and contact you for that reason. You think your wealth alone will get you a fuck. You are also a poser.
To me reallygoodlooking77 = You love yourself and if you are so good looking why do you only have pictures of your ugly dick?
To me camcock01 = You go in chat rooms and masturbate on cam but never show your face. You also probably love cybersex.
I could go on but I think you get what I am on about. I may be missing out on some great guys but to me if you have a profile name that makes you look and sound a dick then you probably are a dick in real life.
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"Is it just me or do you get put off by profiles names? Some profile names stop me even looking at a profile let alone message the guy.
To me lovetolickpussy21 = You hope women will think really oh I must contact you then.
To me bigboyforyou24 and similar = You think just by having a big cock it will get you a fuck. What else have you got besides a big cock? Lots of men have a big cock and not all women are size queens anyway. I prefer a 6 – 7.5 inch cock. If a cock is too long it hurts me.
To me needashag2000 = You sound desperate.
To me superstud69 and similar = You love yourself and I bet you are lying and you are a crap fuck.
To me anythingoes99 = You are desperate and will do anything for a fuck. You would probably let me have a poo on you if you thought it meant you could fuck me. No I am not into that sort of thing before anybody asks.
To me lovetolearn5 = I am not your bloody teacher. I want a man who already knows.
To me cybersexlover55 = You love talking about it and masturbating behind your pc screen but you would probably be a timewaster and not show up for a meet.
To me porsche968 and similar= You hope you think people will think you are rich and contact you for that reason. You think your wealth alone will get you a fuck. You are also a poser.
To me reallygoodlooking77 = You love yourself and if you are so good looking why do you only have pictures of your ugly dick?
To me camcock01 = You go in chat rooms and masturbate on cam but never show your face. You also probably love cybersex.
I could go on but I think you get what I am on about. I may be missing out on some great guys but to me if you have a profile name that makes you look and sound a dick then you probably are a dick in real life.
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Lol but now worries what you think of my profile name lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Somebody is in a bit of a mood I sense, and hasn't even mentioned the profile
'sarahshaggerwithmybigcockinthe backofmyferrari' yet, wonder if she hasn't noticed him?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it just me or do you get put off by profiles names? Some profile names stop me even looking at a profile let alone message the guy.
To me lovetolickpussy21 = You hope women will think really oh I must contact you then.
To me bigboyforyou24 and similar = You think just by having a big cock it will get you a fuck. What else have you got besides a big cock? Lots of men have a big cock and not all women are size queens anyway. I prefer a 6 – 7.5 inch cock. If a cock is too long it hurts me.
To me needashag2000 = You sound desperate.
To me superstud69 and similar = You love yourself and I bet you are lying and you are a crap fuck.
To me anythingoes99 = You are desperate and will do anything for a fuck. You would probably let me have a poo on you if you thought it meant you could fuck me. No I am not into that sort of thing before anybody asks.
To me lovetolearn5 = I am not your bloody teacher. I want a man who already knows.
To me cybersexlover55 = You love talking about it and masturbating behind your pc screen but you would probably be a timewaster and not show up for a meet.
To me porsche968 and similar= You hope you think people will think you are rich and contact you for that reason. You think your wealth alone will get you a fuck. You are also a poser.
To me reallygoodlooking77 = You love yourself and if you are so good looking why do you only have pictures of your ugly dick?
To me camcock01 = You go in chat rooms and masturbate on cam but never show your face. You also probably love cybersex.
I could go on but I think you get what I am on about. I may be missing out on some great guys but to me if you have a profile name that makes you look and sound a dick then you probably are a dick in real life.
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Yep Sarah I do EXACTLY the same. Unlike you I don't worry about missing out on great guys.... no great guy would pick such idiotic names.. They just remind me of the 'inbetweeners' kids who are still virgins. |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"Is it just me or do you get put off by profiles names? Some profile names stop me even looking at a profile let alone message the guy.
To me lovetolickpussy21 = You hope women will think really oh I must contact you then.
To me bigboyforyou24 and similar = You think just by having a big cock it will get you a fuck. What else have you got besides a big cock? Lots of men have a big cock and not all women are size queens anyway. I prefer a 6 – 7.5 inch cock. If a cock is too long it hurts me.
To me needashag2000 = You sound desperate.
Thats exactly what K says
To me superstud69 and similar = You love yourself and I bet you are lying and you are a crap fuck.
To me anythingoes99 = You are desperate and will do anything for a fuck. You would probably let me have a poo on you if you thought it meant you could fuck me. No I am not into that sort of thing before anybody asks.
To me lovetolearn5 = I am not your bloody teacher. I want a man who already knows.
