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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whenever we see the number 69, that gets us going and whenever anyone says anything that is perceived as a normal, mom sexual word like pussy we snigger together like little school kids. Doesn’t help when my dad says (who I am sure has an inner wicked streak that’s dying to get out) ‘there is a pussy on my lap’  (I like that fun side of my dad lol)
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whenever we see the number 69, that gets us going and whenever anyone says anything that is perceived as a normal, mom sexual word like pussy we snigger together like little school kids. Doesn’t help when my dad says (who I am sure has an inner wicked streak that’s dying to get out) ‘there is a pussy on my lap’ (I like that fun side of my dad lol)
Geeky x"
Best part was when he saw the MILF (Mug I’d Like to Fill) mug I gave your mum
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"I shouldn’t be laughing when I spell ‘attic’ out loud.
What immature things do you still laugh at?
 wots so funny about the word attic ?
A titty I see "
I still don't get it ? |
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Sexual innuendo my family think there’s something wrong with me I think filth when the most simplest things are said
My daughter text me asking about a munchbox and just said “12in or 9in” I pissed myself laughing |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"I shouldn’t be laughing when I spell ‘attic’ out loud.
What immature things do you still laugh at?
wots so funny about the word attic ?
I only live a 10 minute walk from there  "
Lol now that's funny |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I shouldn’t be laughing when I spell ‘attic’ out loud.
What immature things do you still laugh at?
Spell it phonetically it’s not as funny then "
Thanks, that was just the advice I was looking for |
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"I shouldn’t be laughing when I spell ‘attic’ out loud.
What immature things do you still laugh at?
wots so funny about the word attic ?
A titty I see
I still don't get it ? Me neither mate  "
Sound the letters out as A Tea Tea I See |
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"I shouldn’t be laughing when I spell ‘attic’ out loud.
What immature things do you still laugh at?
wots so funny about the word attic ?
A titty I see
I still don't get it ? Me neither mate
Sound the letters out as A Tea Tea I See "
Oh ok . Still not overly funny |
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"I shouldn’t be laughing when I spell ‘attic’ out loud.
What immature things do you still laugh at?
wots so funny about the word attic ?
A titty I see
I still don't get it ? Me neither mate
Sound the letters out as A Tea Tea I See Oh ok . Still not overly funny "
No really but it amuses the OP so leave him to it |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"I shouldn’t be laughing when I spell ‘attic’ out loud.
What immature things do you still laugh at?
wots so funny about the word attic ?
A titty I see
I still don't get it ?
Me neither mate
Sound the letters out as A Tea Tea I See "
All i see is you making a sentence out of the letters of the word. Witch cood be dun to any word.
And Wear dus the S come from ?
Thar is no S in attic.
I still don't get it. |
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"I shouldn’t be laughing when I spell ‘attic’ out loud.
What immature things do you still laugh at?
wots so funny about the word attic ?
A titty I see
I still don't get it ? Me neither mate
Sound the letters out as A Tea Tea I See Oh ok . Still not overly funny
No really but it amuses the OP so leave him to it "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shouldn’t be laughing when I spell ‘attic’ out loud.
What immature things do you still laugh at?
wots so funny about the word attic ?
A titty I see
I still don't get it ?
Me neither mate
Sound the letters out as A Tea Tea I See
All i see is you making a sentence out of the letters of the word. Witch cood be dun to any word.
And Wear dus the S come from ?
Thar is no S in attic.
I still don't get it. "
My kids do this and think it's halirous. A titty I see |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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shouldn’t be laughing when I spell ‘attic’ out loud.
What immature things do you still laugh at?
Predictive text just got me...
Son- "mum gonna be late home from work..whats for dinner?"
me- "Slag Bol"
Son- "erm, I'm kinda scared to ask what the hell is in there"
lolol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" shouldn’t be laughing when I spell ‘attic’ out loud.
What immature things do you still laugh at?
Predictive text just got me...
