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Strictly pyjama fun and frolics with Mistress and friends... Part something or another
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"Hee hee "tickles eenie again | |||
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"Hee hee tickles eenie again" Noooooooo stop it, I'm mega ticklish | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start "Just turned over  | |||
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"Where’s grumpy gone? "Here's ffs | |||
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"Where’s grumpy gone? "whose grumpy | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over "Aw it's shite | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
Aw it's shite "no it isnt give it a chance | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
Aw it's shite no it isnt give it a chance"Fecking geordies sound awful | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
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Fecking geordies sound awful "What is it? | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
Aw it's shite no it isnt give it a chance
Fecking geordies sound awful
What is it?"first dates | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
Aw it's shite no it isnt give it a chance
Fecking geordies sound awful
What is it?first dates"Oh.... | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
Aw it's shite no it isnt give it a chance
Fecking geordies sound awful
What is it?first dates
Oh.... "That fecking told you | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
Aw it's shite no it isnt give it a chance
Fecking geordies sound awful
What is it?first dates
Oh....
That fecking told you "So what's it about then?....  | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
Aw it's shite no it isnt give it a chance
Fecking geordies sound awful
What is it?first dates
Oh....
That fecking told you
So what's it about then?....
"First fecking dates ffs | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
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Fecking geordies sound awful
What is it?first dates
Oh....
That fecking told you
So what's it about then?....
First fecking dates ffs "Tut...can't remember that far back! | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
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Fecking geordies sound awful
What is it?first dates
Oh....
That fecking told you
So what's it about then?....
First fecking dates ffs
Tut...can't remember that far back! "I think _oddy conked out watching it  | |||
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Evening Iain | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
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Fecking geordies sound awful
What is it?first dates
Oh....
That fecking told you
So what's it about then?....
First fecking dates ffs
Tut...can't remember that far back!
I think _oddy conked out watching it "Must have been boring then | |||
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"Look up...the night watchman is here!
Evening Iain "Ere! I'm the Night Manager here, though no relation to that imposter on BBC last year (so I'm told!). | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
Aw it's shite no it isnt give it a chance
Fecking geordies sound awful
What is it?first dates
Oh....
That fecking told you
So what's it about then?....
First fecking dates ffs
Tut...can't remember that far back!
I think _oddy conked out watching it
Must have been boring then "Nah! She's getting on, poor dear. Can't keep up! | |||
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"Look up...the night watchman is here!
Evening Iain
Ere! I'm the Night Manager here, though no relation to that imposter on BBC last year (so I'm told!)."Haha...of course not I did like that program though! | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
Aw it's shite no it isnt give it a chance
Fecking geordies sound awful
What is it?first dates
Oh....
That fecking told you
So what's it about then?....
First fecking dates ffs
Tut...can't remember that far back!
I think _oddy conked out watching it
Must have been boring then
Nah! She's getting on, poor dear. Can't keep up! "She's probably getting my supper  | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
Aw it's shite no it isnt give it a chance
Fecking geordies sound awful
What is it?first dates
Oh....
That fecking told you
So what's it about then?....
First fecking dates ffs
Tut...can't remember that far back!
I think _oddy conked out watching it
Must have been boring then
Nah! She's getting on, poor dear. Can't keep up!
She's probably getting my supper " | |||
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"Look up...the night watchman is here!
Evening Iain
Ere! I'm the Night Manager here, though no relation to that imposter on BBC last year (so I'm told!).
Haha...of course not I did like that program though!"TBH, I never saw it@ | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there "What first date? | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
Aw it's shite no it isnt give it a chance
Fecking geordies sound awful
What is it?first dates
Oh....
That fecking told you
So what's it about then?....
First fecking dates ffs
Tut...can't remember that far back!
I think _oddy conked out watching it
Must have been boring then
Nah! She's getting on, poor dear. Can't keep up!
She's probably getting my supper "I do like a cat's bum | |||
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"Look up...the night watchman is here!