To me cybersexlover55 = You love talking about it and masturbating behind your pc screen but you would probably be a timewaster and not show up for a meet.
To me porsche968 and similar= You hope you think people will think you are rich and contact you for that reason. You think your wealth alone will get you a fuck. You are also a poser.
To me reallygoodlooking77 = You love yourself and if you are so good looking why do you only have pictures of your ugly dick?
To me camcock01 = You go in chat rooms and masturbate on cam but never show your face. You also probably love cybersex.
I could go on but I think you get what I am on about. I may be missing out on some great guys but to me if you have a profile name that makes you look and sound a dick then you probably are a dick in real life.
Yep Sarah I do EXACTLY the same. Unlike you I don't worry about missing out on great guys.... no great guy would pick such idiotic names.. They just remind me of the 'inbetweeners' kids who are still virgins. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think its the initial excitement of joining a site like this,it sends the blood rushing away from the brain and to other areas causing complete chaos  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"glad we changed ours from pussy n boots 
Pussy n Boots is a brilliant profile name....change it back, NOW!! "
ah soz hun, patrick felt a little left out, u know patrick my imaginary partner in swinging. so compromised and added his name on coz by then was used to being called pussy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think i might change mind now to something interesting 
Amazingley awesome
I might become "Rampant Hamster" !!!
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How about donkey punching monkey butler |
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"Think i might change mind now to something interesting
Amazingley awesome
I might become "Rampant Hamster" !!!
How about donkey punching monkey butler "
Can i have one that long??? Must be all of 16 inches! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think i might change mind now to something interesting
Amazingley awesome
I might become "Rampant Hamster" !!!
How about donkey punching monkey butler
Can i have one that long??? Must be all of 16 inches!"
Ive seen longer  |
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"Think i might change mind now to something interesting
Amazingley awesome
I might become "Rampant Hamster" !!!
How about donkey punching monkey butler
Can i have one that long??? Must be all of 16 inches!
Ive seen longer "
Ok what about
"Phileas Fogg and his many adventures in the wank bank"
Is that a good one??? |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
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"Is it just me or do you get put off by profiles names? Some profile names stop me even looking at a profile let alone message the guy.
To me lovetolickpussy21 = You hope women will think really oh I must contact you then.
To me bigboyforyou24 and similar = You think just by having a big cock it will get you a fuck. What else have you got besides a big cock? Lots of men have a big cock and not all women are size queens anyway. I prefer a 6 – 7.5 inch cock. If a cock is too long it hurts me.
To me needashag2000 = You sound desperate.
To me superstud69 and similar = You love yourself and I bet you are lying and you are a crap fuck.
To me anythingoes99 = You are desperate and will do anything for a fuck. You would probably let me have a poo on you if you thought it meant you could fuck me. No I am not into that sort of thing before anybody asks.
To me lovetolearn5 = I am not your bloody teacher. I want a man who already knows.
To me cybersexlover55 = You love talking about it and masturbating behind your pc screen but you would probably be a timewaster and not show up for a meet.
To me porsche968 and similar= You hope you think people will think you are rich and contact you for that reason. You think your wealth alone will get you a fuck. You are also a poser.
To me reallygoodlooking77 = You love yourself and if you are so good looking why do you only have pictures of your ugly dick?
To me camcock01 = You go in chat rooms and masturbate on cam but never show your face. You also probably love cybersex.
I could go on but I think you get what I am on about. I may be missing out on some great guys but to me if you have a profile name that makes you look and sound a dick then you probably are a dick in real life.
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Then of course there's the usernames that are just plain crap and stupid.
Like, oh I dunno, Tobleton? |
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"glad we changed ours from pussy n boots
Pussy n Boots is a brilliant profile name....change it back, NOW!!
ah soz hun, patrick felt a little left out, u know patrick my imaginary partner in swinging. so compromised and added his name on coz by then was used to being called pussy "
AW, that's a shame. Take a pic of Patrick wearing a pair of tackety boots and then change it back, and tell him it in now way affects his masculinity!!
Just think it was a great profile name - bit of a pun, bit sexy, bit fun, bit descriptive - i love it..!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"glad we changed ours from pussy n boots
Pussy n Boots is a brilliant profile name....change it back, NOW!!
ah soz hun, patrick felt a little left out, u know patrick my imaginary partner in swinging. so compromised and added his name on coz by then was used to being called pussy
AW, that's a shame. Take a pic of Patrick wearing a pair of tackety boots and then change it back, and tell him it in now way affects his masculinity!!
Just think it was a great profile name - bit of a pun, bit sexy, bit fun, bit descriptive - i love it..!
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got a pic on profile of patrick sucking me knickers but dont think i will let him anywhere near me boots.
and yeah i luved the name too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think i might change mind now to something interesting
Amazingley awesome
I might become "Rampant Hamster" !!!
