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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

say so

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By *rgyll_LadMan over a year ago

Around

Zzzzzzzzzzzz...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"So"

knit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So

knit "

I’m sleeping and I can’t knit anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

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By *eral SexMan over a year ago

Port Talbot

I'm awake because I went horse-riding for the first time in 18 years and my hams are in absolute agony

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow "

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm awake because I went horse-riding for the first time in 18 years and my hams are in absolute agony

Hamstrings are just the worst I play football and the ache after is just horrible

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not asleep..... nightshift body clock... and a mocha an hour ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

I'm dreaming that it's wank holiday Monday again tomorrow and I don't have to go to uni and I can't wake up at 11 lol

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By *eral SexMan over a year ago

Port Talbot

"I'm awake because I went horse-riding for the first time in 18 years and my hams are in absolute agony

Hamstrings are just the worst I play football and the ache after is just horrible "

....and why does it come on at night rather than in the day when you're moving around...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm awake because I went horse-riding for the first time in 18 years and my hams are in absolute agony

Hamstrings are just the worst I play football and the ache after is just horrible

....and why does it come on at night rather than in the day when you're moving around..."

3AM cramps aswell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

I'm dreaming that it's wank holiday Monday again tomorrow and I don't have to go to uni and I can't wake up at 11 lol "

Ah I’m off for another day so I can lounge about tomorrow yay me

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

All this hamstring talk is making me think some people haven’t been warming up or cooling down their muscles properly. Tut tut.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm awake because I went horse-riding for the first time in 18 years and my hams are in absolute agony

You're not supposed to do that to the horses.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All this hamstring talk is making me think some people haven’t been warming up or cooling down their muscles properly. Tut tut."

Does anyone warm up in non pro football I thought the warm up was run deep heat on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

I'm dreaming that it's wank holiday Monday again tomorrow and I don't have to go to uni and I can't wake up at 11 lol

Ah I’m off for another day so I can lounge about tomorrow yay me

Thanks for telling me that NOT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

I'm dreaming that it's wank holiday Monday again tomorrow and I don't have to go to uni and I can't wake up at 11 lol "

Unlucky. I have 2 weeks off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

I'm dreaming that it's wank holiday Monday again tomorrow and I don't have to go to uni and I can't wake up at 11 lol

Ah I’m off for another day so I can lounge about tomorrow yay me

Thanks for telling me that NOT "

I’m sure missing one day of uni for a lay in wouldn’t hurt

but sorry for teasing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

I'm dreaming that it's wank holiday Monday again tomorrow and I don't have to go to uni and I can't wake up at 11 lol

Ah I’m off for another day so I can lounge about tomorrow yay me

Thanks for telling me that NOT

I’m sure missing one day of uni for a lay in wouldn’t hurt

but sorry for teasing

It will hurt as we have a ehip tomorrow so I've got to go and the more I try to sleep now the more I can't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So

knit "
would love to learn how to knit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

I'm dreaming that it's wank holiday Monday again tomorrow and I don't have to go to uni and I can't wake up at 11 lol

Ah I’m off for another day so I can lounge about tomorrow yay me

Thanks for telling me that NOT

I’m sure missing one day of uni for a lay in wouldn’t hurt

but sorry for teasing

It will hurt as we have a ehip tomorrow so I've got to go and the more I try to sleep now the more I can't "

Put the phone down. That always helps. The blue light keeps your brain active.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

I'm dreaming that it's wank holiday Monday again tomorrow and I don't have to go to uni and I can't wake up at 11 lol

Ah I’m off for another day so I can lounge about tomorrow yay me

Thanks for telling me that NOT

I’m sure missing one day of uni for a lay in wouldn’t hurt

but sorry for teasing

It will hurt as we have a ehip tomorrow so I've got to go and the more I try to sleep now the more I can't "

I think caffeine will be your best friend tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How can i possibly sleep in this crowded tiny caravan?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi all,

I'm Paddy's cat..love perving the pussies n cocks in here.

meeeow!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and i thought i was a bit odd

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish i was asleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

About to have a coffee

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Does anyone warm up in non pro football I thought the warm up was run deep heat on?