Evening Iain
Ere! I'm the Night Manager here, though no relation to that imposter on BBC last year (so I'm told!).
Haha...of course not I did like that program though!
TBH, I never saw it@"It was a good drama, difficult to follow at first | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date? "yes my sami | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
Aw it's shite no it isnt give it a chance
Fecking geordies sound awful
What is it?first dates
Oh....
That fecking told you
So what's it about then?....
First fecking dates ffs
Tut...can't remember that far back!
I think _oddy conked out watching it
Must have been boring then
Nah! She's getting on, poor dear. Can't keep up!
She's probably getting my supper
I do like a cat's bum "his lordship had got a habit of wriggling his under me head when im asleep so i use his as a pillow | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date? yes my sami"Shall we try to work out who'd be best for Voddy to meet on First Dates? What type of person? | |||
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"you got channel 4 on mistress its just gonna start
Just turned over
Aw it's shite no it isnt give it a chance
Fecking geordies sound awful
What is it?first dates
Oh....
That fecking told you
So what's it about then?....
First fecking dates ffs
Tut...can't remember that far back!
I think _oddy conked out watching it
Must have been boring then
Nah! She's getting on, poor dear. Can't keep up!
She's probably getting my supper
I do like a cat's bum his lordship had got a habit of wriggling his under me head when im asleep so i use his as a pillow"Ah, lovely Bert | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date? yes my sami
Shall we try to work out who'd be best for Voddy to meet on First Dates? What type of person? "Kind and caring, with a liking for cats called Bert | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date? "Voddy first date? Ffs | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date?
Voddy first date? Ffs "Yep, missed me comma out | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date? yes my sami
Shall we try to work out who'd be best for Voddy to meet on First Dates? What type of person?
Kind and caring, with a liking for cats called Bert "es chasing his tail | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date?
Voddy first date? Ffs "Meaning what??? | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date?
Voddy first date? Ffs
Meaning what??? "Meaning her first date was many years ago | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date? yes my sami
Shall we try to work out who'd be best for Voddy to meet on First Dates? What type of person?
Kind and caring, with a liking for cats called Bert es chasing his tail"Aah.....bless.... | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date?
Voddy first date? Ffs
Meaning what???
Meaning her first date was many years ago "How long ago was yours mistress I don't know what constitutes a date, all those years ago, for me. | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date?
Voddy first date? Ffs
Meaning what???
Meaning her first date was many years ago "fecking cheek | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date?
Voddy first date? Ffs
Meaning what???
Meaning her first date was many years ago "Aren't we talking about the current First Dates on telly? Or am I utterly confused??  | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date?
Voddy first date? Ffs
Meaning what???
Meaning her first date was many years ago
How long ago was yours mistress I don't know what constitutes a date, all those years ago, for me. "Your not tripping me up on age that way | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date?
Voddy first date? Ffs
Meaning what???
Meaning her first date was many years ago
How long ago was yours mistress I don't know what constitutes a date, all those years ago, for me. "maybe we should fill in a form for mistress too | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date?
Voddy first date? Ffs
Meaning what???
Meaning her first date was many years ago
Aren't we talking about the current First Dates on telly?
Or am I utterly confused?? "yes we are fannygolightly is trying to confuddle you | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date?
Voddy first date? Ffs
Meaning what???
Meaning her first date was many years ago
How long ago was yours mistress I don't know what constitutes a date, all those years ago, for me.
Your not tripping me up on age that way "fab age male age or female age | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date?
Voddy first date? Ffs
Meaning what???
Meaning her first date was many years ago
Aren't we talking about the current First Dates on telly?
Or am I utterly confused?? "This thread is confusing and innuendo. ..but one thing it is not is poking fun ate each other for cheap laughs....I would not say anything that was hurtful. We just have friendly banter. | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date?
Voddy first date? Ffs
Meaning what???
