"Recently come across a porn video of ‘pussy slapping’ in which the female squirted from it is this possible or just another unrealistic porn thing?"
Almost anything is possible, whether it's likely is another matter.
I reckon you're right when you say it's an unrealistic porn thing. |
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"If you saw it in a porn movie then believe me it is true.
Yes because everything in porn films are true 
Then we are all agreed. It's true.
Unless you doubt it's true.
Do you doubt it's true ?"
No no I was just wondering if everyone shared my opinion that porn is 100% truth  |
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"If you saw it in a porn movie then believe me it is true.
Yes because everything in porn films are true
Then we are all agreed. It's true.
Unless you doubt it's true.
Do you doubt it's true ?
No no I was just wondering if everyone shared my opinion that porn is 100% truth "
Well I certainly do. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If you saw it in a porn movie then believe me it is true.
Yes because everything in porn films are true
Then we are all agreed. It's true.
Unless you doubt it's true.
Do you doubt it's true ?
No no I was just wondering if everyone shared my opinion that porn is 100% truth
Well I certainly do. "
I’m glad you share my opinion on this matter thank you for the support  |
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"Granny. I've missed your succinct, concise words of wisdom so much. Following my sabbatical I'm so glad you're still here.
It is good to see you back Ricky. "
Thank you Granny. Good to be back. By the way....every plumber I've ever had to call on has given me a BJ. Never managed to fix the bastarding washing machine though.  |
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"Granny. I've missed your succinct, concise words of wisdom so much. Following my sabbatical I'm so glad you're still here.
It is good to see you back Ricky.
Thank you Granny. Good to be back. By the way....every plumber I've ever had to call on has given me a BJ. Never managed to fix the bastarding washing machine though. "
Got to watch them pesky plumbers also the TV repair men are rascals  |
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"Granny. I've missed your succinct, concise words of wisdom so much. Following my sabbatical I'm so glad you're still here.
It is good to see you back Ricky.
Thank you Granny. Good to be back. By the way....every plumber I've ever had to call on has given me a BJ. Never managed to fix the bastarding washing machine though.
Got to watch them pesky plumbers also the TV repair men are rascals "
They're the worst. Shag your missus and leave you with only Freeview!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Granny. I've missed your succinct, concise words of wisdom so much. Following my sabbatical I'm so glad you're still here.
It is good to see you back Ricky.
Thank you Granny. Good to be back. By the way....every plumber I've ever had to call on has given me a BJ. Never managed to fix the bastarding washing machine though.
Got to watch them pesky plumbers also the TV repair men are rascals
They're the worst. Shag your missus and leave you with only Freeview!!!"
It wouldn’t be so bad if the freeview signal was decent  |
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"Granny. I've missed your succinct, concise words of wisdom so much. Following my sabbatical I'm so glad you're still here.
It is good to see you back Ricky.
Thank you Granny. Good to be back. By the way....every plumber I've ever had to call on has given me a BJ. Never managed to fix the bastarding washing machine though. "
Random. Was that in code ? |
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"Granny. I've missed your succinct, concise words of wisdom so much. Following my sabbatical I'm so glad you're still here.
It is good to see you back Ricky.
Thank you Granny. Good to be back. By the way....every plumber I've ever had to call on has given me a BJ. Never managed to fix the bastarding washing machine though.
Random. Was that in code ?"
Hehehe. No Granny. Just reinforcing the preposition that everything that happens in porn movies is true |
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"Granny. I've missed your succinct, concise words of wisdom so much. Following my sabbatical I'm so glad you're still here.
It is good to see you back Ricky.
Thank you Granny. Good to be back. By the way....every plumber I've ever had to call on has given me a BJ. Never managed to fix the bastarding washing machine though.
Random. Was that in code ?
Hehehe. No Granny. Just reinforcing the preposition that everything that happens in porn movies is true "
Ding ! I'm there now. I was thinking i'd given you a blow job but couldn't remember working as a plumber  |
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"Granny. I've missed your succinct, concise words of wisdom so much. Following my sabbatical I'm so glad you're still here.
It is good to see you back Ricky.
Thank you Granny. Good to be back. By the way....every plumber I've ever had to call on has given me a BJ. Never managed to fix the bastarding washing machine though.
Random. Was that in code ?
Hehehe. No Granny. Just reinforcing the preposition that everything that happens in porn movies is true
Ding ! I'm there now. I was thinking i'd given you a blow job but couldn't remember working as a plumber "
You are as incorrigible as ever Granny. And you do makes I laugh You would remember my Hotpoint 7kg front loader with the lightly soiled setting. Trust me.  |
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"I enjoy pussy slapping but not a squirter so can't advise! Does turn me on immensely though "
We were convinced everyone who enjoys pussy slapping must squirt too because it happened in porn |
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