"
Yeah, I do, and a few others at our kickabout. Maybe a bit anal, but we played for an hour and s half tonight and my hamstrings are fine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wish i was asleep"

i must be close to sleep,,,thought that said "i wish i was a sheep"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"About to have a coffee

Can i be the cream in your coffee?

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By *eral SexMan over a year ago

Port Talbot

"Does anyone warm up in non pro football I thought the warm up was run deep heat on?

Yeah, I do, and a few others at our kickabout. Maybe a bit anal, but we played for an hour and s half tonight and my hamstrings are fine.

I should have warmed up but didn't. One lives and learns. So, do I read a book or knock one off? What do we reckon?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does anyone warm up in non pro football I thought the warm up was run deep heat on?

Yeah, I do, and a few others at our kickabout. Maybe a bit anal, but we played for an hour and s half tonight and my hamstrings are fine.

I should have warmed up but didn't. One lives and learns. So, do I read a book or knock one off? What do we reckon?

Read a book on warming up before knocking one out in my professional opinion trust me I’m a professional knocker outer

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"So, do I read a book or knock one off? What do we reckon?

‘We’ reckon you should choose, but ‘we’ don’t really want to know which you plump for in the end.

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By *eral SexMan over a year ago

Port Talbot

Gibbons Decline of the Roman Empire it is then. Sighs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

I'm dreaming that it's wank holiday Monday again tomorrow and I don't have to go to uni and I can't wake up at 11 lol

Ah I’m off for another day so I can lounge about tomorrow yay me

Thanks for telling me that NOT

I’m sure missing one day of uni for a lay in wouldn’t hurt

but sorry for teasing

It will hurt as we have a ehip tomorrow so I've got to go and the more I try to sleep now the more I can't

Put the phone down. That always helps. The blue light keeps your brain active.

Looking at a screen makes me tired and laying there putting pressure on myself to sleep makes me more awake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"About to have a coffee

Can i be the cream in your coffee?

I don't take cream. You can be the sugar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

I'm dreaming that it's wank holiday Monday again tomorrow and I don't have to go to uni and I can't wake up at 11 lol

Ah I’m off for another day so I can lounge about tomorrow yay me

Thanks for telling me that NOT

I’m sure missing one day of uni for a lay in wouldn’t hurt

but sorry for teasing

It will hurt as we have a ehip tomorrow so I've got to go and the more I try to sleep now the more I can't

Put the phone down. That always helps. The blue light keeps your brain active.

Looking at a screen makes me tired and laying there putting pressure on myself to sleep makes me more awake "

Masturbating helps me feel sleepy.

Just a thought I'd like to throw out there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

I'm dreaming that it's wank holiday Monday again tomorrow and I don't have to go to uni and I can't wake up at 11 lol

Ah I’m off for another day so I can lounge about tomorrow yay me

Thanks for telling me that NOT

I’m sure missing one day of uni for a lay in wouldn’t hurt

but sorry for teasing

It will hurt as we have a ehip tomorrow so I've got to go and the more I try to sleep now the more I can't

Put the phone down. That always helps. The blue light keeps your brain active.

Looking at a screen makes me tired and laying there putting pressure on myself to sleep makes me more awake

Masturbating helps me feel sleepy.

Just a thought I'd like to throw out there. "

I did that a hour ago and still awake.

I might start reading some of the really serious posts in the forum.That should make me fell tired lol

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Off to sleep now

Ni night xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

I'm dreaming that it's wank holiday Monday again tomorrow and I don't have to go to uni and I can't wake up at 11 lol

Ah I’m off for another day so I can lounge about tomorrow yay me

Thanks for telling me that NOT

I’m sure missing one day of uni for a lay in wouldn’t hurt

but sorry for teasing

It will hurt as we have a ehip tomorrow so I've got to go and the more I try to sleep now the more I can't

Put the phone down. That always helps. The blue light keeps your brain active.

Looking at a screen makes me tired and laying there putting pressure on myself to sleep makes me more awake

Masturbating helps me feel sleepy.

