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"Do you partake? Does it make you cringe? Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it? Where do you stand "Only dogs does that | |||
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"Do you partake? Does it make you cringe? Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it? Where do you stand
Only dogs does that "I'm a husky, aspiring to be a giant caucasian mountain shepherd  | |||
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"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for? "Yes they are Marc, looking gorgeous today  | |||
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"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for? "Can someone explain? Having a dolly moment here and not even opened the rose yet.... | |||
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"Where do you stand" Away from the lamp post. | |||
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"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for?
Yes they are Marc, looking gorgeous today "The funny thing is that it's been Marc posting on the forums for all these years. Longest April fools joke ever. Don't tell anyone til tomorrow, though.  | |||
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"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for?
Yes they are Marc, looking gorgeous today
The funny thing is that it's been Marc posting on the forums for all these years. Longest April fools joke ever. Don't tell anyone til tomorrow, though. "You've hid the shower pic, I need more concinving! | |||
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""Where do you stand " " isn't the answer to this "downwind".... | |||
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"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for?
Yes they are Marc, looking gorgeous today
The funny thing is that it's been Marc posting on the forums for all these years. Longest April fools joke ever. Don't tell anyone til tomorrow, though. "shocking...and I thought it was courtney thanking me for all the cock pics | |||
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"It's when you proactively flirt with each other in public (forums) for others to see "Cheers! | |||
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"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for?
Can someone explain? Having a dolly moment here and not even opened the rose yet...."more like buckfast  | |||
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"Do you partake?" Regularly "Does it make you cringe?" Not when we do it 
"Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it?" Hell yes
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"I dont really understand what "lamp post" pissing is! Can you explain? Im not sure if I do or not "I think it's when guys (usually) mark their territory by proclaiming that they're extra good at something when a woman posts that not many men can do it. For example an attractive and popular lady posts that men don't bother with foreplay, loads of men will then post that they are experts in foreplay and have a PhD in it. No harm in it, we're always telling men to get themselves noticed | |||
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""Where do you stand " isn't the answer to this "downwind".... "I'd have thought upwind would be better, surely?  | |||
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"I dont really understand what "lamp post" pissing is! Can you explain? Im not sure if I do or not
I think it's when guys (usually) mark their territory by proclaiming that they're extra good at something when a woman posts that not many men can do it. For example an attractive and popular lady posts that men don't bother with foreplay, loads of men will then post that they are experts in foreplay and have a PhD in it.
No harm in it, we're always telling men to get themselves noticed "I can pass a whole grapefruit | |||
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"It's when you proactively flirt with each other in public (forums) for others to see "Oh....guilty as charged then. Still can't see how thats pissing on a lamp post 
People do this with many different people from what I see...Ill go back bounce around on my web for a bit  | |||
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"Do you partake? Does it make you cringe? Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it? Where do you stand "I dont mind it so much but when a whole thread gets hijacked it becomes a tad nauseating | |||
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"Do you partake? Does it make you cringe? Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it? Where do you stand
I dont mind it so much but when a whole thread gets hijacked it becomes a tad nauseating "Nah those are the best ones | |||
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"I thought this was about actually pissing on lamposts. "Me too
I thought there was some new kink I hadn't heard of. | |||
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"It's when you proactively flirt with each other in public (forums) for others to see "I think a lot on the forums have been guilty of this at one time or other | |||
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"If I want a woman to let me stick my sperm cannon in her tuna taco than I have to mark my territory as well as white knight her. It’s the only way isn’t it?" got it in one | |||
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"If I want a woman to let me stick my sperm cannon in her tuna taco than I have to mark my territory as well as white knight her. It’s the only way isn’t it?" no go undercover! it's the snake theory. | |||
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"Do you partake? Does it make you cringe? Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it? Where do you stand
I dont mind it so much but when a whole thread gets hijacked it becomes a tad nauseating
Nah those are the best ones "Each to their own lol | |||
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"I havnt pissed up a lamppost in ages. Not sure I ever did, but if a good forum flirt is that, then I am out of practise "I'll partake with you in some watersports if you like | |||
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"Absolutely not and find people who actively do it to each other some what pathetic and juvenile, if I'm honest. "Well said, absolutely disgusting. | |||
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"Very sexy with the right women. " Sorry misread thought it read lamppost kissing. | |||
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"About a year ago there was some fantastic lamppost pissing going on. It was inferred that it was two profiles run by the same person. Chaos ensued when he was called out " So they were flirting with themselves? Self love taken to a whole new level  | |||
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"I havnt pissed up a lamppost in ages. Not sure I ever did, but if a good forum flirt is that, then I am out of practise
I'll partake with you in some watersports if you like "So this is lampposting hah | |||
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"Do you partake? Regularly Does it make you cringe? Not when we do it
Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it?
