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By *otSoNewWalesCouple OP Couple over a year ago

South Wales

"Wow! It looks like a penis, only smaller!"

Any more?

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By *river88Man over a year ago

wigan

Awww look it's like a midgets thumb in a bush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Close your legs your making the place look untidy

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By *essandpatCouple over a year ago

chester

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You thought you had a pube until you pissed out of it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can see what you had for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

shut ya legs, ya breath stinks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Wow! It looks like a penis, only smaller!"

Any more?"

You only need a big organ in a cathedral is the comeback on that one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am I supposed to go down on that.. or wipe my feet on it ??

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

It feels like waving a pencil in the Albert Hall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it in yet?

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By *afadaoMan over a year ago

Staines

Man: “My God woman, you’ve got a big pussy”

“You’ve got a big pussy”

Woman: “Why did you say it twice?”

Man: “I didn’t”

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan over a year ago

Sussex

Heard from the drag queen compare at a ladies night event:

"Close yer legs luv I'm not a lip reader"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd call you a C**t but they are useful

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