How about donkey punching monkey butler
Can i have one that long??? Must be all of 16 inches!
Ive seen longer
Ok what about
"Phileas Fogg and his many adventures in the wank bank"
Is that a good one???"
you can only try,it may only let you have "Phileas Fogg and his many adventures in the wank" though |
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"Im thinking sarah has confused this with a dating site. Why are we here?"
Well to be honest i do think she has a point. You dont have to have name like "cockneedsmilking" or or anything similar. I do find it difficult to take some user names seriously |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think my tag makes it perfectly clear that im not after a relationship. So,tags can be relevent to the persons wants."
Not on about tags on about profile names...by the way interesting profile uve got she seems really smitten |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kind of suggets most are put off by fun,and want more."
Ull probably find that they're more put off by wot u advertise in ur profile..change it if ur not sure about her ud probably ave more luck...its not about playing games on here |
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"Kind of suggets most are put off by fun,and want more.
Ull probably find that they're more put off by wot u advertise in ur profile..change it if ur not sure about her ud probably ave more luck...its not about playing games on here "
will have to look! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pussy. what you saying? i should say im single? In site terms i am, thoe im not married. Kind of tellin porkies in some eyes eh?"
erm think u should familirise urself with the last bit of ur profile again hun...and dont shoot the messenger just tryin 2 give u some advice...god no helping some people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Profile updated. Maybe she is,but i dont know about it. Maybe i will get to meet her again,thru here. lol. You dont have to tell me who it is. I dont wanna come across as jealous. lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Profile updated. Maybe she is,but i dont know about it. Maybe i will get to meet her again,thru here. lol. You dont have to tell me who it is. I dont wanna come across as jealous. lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"your not easy by any chance with a name like that???? lol
how did the bbq go hun???"
It went rather well, I must admit, much to my amazement we had a gazebo thing for us smokers and the non smokers ended up in that with us lol, BUT I only stayed for an hour, that was enough of d*unken partners for me Good weekend?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"your not easy by any chance with a name like that???? lol
how did the bbq go hun???
It went rather well, I must admit, much to my amazement we had a gazebo thing for us smokers and the non smokers ended up in that with us lol, BUT I only stayed for an hour, that was enough of d*unken partners for me Good weekend? "
Oh and easy? Moi  DEFINITELY!!  |
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"Profile updated. Maybe she is,but i dont know about it. Maybe i will get to meet her again,thru here. lol. You dont have to tell me who it is. I dont wanna come across as jealous. lol."
Far better as its kind of not good to play the badly done to card. Picture might help. Well i say MIGHT lol |
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"Tried lots of different wordings. I guess im just no good at shakespeare,and too short n ugly to even stir any interest in the slightest bit of fun. lol"
Okay, people keep going on about him. Who is this Shakespeare anyway, I can't find his profile anywhere |
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"Okay, people keep going on about him. Who is this Shakespeare anyway, I can't find his profile anywhere "
I've pasted a bit from his profile here in case you still can't find him:
"They call me big Willy:
Midlands-based bard seeks Merry Wives (pref near Windsor as I fly in/out of Heathrow regularly). 400 years old but the ladies tell me I look younger. Is this a dagger I see before me? No, it's my shaven 10-inch cock.
And by the way, you two gentlemen of Verona, stop messaging me, I'm not into that sort of thing.." |
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"Tried lots of different wordings. I guess im just no good at shakespeare,and too short n ugly to even stir any interest in the slightest bit of fun. lol
Okay, people keep going on about him. Who is this Shakespeare anyway, I can't find his profile anywhere "
Shakespeare was a randy dude by all accounts! |
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""Okay, people keep going on about him. Who is this Shakespeare anyway, I can't find his profile anywhere "
I've pasted a bit from his profile here in case you still can't find him:
"They call me big Willy:
Midlands-based bard seeks Merry Wives (pref near Windsor as I fly in/out of Heathrow regularly). 400 years old but the ladies tell me I look younger. Is this a dagger I see before me? No, it's my shaven 10-inch cock.
And by the way, you two gentlemen of Verona, stop messaging me, I'm not into that sort of thing..""
LMFAO at that! So a lot's in a name, it would seem. Who knew! |
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"He was famous for his poaching at charlcote deer park just outside stratford on avon."
I thought that place was famous for making makeup! and, um, other general shit |
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"ours is pretty boring compared to some ..well really boring ..theres two of us n we come from york ....boring !!!"
Your profile name might be boring but that pink outfit and the public pics would get the attention of a man who had been in a coma for 20 years!
Sometimes a snazzy name just aint needed... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Im thinking sarah has confused this with a dating site. Why are we here?"