Hell yes
We love soaking each other’s feet "I'm bringing you wellies in June | |||
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"I havnt pissed up a lamppost in ages. Not sure I ever did, but if a good forum flirt is that, then I am out of practise
I'll partake with you in some watersports if you like "I'll get the tarpaulin | |||
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"About a year ago there was some fantastic lamppost pissing going on. It was inferred that it was two profiles run by the same person. Chaos ensued when he was called out So they were flirting with themselves? Self love taken to a whole new level "It was quite cringe. I can’t remember the thread name otherwise I would bump it. | |||
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"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for?
Yes they are Marc, looking gorgeous today
The funny thing is that it's been Marc posting on the forums for all these years. Longest April fools joke ever. Don't tell anyone til tomorrow, though.
shocking...and I thought it was courtney thanking me for all the cock pics " | |||
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"Do you partake? Regularly Does it make you cringe? Not when we do it
Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it?
Hell yes
We love soaking each other’s feet
I'm bringing you wellies in June "Don’t worry I’ll be plodding around Dartmoor so you are quite safe
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" Where do you stand "Next to the lamp post | |||
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"There's no lamp posts worth pissing up in here atm!! " It's have a drink time | |||
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"There's no lamp posts worth pissing up in here atm!! It's have a drink time "I'm already a couple of pints in, just need a lamp post now | |||
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"There's no lamp posts worth pissing up in here atm!! It's have a drink time
I'm already a couple of pints in, just need a lamp post now "you'll have an empty pint soon..you know where to piss.. just dont forget its not beer/lager | |||
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"There's no lamp posts worth pissing up in here atm!! It's have a drink time
I'm already a couple of pints in, just need a lamp post now "Well don't lift your leg to high you may fall over  | |||
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"There's no lamp posts worth pissing up in here atm!! It's have a drink time "Well it is Saturday | |||
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"There's no lamp posts worth pissing up in here atm!! " Ha ha! I totally agree | |||
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" Well don't lift your leg to high you may fall over "That hasn't happened for a while. I've been working on my core strength | |||
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"I want to piss up someone's lamppost." how high? | |||
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"Do you partake? Does it make you cringe? Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it? Where do you stand "I prefer a good dump on the doorstep | |||
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"I want to piss up someone's lamppost. how high?" As high as it takes,I can get a ladder. | |||
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"I want to piss up someone's lamppost. how high? As high as it takes,I can get a ladder." lol...och..thought you'd be a squirter | |||
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"I want to piss up someone's lamppost. how high? As high as it takes,I can get a ladder. lol...och..thought you'd be a squirter "Bugger off there's nothing wrong with my bladder,cheeky git! | |||
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"I want to piss up someone's lamppost. how high? As high as it takes,I can get a ladder. lol...och..thought you'd be a squirter
Bugger off there's nothing wrong with my bladder,cheeky git!" | |||
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"I want to piss up someone's lamppost. how high? As high as it takes,I can get a ladder. lol...och..thought you'd be a squirter
Bugger off there's nothing wrong with my bladder,cheeky git!"hottie with the ladder, upon a lampost she pished, with the aid of her bladder, its all I could have ever wished. | |||
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""Where do you stand " isn't the answer to this "downwind".... "upwind, - unless you have a certain kink | |||
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"I want to piss up someone's lamppost. how high? As high as it takes,I can get a ladder. lol...och..thought you'd be a squirter
Bugger off there's nothing wrong with my bladder,cheeky git!
hottie with the ladder,
upon a lampost she pished,
with the aid of her bladder,
its all I could have ever wished."That is without doubt...the most romantic thing I've ever heard. I like it,a lot. | |||
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"I always thought lamppost pissing was marking your ‘territory’ publicly. So for example if two people are flirting on a thread, and someone who has met one of them comments making it very obvious that they have met that person and will do again. Is that not right??? " I guess both definition fit well in here | |||
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"I always thought lamppost pissing was marking your ‘territory’ publicly. So for example if two people are flirting on a thread, and someone who has met one of them comments making it very obvious that they have met that person and will do again. Is that not right??? " That’s how we understand it Swing | |||
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"I want to piss up someone's lamppost. how high? As high as it takes,I can get a ladder. lol...och..thought you'd be a squirter
Bugger off there's nothing wrong with my bladder,cheeky git!
hottie with the ladder,
upon a lampost she pished,
with the aid of her bladder,
its all I could have ever wished.