Meaning her first date was many years ago
Aren't we talking about the current First Dates on telly?
Or am I utterly confused?? yes we are fannygolightly is trying to confuddle you"Phew! I thought it was me going doolally! | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date?
Voddy first date? Ffs
Meaning what???
Meaning her first date was many years ago
How long ago was yours mistress I don't know what constitutes a date, all those years ago, for me. maybe we should fill in a form for mistress too "Only if the restaurant is in the north east....I'm not travelling hundreds of miles for fish and chips and a latte | |||
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"Actully i was filling in the form for it so there
What first date?
Voddy first date? Ffs
Meaning what???
Meaning her first date was many years ago
How long ago was yours mistress I don't know what constitutes a date, all those years ago, for me.
Your not tripping me up on age that way fab age male age or female age"Passport age | |||
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"Righto folks, I have to leave you all. Signal issues again with pages taking ages to load. If you care to hang on till 6am, great signals and responses return. Might not be online tomorrow night; full hotel incl residential conference of 20 delegates so may be a tad busy on my shift. Everyone behave now... I. " Na night! | |||
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"Good morning lovely people "Morning Mistress! | |||
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"Here in Cambridgeshire too "Seems like spring has arrived at last | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering " Morning _oddy. ...them birds are proper fecking gobshites ffs | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering " Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) "its good to talk | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk " | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
"maureen lipman ringing malcom lol | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol"And, 'ologies' | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
And, 'ologies' "press button a to connect then button b to talk | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol"Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" "translated to heres a discount mistress | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress "**waves and twirls for _oddy** | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**"I'll do a little pirouette for you _nitter...welcome | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**"Knitterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr where you been hiding have missed you xxx snuggles and pours glitter everywhere | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**
I'll do a little pirouette for you _nitter...welcome "mind the wet floor | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**"Welcome to our little piece of madness | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**
I'll do a little pirouette for you _nitter...welcome mind the wet floor"Wozn't me! | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**
I'll do a little pirouette for you _nitter...welcome "Ohhh that's so pretty | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**
Knitterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr where you been hiding have missed you xxx snuggles and pours glitter everywhere "Oh Voddy that's why I love you, you always have glitter | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**
Welcome to our little piece of madness "Why thank you kindly | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**
Welcome to our little piece of madness
Why thank you kindly "You're very welcome | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**
I'll do a little pirouette for you _nitter...welcome mind the wet floor"Shit get the signs out _oddy | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**
I'll do a little pirouette for you _nitter...welcome mind the wet floor
Shit get the signs out _oddy "Got a portable one...I'll put it out..... | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**
Welcome to our little piece of madness "Oi speak for yourself | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**
Welcome to our little piece of madness
Oi speak for yourself"It's a good madness! | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**
I'll do a little pirouette for you _nitter...welcome
Ohhh that's so pretty "Oh it’s can be sometimes | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**
I'll do a little pirouette for you _nitter...welcome mind the wet floor
Shit get the signs out _oddy
Got a portable one...I'll put it out..... "I posted some to _oddy to pass on to you | |||
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"Morning all Blue sky here birds are twittering Wonder who bought their phones for them...
Busby maybe (bugger showing my age there ) its good to talk
maureen lipman ringing malcom lol
Always reminds me of "cause you can malcom" translated to heres a discount mistress
**waves and twirls for _oddy**
Welcome to our little piece of madness
Oi speak for yourself
It's a good madness! "Your right...all granny's nutters are here | |||
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"Tosses more glitter around "Feck off | |||
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"Sits down and cries... I've wasted most of the day cleaning... I'm never gonna get that time back again "Hey Eenie..it's done...
I've been doing me George Formby act today! | |||
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"Sits down and cries... I've wasted most of the day cleaning... I'm never gonna get that time back again
Hey Eenie..it's done...
I've been doing me George Formby act today! "was ya playino ya ukulele | |||
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"Sits down and cries... I've wasted most of the day cleaning... I'm never gonna get that time back again
Hey Eenie..it's done...
