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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So pick a person (anyone at all) And use 5 words to persuade them into bed.

The more imaginative the better....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

E.g

Katy Perry:

Does this smell of chloroform?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Suck my cheesy bellend ladies !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got any leeches for this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Leeches lmao! That's a strong contender

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have ordered us pizza

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So you need this insulin?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can smell your cunt.

Don't shout robbed off silence of the lambs.

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Your todger, my quim?

(and with a word to spare)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Double vodka, ice and slice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your todger, my quim?

(and with a word to spare)"

If you're gonna show off atleast add a random word after, like

Your todger, my quim? Chimpanzee

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By *abulously curiousCouple over a year ago

manchester

"Suck my cheesy bellend ladies ! "
haaaaaaa

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By *hispers-40Woman over a year ago

up the garden path

"Double vodka, ice and slice?"

Ohh go on then please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hang on, I know you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I sniff your Nan?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I can smell your cunt.

Don't shout robbed off silence of the lambs.

Miggs you grotty spunk thrower

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I sniff your Nan?"

Clench tight, going in dry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can smell your cunt.

Don't shout robbed off silence of the lambs.

Miggs you grotty spunk thrower"

Open you legs, don’t fart!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My penis, your chocolate starfish!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Double vodka, ice and slice?"

Guinness is good for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Please? I have a tenner?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks like an axe wound.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please? I have a tenner?"

Ok fine, fifteen, final offer

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Darling, pass the cheese grater

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

free crack waxing - No Ewoks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"free crack waxing - No Ewoks "

Please Let me tease you

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Over your knee you say?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It's bigger than it looks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"free crack waxing - No Ewoks "

Ok, this has my vote^^^

But your mum didnt mind?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"free crack waxing - No Ewoks

Ok, this has my vote^^^

But your mum didnt mind?"

it stung her balls though

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Pepper spray is not necessary

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"free crack waxing - No Ewoks

Ok, this has my vote^^^

But your mum didnt mind?

it stung her balls though "

That'll clear up after clinic

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Tickle my balloon knot baby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tickle my balloon knot baby"

Romantic fucker.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Where's the puncture repair kit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Where'd I put my baguette

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By *iker BullMan over a year ago

leeds

Fetch your laughing tackle here

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Where's the puncture repair kit?

Your cock pump broken again?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Heaven? That's just my bed

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I'm better than a fleshlight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy a kebab first love...?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This won't hurt a bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This won't hurt a bit

I’ll try anything once/twice

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

Would you like a reachround ?

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