That is without doubt...the most romantic thing I've ever heard. I like it,a lot."she peed so high, the light was doused out, but like an angel in the sky, without a doubt, I was mesmerized by her glowing pie. | |||
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"I think it goes beyond purely flirting to be honest - my understanding is when one or both people involved mark their territory as a "hands off signal" to others that may show an interest... ....this is done in various ways including overt flirting, multiple veris, constantly appearing on threads posted by the other person (to the point that you wonder if green arrow is worn out!!), private messaging others to warn them off and more.. ...I find it cringeworthy to be honest, especially when it's a one way thing and just one person marking his/her "territory" " I've heard that the club scene can be very much like this too, along with a certain clique; how pathetic can some people be? Quite sad really. | |||
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"I want to piss up someone's lamppost. how high? As high as it takes,I can get a ladder. lol...och..thought you'd be a squirter
Bugger off there's nothing wrong with my bladder,cheeky git!
hottie with the ladder,
upon a lampost she pished,
with the aid of her bladder,
its all I could have ever wished.
That is without doubt...the most romantic thing I've ever heard. I like it,a lot.
she peed so high,
the light was doused out,
but like an angel in the sky,
without a doubt,
I was mesmerized by her glowing pie."It's getting a bit deep now isn't it,if someone else shows interest in you I'm going to piss up your lamppost or is that my lamppost?! Who's lamppost do I piss up I'm confused! | |||
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"I want to piss up someone's lamppost. how high? As high as it takes,I can get a ladder. lol...och..thought you'd be a squirter
Bugger off there's nothing wrong with my bladder,cheeky git!
hottie with the ladder,
upon a lampost she pished,
with the aid of her bladder,
its all I could have ever wished.
That is without doubt...the most romantic thing I've ever heard. I like it,a lot.
she peed so high,
the light was doused out,
but like an angel in the sky,
without a doubt,
I was mesmerized by her glowing pie.
It's getting a bit deep now isn't it,if someone else shows interest in you I'm going to piss up your lamppost or is that my lamppost?! Who's lamppost do I piss up I'm confused!"lol..yeahh...act really aggressive n jealous
I dare ya | |||
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"Multiple veris from the same person is classed as LPP? I see it as a sign that that person is actually meeting people more than once, which is a good thing in my book. One guy I've met displays many of my veris which recommend ladies to meet him if they're looking for a regular guy, am I lamp post pissing? I don't think so! " I think its more about a weekly verify than multiple verifications to be honest lol | |||
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"I want to piss up someone's lamppost. how high? As high as it takes,I can get a ladder. lol...och..thought you'd be a squirter
Bugger off there's nothing wrong with my bladder,cheeky git!
hottie with the ladder,
upon a lampost she pished,
with the aid of her bladder,
its all I could have ever wished.
That is without doubt...the most romantic thing I've ever heard. I like it,a lot.
she peed so high,
the light was doused out,
but like an angel in the sky,
without a doubt,
I was mesmerized by her glowing pie.
It's getting a bit deep now isn't it,if someone else shows interest in you I'm going to piss up your lamppost or is that my lamppost?! Who's lamppost do I piss up I'm confused!
lol..yeahh...act really aggressive n jealous
I dare ya "Easy tiger chops,but I will fight til the death! | |||
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"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for? "Oh no! Unlos  | |||
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"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for?
Oh no! Unlos "Nooooo, I'm so sad now | |||
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"No farewell thread!" They did say they'll be leaving soon but wasn't expecting it this soon | |||
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"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for?
Oh no! Unlos "maybe it was marc all along | |||
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"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for?