I've been doing me George Formby act today! was ya playino ya ukulele "Yes, whilst cleanin me Windows! | |||
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"Sits down and cries... I've wasted most of the day cleaning... I'm never gonna get that time back again
Hey Eenie..it's done...
I've been doing me George Formby act today! was ya playino ya ukulele "Deliverance | |||
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"Sits down and cries... I've wasted most of the day cleaning... I'm never gonna get that time back again
Hey Eenie..it's done...
I've been doing me George Formby act today! was ya playino ya ukulele
Yes, whilst cleanin me Windows! "More like Fred and ginger...singing in the.... | |||
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"Sits down and cries... I've wasted most of the day cleaning... I'm never gonna get that time back again
Hey Eenie..it's done...
I've been doing me George Formby act today! "Yeah but what a waste of a day | |||
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Hey Eenie..it's done...
I've been doing me George Formby act today!
Yeah but what a waste of a day "but everything sparkles and you dont have to do it at the weekend | |||
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"Sits down and cries... I've wasted most of the day cleaning... I'm never gonna get that time back again
Hey Eenie..it's done...
I've been doing me George Formby act today!
Yeah but what a waste of a day but everything sparkles and you dont have to do it at the weekend"I have sparkly winders now | |||
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Hey Eenie..it's done...
I've been doing me George Formby act today!
Yeah but what a waste of a day "Tomorrow's another day | |||
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Hey Eenie..it's done...
I've been doing me George Formby act today!
Yeah but what a waste of a day but everything sparkles and you dont have to do it at the weekend
I have sparkly winders now "did ya clean ya giggs too | |||
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"tops up latte machine ready and fills kettle" You got Nescafe left? | |||
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"tops up latte machine ready and fills kettle You got Nescafe left? "new jar just for you | |||
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Hey Eenie..it's done...
I've been doing me George Formby act today!
Yeah but what a waste of a day but everything sparkles and you dont have to do it at the weekend
I have sparkly winders now did ya clean ya giggs too"Ok Voddy...not sure what my giggs are.... | |||
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"tops up latte machine ready and fills kettle You got Nescafe left? new jar just for you "You're an Angel | |||
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Hey Eenie..it's done...
I've been doing me George Formby act today!
Yeah but what a waste of a day but everything sparkles and you dont have to do it at the weekend
I have sparkly winders now did ya clean ya giggs too
Ok Voddy...not sure what my giggs are.... "northean for glasses | |||
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"In bed up at 4 And can't sleep "count leprechauns | |||
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"Sits down and cries... I've wasted most of the day cleaning... I'm never gonna get that time back again
Hey Eenie..it's done...
I've been doing me George Formby act today!
Yeah but what a waste of a day but everything sparkles and you dont have to do it at the weekend
I have sparkly winders now did ya clean ya giggs too
Ok Voddy...not sure what my giggs are.... northean for glasses"Ah, ok....No I did'ne..... | |||
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"Sits down and cries... I've wasted most of the day cleaning... I'm never gonna get that time back again
Hey Eenie..it's done...
I've been doing me George Formby act today!
Yeah but what a waste of a day but everything sparkles and you dont have to do it at the weekend
I have sparkly winders now did ya clean ya giggs too
Ok Voddy...not sure what my giggs are.... northean for glasses
Ah, ok....No I did'ne..... "you want some pate on tuc biccies with ya coffee | |||
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"In bed up at 4 And can't sleep "Ah I hate that! Could I sing you a lullaby? | |||
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"Sits down and cries... I've wasted most of the day cleaning... I'm never gonna get that time back again
Hey Eenie..it's done...
I've been doing me George Formby act today!