Son- "mum gonna be late home from work..whats for dinner?"
me- "Slag Bol"
Son- "erm, I'm kinda scared to ask what the hell is in there"
lolol. "
This made me laugh out loud |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I still giggle at the number 69, I also still spell out boobies on a calculator thinking its clever, in subway when I ask for the 12" I cant keep a straight face, I laugh when I see people fall, when a girl says shes gone for a facial I give them a dirty look, I make faces at myself as I pass mirrors... the list is endless really. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I shouldn’t be laughing when I spell ‘attic’ out loud.
What immature things do you still laugh at?
wots so funny about the word attic ?
A titty I see
I still don't get it ?
Me neither mate
Sound the letters out as A Tea Tea I See
All i see is you making a sentence out of the letters of the word. Witch cood be dun to any word.
And Wear dus the S come from ?
Thar is no S in attic.
I still don't get it.
My kids do this and think it's halirous. A titty I see"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I shouldn’t be laughing when I spell ‘attic’ out loud.
What immature things do you still laugh at?
wots so funny about the word attic ?
A titty I see
I still don't get it ?
Me neither mate
Sound the letters out as A Tea Tea I See
All i see is you making a sentence out of the letters of the word. Witch cood be dun to any word.
And Wear dus the S come from ?
Thar is no S in attic.
I still don't get it.
oh dear.... |
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"K _eeside I'll have a go.....
ATTIC spell aloud = A TT I C
TT = titty
So it becomes A TITTY I SEE
or..... I can see a boob.
A TT I C Do you geddit ?
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The C in attic sounds like the words SEE when pronounced non-phonetically also
That’s where the sew comes from |
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"K _eeside I'll have a go.....
ATTIC spell aloud = A TT I C
TT = titty
So it becomes A TITTY I SEE
or..... I can see a boob.
A TT I C Do you geddit ?
The C in attic sounds like the words SEE when pronounced non-phonetically also
That’s where the sew comes from "
*see now sew |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"K _eeside I'll have a go.....
ATTIC spell aloud = A TT I C
TT = titty
So it becomes A TITTY I SEE
or..... I can see a boob.
A TT I C Do you geddit ?
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Ok i see wot you meen now.
I still don't see the funny side but ya i see wot you meen now  A TT I C |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"K _eeside I'll have a go.....
ATTIC spell aloud = A TT I C
TT = titty
So it becomes A TITTY I SEE
or..... I can see a boob.
A TT I C Do you geddit ?
Ok i see wot you meen now.
I still don't see the funny side but ya i see wot you meen now A TT I C"
Sounds like sumthing a mate sent to me a while agow that confused me to.
He sed no problem m8. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shouldn’t be laughing when I spell ‘attic’ out loud.
What immature things do you still laugh at?"
The fact people are still discussing ATTIC on this thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"K _eeside I'll have a go.....
ATTIC spell aloud = A TT I C
TT = titty
So it becomes A TITTY I SEE
or..... I can see a boob.
A TT I C Do you geddit ?
Ok i see wot you meen now.
I still don't see the funny side but ya i see wot you meen now A TT I C"
Jesus, give me strength |
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"K _eeside I'll have a go.....
ATTIC spell aloud = A TT I C
TT = titty
So it becomes A TITTY I SEE
or..... I can see a boob.
A TT I C Do you geddit ?
Ok i see wot you meen now.
I still don't see the funny side but ya i see wot you meen now A TT I C
Jesus, give me strength "
Can you not work it out either ? Do you want me to do it again ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I shouldn’t be laughing when I spell ‘attic’ out loud.
What immature things do you still laugh at?
The fact people are still discussing ATTIC on this thread "
I should have known better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shouldn’t be laughing when I spell ‘attic’ out loud.
What immature things do you still laugh at?
wots so funny about the word attic ?
A titty I see
I still don't get it ? Me neither mate
Sound the letters out as A Tea Tea I See "
Been lost in translation. Some of us are just too young at heart for many I'm guessing....
I'm still a teen inside and never want to change that. Keeps one young. |
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Borrowed from a well known social media site
A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious.
She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed.
Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Mandarin to English.
Getting There:
Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.
The Hotel:
This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.
The Restaurant:
Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.
Your Room:
Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity! .. You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.
Bed:
Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.
Above All:
When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it.
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