Oh no! Unlos "I noticed on another thread. Anyone no why ??? | |||
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"No farewell thread! They did say they'll be leaving soon but wasn't expecting it this soon "What kind of crazy person leaves without a farewell thread with people complaining they're still here after two day's! I feel cheated,come back lady and do it properly! | |||
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"Multiple veris from the same person is classed as LPP? I see it as a sign that that person is actually meeting people more than once, which is a good thing in my book. One guy I've met displays many of my veris which recommend ladies to meet him if they're looking for a regular guy, am I lamp post pissing? I don't think so! " Multiple veris on their own don't, of course they don't, but when they're combined with some of the other factors they can - especially when they're written in a certain way that subliminally issues a hands off | |||
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"Multiple veris from the same person is classed as LPP? I see it as a sign that that person is actually meeting people more than once, which is a good thing in my book. One guy I've met displays many of my veris which recommend ladies to meet him if they're looking for a regular guy, am I lamp post pissing? I don't think so! Multiple veris on their own don't, of course they don't, but when they're combined with some of the other factors they can - especially when they're written in a certain way that subliminally issues a hands off" something like: "treat her right or you'll have me to deal with"  | |||
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"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for?
Oh no! Unlos
Nooooo, I'm so sad now "Me too and the cry face doesn’t seem to work anymore! | |||
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"Don't do it on here or in real life...i think it's probably a sign of insecurity to be honest and it certainly isn't attractive." exactly this - & it's so cringey | |||
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"I think it goes beyond purely flirting to be honest - my understanding is when one or both people involved mark their territory as a "hands off signal" to others that may show an interest... ....this is done in various ways including overt flirting, multiple veris, constantly appearing on threads posted by the other person (to the point that you wonder if green arrow is worn out!!), private messaging others to warn them off and more.. ...I find it cringeworthy to be honest, especially when it's a one way thing and just one person marking his/her "territory" "  quite amusing at times though | |||
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"I want to piss up someone's lamppost. how high? As high as it takes,I can get a ladder. lol...och..thought you'd be a squirter
Bugger off there's nothing wrong with my bladder,cheeky git!"Ah that's your roof problems | |||
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"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for?
Oh no! Unlos
Nooooo, I'm so sad now
Me too and the cry face doesn’t seem to work anymore! " | |||
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"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for?
Oh no! Unlos
Nooooo, I'm so sad now
Me too and the cry face doesn’t seem to work anymore!
"Oh I’d didn’t work for me! Wait I’ll try again.... :’( | |||
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"I do it every chance I get. Isn't that what the forums are for?
Yes they are Marc, looking gorgeous today
The funny thing is that it's been Marc posting on the forums for all these years. Longest April fools joke ever. Don't tell anyone til tomorrow, though. " Miss you! | |||
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"About a year ago there was some fantastic lamppost pissing going on. It was inferred that it was two profiles run by the same person. Chaos ensued when he was called out " 'They' were brilliant.
Mostly funny to watch. Sometimes a bit odd like when it's one sided stalkerish. | |||
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"It amuses me to watch, other than that I'm piss free. It doesn't affect my forum existence in any other way. " cause yer a harlottttttttttttttttttt slaaaaaaggggg | |||
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"Some makes me cringe Some makes me wanna vom Some makes me laugh When I do it, I purposely make it stalkerish n cringey for the giggles, but I think it depends on the back n forth between the people." I fucking love your pics.. though..the poor quality of the images can safely make me say i was never the type this thread talks about | |||
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"It amuses me to watch, other than that I'm piss free. It doesn't affect my forum existence in any other way. cause yer a harlottttttttttttttttttt slaaaaaaggggg "Yep. No pissing here! | |||
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"It amuses me to watch, other than that I'm piss free. It doesn't affect my forum existence in any other way. cause yer a harlottttttttttttttttttt slaaaaaaggggg
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"Do you partake? Regularly Does it make you cringe? Not when we do it
Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it?
Hell yes
We love soaking each other’s feet "This explains my wet feet or did something else cause that | |||
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"Do you partake? Regularly Does it make you cringe? Not when we do it
Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it?
Hell yes
We love soaking each other’s feet
This explains my wet feet or did something else cause that "Oh hello
Yes I hosed your feet darling | |||
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"Do you partake? Regularly Does it make you cringe? Not when we do it
Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it?
Hell yes
We love soaking each other’s feet
This explains my wet feet or did something else cause that
Oh hello
Yes I hosed your feet darling "I prefer other things | |||
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"Do you partake? Regularly Does it make you cringe? Not when we do it
Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it?