Yeah but what a waste of a day but everything sparkles and you dont have to do it at the weekend
I have sparkly winders now did ya clean ya giggs too
Ok Voddy...not sure what my giggs are.... northean for glasses
Ah, ok....No I did'ne..... you want some pate on tuc biccies with ya coffee"Ooh yes please, Voddy, haven't had tuc biscuits for yonks, usually have the Tesco lookalike cheddars | |||
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"Sits down and cries... I've wasted most of the day cleaning... I'm never gonna get that time back again
Hey Eenie..it's done...
I've been doing me George Formby act today!
Yeah but what a waste of a day but everything sparkles and you dont have to do it at the weekend
I have sparkly winders now did ya clean ya giggs too
Ok Voddy...not sure what my giggs are.... northean for glasses"Ffs _oddy gig's is the Welsh football team manager....us northerners cell em geggs | |||
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"Sits down and cries... I've wasted most of the day cleaning... I'm never gonna get that time back again
Hey Eenie..it's done...
I've been doing me George Formby act today!
Yeah but what a waste of a day but everything sparkles and you dont have to do it at the weekend
I have sparkly winders now did ya clean ya giggs too
Ok Voddy...not sure what my giggs are.... northean for glasses
Ffs _oddy gig's is the Welsh football team manager....us northerners cell em geggs "passes MD a steaming latte and a pkt of custard creams | |||
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"Sits down and cries... I've wasted most of the day cleaning... I'm never gonna get that time back again
Hey Eenie..it's done...
I've been doing me George Formby act today!
Yeah but what a waste of a day but everything sparkles and you dont have to do it at the weekend
I have sparkly winders now did ya clean ya giggs too
Ok Voddy...not sure what my giggs are.... northean for glasses
Ffs _oddy gig's is the Welsh football team manager....us northerners cell em geggs passes MD a steaming latte and a pkt of custard creams "Aw cheers _oddy...but I'll pass on the latte I'm on dandelion and burdock this time of the night | |||
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"Sits down and cries... I've wasted most of the day cleaning... I'm never gonna get that time back again
Hey Eenie..it's done...
I've been doing me George Formby act today!
Yeah but what a waste of a day but everything sparkles and you dont have to do it at the weekend
I have sparkly winders now did ya clean ya giggs too
Ok Voddy...not sure what my giggs are.... northean for glasses
Ffs _oddy gig's is the Welsh football team manager....us northerners cell em geggs "Can't stand that bloke! | |||
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"Sits down and cries... I've wasted most of the day cleaning... I'm never gonna get that time back again
Hey Eenie..it's done...
I've been doing me George Formby act today!
Yeah but what a waste of a day but everything sparkles and you dont have to do it at the weekend
I have sparkly winders now did ya clean ya giggs too
Ok Voddy...not sure what my giggs are.... northean for glasses
Ffs _oddy gig's is the Welsh football team manager....us northerners cell em geggs
Can't stand that bloke! "Cheating fecker eh | |||
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"Sits down and cries... I've wasted most of the day cleaning... I'm never gonna get that time back again
Hey Eenie..it's done...
I've been doing me George Formby act today!
Yeah but what a waste of a day but everything sparkles and you dont have to do it at the weekend
I have sparkly winders now did ya clean ya giggs too
Ok Voddy...not sure what my giggs are.... northean for glasses
Ffs _oddy gig's is the Welsh football team manager....us northerners cell em geggs
Can't stand that bloke!