I do not have this confused with a dating site. I just think some men should think of the image they portray with their profile names.
Also I really do think somebody who chooses a profile name like lovetolickpussy is hoping or thinking that when women see that name they are going to think oh you love to lick pussy I must contact you then. As this is a swingers website I would not contact a man who did not want to lick my pussy. |
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""Okay, people keep going on about him. Who is this Shakespeare anyway, I can't find his profile anywhere "
I've pasted a bit from his profile here in case you still can't find him:
"They call me big Willy:
Midlands-based bard seeks Merry Wives (pref near Windsor as I fly in/out of Heathrow regularly). 400 years old but the ladies tell me I look younger. Is this a dagger I see before me? No, it's my shaven 10-inch cock.
And by the way, you two gentlemen of Verona, stop messaging me, I'm not into that sort of thing..""
Nice!
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"ours is pretty boring compared to some ..well really boring ..theres two of us n we come from york ....boring !!!"
I agree, and the pictures of a very, very sexy lady in various poses with a fantastic body on show just forced me to switch off. Give it up love, nobody will be interested in you. |
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"I like mine but I haven't a clue what it means. LOL
I used to use 'Call_me_Ishmael'
But no one seems to get it! 
;-);-)
LOL
Moby Dick? Does this mean I am officially clever like? "
Opening line to the book. 1 point!
And... Nope!
You just get to join us smart arses.
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"I like mine but I haven't a clue what it means. LOL
I used to use 'Call_me_Ishmael'
But no one seems to get it!
;-);-)
LOL
Moby Dick? Does this mean I am officially clever like?
Opening line to the book. 1 point!
And... Nope!
You just get to join us smart arses.
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So are you merry or just climb hills? |
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"I like mine but I haven't a clue what it means. LOL
I used to use 'Call_me_Ishmael'
But no one seems to get it!
;-);-)
LOL
Moby Dick? Does this mean I am officially clever like?
Opening line to the book. 1 point!
And... Nope!
You just get to join us smart arses.
So are you merry or just climb hills?"
Nope, that was the Duke of York.
lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like mine but I haven't a clue what it means. LOL
I used to use 'Call_me_Ishmael'
But no one seems to get it!
;-);-)
LOL
Moby Dick? Does this mean I am officially clever like?
Opening line to the book. 1 point!
And... Nope!
You just get to join us smart arses.
So are you merry or just climb hills?
Nope, that was the Duke of York.
lol"
So why old coal? Are you a miner? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im thinking sarah has confused this with a dating site. Why are we here?
I do not have this confused with a dating site. I just think some men should think of the image they portray with their profile names.
Also I really do think somebody who chooses a profile name like lovetolickpussy is hoping or thinking that when women see that name they are going to think oh you love to lick pussy I must contact you then. As this is a swingers website I would not contact a man who did not want to lick my pussy. "
You best avoid hatestolickpussy then. The name rules him out. lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I agree that some of the names make me roll my eyes and pass on by. But it does make me chuckle when I think of them signing up for socials where they have to give their screen names at the door so they can be ticked off the list ...
"Hi - I'm donkeydick / pisslover / hunglikeahorse" |
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"I agree that some of the names make me roll my eyes and pass on by. But it does make me chuckle when I think of them signing up for socials where they have to give their screen names at the door so they can be ticked off the list ...
"Hi - I'm donkeydick / pisslover / hunglikeahorse" "
Oooo now I am so glad after reading that I chose something less……….errr well shall I say sexually overt lol |
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"Im thinking sarah has confused this with a dating site. Why are we here?
I do not have this confused with a dating site. I just think some men should think of the image they portray with their profile names.
Also I really do think somebody who chooses a profile name like lovetolickpussy is hoping or thinking that when women see that name they are going to think oh you love to lick pussy I must contact you then. As this is a swingers website I would not contact a man who did not want to lick my pussy. You best avoid hatestolickpussy then. The name rules him out. lol."
pmsl |
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"????? "
I think the clean women would avoid you if thats what ur asking. I mean,come on,you should wash it after a good fistin. Kind of reminds me of the 1st time i got some tit. i didnt wanna washmy hands. lol. If the ????? was waiting for what we thought of stinkfist. Thats just my view. Any others? |
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"????? I think the clean women would avoid you if thats what ur asking. I mean,come on,you should wash it after a good fistin. Kind of reminds me of the 1st time i got some tit. i didnt wanna washmy hands. lol. If the ????? was waiting for what we thought of stinkfist. Thats just my view. Any others?"
My username comes from a song by the band Tool and one of there songs is called stinkfist,i only put ???? to see the reaction but people do judge others by there name without knowing why they chose it in the first place.lol |
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