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Height of laziness
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Sometimes, when performing my evening ablutions I can't be arsed to pull my trousers up so I waddle like a penguin to my bed chamber to continue getting ready to retire.
What's the laziest thing you do?
(just to counter my laziness I did cycle 20 miles today.... My butt and fanjita hurt!) |
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over a year ago
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My light switch is just out of arms length when I’m lay on my bed. One evening, I’d forgotten to turn it off and I spent a good 10 minutes fashioning a poking device to turn it off. It would’ve been much quicker to just get up and turn it off. |
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"My light switch is just out of arms length when I’m lay on my bed. One evening, I’d forgotten to turn it off and I spent a good 10 minutes fashioning a poking device to turn it off. It would’ve been much quicker to just get up and turn it off."
I leave mine on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My light switch is just out of arms length when I’m lay on my bed. One evening, I’d forgotten to turn it off and I spent a good 10 minutes fashioning a poking device to turn it off. It would’ve been much quicker to just get up and turn it off.
I leave mine on."
The big light on!? All night!? |
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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
a quandary, could you change my mind? |
"My light switch is just out of arms length when I’m lay on my bed. One evening, I’d forgotten to turn it off and I spent a good 10 minutes fashioning a poking device to turn it off. It would’ve been much quicker to just get up and turn it off.
I leave mine on.
The big light on!? All night!? "
No it can't be the Big light, that's at the top of the stairs.. Isn't it? |
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"My light switch is just out of arms length when I’m lay on my bed. One evening, I’d forgotten to turn it off and I spent a good 10 minutes fashioning a poking device to turn it off. It would’ve been much quicker to just get up and turn it off.
I leave mine on.
The big light on!? All night!?
No it can't be the Big light, that's at the top of the stairs.. Isn't it? "
Haha! |
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"My light switch is just out of arms length when I’m lay on my bed. One evening, I’d forgotten to turn it off and I spent a good 10 minutes fashioning a poking device to turn it off. It would’ve been much quicker to just get up and turn it off.
I leave mine on."
And me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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None of ye know real laziness. My bathroom is on a different floor to my bedroom and sometimes when I'm finished up for the night and jump into bed I suddenly need to pee so I try to sleep it off but end up getting out of bed 20mins later to pee. |
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"None of ye know real laziness. My bathroom is on a different floor to my bedroom and sometimes when I'm finished up for the night and jump into bed I suddenly need to pee so I try to sleep it off but end up getting out of bed 20mins later to pee. "
My bed from is next door to my bathroom and I do this lol |
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"None of ye know real laziness. My bathroom is on a different floor to my bedroom and sometimes when I'm finished up for the night and jump into bed I suddenly need to pee so I try to sleep it off but end up getting out of bed 20mins later to pee.
My bed from is next door to my bathroom and I do this lol "
I have been successful in sleeping it off the odd time, dunno how healthy that is though  |
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"My light switch is just out of arms length when I’m lay on my bed. One evening, I’d forgotten to turn it off and I spent a good 10 minutes fashioning a poking device to turn it off. It would’ve been much quicker to just get up and turn it off."
Hahaha this made me laugh more than it should have |
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"My light switch is just out of arms length when I’m lay on my bed. One evening, I’d forgotten to turn it off and I spent a good 10 minutes fashioning a poking device to turn it off. It would’ve been much quicker to just get up and turn it off.
Hahaha this made me laugh more than it should have"
It had Sellotape and everything... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I loved hearing all these ... I’ve done most occasionally including ur opening one OP .... the bathroom waddle to finish undressing in the bedroom .... I like that another human has done this and the sock removal is so pleasurable and the get to the light switch lean and stretch for several minutes to get to the switch or the holding onto a pee hoping sleep will take over ...
omg I have comrades in bedtime relax ....
perhaps the one I can add .....is the toes into the heal of the tied up with shoe laces sneaker flick and kick ...... where the sneakers are snuggly fitted and u dig ur toe right into the back of ur ankle and struggle to push down and off.... then flick and kick before going for the opposite shoe ...
Giggle
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"My light switch is just out of arms length when I’m lay on my bed. One evening, I’d forgotten to turn it off and I spent a good 10 minutes fashioning a poking device to turn it off. It would’ve been much quicker to just get up and turn it off."
That's brilliant |
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"My light switch is just out of arms length when I’m lay on my bed. One evening, I’d forgotten to turn it off and I spent a good 10 minutes fashioning a poking device to turn it off. It would’ve been much quicker to just get up and turn it off.
Hahaha this made me laugh more than it should have
It had Sellotape and everything... "
u sleep with sellotape  Lol |
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"My light switch is just out of arms length when I’m lay on my bed. One evening, I’d forgotten to turn it off and I spent a good 10 minutes fashioning a poking device to turn it off. It would’ve been much quicker to just get up and turn it off.
Hahaha this made me laugh more than it should have
It had Sellotape and everything... "
Definitely had yourself in a sticky situation
I'm sure there were other things you could have used! Shame I can't message you but you're lovely  |
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"My light switch is just out of arms length when I’m lay on my bed. One evening, I’d forgotten to turn it off and I spent a good 10 minutes fashioning a poking device to turn it off. It would’ve been much quicker to just get up and turn it off."
This   |
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"My light switch is just out of arms length when I’m lay on my bed. One evening, I’d forgotten to turn it off and I spent a good 10 minutes fashioning a poking device to turn it off. It would’ve been much quicker to just get up and turn it off.
Hahaha this made me laugh more than it should have
It had Sellotape and everything... u sleep with sellotape Lol"
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I sometimes used to decide to fall asleep/pass out on the living room couch instead off walking up the stairs to my bedroom, didn't even used to change in to anything just slept like that. Also I normally say Ceebs instead of can't be arsed, that and sometimes I use disposable plates and cutlery/cups instead off regular ones for food/drink so then I don't have to wash them up and just throw them in recycling. Yep that is just the tip off the ice burg with me at times I can be uber lazy then other times I can be fairly productive  |
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Also sometimes when my clothes have been washed and dried instead off putting them into the clothes cupboard I just put them on a chair in my room till it builds up into a little washed clothes mountain then I'm forced to put them in the cupboard.. |
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When I was house sitting for my parents once, I ordered a pizza delivery from the takeaway that's literally two minutes down the road from theirs as I couldn't be arsed to get dressed.
It would've taken me less time to walk down than it did for the driver to drive up.  |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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When taking a bundle of clothes to the washing machine, if I drop something, rather than bend over to pick it up I stand and try to get it between my toes and lift it up to my hand with my feet.
I'm pretty good at it now so what started as laziness has developed into a great skill |
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I had a parcel delivery and couldn’t be bothered to get off the sofa and open the front door.
I didn’t really think this one through. The next day I had to go to the post office to collect it |
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"When taking a bundle of clothes to the washing machine, if I drop something, rather than bend over to pick it up I stand and try to get it between my toes and lift it up to my hand with my feet.
I'm pretty good at it now so what started as laziness has developed into a great skill "
Love this |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When I'm watching something really interesting on tv in my room and I need a drink.
So I phone the house phone downstairs and get my mom or dad to bring me a drink up to my room. |
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