Hell yes
We love soaking each other’s feet
This explains my wet feet or did something else cause that
Oh hello
Yes I hosed your feet darling
I prefer other things "I’m happy to make other areas moist | |||
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"About a year ago there was some fantastic lamppost pissing going on. It was inferred that it was two profiles run by the same person. Chaos ensued when he was called out So they were flirting with themselves? Self love taken to a whole new level "I guess you could be forgiven for telling him to "go fuck himself"? | |||
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"Do you partake? Regularly Does it make you cringe? Not when we do it
Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it?
Hell yes
We love soaking each other’s feet
This explains my wet feet or did something else cause that
Oh hello
Yes I hosed your feet darling
I prefer other things
I’m happy to make other areas moist "Are we talking Jacksonnapping? | |||
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"Do you partake? Regularly Does it make you cringe? Not when we do it
Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it?
Hell yes
We love soaking each other’s feet
This explains my wet feet or did something else cause that
Oh hello
Yes I hosed your feet darling
I prefer other things
I’m happy to make other areas moist
Are we talking Jacksonnapping? "Definitely and Jacksonsitting | |||
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"what vewy vewy stwange people you are,,wealy stwange "Who me? | |||
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"what vewy vewy stwange people you are,,wealy stwange
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"I don't notice it. Maybe because it doesn't bother me. " Nice tits on you | |||
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"It's rather a good way to tell people to back off he/she is mine, look at us, we are fucking. It's also rather a good way to dump your friends/previous lovers. " | |||
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"I don't notice it. Maybe because it doesn't bother me. Nice tits on you " Nice beard | |||
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"There's no lamp posts worth pissing up in here atm!! " Well hello there! | |||
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"I do it at every opportunity, The fact some hate it only makes me want to do it more. Often those that complain about it are only jealous anyway and will be the first to do it given a chance. M" | |||
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"I don't notice it. Maybe because it doesn't bother me. Nice tits on you " All yours baby | |||
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"I dont really understand what "lamp post" pissing is! Can you explain? Im not sure if I do or not "It is as it says, pissing on a streetlight (lamppost), most men stopped well before becoming a teenager, then start again when they start drinking .... | |||
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"It's when you proactively flirt with each other in public (forums) for others to see "Hi handsome | |||
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"People say flirting on here is lamp post pissing. Some people who flirt say they don't lamp post piss. We think we're having a bit of harmless flirting; they think we're lamp post pissing. " I don’t think flirting is LPP, I think there’s a difference and there is more than one type. This is tricky behaviour almost an art form | |||
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"I think it goes beyond purely flirting to be honest - my understanding is when one or both people involved mark their territory as a "hands off signal" to others that may show an interest... ....this is done in various ways including overt flirting, multiple veris, constantly appearing on threads posted by the other person (to the point that you wonder if green arrow is worn out!!), private messaging others to warn them off and more.. " Yes, it's the territorial intent that makes it lamppost pissing. It happens a LOT on here, and the fact that people put a smiling emoji on the end is fooling no-one, they're deadly serious lol!! I don't mind a bit of macho ego chest beating though, I quite like it when men are possessive over me! | |||
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"I think it goes beyond purely flirting to be honest - my understanding is when one or both people involved mark their territory as a "hands off signal" to others that may show an interest... ....this is done in various ways including overt flirting, multiple veris, constantly appearing on threads posted by the other person (to the point that you wonder if green arrow is worn out!!), private messaging others to warn them off and more.. Yes, it's the territorial intent that makes it lamppost pissing. It happens a LOT on here, and the fact that people put a smiling emoji on the end is fooling no-one, they're deadly serious lol!! I don't mind a bit of macho ego chest beating though, I quite like it when men are possessive over me! "What about if it wasn’t reciprocal, how would you deal with that? | |||
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"People say flirting on here is lamp post pissing. Some people who flirt say they don't lamp post piss. We think we're having a bit of harmless flirting; they think we're lamp post pissing. I don’t think flirting is LPP, I think there’s a difference and there is more than one type. This is tricky behaviour almost an art form "Unless someone says fuck off he's mine, I wouldn't have a clue. | |||
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"I think it goes beyond purely flirting to be honest - my understanding is when one or both people involved mark their territory as a "hands off signal" to others that may show an interest... ....this is done in various ways including overt flirting, multiple veris, constantly appearing on threads posted by the other person (to the point that you wonder if green arrow is worn out!!), private messaging others to warn them off and more.. Yes, it's the territorial intent that makes it lamppost pissing. It happens a LOT on here, and the fact that people put a smiling emoji on the end is fooling no-one, they're deadly serious lol!! I don't mind a bit of macho ego chest beating though, I quite like it when men are possessive over me!
