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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is this a common problem for swingles?
I get quite a few messages from people saying things like "my partner is in your area are you about to entertain him/her today for a few hours" or " would you like to be our entertainment this weekend".
I'm sure they would be shocked if I agreed and turn up in a clown suit juggling and throwing in some magic tricks, might take a hoola hoop and start prancing around   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Or 'when is it my turn for a go'. Like you're a fairground ride  "
Haha I can imagine a line up like they are at a deli counter with their tickets in hand |
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"Is this a common problem for swingles?
I get quite a few messages from people saying things like "my partner is in your area are you about to entertain him/her today for a few hours" or " would you like to be our entertainment this weekend".
I'm sure they would be shocked if I agreed and turn up in a clown suit juggling and throwing in some magic tricks, might take a hoola hoop and start prancing around "
As a female you obviously get this more than I
But sometimes i get a message from a couple
But its like be here . At this time.and we are doing this
And I ..to their stunned surprise say No
You cant order me lime a chinese take away
And im not a performimg monkey
Its lime they think i would be so over joyed that i get a message or an offer that i would just be totally subserviant to there wishes with no idea's or desires of my own
Its as infuriating as it is unbelievable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a common problem for swingles?
I get quite a few messages from people saying things like "my partner is in your area are you about to entertain him/her today for a few hours" or " would you like to be our entertainment this weekend".
I'm sure they would be shocked if I agreed and turn up in a clown suit juggling and throwing in some magic tricks, might take a hoola hoop and start prancing around "
I get that a lot, and living in an area where people visit a lot its really annoying...
Like ive got nothing better to do than service other womens husbands  |
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"Is this a common problem for swingles?
I get quite a few messages from people saying things like "my partner is in your area are you about to entertain him/her today for a few hours" or " would you like to be our entertainment this weekend".
I'm sure they would be shocked if I agreed and turn up in a clown suit juggling and throwing in some magic tricks, might take a hoola hoop and start prancing around "
Back in the good old days you could have taken a couple of lions, until political correctness kicked in.
Back off Brussels!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or 'when is it my turn for a go'. Like you're a fairground ride
Haha I can imagine a line up like they are at a deli counter with their tickets in hand "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Single people are entertainment for couples. They want extra genitals and body parts for their pleasure.
It's why they don't cuddle. "
It's not always couples it's single males and females. And the ones who say no kissing! I met a single guy off my old profile, we chatted for ages about likes and dislikes and a meet was planned, turned up to the meet all of a sudden he said no kissing or cuddling and he's not a fan of foreplay unless it's a bj so can we just get on with it as he has to leave in a hour It didn't take me long to leave |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get that a lot, and living in an area where people visit a lot its really annoying...
Searching for ‘The Knicker Drawer’ on Trip Advisor..."
Watch it or I'll poke your eye out  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I be your ringmaster? "
I suppose I need to Start recruiting more acts aswell I don't think just me will cut it so I may hire a load of swingles to go and "entertain" people that ask.
Possitions available:
1x juggler
1x fire breather person
1x trapeze artist
1x face painter
1x magician
Any other talents would be considered.
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"Is this a common problem for swingles?
I get quite a few messages from people saying things like "my partner is in your area are you about to entertain him/her today for a few hours" or " would you like to be our entertainment this weekend".
I'm sure they would be shocked if I agreed and turn up in a clown suit juggling and throwing in some magic tricks, might take a hoola hoop and start prancing around "
Hotel room on the bed.
*picks an 8 of hearts out of her underwear*
“Is this your card?”
*whispers* “holy shit, this guy is really good” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I be your ringmaster?
I suppose I need to Start recruiting more acts aswell I don't think just me will cut it so I may hire a load of swingles to go and "entertain" people that ask.
Possitions available:
1x juggler
1x fire breather person
1x trapeze artist
1x face painter
1x magician
Any other talents would be considered.
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Lion tamer here...
I’m great with cats, even better with pussys |
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"Is this a common problem for swingles?
I get quite a few messages from people saying things like "my partner is in your area are you about to entertain him/her today for a few hours" or " would you pmfsl
like to be our entertainment this weekend".
I'm sure they would be shocked if I agreed and turn up in a clown suit juggling and throwing in some magic tricks, might take a hoola hoop and start prancing around
Hotel room on the bed.
*picks an 8 of hearts out of her underwear*
“Is this your card?”
*whispers* “holy shit, this guy is really good”"
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"Is this a common problem for swingles?
I get quite a few messages from people saying things like "my partner is in your area are you about to entertain him/her today for a few hours" or " would you pmfsl
like to be our entertainment this weekend".
I'm sure they would be shocked if I agreed and turn up in a clown suit juggling and throwing in some magic tricks, might take a hoola hoop and start prancing around
Hotel room on the bed.
