Why won't ....

By *G Lana OP TV/TS over a year ago

Gosport

My cats get up and make me breakfast?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because cats are selfish

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My dogs kindly acted as my alarm clock when they thought the time I set it for was too late. They are selfless, really.

By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

If scientists could splice cat genes with a St Bernard dog we might get a pet that could bring us a cup of tea at least.

You'd need a bigger cat flap tho.

By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"My dogs kindly acted as my alarm clock when they thought the time I set it for was too late. They are selfless, really.

Mine did exactly that this morning too. I still have 32 mins left

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Mine did a few months back . I got up and she had bought me a nice pigeon for breakfast

By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Because they don't have opposable thumbs. It makes it really difficult to stir the porridge...