What about if it wasn’t reciprocal, how would you deal with that? "Scream, creep!! | |||
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"I think it goes beyond purely flirting to be honest - my understanding is when one or both people involved mark their territory as a "hands off signal" to others that may show an interest... ....this is done in various ways including overt flirting, multiple veris, constantly appearing on threads posted by the other person (to the point that you wonder if green arrow is worn out!!), private messaging others to warn them off and more.. Yes, it's the territorial intent that makes it lamppost pissing. It happens a LOT on here, and the fact that people put a smiling emoji on the end is fooling no-one, they're deadly serious lol!! I don't mind a bit of macho ego chest beating though, I quite like it when men are possessive over me!
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"I thought it was someone always agreeing with another persons comments/views so often you don't know where he/she ends and the lamppost pisser begins " That's being agreeable, not marking territory. | |||
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"People say flirting on here is lamp post pissing. Some people who flirt say they don't lamp post piss. We think we're having a bit of harmless flirting; they think we're lamp post pissing. I don’t think flirting is LPP, I think there’s a difference and there is more than one type. This is tricky behaviour almost an art form
Unless someone says fuck off he's mine, I wouldn't have a clue. "
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"I think it goes beyond purely flirting to be honest - my understanding is when one or both people involved mark their territory as a "hands off signal" to others that may show an interest... ....this is done in various ways including overt flirting, multiple veris, constantly appearing on threads posted by the other person (to the point that you wonder if green arrow is worn out!!), private messaging others to warn them off and more.. Yes, it's the territorial intent that makes it lamppost pissing. It happens a LOT on here, and the fact that people put a smiling emoji on the end is fooling no-one, they're deadly serious lol!! I don't mind a bit of macho ego chest beating though, I quite like it when men are possessive over me!
What about if it wasn’t reciprocal, how would you deal with that?
Just tell them to quit. I've only had one stalkerish fella and he gave up eventually."It baffles me why anyone would pursue someone that clearly isn’t interested. I’d be embarrassed | |||
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"People say flirting on here is lamp post pissing. Some people who flirt say they don't lamp post piss. We think we're having a bit of harmless flirting; they think we're lamp post pissing. I don’t think flirting is LPP, I think there’s a difference and there is more than one type. This is tricky behaviour almost an art form
Unless someone says fuck off he's mine, I wouldn't have a clue.
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"I thought it was someone always agreeing with another persons comments/views so often you don't know where he/she ends and the lamppost pisser begins That's being agreeable, not marking territory. " I agree with your pots quite often. I don't want to shag you though. Sorry. | |||
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"I've ALWAYS thought that Lampost Pissing is the same as My dad's bigger than your dad...... My car cost more than your car etc..... Or an exchange of views that goes yada yada yada with people just saying things that don't bring about results. " This was what I thought when I arrived on the forum, I was so confused | |||
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"Like someone pisses on the lampost and the next one tries to get higher. Or is that pissing UP the lampost. " I think that's squirting. | |||
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"Like someone pisses on the lampost and the next one tries to get higher. Or is that pissing UP the lampost. I think that's squirting." | |||
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"Like someone pisses on the lampost and the next one tries to get higher. Or is that pissing UP the lampost. I think that's squirting." See we need a definitions thread | |||
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"Like someone pisses on the lampost and the next one tries to get higher. Or is that pissing UP the lampost. I think that's squirting. See we need a definitions thread "I can get myself into trouble without your encouragement. | |||
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"Like someone pisses on the lampost and the next one tries to get higher. Or is that pissing UP the lampost. I think that's squirting. See we need a definitions thread
I can get myself into trouble without your encouragement. "I’m an 
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"I thought it was someone always agreeing with another persons comments/views so often you don't know where he/she ends and the lamppost pisser begins That's being agreeable, not marking territory. " Or put it another way just agreeing with them in the hope that they take it private and eventually arrange a social/meet but I suppose its also how another person views it | |||
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"I thought it was someone always agreeing with another persons comments/views so often you don't know where he/she ends and the lamppost pisser begins That's being agreeable, not marking territory. Or put it another way just agreeing with them in the hope that they take it private and eventually arrange a social/meet but I suppose its also how another person views it" Isn’t that white knighting? So many definitions and meanings | |||
