Best chat up line?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Criticism completes me"

By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Ive never ever been impressed with chat up lines, they just seem crass to me

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kate says she's so tight, her fanny farts are whistles

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't be nasty, show us your pasty

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't be nasty, show us your pasty

What, the whole one?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't be nasty, show us your pasty

now see that one slayed me - very funny !