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So my sky box decided not to record my series links tonight. I was most bewildered and couldn't work it out. I called it all the names under the sun, asked it why it hated me so.... It failed to answer which pissed me off even more. How dare it ignore me, I pay for the electric that gives it life goddam it. It's on bitch, me and the sky box at war.
So I think I have the upper hand, the perfect retort. I shall watch my programme on plus 1. Hurrah.
Where the fuck is my programme? What wizardry has the sky box produced?
It's fucking Tuesday.... my programmes are on tomorrow.
I am, for now, the incredible sulk. I so thought I was closer to a day off work than I am  |
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"All day Friday, I thought it was Saturday. Today, who knows.
I missed Bake Off though as I thought it was Monday  "
I worked the day shift today which I normally do on a Wednesday which didn't help matters. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"So my sky box decided not to record my series links tonight. I was most bewildered and couldn't work it out. I called it all the names under the sun, asked it why it hated me so.... It failed to answer which pissed me off even more. How dare it ignore me, I pay for the electric that gives it life goddam it. It's on bitch, me and the sky box at war.
So I think I have the upper hand, the perfect retort. I shall watch my programme on plus 1. Hurrah.
Where the fuck is my programme? What wizardry has the sky box produced?
It's fucking Tuesday.... my programmes are on tomorrow.
I am, for now, the incredible sulk. I so thought I was closer to a day off work than I am "
It's going to refuse to record tomorrow until you apologise for the abuse meted out tonight.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sky has had its day. Expensive and restrictive crap x
Cheaper and better value than virgin "
Got rid of sky and now watch everything on kodi etc. It's So much better and free |
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"So my sky box decided not to record my series links tonight. I was most bewildered and couldn't work it out. I called it all the names under the sun, asked it why it hated me so.... It failed to answer which pissed me off even more. How dare it ignore me, I pay for the electric that gives it life goddam it. It's on bitch, me and the sky box at war.
So I think I have the upper hand, the perfect retort. I shall watch my programme on plus 1. Hurrah.
Where the fuck is my programme? What wizardry has the sky box produced?
It's fucking Tuesday.... my programmes are on tomorrow.
I am, for now, the incredible sulk. I so thought I was closer to a day off work than I am
It's going to refuse to record tomorrow until you apologise for the abuse meted out tonight.
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Nope. I bow down to no machine (unless it's my wand on the blink - I'd pray to Gods of all religions and apologise wholeheartedly if that clit whizzer went bang) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Catch up TV?
I was a day early  "
What about when you’re dead excited to watch something, sit down, all comfy, and then realise it isn’t on because of football.
I hulk out! |
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"It's ok it was a repeat anyway - the one where the guy put the family heirloom dildo up for sale and it fetched two and sixpence!!  "
That's ok then. As long as the dildo still had my lady spunk on it it's cool. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"So my sky box decided not to record my series links tonight. I was most bewildered and couldn't work it out. I called it all the names under the sun, asked it why it hated me so.... It failed to answer which pissed me off even more. How dare it ignore me, I pay for the electric that gives it life goddam it. It's on bitch, me and the sky box at war.
So I think I have the upper hand, the perfect retort. I shall watch my programme on plus 1. Hurrah.
Where the fuck is my programme? What wizardry has the sky box produced?
It's fucking Tuesday.... my programmes are on tomorrow.
I am, for now, the incredible sulk. I so thought I was closer to a day off work than I am
It's going to refuse to record tomorrow until you apologise for the abuse meted out tonight.
Nope. I bow down to no machine (unless it's my wand on the blink - I'd pray to Gods of all religions and apologise wholeheartedly if that clit whizzer went bang)"
You know they all talk to each other now. Whatever device you used to type this thread is busy talking to the Sky box behind your back. They'll tell the wand to refuse to play, like Lysistrata.
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"I got rid of Sky and saved a small fortune,I should have done it ages ago.
I felt like that when i swapped from virgin to sky x"
You? On Virgin? You'll be telling me the Pop's Catholic next!! |
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"Sky has had its day. Expensive and restrictive crap x
Cheaper and better value than virgin
Got rid of sky and now watch everything on kodi etc. It's So much better and free"
I don't even know what kodi is |
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"Catch up TV?
I was a day early
What about when you’re dead excited to watch something, sit down, all comfy, and then realise it isn’t on because of football.
I hulk out! "
I can't even talk about it |
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"I got rid of Sky and saved a small fortune,I should have done it ages ago.
Just pay a friend or family member £10 a month and use one of their sky go slots! Get all the main channels and costs so much less!
I felt like that when i swapped from virgin to sky x"
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"So my sky box decided not to record my series links tonight. I was most bewildered and couldn't work it out. I called it all the names under the sun, asked it why it hated me so.... It failed to answer which pissed me off even more. How dare it ignore me, I pay for the electric that gives it life goddam it. It's on bitch, me and the sky box at war.
So I think I have the upper hand, the perfect retort. I shall watch my programme on plus 1. Hurrah.
Where the fuck is my programme? What wizardry has the sky box produced?
It's fucking Tuesday.... my programmes are on tomorrow.
I am, for now, the incredible sulk. I so thought I was closer to a day off work than I am
It's going to refuse to record tomorrow until you apologise for the abuse meted out tonight.
Nope. I bow down to no machine (unless it's my wand on the blink - I'd pray to Gods of all religions and apologise wholeheartedly if that clit whizzer went bang)
You know they all talk to each other now. Whatever device you used to type this thread is busy talking to the Sky box behind your back. They'll tell the wand to refuse to play, like Lysistrata.