Cheating fecker eh "Yes, he's just a snidey arse! | |||
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"watch dispatches monday night mistress" What's it about? | |||
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"desel scandal" Aw feck yeah I seen a clip earlier for that....yeah one to watch...remind me Monday though memory is fecked | |||
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"desel scandal Aw feck yeah I seen a clip earlier for that....yeah one to watch...remind me Monday though memory is fecked "set a reminder on ya fone for it | |||
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"desel scandal Aw feck yeah I seen a clip earlier for that....yeah one to watch...remind me Monday though memory is fecked set a reminder on ya fone for it"Feck me Voddy. ...just say fecking no ffs | |||
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"desel scandal Aw feck yeah I seen a clip earlier for that....yeah one to watch...remind me Monday though memory is fecked set a reminder on ya fone for it
Feck me Voddy. ...just say fecking no ffs "but i might forget aswell sami remind us can ya | |||
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"desel scandal Aw feck yeah I seen a clip earlier for that....yeah one to watch...remind me Monday though memory is fecked set a reminder on ya fone for it
Feck me Voddy. ...just say fecking no ffs but i might forget aswell sami remind us can ya"I'll try.... | |||
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"desel scandal Aw feck yeah I seen a clip earlier for that....yeah one to watch...remind me Monday though memory is fecked set a reminder on ya fone for it
Feck me Voddy. ...just say fecking no ffs "Likelihood is I won't be online either on Monday so you are on your own or I'd remind you! | |||
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"desel scandal Aw feck yeah I seen a clip earlier for that....yeah one to watch...remind me Monday though memory is fecked set a reminder on ya fone for it
Feck me Voddy. ...just say fecking no ffs but i might forget aswell sami remind us can ya
I'll try.... "Feck we need some young blood on this reread ffs | |||
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"desel scandal Aw feck yeah I seen a clip earlier for that....yeah one to watch...remind me Monday though memory is fecked set a reminder on ya fone for it
Feck me Voddy. ...just say fecking no ffs
Likelihood is I won't be online either on Monday so you are on your own or I'd remind you! "I said we need young blood and another old fecker shows up ffs | |||
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"desel scandal Aw feck yeah I seen a clip earlier for that....yeah one to watch...remind me Monday though memory is fecked set a reminder on ya fone for it
Feck me Voddy. ...just say fecking no ffs but i might forget aswell sami remind us can ya
I'll try.... "Evening all. Just passing through; got a real bunch of arses in tonight, think they're God's Gift to us mere mortals. They've been ok with day staff but having had dinner out tonight and loads of wine etc, they're a right pain! | |||
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"desel scandal Aw feck yeah I seen a clip earlier for that....yeah one to watch...remind me Monday though memory is fecked set a reminder on ya fone for it
Feck me Voddy. ...just say fecking no ffs but i might forget aswell sami remind us can ya
I'll try....
Evening all. Just passing through; got a real bunch of arses in tonight, think they're God's Gift to us mere mortals. They've been ok with day staff but having had dinner out tonight and loads of wine etc, they're a right pain!"cant you shut the bar | |||
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"desel scandal Aw feck yeah I seen a clip earlier for that....yeah one to watch...remind me Monday though memory is fecked set a reminder on ya fone for it
Feck me Voddy. ...just say fecking no ffs but i might forget aswell sami remind us can ya
I'll try....
Evening all. Just passing through; got a real bunch of arses in tonight, think they're God's Gift to us mere mortals. They've been ok with day staff but having had dinner out tonight and loads of wine etc, they're a right pain!"Knobs! | |||
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"desel scandal Aw feck yeah I seen a clip earlier for that....yeah one to watch...remind me Monday though memory is fecked set a reminder on ya fone for it
Feck me Voddy. ...just say fecking no ffs but i might forget aswell sami remind us can ya
I'll try....
Evening all. Just passing through; got a real bunch of arses in tonight, think they're God's Gift to us mere mortals. They've been ok with day staff but having had dinner out tonight and loads of wine etc, they're a right pain!
Knobs! "and if they cough there pubes drop off | |||
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"desel scandal Aw feck yeah I seen a clip earlier for that....yeah one to watch...remind me Monday though memory is fecked set a reminder on ya fone for it
Feck me Voddy. ...just say fecking no ffs but i might forget aswell sami remind us can ya
I'll try....
Evening all. Just passing through; got a real bunch of arses in tonight, think they're God's Gift to us mere mortals. They've been ok with day staff but having had dinner out tonight and loads of wine etc, they're a right pain!
