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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull

In a moment of madness you agreed to meet the person above but now you've changed your mind.

Simply post a lighthearted, fun, reason why you can't meet them now.

Curly wurly prize for the funniest most ridiculous made up reason

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By *_Yeah19Couple  over a year ago

Lincoln

Had to drop the kids off at the pool!!! But not the one your in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just to damn beautiful for me!

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull


"Had to drop the kids off at the pool!!! But not the one your in "

My car wouldn't start (I wasn't in it)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Had to drop the kids off at the pool!!! But not the one your in "

I could never cancel on such beauty.

Maybe if I was in hospital.

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By *unguya2zMan  over a year ago

coventry..ish

On eBay bidding on a Jim l fix it medal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On eBay bidding on a Jim l fix it medal"

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By *he witch returnsWoman  over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow in SW Devon

You are too sexy for me. Would not be able to cope.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull


"On eBay bidding on a Jim l fix it medal

"

I hate kinky hit steamy sex and only want missionary with my socks on

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By *elshsunsWoman  over a year ago

Flintshire

My rabbits escaped .... as your profile pic reminded me to give him some tea and he’s gone!!!

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull


"On eBay bidding on a Jim l fix it medal

I hate kinky hit steamy sex and only want missionary with my socks on "

*hot not hit

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull


"My rabbits escaped .... as your profile pic reminded me to give him some tea and he’s gone!!!"

She's a liar, there's no sun in wales

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry, it's just a personal preference but I don't usually go out on days that end with the letters "day".

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By *r and Mrs A HornyCouple  over a year ago

coventry

So have you seen dr who,

Well I’m like him across with James Bond and the queen gave me a top secret mission to go back in time and make sure a message was given to her 50 year ago to stop a secret war, had to be me and s as she hunted us down because well she seen us 50 years. So maybe next time. Xx happy fabbing

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

So sorry but my great great great grandmothers dog has died and I have to take her to the taxidermists to get him stuffed. So so sorry but I'm sure you can understand the pickle I'm in.

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford

I could never be with someone who didn’t love an R1

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I could never be with someone who didn’t love an R1"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry had to take the cat to the dentist

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By *oserMan  over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"Sorry had to take the cat to the dentist "

I didn't realise you were from sapiophileland

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry had to take the cat to the dentist

I didn't realise you were from sapiophileland "

Someone else got the job

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull


"Sorry had to take the cat to the dentist

I didn't realise you were from sapiophileland

Someone else got the job "

Hadrians wall was closed

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"In a moment of madness you agreed to meet the person above but now you've changed your mind.

Simply post a lighthearted, fun, reason why you can't meet them now.

Curly wurly prize for the funniest most ridiculous made up reason"

But I'd never cansal a meet.

The only way i wood cansal a meet wos if i had to cos i got hit by sumthing like a bus or struk by a meteor from space

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry had to take the cat to the dentist

I didn't realise you were from sapiophileland

Someone else got the job

Hadrians wall was closed"

I forgot my armbands and rubber ring

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By *ammers43Man  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

My hands are too small to handle those gorgeous boobs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry had to take the cat to the dentist

I didn't realise you were from sapiophileland

Someone else got the job

Hadrians wall was closed

I forgot my armbands and rubber ring "

I am meeting your twin sister

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By *evaquitCouple  over a year ago

Catthorpe

Sorry, can't make tonight,the weekly shopping's taking longer than expected. Mr specifically requested a pound of chicken lips, said no meet without the meat. Any ideas??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Washing my hair

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By *orticiaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

Developed an allergy to monkey fur

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why on earth would we cancel

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By *ake5176Man  over a year ago

City

I’m dreadfully sorry, but a long lost friend has called, we went to different schools together.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why on earth would we cancel "
ditto

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Why on earth would we cancel ditto"

I'm sorry but my pet goldfish has just died.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry, but my did stick needed cleaning and it took longer than I thought

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I’m in the pub... aw, shit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just had a wank and not horny so going out shopping instead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry my pussy got to wet and now I have to dry her off

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By *orny IrishMan  over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"Sorry my pussy got to wet and now I have to dry her off "

You made me so hard I can't get dressed have to wait for it to subside

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Sorry my pussy got to wet and now I have to dry her off

You made me so hard I can't get dressed have to wait for it to subside "

I've just moved house and can't find my clothes

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull


"Sorry my pussy got to wet and now I have to dry her off

You made me so hard I can't get dressed have to wait for it to subside

I've just moved house and can't find my clothes "

Spiders scare me

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple  over a year ago

South Wales

Sorry but a racoon ran off with directions to our meet.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull


"Sorry but a racoon ran off with directions to our meet."

Pesky raccoons

I can't make it but my mum will be there soon to meet you. she's going to check you out to see if you're good enough for me to marry

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

My heel is stuck down a drain and I'm currently waiting for the fire brigade to cut me free.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry but I am having trouble with my hand pump,

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull

My car broke down so I called the AA and now I've got two people turn up asking how much i drink

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm sorry, but I thought the scabs would heal up more quickly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a severe fear of underperforming in front of big black clocks

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By *rey445Man  over a year ago

hometown

Sorry there's no female to join us

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Sorry there's no female to join us "

I've been diagnosed with a six pack allergy sorry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I just remembered I don’t like cock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not for you Minnie obviously ha. For you my pet goldfish has took a turn for the worse an Iv gotta look after him

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By *rey445Man  over a year ago

hometown

The fish eill be fine, he'll keep forgetting he's ill

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By *appy squirrelWoman  over a year ago

Norwich

sorry but I can't make it- you are chilled and I need something hot

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By *rey445Man  over a year ago

hometown

Smooth, or should I say.. sharp

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry Trey - I just stood on a Lego brick and in my haste to grab my aching foot I battered my head off the kitchen work top. It’s fine I’ve stemmed the blood flow now but I’m gonna struggle to meet you now as im a bit dizzy

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By *aughtyLittleMissWoman  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Sorry Trey - I just stood on a Lego brick and in my haste to grab my aching foot I battered my head off the kitchen work top. It’s fine I’ve stemmed the blood flow now but I’m gonna struggle to meet you now as im a bit dizzy "

Sorry PB, I don't like being cold

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By *acktar74Man  over a year ago

leeds


"Sorry Trey - I just stood on a Lego brick and in my haste to grab my aching foot I battered my head off the kitchen work top. It’s fine I’ve stemmed the blood flow now but I’m gonna struggle to meet you now as im a bit dizzy

Sorry PB, I don't like being cold"

Sorry I've pulled my cock off looking at your pics

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple  over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Sorry Trey - I just stood on a Lego brick and in my haste to grab my aching foot I battered my head off the kitchen work top. It’s fine I’ve stemmed the blood flow now but I’m gonna struggle to meet you now as im a bit dizzy

Sorry PB, I don't like being cold

Sorry I've pulled my cock off looking at your pics "

I see shadows everywhere which one are you?

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman  over a year ago

stourbridge area

I ran.out of my medication ....ahhhh well your never alone with schizophrenia ...

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I ran.out of my medication ....ahhhh well your never alone with schizophrenia ... "

I've got a headache in my leg.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I ran.out of my medication ....ahhhh well your never alone with schizophrenia ...

I've got a headache in my leg."

Sorry but I have Disneyphobia which is a rare illness which means I can't meet anyone connected to cartoon mice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have Phallophobia

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry couldn't make it, couldn't find my dictionary

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't like baths

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull

Can't find matching socks to go with my sandals

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull

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