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"I thought it was someone always agreeing with another persons comments/views so often you don't know where he/she ends and the lamppost pisser begins That's being agreeable, not marking territory. Or put it another way just agreeing with them in the hope that they take it private and eventually arrange a social/meet but I suppose its also how another person views it Isn’t that white knighting? So many definitions and meanings "Nope; white knighting is when blokes rush to the forum rescue of a fair maiden who received a less than positive reply from some other geezer in here (hoping they take it private and eventually arrange a social/meet) | |||
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"I've ALWAYS thought that Lampost Pissing is the same as My dad's bigger than your dad...... My car cost more than your car etc..... Or an exchange of views that goes yada yada yada with people just saying things that don't bring about results. " Nope; lamp post pissing is like when a dog is taken for a walk, and every now and then the dog stops, has a sniff around, then pisses to mark his territory. In Fab Forum Land, this is most obvious with the ladies, and readily spotted when certain forum regular males post on a thread, followed very soon after by a particular female with a pertinent comment in reply, or agreement, to his post (i.e. she lets others know she has a strong bond to him, ergo; she pisses on her lamp post) | |||
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"I thought it was someone always agreeing with another persons comments/views so often you don't know where he/she ends and the lamppost pisser begins That's being agreeable, not marking territory. Or put it another way just agreeing with them in the hope that they take it private and eventually arrange a social/meet but I suppose its also how another person views it Isn’t that white knighting? So many definitions and meanings
Nope; white knighting is when blokes rush to the forum rescue of a fair maiden who received a less than positive reply from some other geezer in here (hoping they take it private and eventually arrange a social/meet) "This is a minefield, it’s a wonder anyone ever meets | |||
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"I've ALWAYS thought that Lampost Pissing is the same as My dad's bigger than your dad...... My car cost more than your car etc..... Or an exchange of views that goes yada yada yada with people just saying things that don't bring about results. Nope; lamp post pissing is like when a dog is taken for a walk, and every now and then the dog stops, has a sniff around, then pisses to mark his territory. In Fab Forum Land, this is most obvious with the ladies, and readily spotted when certain forum regular males post on a thread, followed very soon after by a particular female with a pertinent comment in reply, or agreement, to his post (i.e. she lets others know she has a strong bond to him, ergo; she pisses on her lamp post) "Is this the non reciprocal variety? | |||
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"I've ALWAYS thought that Lampost Pissing is the same as My dad's bigger than your dad...... My car cost more than your car etc..... Or an exchange of views that goes yada yada yada with people just saying things that don't bring about results. Nope; lamp post pissing is like when a dog is taken for a walk, and every now and then the dog stops, has a sniff around, then pisses to mark his territory. In Fab Forum Land, this is most obvious with the ladies, and readily spotted when certain forum regular males post on a thread, followed very soon after by a particular female with a pertinent comment in reply, or agreement, to his post (i.e. she lets others know she has a strong bond to him, ergo; she pisses on her lamp post)
Is this the non reciprocal variety? "Yes; this is LPP, not watersports | |||
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"I've ALWAYS thought that Lampost Pissing is the same as My dad's bigger than your dad...... My car cost more than your car etc..... Or an exchange of views that goes yada yada yada with people just saying things that don't bring about results. Nope; lamp post pissing is like when a dog is taken for a walk, and every now and then the dog stops, has a sniff around, then pisses to mark his territory. In Fab Forum Land, this is most obvious with the ladies, and readily spotted when certain forum regular males post on a thread, followed very soon after by a particular female with a pertinent comment in reply, or agreement, to his post (i.e. she lets others know she has a strong bond to him, ergo; she pisses on her lamp post)
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"I thought it was someone always agreeing with another persons comments/views so often you don't know where he/she ends and the lamppost pisser begins That's being agreeable, not marking territory. I agree with your pots quite often. I don't want to shag you though. Sorry. " Yes you do. You love my pots | |||
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"I've ALWAYS thought that Lampost Pissing is the same as My dad's bigger than your dad...... My car cost more than your car etc..... Or an exchange of views that goes yada yada yada with people just saying things that don't bring about results. Nope; lamp post pissing is like when a dog is taken for a walk, and every now and then the dog stops, has a sniff around, then pisses to mark his territory. In Fab Forum Land, this is most obvious with the ladies, and readily spotted when certain forum regular males post on a thread, followed very soon after by a particular female with a pertinent comment in reply, or agreement, to his post (i.e. she lets others know she has a strong bond to him, ergo; she pisses on her lamp post) "How do you notice these things? I can barely keep up with one thread. | |||
