I did this once before amd it went well ...
So you post a wish
The next person is the evil genie they grant the wish but spoils it then posts their own wish
Example
I wish to win the lottery.
Next person (playing evil genie)
Granted
You win the lottery but on this day 53 million people all choose the same numbers amd everyone just wins a pound .
I wish to be a famous actor etc
So first wish.
I wish i could fly a helicoptor. |
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"Granted You are now a world class musician in the Dung-phone.
A wind instrument made entirely of dried cow dung.
I wish I owned a big house with it's own pool.
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Granted. You own a Big House with it's Own Pool.
Unfortunately , Big House is the name of the local pub and you are the pool attendant.
I want tits like machine guns. |
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"Granted
You have tits like a machine gun
They are cold .long and pointy and very thin and your riducluled for them every where you go
I want to be an F1 raci g driver "
You are an F1 raci g driver but because you lost your 'n' they took away your 1 and gave you a U ...... people get annoyed with you.
I want ass cheeks like giant balloons in a lycra sack. |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
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"Granted
You have tits like a machine gun
They are cold .long and pointy and very thin and your riducluled for them every where you go
I want to be an F1 raci g driver
You are an F1 raci g driver but because you lost your 'n' they took away your 1 and gave you a U ...... people get annoyed with you.
I want ass cheeks like giant balloons in a lycra sack. "
Granted
However your machine gun toys go off accidently and the ricochet pops your balloon arse cheeks.
I wish I had a famous film star |
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"Granted
You have tits like a machine gun
They are cold .long and pointy and very thin and your riducluled for them every where you go
I want to be an F1 raci g driver
You are an F1 raci g driver but because you lost your 'n' they took away your 1 and gave you a U ...... people get annoyed with you.
I want ass cheeks like giant balloons in a lycra sack. "
Granted, but now you have to wear lead shoes, even in bed so you don't float away.
I wish I had an x-ray eye |
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"Granted
You have tits like a machine gun
They are cold .long and pointy and very thin and your riducluled for them every where you go
I want to be an F1 raci g driver
You are an F1 raci g driver but because you lost your 'n' they took away your 1 and gave you a U ...... people get annoyed with you.
I want ass cheeks like giant balloons in a lycra sack.
Granted, but now you have to wear lead shoes, even in bed so you don't float away.
I wish I had an x-ray eye"
YOu have an X ray eye but it only sees through the clothes of people called RAY.
I wish there were more public toilets
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Granted
You have tits like a machine gun
They are cold .long and pointy and very thin and your riducluled for them every where you go
I want to be an F1 raci g driver
You are an F1 raci g driver but because you lost your 'n' they took away your 1 and gave you a U ...... people get annoyed with you.
I want ass cheeks like giant balloons in a lycra sack.
Granted, but now you have to wear lead shoes, even in bed so you don't float away.
I wish I had an x-ray eye
YOu have an X ray eye but it only sees through the clothes of people called RAY.
I wish there were more public toilets
"
Granted. But they are full of wasps like in Candyman
I wish I could play saxophone
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
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"Granted
You have tits like a machine gun
They are cold .long and pointy and very thin and your riducluled for them every where you go
I want to be an F1 raci g driver
You are an F1 raci g driver but because you lost your 'n' they took away your 1 and gave you a U ...... people get annoyed with you.
I want ass cheeks like giant balloons in a lycra sack.
Granted, but now you have to wear lead shoes, even in bed so you don't float away.
I wish I had an x-ray eye
YOu have an X ray eye but it only sees through the clothes of people called RAY.
I wish there were more public toilets
Granted. But they are full of wasps like in Candyman
I wish I could play saxophone
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Granted.
But you can only play it naked.
I wish i was rubidouxs saxophone teacher. 
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"Granted
You have tits like a machine gun
They are cold .long and pointy and very thin and your riducluled for them every where you go
I want to be an F1 raci g driver
You are an F1 raci g driver but because you lost your 'n' they took away your 1 and gave you a U ...... people get annoyed with you.
I want ass cheeks like giant balloons in a lycra sack.
Granted, but now you have to wear lead shoes, even in bed so you don't float away.
I wish I had an x-ray eye
YOu have an X ray eye but it only sees through the clothes of people called RAY.
I wish there were more public toilets
Granted. But they are full of wasps like in Candyman
I wish I could play saxophone
Granted.
But you can only play it naked.
I wish i was rubidouxs saxophone teacher.
"
Granted but she always brings her Granny.
I wish I had cheese n onion crisps |
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"Granted
You have tits like a machine gun
They are cold .long and pointy and very thin and your riducluled for them every where you go
I want to be an F1 raci g driver
You are an F1 raci g driver but because you lost your 'n' they took away your 1 and gave you a U ...... people get annoyed with you.
I want ass cheeks like giant balloons in a lycra sack.
Granted, but now you have to wear lead shoes, even in bed so you don't float away.
I wish I had an x-ray eye
YOu have an X ray eye but it only sees through the clothes of people called RAY.
I wish there were more public toilets
Granted. But they are full of wasps like in Candyman
I wish I could play saxophone
Granted.
But you can only play it naked.
I wish i was rubidouxs saxophone teacher.
Granted but she always brings her Granny.
I wish I had cheese n onion crisps "
Granted but you have a head cold and you can't taste properly.
I wish someone would give me a massage |
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"Granted
A hairy Turkish 18 stone woman wrestler masseur will be with you shortly
I wish I had breasts like classybabe"
Granted but they're on your back.
I wish I had a 6 pack |
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"Granted 6 cans of 2% lager in your fridge
Wish my new boobs were on my front chest exactly where they should be lol"
Granted new boobs on chest/ottoman
Wish I was rich |
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"Hi rich cranium
Or Dick head
Wish this post would allow my wishes come true"
Granted, all your wishes come true but, everything you wish for... everyone else contributing to this thread gets as well.
I wish I had a time machine like the Dr but with chrome trim. |
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"Hi rich cranium
Or Dick head
Wish this post would allow my wishes come true
Granted, all your wishes come true but, everything you wish for... everyone else contributing to this thread gets as well.
I wish I had a time machine like the Dr but with chrome trim."
Granted. You get the time machine but it makes a constant noise like a car alarm.
I wish I had a pet dog. |
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I wish I had a pet dog. "
Granted you have your pet dog. But instead of barking he makes the noise of nails on a blackboard.
I wish I had a big ice cream |
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Granted
Here’s my beagle with an attitude, barks and barks and barks and barks from 6am everyday until he’s fed
Was going to wish someone would take my beagle away
Looks like I don’t need to now!!!
Anyway wish my car was a Ferrari |
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"
I wish I had a pet dog.
Granted you have your pet dog. But instead of barking he makes the noise of nails on a blackboard.
I wish I had a big ice cream"
You have a massive ice cream
A friend shouts over to you
You turn round too quick and it falls on the floor befor you even get one lick
I wish we could meet everyone on our hotlist |
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you meet everyone on your hotlist
unfortunately, you have all met in the waiting room of a hospital and can do nothing about it.
I wish the side effects from these anti-depressants would fuck off |
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"you meet everyone on your hotlist
unfortunately, you have all met in the waiting room of a hospital and can do nothing about it.
I wish the side effects from these anti-depressants would fuck off"
Ok.The side effects of the anti depressants go
Feeling much better you go out for a walk and get hit by a truck
I wish i could had a better paid job |
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