*picks an 8 of hearts out of her underwear*
“Is this your card?”
*whispers* “holy shit, this guy is really good”"
lol |
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"I get that a lot, and living in an area where people visit a lot its really annoying...
Searching for ‘The Knicker Drawer’ on Trip Advisor...
Watch it or I'll poke your eye out "
Found it. 3½ stars (not bad). The reviews all mention that the scenery is exceptional (with special mention to Thong Mountain and the boyshort fields) but that the local wild birdlife ‘kinkus avem’ is a little feisty... |
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"Is this a common problem for swingles?
I get quite a few messages from people saying things like "my partner is in your area are you about to entertain him/her today for a few hours" or " would you like to be our entertainment this weekend".
I'm sure they would be shocked if I agreed and turn up in a clown suit juggling and throwing in some magic tricks, might take a hoola hoop and start prancing around
I get that a lot, and living in an area where people visit a lot its really annoying...
Like ive got nothing better to do than service other womens husbands "
that's has got to be the best and funniest thing I've ever read on here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I be your ringmaster?
I suppose I need to Start recruiting more acts aswell I don't think just me will cut it so I may hire a load of swingles to go and "entertain" people that ask.
Possitions available:
1x juggler
1x fire breather person
1x trapeze artist
1x face painter
1x magician
Any other talents would be considered.
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Ooh trapeze stick me down for that
I'm also good at making things disappear stick me down for magic to |
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"Regularly get messages like that and then told I'm arsey when I say no thanks!
I have been told I'm stubborn for not meeting someone "
That's just rude..... I think some mistake swingers for a paid profession |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Regularly get messages like that and then told I'm arsey when I say no thanks!
I have been told I'm stubborn for not meeting someone
That's just rude..... I think some mistake swingers for a paid profession "
I'm absolutely sure they do. But unpaid... 
I've had first messages asking if I can round to theirs now. At 4am.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As you're in Bath I'm guessing you have had the same message as us purporting to be from the female looking for someone to entertain the male!"
Sounds the same lol |
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"Or 'when is it my turn for a go'. Like you're a fairground ride "
Before I stand in line I'd line to know if there's a maximum ride height as I'm tall and I don't want to be turned away when it's my turn ?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Couples that message me like I've won a prize are the worst. Congratulations, we've chosen you, lucky devil, to join us to have sex!
Eff off "
Why are you not getting in you car and driving the 300+ miles right now????? |
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I've a knife throwing act that entertains me.
This attitude is too commonplace, where people make it very clear that they see you as a piece of meat and little more. Their terse message is perhaps reflective of a quick porn search that they could have made instead. |
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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago
Southampton |
"Is this a common problem for swingles?
I get quite a few messages from people saying things like "my partner is in your area are you about to entertain him/her today for a few hours" or " would you like to be our entertainment this weekend".
I'm sure they would be shocked if I agreed and turn up in a clown suit juggling and throwing in some magic tricks, might take a hoola hoop and start prancing around "
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"As you're in Bath I'm guessing you have had the same message as us purporting to be from the female looking for someone to entertain the male!
Sounds the same lol "
Ah, one of those. I haven't had one in a while (filters are ace). They're even more special when 'she' asks if you can entertain him because it's his birthday. It makes me feel like a page in the Argos catalogue. I do occasionally respond just to see how they'll take it. Next time I shall pretend my name is Elizabeth Duke, which shall amuse me. |
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By *owzat!Man
over a year ago
Chorley |
"As you're in Bath I'm guessing you have had the same message as us purporting to be from the female looking for someone to entertain the male!
Sounds the same lol
Ah, one of those. I haven't had one in a while (filters are ace). They're even more special when 'she' asks if you can entertain him because it's his birthday. It makes me feel like a page in the Argos catalogue. I do occasionally respond just to see how they'll take it. Next time I shall pretend my name is Elizabeth Duke, which shall amuse me."
Haha Elizabeth Duke, that would be funny. I think we've had a couple of these messages on the couples profile, people are so odd on here |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Put me down for bearded lady. It's not much of an act but it's all I've got.
Filters and being hidden has saved me from the "Visiting your area, I have a nice hotel room" messages.
Their idea of nice and mine don't always tally but their concept of one part of London to another is amusing. It would be quicker for me to visit them when they're back home. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"As you're in Bath I'm guessing you have had the same message as us purporting to be from the female looking for someone to entertain the male!
Sounds the same lol
Ah, one of those. I haven't had one in a while (filters are ace). They're even more special when 'she' asks if you can entertain him because it's his birthday. It makes me feel like a page in the Argos catalogue. I do occasionally respond just to see how they'll take it. Next time I shall pretend my name is Elizabeth Duke, which shall amuse me."
Will you get returned because of that broken clasp?
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