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"I thought it was someone always agreeing with another persons comments/views so often you don't know where he/she ends and the lamppost pisser begins That's being agreeable, not marking territory. I agree with your pots quite often. I don't want to shag you though. Sorry. Yes you do. You love my pots "Oopsie. Hot casserole dish. | |||
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"I've ALWAYS thought that Lampost Pissing is the same as My dad's bigger than your dad...... My car cost more than your car etc..... Or an exchange of views that goes yada yada yada with people just saying things that don't bring about results. Nope; lamp post pissing is like when a dog is taken for a walk, and every now and then the dog stops, has a sniff around, then pisses to mark his territory. In Fab Forum Land, this is most obvious with the ladies, and readily spotted when certain forum regular males post on a thread, followed very soon after by a particular female with a pertinent comment in reply, or agreement, to his post (i.e. she lets others know she has a strong bond to him, ergo; she pisses on her lamp post)
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"Do you partake? Does it make you cringe? Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it? Where do you stand "Next to the lamp post | |||
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"I've ALWAYS thought that Lampost Pissing is the same as My dad's bigger than your dad...... My car cost more than your car etc..... Or an exchange of views that goes yada yada yada with people just saying things that don't bring about results. Nope; lamp post pissing is like when a dog is taken for a walk, and every now and then the dog stops, has a sniff around, then pisses to mark his territory. In Fab Forum Land, this is most obvious with the ladies, and readily spotted when certain forum regular males post on a thread, followed very soon after by a particular female with a pertinent comment in reply, or agreement, to his post (i.e. she lets others know she has a strong bond to him, ergo; she pisses on her lamp post)
How do you notice these things? I can barely keep up with one thread. "Oh, the clues are there lol The trouble is now, after this thread has been discussed, the ‘usual suspects’ will be a bit less active in the forums for a while, but do keep your eyes open in Lounge Chat | |||
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"I've ALWAYS thought that Lampost Pissing is the same as My dad's bigger than your dad...... My car cost more than your car etc..... Or an exchange of views that goes yada yada yada with people just saying things that don't bring about results. Nope; lamp post pissing is like when a dog is taken for a walk, and every now and then the dog stops, has a sniff around, then pisses to mark his territory. In Fab Forum Land, this is most obvious with the ladies, and readily spotted when certain forum regular males post on a thread, followed very soon after by a particular female with a pertinent comment in reply, or agreement, to his post (i.e. she lets others know she has a strong bond to him, ergo; she pisses on her lamp post)
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"Do you partake? Does it make you cringe? Do you do it to spite the people who cringe at it? Where do you stand
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"I've ALWAYS thought that Lampost Pissing is the same as My dad's bigger than your dad...... My car cost more than your car etc..... Or an exchange of views that goes yada yada yada with people just saying things that don't bring about results. Nope; lamp post pissing is like when a dog is taken for a walk, and every now and then the dog stops, has a sniff around, then pisses to mark his territory. In Fab Forum Land, this is most obvious with the ladies, and readily spotted when certain forum regular males post on a thread, followed very soon after by a particular female with a pertinent comment in reply, or agreement, to his post (i.e. she lets others know she has a strong bond to him, ergo; she pisses on her lamp post)
How do you notice these things? I can barely keep up with one thread.
Oh, the clues are there lol The trouble is now, after this thread has been discussed, the ‘usual suspects’ will be a bit less active in the forums for a while, but do keep your eyes open in Lounge Chat "I need to keep an eye out for this behaviour on the Lounge Chat | |||
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"I've ALWAYS thought that Lampost Pissing is the same as My dad's bigger than your dad...... My car cost more than your car etc..... Or an exchange of views that goes yada yada yada with people just saying things that don't bring about results. Nope; lamp post pissing is like when a dog is taken for a walk, and every now and then the dog stops, has a sniff around, then pisses to mark his territory. In Fab Forum Land, this is most obvious with the ladies, and readily spotted when certain forum regular males post on a thread, followed very soon after by a particular female with a pertinent comment in reply, or agreement, to his post (i.e. she lets others know she has a strong bond to him, ergo; she pisses on her lamp post)
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