Knobs! and if they cough there pubes drop off"Good...I'm glad! | |||
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"Morning all, can't believe I'm first in this morning. Hope everyone is ok today? "Morning sami...I've just woke up..haven't even had my first latte | |||
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"Morning all, can't believe I'm first in this morning. Hope everyone is ok today?
Morning sami...I've just woke up..haven't even had my first latte "Ah bless ya Just had me first instant! | |||
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"Morning all, can't believe I'm first in this morning. Hope everyone is ok today?
Morning sami...I've just woke up..haven't even had my first latte
Ah bless ya Just had me first instant! "Off to make one this instant....that's not a fecking instant btw | |||
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"Ahhhh that was delicious. ..back to machine "Kettles on !.... | |||
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"Ahhhh that was delicious. ..back to machine
Kettles on !.... "tfft sami | |||
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"Ahhhh that was delicious. ..back to machine
Kettles on !.... "I hope you have azera in | |||
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"Ahhhh that was delicious. ..back to machine
Kettles on !.... tfft sami"Hmmm....? | |||
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Kettles on !....
I hope you have azera in "Oh yes! | |||
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"Ahhhh that was delicious. ..back to machine
Kettles on !.... tfft sami"Hard shift? | |||
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Kettles on !....
I hope you have azera in
Oh yes! "Giz it ere | |||
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I hope you have azera in
Oh yes!
Giz it ere "Nope, get yet own!.. | |||
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"Ahhhh that was delicious. ..back to machine
Kettles on !....
I hope you have azera in
Oh yes!
Giz it ere
Nope, get yet own!.. "In dash's words....tw@t | |||
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"Ahhhh that was delicious. ..back to machine
Kettles on !....
I hope you have azera in
Oh yes!
Giz it ere
Nope, get yet own!..
In dash's words....tw@t "No you're not.... | |||
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"Ahhhh that was delicious. ..back to machine
Kettles on !....
I hope you have azera in
Oh yes!
Giz it ere
Nope, get yet own!..
In dash's words....tw@t
No you're not.... "Stop turning the fecker around | |||
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"Ahhhh that was delicious. ..back to machine
Kettles on !....
I hope you have azera in
Oh yes!
Giz it ere
Nope, get yet own!..
In dash's words....tw@t
No you're not....
Stop turning the fecker around "Oh I'm very good at that! | |||
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"Ahhhh that was delicious. ..back to machine
Kettles on !....
I hope you have azera in
Oh yes!
Giz it ere
Nope, get yet own!..
In dash's words....tw@t
No you're not....
Stop turning the fecker around
Oh I'm very good at that! "Think I'll call you Bonnie Tyler | |||
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"Ahhhh that was delicious. ..back to machine
Kettles on !....
I hope you have azera in
Oh yes!
Giz it ere
Nope, get yet own!..
In dash's words....tw@t
No you're not....
Stop turning the fecker around
Oh I'm very good at that!
Think I'll call you Bonnie Tyler "Turn arouuuuund!... | |||
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"Ahhhh that was delicious. ..back to machine
Kettles on !....
I hope you have azera in
Oh yes!
Giz it ere
Nope, get yet own!..
In dash's words....tw@t
No you're not....
Stop turning the fecker around
Oh I'm very good at that!
Think I'll call you Bonnie Tyler
Turn arouuuuund!... "Bbbbright eyes | |||
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"Ahhhh that was delicious. ..back to machine
Kettles on !....
I hope you have azera in
Oh yes!
Giz it ere
Nope, get yet own!..
In dash's words....tw@t
No you're not....
Stop turning the fecker around
Oh I'm very good at that!
Think I'll call you Bonnie Tyler
Turn arouuuuund!...
Bbbbright eyes "Haha!...love it!... | |||
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"Ahhhh that was delicious. ..back to machine
Kettles on !....
I hope you have azera in
Oh yes!
Giz it ere
Nope, get yet own!..
In dash's words....tw@t
No you're not....
