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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm not desperate so here's a list of my standards for any lady wanting the pleasure of my attention:
1)Must be a supermodel.
2)Have a Master degree from either Cambridge or Oxford.. I may settle for a Durham or LSE
3) Must be a minimum of 5ft 9", no shorties please
4)A six figure salary
5) be well travelled , must have visited at least three continents.
6)Must be exceptionally witty and be able to recite Shakespeare backwards.
7) Be much hotter than me.
Who am I: Just your average bloke down the pub.
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"I'm not desperate so here's a list of my standards for any lady wanting the pleasure of my attention:
1)Must be a supermodel.
2)Have a Master degree from either Cambridge or Oxford.. I may settle for a Durham or LSE
3) Must be a minimum of 5ft 9", no shorties please
4)A six figure salary
5) be well travelled , must have visited at least three continents.
6)Must be exceptionally witty and be able to recite Shakespeare backwards.
7) Be much hotter than me.
Who am I: Just your average bloke down the pub.
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Dammit. I'm only 5'8'' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not desperate so here's a list of my standards for any lady wanting the pleasure of my attention:
1)Must be a supermodel.
2)Have a Master degree from either Cambridge or Oxford.. I may settle for a Durham or LSE
3) Must be a minimum of 5ft 9", no shorties please
4)A six figure salary
5) be well travelled , must have visited at least three continents.
6)Must be exceptionally witty and be able to recite Shakespeare backwards.
7) Be much hotter than me.
Who am I: Just your average bloke down the pub.
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you forgot we had to be proficient in BS |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have one out of the seven listed. In Fab terms that means I can send a message suggesting I'm exactly what you're looking for, surely?
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Well you can try your luck but I would most likely delete it. I do insist you make some effort though, nothing worse than "hey how are you"
I expect you to magically whip it up a conversation despite having no information about me or any of my interests. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I have one out of the seven listed. In Fab terms that means I can send a message suggesting I'm exactly what you're looking for, surely?
Well you can try your luck but I would most likely delete it. I do insist you make some effort though, nothing worse than "hey how are you"
I expect you to magically whip it up a conversation despite having no information about me or any of my interests. "
That's my specialty. Ask any of the strangers I have engaged in a queue or a lift.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have one out of the seven listed. In Fab terms that means I can send a message suggesting I'm exactly what you're looking for, surely?
Well you can try your luck but I would most likely delete it. I do insist you make some effort though, nothing worse than "hey how are you"
I expect you to magically whip it up a conversation despite having no information about me or any of my interests.
That's my specialty. Ask any of the strangers I have engaged in a queue or a lift. "
Ew you desperate commoner |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not desperate so here's a list of my standards for any lady wanting the pleasure of my attention:
1)Must be a supermodel.
2)Have a Master degree from either Cambridge or Oxford.. I may settle for a Durham or LSE
3) Must be a minimum of 5ft 9", no shorties please
4)A six figure salary
5) be well travelled , must have visited at least three continents.
6)Must be exceptionally witty and be able to recite Shakespeare backwards.
7) Be much hotter than me.
Who am I: Just your average bloke down the pub.
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so your a play boy who only wants the best which is a but unfair on other women huh  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have one out of the seven listed. In Fab terms that means I can send a message suggesting I'm exactly what you're looking for, surely?
Well you can try your luck but I would most likely delete it. I do insist you make some effort though, nothing worse than "hey how are you"
I expect you to magically whip it up a conversation despite having no information about me or any of my interests.
That's my specialty. Ask any of the strangers I have engaged in a queue or a lift.
Ew you desperate commoner "
I know. Old and grew up in 'Ackney.   |
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No. PhD or gtfo. 