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That's me fucked. I may as well move house and get all new electrical gear.
I'm doomed from here til eternity  |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
Sod's Law. If anything is going to go wrong or on the blink, it will be on a Bank Holiday weekend or the day before / after that weekend.
As for SKY, a lot of the Hotel trade gave up on that showing them in their properties years ago when SKY got greedy & increased their prices to astronomical levels! |
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"I got rid of Sky and saved a small fortune,I should have done it ages ago.
I felt like that when i swapped from virgin to sky x
You? On Virgin? You'll be telling me the Pop's Catholic next!!"
No, but the snap and crackle are Hindu |
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"I got rid of Sky and saved a small fortune,I should have done it ages ago.
Just pay a friend or family member £10 a month and use one of their sky go slots! Get all the main channels and costs so much less!
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I just got an Amazon firestick for watching anything on catchup,normal channels through the Sky box. I have my ex's password for Netflix.
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"I got rid of Sky and saved a small fortune,I should have done it ages ago.
Just pay a friend or family member £10 a month and use one of their sky go slots! Get all the main channels and costs so much less!
I just got an Amazon firestick for watching anything on catchup,normal channels through the Sky box. I have my ex's password for Netflix.
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Sweeeeeeeeeeet  |
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"Aww shurrup OP and watch Emmernation Enders or something tomorrow ffs
Actually Mr Winger, it's Hells Kitchen All Stars and The Curse of Oak Island. Ner."
Well I've had Sky and Virgin in the past, but just stick with Freeview now as I find them both far too expensive for what I need |
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"Aww shurrup OP and watch Emmernation Enders or something tomorrow ffs
Actually Mr Winger, it's Hells Kitchen All Stars and The Curse of Oak Island. Ner.
Well I've had Sky and Virgin in the past, but just stick with Freeview now as I find them both far too expensive for what I need "
I only like a few programmes and they're always on history or discovery etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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During school holidays I don't know which day of the week it is.
The Good Friday messed with my head and though Sunday was Monday. Today I thought was Wednesday.
I'm that idiot who goes around asking what day it is all the time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sky has had its day. Expensive and restrictive crap x
Cheaper and better value than virgin
Got rid of sky and now watch everything on kodi etc. It's So much better and free"
Nothing like leeching off others as thats all kodi is! |
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"During school holidays I don't know which day of the week it is.
The Good Friday messed with my head and though Sunday was Monday. Today I thought was Wednesday.
I'm that idiot who goes around asking what day it is all the time. "
See, today should have been Wednesday! I'm not the only one. |
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"Aww shurrup OP and watch Emmernation Enders or something tomorrow ffs
Actually Mr Winger, it's Hells Kitchen All Stars and The Curse of Oak Island. Ner.
Well I've had Sky and Virgin in the past, but just stick with Freeview now as I find them both far too expensive for what I need
I only like a few programmes and they're always on history or discovery etc "
Yeah, there's not much on that I'm particularly interested in. Music is more my bag, but the neighbours don't take too kindly to it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sky has had its day. Expensive and restrictive crap x
Cheaper and better value than virgin
Got rid of sky and now watch everything on kodi etc. It's So much better and free
I don't even know what kodi is "
it's great, if your internet service provider don't block it, you can watch all sorts of TV and movies for free, I use it in my flat all the time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aww shurrup OP and watch Emmernation Enders or something tomorrow ffs
Actually Mr Winger, it's Hells Kitchen All Stars and The Curse of Oak Island. Ner.
Well I've had Sky and Virgin in the past, but just stick with Freeview now as I find them both far too expensive for what I need "
lucky so and so, I have sky and BT sport in the pub, at least Dick Turpin wore a mask when he robbed you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aww shurrup OP and watch Emmernation Enders or something tomorrow ffs
Actually Mr Winger, it's Hells Kitchen All Stars and The Curse of Oak Island. Ner.
Well I've had Sky and Virgin in the past, but just stick with Freeview now as I find them both far too expensive for what I need
I only like a few programmes and they're always on history or discovery etc "
My favourite programmes were on Discovery - but then I realised that the best programmes were usually 5 or 6 year-old sell ons from the BBC, despite them being chopped to pieces to suit commercial TV.
I then saw the light.  |
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"So my sky box decided not to record my series links tonight. I was most bewildered and couldn't work it out. I called it all the names under the sun, asked it why it hated me so.... It failed to answer which pissed me off even more. How dare it ignore me, I pay for the electric that gives it life goddam it. It's on bitch, me and the sky box at war.
So I think I have the upper hand, the perfect retort. I shall watch my programme on plus 1. Hurrah.
Where the fuck is my programme? What wizardry has the sky box produced?
It's fucking Tuesday.... my programmes are on tomorrow.
I am, for now, the incredible sulk. I so thought I was closer to a day off work than I am "
Don't throw the Sky Remote away . Be caring and give it to some poor guy so he can use it on his profile pic |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So my sky box decided not to record my series links tonight. I was most bewildered and couldn't work it out. I called it all the names under the sun, asked it why it hated me so.... It failed to answer which pissed me off even more. How dare it ignore me, I pay for the electric that gives it life goddam it. It's on bitch, me and the sky box at war.
So I think I have the upper hand, the perfect retort. I shall watch my programme on plus 1. Hurrah.
Where the fuck is my programme? What wizardry has the sky box produced?
It's fucking Tuesday.... my programmes are on tomorrow.
I am, for now, the incredible sulk. I so thought I was closer to a day off work than I am "
It's at times like this that I ask myself... what would Basil Fawlty do? |
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