Just a thought I'd like to throw out there.

I did that a hour ago and still awake.

I might start reading some of the really serious posts in the forum.That should make me fell tired lol"

Go on the politics thread. You'll be away in no time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Off to sleep now

Ni night xxx"

Night night xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

I'm dreaming that it's wank holiday Monday again tomorrow and I don't have to go to uni and I can't wake up at 11 lol

Ah I’m off for another day so I can lounge about tomorrow yay me

Thanks for telling me that NOT

I’m sure missing one day of uni for a lay in wouldn’t hurt

but sorry for teasing

It will hurt as we have a ehip tomorrow so I've got to go and the more I try to sleep now the more I can't

Put the phone down. That always helps. The blue light keeps your brain active.

Looking at a screen makes me tired and laying there putting pressure on myself to sleep makes me more awake

Masturbating helps me feel sleepy.

Just a thought I'd like to throw out there.

I did that a hour ago and still awake.

I might start reading some of the really serious posts in the forum.That should make me fell tired lol"

You could always go for round 2 and cum 2 or 3 times. I do that before I go to sleep and it makes me pretty tired.

I just get bored of reading them. Don't make me tired just thinking wtf.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

I'm dreaming that it's wank holiday Monday again tomorrow and I don't have to go to uni and I can't wake up at 11 lol

Ah I’m off for another day so I can lounge about tomorrow yay me

Thanks for telling me that NOT

I’m sure missing one day of uni for a lay in wouldn’t hurt

but sorry for teasing

It will hurt as we have a ehip tomorrow so I've got to go and the more I try to sleep now the more I can't

Put the phone down. That always helps. The blue light keeps your brain active.

Looking at a screen makes me tired and laying there putting pressure on myself to sleep makes me more awake

Masturbating helps me feel sleepy.

Just a thought I'd like to throw out there.

I did that a hour ago and still awake.

I might start reading some of the really serious posts in the forum.That should make me fell tired lol

Go on the politics thread. You'll be away in no time. "

I agree wholeheartedly politics is brutally boring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

I'm dreaming that it's wank holiday Monday again tomorrow and I don't have to go to uni and I can't wake up at 11 lol

Ah I’m off for another day so I can lounge about tomorrow yay me

Thanks for telling me that NOT

I’m sure missing one day of uni for a lay in wouldn’t hurt

but sorry for teasing

It will hurt as we have a ehip tomorrow so I've got to go and the more I try to sleep now the more I can't

Put the phone down. That always helps. The blue light keeps your brain active.

Looking at a screen makes me tired and laying there putting pressure on myself to sleep makes me more awake

Masturbating helps me feel sleepy.

Just a thought I'd like to throw out there.

I did that a hour ago and still awake.

I might start reading some of the really serious posts in the forum.That should make me fell tired lol

Go on the politics thread. You'll be away in no time. "

Politics is like talking about religion, there's no point as everyone is so strong and close minded about their beliefs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

I'm dreaming that it's wank holiday Monday again tomorrow and I don't have to go to uni and I can't wake up at 11 lol

Ah I’m off for another day so I can lounge about tomorrow yay me

Thanks for telling me that NOT

I’m sure missing one day of uni for a lay in wouldn’t hurt

but sorry for teasing

It will hurt as we have a ehip tomorrow so I've got to go and the more I try to sleep now the more I can't

Put the phone down. That always helps. The blue light keeps your brain active.

Looking at a screen makes me tired and laying there putting pressure on myself to sleep makes me more awake

Masturbating helps me feel sleepy.

Just a thought I'd like to throw out there.

I did that a hour ago and still awake.

I might start reading some of the really serious posts in the forum.That should make me fell tired lol

Go on the politics thread. You'll be away in no time. "

I want to go to sleep not go into a coma lol

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By *uicy72Woman over a year ago

North Colchester

Zzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

I'm dreaming that it's wank holiday Monday again tomorrow and I don't have to go to uni and I can't wake up at 11 lol

Ah I’m off for another day so I can lounge about tomorrow yay me

Thanks for telling me that NOT

I’m sure missing one day of uni for a lay in wouldn’t hurt

but sorry for teasing

It will hurt as we have a ehip tomorrow so I've got to go and the more I try to sleep now the more I can't

Put the phone down. That always helps. The blue light keeps your brain active.

