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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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I accidentally flashed a riot van full off police while running across a road an entire breast escaped my top.
They seemed to enjoy it, what made it more embarrassing was I had a guide dog puppy with me who I was training. |
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"I accidentally flashed a riot van full off police while running across a road an entire breast escaped my top.
They seemed to enjoy it, what made it more embarrassing was I had a guide dog puppy with me who I was training. "
 I’m sure they’ve enjoyed the view |
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over a year ago
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"in the steam room every time I moved my bottom on the bench it made a noise  poor people in there must have thought I’m trumping I ended up going quicker than I planned "
It's happened to me loads of times, I get loads of dirty looks!
I feel your pain |
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Six weeks ago I started Zumba again. Found a really nice class I like and have gone along every week. I stick to the same area each week, 2nd row from front next to who seems the most 2nd popular lady of the class. Last week she looked at me during the Zumba class waving her hands giving it ‘hiiiii’, I was so pleased thinking ‘yes I’ve finally been accepted’, I beamed smiling back at her all the way through the track. Imagine my surprise in between tracks she then ran towards me then straight past me hugging the lady to my right. She had never made eye contact with me in the first place. How embarrassed was I? Very! |
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"in the steam room every time I moved my bottom on the bench it made a noise poor people in there must have thought I’m trumping I ended up going quicker than I planned
It's happened to me loads of times, I get loads of dirty looks!
I feel your pain "
 I’m glad I’m not the only one. I’ve been in there when it’s happened to others and it is funny just hope I don’t see those people again in the near future |
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Every Monday at my boxing class - my dad teaches it, and my hubby and all his friends go. I’m so unfit 
Try my hardest I do, I’m getting better, but I fancy the pants off of his friends who has a joke with me and always tells me to push my bum out etc, I can’t cope with him being there! Luckily my mum goes and is just as unfit as me - but all my hubby’s friends fancy her! And they’re girlfriends fancy my dad! And then here I am, all dumpy |
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I awoke one morning and saw a spider on my pillow so SCREAMED,,,"Aaaargh SPIDER!",hysterical,,till my girlfriend pointed out it was one of my false eyelashes |
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"I awoke one morning and saw a spider on my pillow so SCREAMED,,,"Aaaargh SPIDER!",hysterical,,till my girlfriend pointed out it was one of my false eyelashes "
easy to mistake them , especially if you’ve just woken up |
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I met up with a girl and I went dogging. We had a bit of pre fun before we got there and when I arrived. I park up. Some guy rolls down the window and says , did you go to “insert my school here”, I panic. I run to my car and drive off without her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What’s your most resent embarrassing moment?
Mine was tonight in the steam room every time I moved my bottom on the bench it made a noise poor people in there must have thought I’m trumping I ended up going quicker than I planned "
Hahaha classic “honest it’s not me” |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If we're talking recent then, I'm going to toilet dream .
You're laughing now, I had extra basket of laundry to do!
oh no! How did it happen I mean, the pre- story "
Way too many fluids before sleep. I woke up needing to pee but I wanted to sleep so I thought I'll just go pee later...then I woke up again, but this time I was already peeing |
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"If we're talking recent then, I'm going to toilet dream .
You're laughing now, I had extra basket of laundry to do!
oh no! How did it happen I mean, the pre- story
Way too many fluids before sleep. I woke up needing to pee but I wanted to sleep so I thought I'll just go pee later...then I woke up again, but this time I was already peeing
this is funny
I would just like to point out, this was a 1 time thing accident! It hadn't happened for 14 years, and I hope it doesn't happen for the next 14 at least "
It’s those dreams where you are using the loo in your dream!! They’re dangerous dreams lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Every Monday at my boxing class - my dad teaches it, and my hubby and all his friends go. I’m so unfit
Try my hardest I do, I’m getting better, but I fancy the pants off of his friends who has a joke with me and always tells me to push my bum out etc, I can’t cope with him being there! Luckily my mum goes and is just as unfit as me - but all my hubby’s friends fancy her! And they’re girlfriends fancy my dad! And then here I am, all dumpy "
And the embarrassing moment or bit ???? |
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About 18 months ago I was in hospital and had to be put on a catheter as my kidneys weren’t working properly.
A couple of nights later and I was fast asleep, having a lovely dream I was swimming in a nice, warm, lake...
Then I woke up to find the bloody thing had dislodged from where it was supposed to be and I was pissing the bed! I pressed the button for the nurse and just my luck the fit one was on shift!
Never been so embarrassed in my life... |
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"About 18 months ago I was in hospital and had to be put on a catheter as my kidneys weren’t working properly.
A couple of nights later and I was fast asleep, having a lovely dream I was swimming in a nice, warm, lake...
Then I woke up to find the bloody thing had dislodged from where it was supposed to be and I was pissing the bed! I pressed the button for the nurse and just my luck the fit one was on shift!
Never been so embarrassed in my life..."
I’m sure she’s seen it happen plenty of times. Did she get to fix it at least?  |
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We used to belong to a club that had wine tasting session arranged. It was all going so well until we got to the slurping bit. I misjudged, overslurped, it went down the wrong way and it all came out of my nose all over my legs
Classy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"About 18 months ago I was in hospital and had to be put on a catheter as my kidneys weren’t working properly.
A couple of nights later and I was fast asleep, having a lovely dream I was swimming in a nice, warm, lake...
Then I woke up to find the bloody thing had dislodged from where it was supposed to be and I was pissing the bed! I pressed the button for the nurse and just my luck the fit one was on shift!
Never been so embarrassed in my life...
I’m sure she’s seen it happen plenty of times. Did she get to fix it at least? "
Yeah she fixed it, but I couldn’t really enjoy her hands on my cock when a) there’s a tube running from it to a bag of urine and b) she’s just cleaned me up from said urine
Also, probably not the best idea to start getting hard while I had it in! |
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