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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok what do you do when you sit down for a number 2?
I do a sudoko or a crossword out of habit.
So are you a book or newspaper reader...or do you just sit and post shit whilst your having a ......  |
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"Ok what do you do when you sit down for a number 2?
I do a sudoko or a crossword out of habit.
So are you a book or newspaper reader...or do you just sit and post shit whilst your having a ...... "
I like to take my time and read the paper. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I walk in, sit down, shit, wash hands and leave. I dont get all this time on the toilet"
For some of us it's like a haven! The only me time I get so I milk it for all it's worth! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the toilets only for doing a pooh or wee.
in and out
oh .........and use wet ones , actually called" flushable toilet wipes " after normal toilet paper.
its the only way to guarantee cleanliness.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I sit.
Shit.
Wipe.
Wash hands.
Go!
You flow easy
Lots of fruit, veg and wine helps  "
Aw that's the bugger since I give the drink up..... it did flow or should I say splatter better then  |
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"the toilets only for doing a pooh or wee.
in and out
oh .........and use wet ones , actually called" flushable toilet wipes " after normal toilet paper.
its the only way to guarantee cleanliness.
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I know another way.  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"the toilets only for doing a pooh or wee.
in and out
oh .........and use wet ones , actually called" flushable toilet wipes " after normal toilet paper.
its the only way to guarantee cleanliness.
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They may be flushable, in that they will flush away, but they are not compostable or biodegradeable as they contain plastic. Stop flushing them. You're contributing to the fatbergs.
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"Ok what do you do when you sit down for a number 2?
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There's some interesting evidence that prolonged sitting relaxes the anus and causes venous engorgement a.k.a. haemorrhoids.
I'll see y'all in my clinic.
Doctor Delerium
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sit.
Shit.
Wipe.
Wash hands.
Go!
You flow easy
Lots of fruit, veg and wine helps
Aw that's the bugger since I give the drink up..... it did flow or should I say splatter better then "
What about lots of fresh fruit and vegetables?? I only drink wine at weekends so it's the healthy stuff that works the rest of the times   |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Ok what do you do when you sit down for a number 2?
There's some interesting evidence that prolonged sitting relaxes the anus and causes venous engorgement a.k.a. haemorrhoids.
I'll see y'all in my clinic.
Doctor Delerium
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I have a little stool to help my stools have a smooth exit.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I sit.
Shit.
Wipe.
Wash hands.
Go!
You flow easy
Lots of fruit, veg and wine helps
Aw that's the bugger since I give the drink up..... it did flow or should I say splatter better then
What about lots of fresh fruit and vegetables?? I only drink wine at weekends so it's the healthy stuff that works the rest of the times "
I have a apple and pear nearly every day....but the drink made me looser |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"I sit.
Shit.
Wipe.
Wash hands.
Go!
You flow easy
Lots of fruit, veg and wine helps
Aw that's the bugger since I give the drink up..... it did flow or should I say splatter better then
What about lots of fresh fruit and vegetables?? I only drink wine at weekends so it's the healthy stuff that works the rest of the times
I have a apple and pear nearly every day....but the drink made me looser"
 Cats bum... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sit.
Shit.
Wipe.
Wash hands.
Go!
You flow easy
Lots of fruit, veg and wine helps
Aw that's the bugger since I give the drink up..... it did flow or should I say splatter better then
What about lots of fresh fruit and vegetables?? I only drink wine at weekends so it's the healthy stuff that works the rest of the times
I have a apple and pear nearly every day....but the drink made me looser"
Haha! I eat a lot of healthy green vegetables and salad for lunch every day so that adds to the motion sensoring |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I sit.
Shit.
Wipe.
Wash hands.
Go!
You flow easy
Lots of fruit, veg and wine helps
Aw that's the bugger since I give the drink up..... it did flow or should I say splatter better then
What about lots of fresh fruit and vegetables?? I only drink wine at weekends so it's the healthy stuff that works the rest of the times
I have a apple and pear nearly every day....but the drink made me looser
Cats bum... "
You've just put me off my fecking pear |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"I sit.
Shit.
Wipe.
Wash hands.
Go!
You flow easy
Lots of fruit, veg and wine helps
Aw that's the bugger since I give the drink up..... it did flow or should I say splatter better then
What about lots of fresh fruit and vegetables?? I only drink wine at weekends so it's the healthy stuff that works the rest of the times
I have a apple and pear nearly every day....but the drink made me looser
Cats bum...
You've just put me off my fecking pear "
Windmill then |
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"Do people sit down long enough for their stomach and intestines to process and eliminate all consumed food? If I'm going to read or do something interesting, it won't be on the loo. "
If you have constipation, I could always lend you a copy of War and Peace |
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