Looking at a screen makes me tired and laying there putting pressure on myself to sleep makes me more awake

Masturbating helps me feel sleepy.

Just a thought I'd like to throw out there.

I did that a hour ago and still awake.

I might start reading some of the really serious posts in the forum.That should make me fell tired lol

Go on the politics thread. You'll be away in no time.

I want to go to sleep not go into a coma lol "

Excellent point

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

I'm dreaming that it's wank holiday Monday again tomorrow and I don't have to go to uni and I can't wake up at 11 lol

Ah I’m off for another day so I can lounge about tomorrow yay me

Thanks for telling me that NOT

I’m sure missing one day of uni for a lay in wouldn’t hurt

but sorry for teasing

It will hurt as we have a ehip tomorrow so I've got to go and the more I try to sleep now the more I can't

Put the phone down. That always helps. The blue light keeps your brain active.

Looking at a screen makes me tired and laying there putting pressure on myself to sleep makes me more awake

Masturbating helps me feel sleepy.

Just a thought I'd like to throw out there.

I did that a hour ago and still awake.

I might start reading some of the really serious posts in the forum.That should make me fell tired lol

Go on the politics thread. You'll be away in no time.

I want to go to sleep not go into a coma lol

Excellent point

I don't understand how people can droan on about politics. For me I just say see you when you've stopped.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

I'm dreaming that it's wank holiday Monday again tomorrow and I don't have to go to uni and I can't wake up at 11 lol

Ah I’m off for another day so I can lounge about tomorrow yay me

Thanks for telling me that NOT

I’m sure missing one day of uni for a lay in wouldn’t hurt

but sorry for teasing

It will hurt as we have a ehip tomorrow so I've got to go and the more I try to sleep now the more I can't

Put the phone down. That always helps. The blue light keeps your brain active.

Looking at a screen makes me tired and laying there putting pressure on myself to sleep makes me more awake

Masturbating helps me feel sleepy.

Just a thought I'd like to throw out there.

I did that a hour ago and still awake.

I might start reading some of the really serious posts in the forum.That should make me fell tired lol

Go on the politics thread. You'll be away in no time.

I want to go to sleep not go into a coma lol

Excellent point

I don't understand how people can droan on about politics. For me I just say see you when you've stopped. "

I have friends who love to talk about it. I zone out and plan what I'm having for tea when that happens

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By *river88Man over a year ago

wigan

Yawn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A few people up at this hour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

I'm dreaming that it's wank holiday Monday again tomorrow and I don't have to go to uni and I can't wake up at 11 lol

Ah I’m off for another day so I can lounge about tomorrow yay me

Thanks for telling me that NOT

I’m sure missing one day of uni for a lay in wouldn’t hurt

but sorry for teasing

It will hurt as we have a ehip tomorrow so I've got to go and the more I try to sleep now the more I can't

Put the phone down. That always helps. The blue light keeps your brain active.

Looking at a screen makes me tired and laying there putting pressure on myself to sleep makes me more awake

Masturbating helps me feel sleepy.

Just a thought I'd like to throw out there.

I did that a hour ago and still awake.

I might start reading some of the really serious posts in the forum.That should make me fell tired lol

Go on the politics thread. You'll be away in no time.

I want to go to sleep not go into a coma lol

Excellent point

I don't understand how people can droan on about politics. For me I just say see you when you've stopped.

I have friends who love to talk about it. I zone out and plan what I'm having for tea when that happens

I've done that or just browsed my phone or downloaded a Donald trump soundboard, and just played the right phrases at the right time. Guaranteed a laugh out of them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

I'm dreaming that it's wank holiday Monday again tomorrow and I don't have to go to uni and I can't wake up at 11 lol

Ah I’m off for another day so I can lounge about tomorrow yay me

Thanks for telling me that NOT

I’m sure missing one day of uni for a lay in wouldn’t hurt

but sorry for teasing

It will hurt as we have a ehip tomorrow so I've got to go and the more I try to sleep now the more I can't

Put the phone down. That always helps. The blue light keeps your brain active.

