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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So how can you deceive your best and worst sexual partner.
With or without houses/hotels?
And anyone have a Community Chest/Chance?
My best so far is Bond Street with 1 house
Worst is Whitechapel with 2 houses. |
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"So how can you deceive your best and worst sexual partner.
With or without houses/hotels?
And anyone have a Community Chest/Chance?
My best so far is Bond Street with 1 house
Worst is Whitechapel with 2 houses."
Complete nonsense.
Go back to 'Go'.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go to directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect £200"
I'm slightly concerned about this? So which one of your sexual experiences are you saying should land you in jail? Your worst or your best? |
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"I have failed the comprehension test.
Why are you deceiving sexual partners with Monopoly?
And tonight's prize for the most random incomprehensible thread goes to...
The Scotty dog."
How about The Hatter, I'm sure there was a hat when I last played Monopoly?  |
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"My brain is pickled to fuck here 
What's New?
York apparently, but I'm pretty sure it's been there a while.
Fuck off  "
I'll even fuck myself if you ask nice. It's feels pretty good knowing I've only got myself to please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My brain is pickled to fuck here
What's New?
York apparently, but I'm pretty sure it's been there a while.
Fuck off
I'll even fuck myself if you ask nice. It's feels pretty good knowing I've only got myself to please "
And you wonder why you don't get romance. You'd rip them to bits. |
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"My brain is pickled to fuck here
What's New?
York apparently, but I'm pretty sure it's been there a while.
Fuck off
I'll even fuck myself if you ask nice. It's feels pretty good knowing I've only got myself to please
And you wonder why you don't get romance. You'd rip them to bits. "
I'd probably shit a brick and run forest run if romance happened. Or I'd cry. I always cry when people do nice things for me (now don't tell everyone I've got a well 'ard reputation) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My brain is pickled to fuck here
What's New?
York apparently, but I'm pretty sure it's been there a while.
Fuck off
I'll even fuck myself if you ask nice. It's feels pretty good knowing I've only got myself to please
And you wonder why you don't get romance. You'd rip them to bits.
I'd probably shit a brick and run forest run if romance happened. Or I'd cry. I always cry when people do nice things for me (now don't tell everyone I've got a well 'ard reputation)"
My lips are sealed you big quim. |
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"My brain is pickled to fuck here
What's New?
York apparently, but I'm pretty sure it's been there a while.
Fuck off
I'll even fuck myself if you ask nice. It's feels pretty good knowing I've only got myself to please
And you wonder why you don't get romance. You'd rip them to bits.
I'd probably shit a brick and run forest run if romance happened. Or I'd cry. I always cry when people do nice things for me (now don't tell everyone I've got a well 'ard reputation)
My lips are sealed you big quim. "
Good. I'd have to pull a Captain Insano move on ya if you spill the haricots |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My brain is pickled to fuck here
What's New?
York apparently, but I'm pretty sure it's been there a while.
Fuck off
I'll even fuck myself if you ask nice. It's feels pretty good knowing I've only got myself to please
And you wonder why you don't get romance. You'd rip them to bits.
I'd probably shit a brick and run forest run if romance happened. Or I'd cry. I always cry when people do nice things for me (now don't tell everyone I've got a well 'ard reputation)
My lips are sealed you big quim.
Good. I'd have to pull a Captain Insano move on ya if you spill the haricots "
It's ok I'll just throw rose petals at you and whisper sweet nothing's. You'll soon run a mile. |
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"My brain is pickled to fuck here
What's New?
York apparently, but I'm pretty sure it's been there a while.
Fuck off
I'll even fuck myself if you ask nice. It's feels pretty good knowing I've only got myself to please
And you wonder why you don't get romance. You'd rip them to bits.
I'd probably shit a brick and run forest run if romance happened. Or I'd cry. I always cry when people do nice things for me (now don't tell everyone I've got a well 'ard reputation)
My lips are sealed you big quim.
Good. I'd have to pull a Captain Insano move on ya if you spill the haricots
It's ok I'll just throw rose petals at you and whisper sweet nothing's. You'll soon run a mile. "
I have some in my bedroom 
See, I'm a secret romantic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My brain is pickled to fuck here
What's New?
York apparently, but I'm pretty sure it's been there a while.
Fuck off
I'll even fuck myself if you ask nice. It's feels pretty good knowing I've only got myself to please
And you wonder why you don't get romance. You'd rip them to bits.
I'd probably shit a brick and run forest run if romance happened. Or I'd cry. I always cry when people do nice things for me (now don't tell everyone I've got a well 'ard reputation)
My lips are sealed you big quim.
Good. I'd have to pull a Captain Insano move on ya if you spill the haricots
It's ok I'll just throw rose petals at you and whisper sweet nothing's. You'll soon run a mile.
I have some in my bedroom
See, I'm a secret romantic "
Not having it. You don't text, you never call. You don't send me flowers. |
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"My brain is pickled to fuck here
What's New?
York apparently, but I'm pretty sure it's been there a while.
Fuck off
I'll even fuck myself if you ask nice. It's feels pretty good knowing I've only got myself to please
And you wonder why you don't get romance. You'd rip them to bits.
I'd probably shit a brick and run forest run if romance happened. Or I'd cry. I always cry when people do nice things for me (now don't tell everyone I've got a well 'ard reputation)
My lips are sealed you big quim.
Good. I'd have to pull a Captain Insano move on ya if you spill the haricots
It's ok I'll just throw rose petals at you and whisper sweet nothing's. You'll soon run a mile.
I have some in my bedroom
See, I'm a secret romantic
Not having it. You don't text, you never call. You don't send me flowers. "
Well don't give me a fake phone number and address then 
Seriously, sending flowers to a florist was rather embarrassing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My brain is pickled to fuck here
What's New?
York apparently, but I'm pretty sure it's been there a while.
Fuck off
I'll even fuck myself if you ask nice. It's feels pretty good knowing I've only got myself to please
And you wonder why you don't get romance. You'd rip them to bits.
I'd probably shit a brick and run forest run if romance happened. Or I'd cry. I always cry when people do nice things for me (now don't tell everyone I've got a well 'ard reputation)
My lips are sealed you big quim.
Good. I'd have to pull a Captain Insano move on ya if you spill the haricots
It's ok I'll just throw rose petals at you and whisper sweet nothing's. You'll soon run a mile.
I have some in my bedroom
See, I'm a secret romantic
Not having it. You don't text, you never call. You don't send me flowers.
Well don't give me a fake phone number and address then
Seriously, sending flowers to a florist was rather embarrassing "
Full of shit, I've heard it all now. |
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"My brain is pickled to fuck here
What's New?
York apparently, but I'm pretty sure it's been there a while.
Fuck off
I'll even fuck myself if you ask nice. It's feels pretty good knowing I've only got myself to please
And you wonder why you don't get romance. You'd rip them to bits.
I'd probably shit a brick and run forest run if romance happened. Or I'd cry. I always cry when people do nice things for me (now don't tell everyone I've got a well 'ard reputation)
My lips are sealed you big quim.
Good. I'd have to pull a Captain Insano move on ya if you spill the haricots
It's ok I'll just throw rose petals at you and whisper sweet nothing's. You'll soon run a mile.
I have some in my bedroom
See, I'm a secret romantic
Not having it. You don't text, you never call. You don't send me flowers.
Well don't give me a fake phone number and address then
Seriously, sending flowers to a florist was rather embarrassing
Full of shit, I've heard it all now. "
Your right, I don't get embarrassed |
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