Stop turning the fecker around
Oh I'm very good at that!
Think I'll call you Bonnie Tyler
Turn arouuuuund!...
Bbbbright eyes
Haha!...love it!... "I bet you say that to all the mistress's | |||
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"Ahhhh that was delicious. ..back to machine
Kettles on !....
I hope you have azera in
Oh yes!
Giz it ere
Nope, get yet own!..
In dash's words....tw@t
No you're not....
Stop turning the fecker around
Oh I'm very good at that!
Think I'll call you Bonnie Tyler
Turn arouuuuund!...
Bbbbright eyes
Haha!...love it!...
I bet you say that to all the mistress's "No just you......  | |||
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"Ahhhh that was delicious. ..back to machine
Kettles on !....
I hope you have azera in
Oh yes!
Giz it ere
Nope, get yet own!..
In dash's words....tw@t
No you're not....
Stop turning the fecker around
Oh I'm very good at that!
Think I'll call you Bonnie Tyler
Turn arouuuuund!...
Bbbbright eyes
Haha!...love it!...
I bet you say that to all the mistress's
No just you......" I've got to nip out now catch you later xx | |||
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"Ahhhh that was delicious. ..back to machine
Kettles on !....
I hope you have azera in
Oh yes!
Giz it ere
Nope, get yet own!..
In dash's words....tw@t
No you're not....
Stop turning the fecker around
Oh I'm very good at that!
Think I'll call you Bonnie Tyler
Turn arouuuuund!...
Bbbbright eyes
Haha!...love it!...
I bet you say that to all the mistress's
No just you......
I've got to nip out now catch you later xx"Catcha later xxx | |||
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"Ahhhh that was delicious. ..back to machine
Kettles on !....
I hope you have azera in
Oh yes!
Giz it ere
Nope, get yet own!..
In dash's words....tw@t
No you're not....
Stop turning the fecker around
Oh I'm very good at that!
Think I'll call you Bonnie Tyler
Turn arouuuuund!...
Bbbbright eyes "That was art garfunkel sang that | |||
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"Ahhhh that was delicious. ..back to machine
Kettles on !....
I hope you have azera in
Oh yes!
Giz it ere
Nope, get yet own!..
In dash's words....tw@t
No you're not....
Stop turning the fecker around
Oh I'm very good at that!
Think I'll call you Bonnie Tyler
Turn arouuuuund!...
Bbbbright eyes That was art garfunkel sang that "Nah that was the burning like fire version | |||
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"Ahhhh that was delicious. ..back to machine
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I hope you have azera in
Oh yes!
Giz it ere
Nope, get yet own!..
In dash's words....tw@t
No you're not....
Stop turning the fecker around
Oh I'm very good at that!
Think I'll call you Bonnie Tyler
Turn arouuuuund!...
Bbbbright eyes That was art garfunkel sang that
Nah that was the burning like fire version "what when you backed on to the flames and burnt ya arse | |||
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"Ahhhh that was delicious. ..back to machine
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I hope you have azera in
Oh yes!
Giz it ere
Nope, get yet own!..
In dash's words....tw@t
No you're not....
Stop turning the fecker around
Oh I'm very good at that!
Think I'll call you Bonnie Tyler
Turn arouuuuund!...
Bbbbright eyes That was art garfunkel sang that
Nah that was the burning like fire version what when you backed on to the flames and burnt ya arse "Yeah fecking little silky's stuck to it | |||
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"Hello "Man of few words
Ello | |||
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"Hello
Man of few words
Ello "Just call me Uncle-Social | |||
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"Hello mmmm ello mr cute "Cute?!?! You're either d*unk or lost your specs | |||
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"Hello
Man of few words
Ello
Just call me Uncle-Social "I think I've met your Mrs | |||
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"Hello mmmm ello mr cute
Cute?!?! You're either d*unk or lost your specs "specs are clean and im drinking coffee | |||
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