Looking at a screen makes me tired and laying there putting pressure on myself to sleep makes me more awake

Masturbating helps me feel sleepy.

Just a thought I'd like to throw out there.

I did that a hour ago and still awake.

I might start reading some of the really serious posts in the forum.That should make me fell tired lol

Go on the politics thread. You'll be away in no time.

I want to go to sleep not go into a coma lol

Excellent point

I don't understand how people can droan on about politics. For me I just say see you when you've stopped.

I have friends who love to talk about it. I zone out and plan what I'm having for tea when that happens

I've done that or just browsed my phone or downloaded a Donald trump soundboard, and just played the right phrases at the right time. Guaranteed a laugh out of them. "

I'd have a few slaps if I tried that one. Pity I'm not sub or I'd give it a go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

I'm dreaming that it's wank holiday Monday again tomorrow and I don't have to go to uni and I can't wake up at 11 lol

Ah I’m off for another day so I can lounge about tomorrow yay me

Thanks for telling me that NOT

I’m sure missing one day of uni for a lay in wouldn’t hurt

but sorry for teasing

It will hurt as we have a ehip tomorrow so I've got to go and the more I try to sleep now the more I can't

Put the phone down. That always helps. The blue light keeps your brain active.

Looking at a screen makes me tired and laying there putting pressure on myself to sleep makes me more awake

Masturbating helps me feel sleepy.

Just a thought I'd like to throw out there.

I did that a hour ago and still awake.

I might start reading some of the really serious posts in the forum.That should make me fell tired lol

Go on the politics thread. You'll be away in no time.

I want to go to sleep not go into a coma lol

Excellent point

I don't understand how people can droan on about politics. For me I just say see you when you've stopped.

I have friends who love to talk about it. I zone out and plan what I'm having for tea when that happens

I've done that or just browsed my phone or downloaded a Donald trump soundboard, and just played the right phrases at the right time. Guaranteed a laugh out of them. "

I had to go to the garden centre with my dad and his friend on Saturday.On the way back they started talking about cricket and a man did something to a ball and the points scoring thing.I remember putting my ear phones in and then I woke up and we was home lol

I should of recorded them I would be asleep now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

I'm dreaming that it's wank holiday Monday again tomorrow and I don't have to go to uni and I can't wake up at 11 lol

Ah I’m off for another day so I can lounge about tomorrow yay me

Thanks for telling me that NOT

I’m sure missing one day of uni for a lay in wouldn’t hurt

but sorry for teasing

It will hurt as we have a ehip tomorrow so I've got to go and the more I try to sleep now the more I can't

Put the phone down. That always helps. The blue light keeps your brain active.

Looking at a screen makes me tired and laying there putting pressure on myself to sleep makes me more awake

Masturbating helps me feel sleepy.

Just a thought I'd like to throw out there.

I did that a hour ago and still awake.

I might start reading some of the really serious posts in the forum.That should make me fell tired lol

Go on the politics thread. You'll be away in no time.

I want to go to sleep not go into a coma lol

Excellent point

I don't understand how people can droan on about politics. For me I just say see you when you've stopped.

I have friends who love to talk about it. I zone out and plan what I'm having for tea when that happens

I've done that or just browsed my phone or downloaded a Donald trump soundboard, and just played the right phrases at the right time. Guaranteed a laugh out of them.

I'd have a few slaps if I tried that one. Pity I'm not sub or I'd give it a go

Its well worth it either way. The grab her by the pussy is a great one.

Just play that over and over. They'll stop and probably laugh too. Its all about timing though. See if they can keep a straight face.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

I'm dreaming that it's wank holiday Monday again tomorrow and I don't have to go to uni and I can't wake up at 11 lol

Ah I’m off for another day so I can lounge about tomorrow yay me

Thanks for telling me that NOT

I’m sure missing one day of uni for a lay in wouldn’t hurt

but sorry for teasing

It will hurt as we have a ehip tomorrow so I've got to go and the more I try to sleep now the more I can't

Put the phone down. That always helps. The blue light keeps your brain active.

Looking at a screen makes me tired and laying there putting pressure on myself to sleep makes me more awake

Masturbating helps me feel sleepy.

Just a thought I'd like to throw out there.

I did that a hour ago and still awake.

I might start reading some of the really serious posts in the forum.That should make me fell tired lol

Go on the politics thread. You'll be away in no time.

I want to go to sleep not go into a coma lol

Excellent point

I don't understand how people can droan on about politics. For me I just say see you when you've stopped.

I have friends who love to talk about it. I zone out and plan what I'm having for tea when that happens

I've done that or just browsed my phone or downloaded a Donald trump soundboard, and just played the right phrases at the right time. Guaranteed a laugh out of them.

I should of recorded them I would be asleep now."

Ideas for next time. I'm not sure whats worse cricket or golf.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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Dunno about sleep, I might have a snooze in ma recliner later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

I'm dreaming that it's wank holiday Monday again tomorrow and I don't have to go to uni and I can't wake up at 11 lol

Ah I’m off for another day so I can lounge about tomorrow yay me

Thanks for telling me that NOT

I’m sure missing one day of uni for a lay in wouldn’t hurt

but sorry for teasing

It will hurt as we have a ehip tomorrow so I've got to go and the more I try to sleep now the more I can't

Put the phone down. That always helps. The blue light keeps your brain active.

Looking at a screen makes me tired and laying there putting pressure on myself to sleep makes me more awake

Masturbating helps me feel sleepy.

Just a thought I'd like to throw out there.

I did that a hour ago and still awake.

I might start reading some of the really serious posts in the forum.That should make me fell tired lol

Go on the politics thread. You'll be away in no time.

I want to go to sleep not go into a coma lol

Excellent point

I don't understand how people can droan on about politics. For me I just say see you when you've stopped.

I have friends who love to talk about it. I zone out and plan what I'm having for tea when that happens

I've done that or just browsed my phone or downloaded a Donald trump soundboard, and just played the right phrases at the right time. Guaranteed a laugh out of them.

I should of recorded them I would be asleep now.

Ideas for next time. I'm not sure whats worse cricket or golf. "

That's it I'm off to get my fingers sticky again to make myself tired.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

I'm dreaming that it's wank holiday Monday again tomorrow and I don't have to go to uni and I can't wake up at 11 lol

Ah I’m off for another day so I can lounge about tomorrow yay me

Thanks for telling me that NOT

I’m sure missing one day of uni for a lay in wouldn’t hurt

but sorry for teasing

It will hurt as we have a ehip tomorrow so I've got to go and the more I try to sleep now the more I can't

Put the phone down. That always helps. The blue light keeps your brain active.

Looking at a screen makes me tired and laying there putting pressure on myself to sleep makes me more awake

Masturbating helps me feel sleepy.

Just a thought I'd like to throw out there.

I did that a hour ago and still awake.

I might start reading some of the really serious posts in the forum.That should make me fell tired lol

Go on the politics thread. You'll be away in no time.

I want to go to sleep not go into a coma lol

Excellent point

I don't understand how people can droan on about politics. For me I just say see you when you've stopped.

I have friends who love to talk about it. I zone out and plan what I'm having for tea when that happens

I've done that or just browsed my phone or downloaded a Donald trump soundboard, and just played the right phrases at the right time. Guaranteed a laugh out of them.

I should of recorded them I would be asleep now.

Ideas for next time. I'm not sure whats worse cricket or golf.

That's it I'm off to get my fingers sticky again to make myself tired."

Cum a few times. It'll work.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm asleep dribbing on my pillow

Don’t let granny catch you sleeping

I'm dreaming that it's wank holiday Monday again tomorrow and I don't have to go to uni and I can't wake up at 11 lol "

Wank holiday...love it, stealing it

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By *opping_candyWoman over a year ago