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Who you want to shag Part 2
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Why so little naming in the original thread!SOn no particular order and PURELY BASED on forum persona.....
Polo ... but only if she'd watch a Robert DeNiro film with me first and then 'As good as it gets' with Jack afterwards.
Sassy ... but only if we can share a couple bottles of red. Goliath stays in a box, very far away, I'd suggest Austrailia.
Laine ... but only if she'd meet me at Jacksons on Edinburghs golden mile for a meal first....oh and I'd want to see them actually pulling the horns off my Steak.
Iconic ... but only on a 'top end' photoshoot in public...and later broadcasted at Cannes.
Diamond ... but only if she'll wear genuine pearls.
Pearl Necklace ... but only if she'd wear some real diamonds.
Granny ... but only if I can see a picture of her in the sixthform and one of her shopping in Tesco last week uploaded on profile. (When I tell her she's aged well she'll know I mean it!
Be Nice ... but you'd have to be very naughty.
Jemima ... but Sir wouldn't be controlling proceedings (no offence).
Fmuma ... but I get to choose the colour of the knickers and we'll have to leave Soapy stranded at the train station!
Mrs Notts Couple ... but only in Sherwood Forest in a little green suit.
Testarossa ... but only in a Maserati.
Mercedes62 ... but... yes you've guessed it, only in a BMW.
Cute Sassy ... but you'd have to be dressed as the Wicked Witch of the West in The Wizard of Oz.
Auntie Dolly ... You'd have to be into Voodoo Dolls in a big way, I'd want to see pin marks and not from acupuncture!
Rugby ... Roleplay would be the order of the day, you'd have to have your Speaker of the House gear on and all the other party whips would have to be in attendance.
Moodycow ... you'd have to be Madcow more like, I mean right off the scale, so start eating some of that beef on the bone, raw!
Aphrodite ... No telling Zeus. I'd have to be your naughty little secret, and I'd be dressed up as lucifer. We'll have no Titans clashing on my account.
Evesham ... Shorten it to Eve and visualise garden of Eden. Im no Adam, the lazy get, you'll be too busy to be eating any bloody apples!
Honeypot ... Only if I can wear my Yogi Bear suit, always found the Honey Monster a little disturbing.
The list is by no means exhaustive in fact those who appear later in this thread in my second list may actually be top of the real one, ooooooooooo how exciting!, Second list on the way. No ones missed out because there's not actually many of you on here I don't like, in a persona kind of way. Only stopped because Question Times coming on
(This is all subject to status, limited availability, terms and conditions apply, applications for 'forum persona sex' to be vetted by 4 wise forum women of my choice).
The sex will be played out in a thread).
(ps it won't really, but hey we can imagine).
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soapy - right height for a knee trembler
saucy - cause i like things a bit hot
Black spice - I like an adventure into the unknown
ozzy - cause he can spin me right round baby right round
Pauly - he can give me some devonshire cream
Wishy - I like someone that swings to the right
Mushroom - always seems such a fungi(guy)
Bus wanker - we could snuggle up under the electric blanket in our bedsocks
Bobs knob - No cant think of any good reason why i would want to shag him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I put my entire hotlist on here?
There's a lot of names but then they don't qualify cos I only perved their profiles and they aren't forum users - most of them.
Jo's Baps of Fab makes her a prerequisite for some horny rumpy pumpy, if only to see them swaying above my face as she lowers one to my lips and... oops messy messy.. brb..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oooooooooooooooooooooooh what a cop out naming every woman lol.
I will have to think of some now
wasnt named 
(goes to hide in corner) "
*joins Mr and Mrs A in the corner*
This could be a lot of fun  |
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"oooooooooooooooooooooooh what a cop out naming every woman lol.
I will have to think of some now
wasnt named
(goes to hide in corner)
*joins Mr and Mrs A in the corner*
This could be a lot of fun "
Oh i say, budges over to make room |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"Why so little naming in the original thread!SOn no particular order and PURELY BASED on forum persona.....
Polo ... but only if she'd watch a Robert DeNiro film with me first and then 'As good as it gets' with Jack afterwards.
Sassy ... but only if we can share a couple bottles of red. Goliath stays in a box, very far away, I'd suggest Austrailia.
Laine ... but only if she'd meet me at Jacksons on Edinburghs golden mile for a meal first....oh and I'd want to see them actually pulling the horns off my Steak.
Iconic ... but only on a 'top end' photoshoot in public...and later broadcasted at Cannes.
Diamond ... but only if she'll wear genuine pearls.
Pearl Necklace ... but only if she'd wear some real diamonds.
Granny ... but only if I can see a picture of her in the sixthform and one of her shopping in Tesco last week uploaded on profile. (When I tell her she's aged well she'll know I mean it!
Be Nice ... but you'd have to be very naughty.
Jemima ... but Sir wouldn't be controlling proceedings (no offence).
Fmuma ... but I get to choose the colour of the knickers and we'll have to leave Soapy stranded at the train station!
Mrs Notts Couple ... but only in Sherwood Forest in a little green suit.
Testarossa ... but only in a Maserati.
Mercedes62 ... but... yes you've guessed it, only in a BMW.
Cute Sassy ... but you'd have to be dressed as the Wicked Witch of the West in The Wizard of Oz.
Auntie Dolly ... You'd have to be into Voodoo Dolls in a big way, I'd want to see pin marks and not from acupuncture!
Rugby ... Roleplay would be the order of the day, you'd have to have your Speaker of the House gear on and all the other party whips would have to be in attendance.
Moodycow ... you'd have to be Madcow more like, I mean right off the scale, so start eating some of that beef on the bone, raw!
Aphrodite ... No telling Zeus. I'd have to be your naughty little secret, and I'd be dressed up as lucifer. We'll have no Titans clashing on my account.
Evesham ... Shorten it to Eve and visualise garden of Eden. Im no Adam, the lazy get, you'll be too busy to be eating any bloody apples!
Honeypot ... Only if I can wear my Yogi Bear suit, always found the Honey Monster a little disturbing.
The list is by no means exhaustive in fact those who appear later in this thread in my second list may actually be top of the real one, ooooooooooo how exciting!, Second list on the way. No ones missed out because there's not actually many of you on here I don't like, in a persona kind of way. Only stopped because Question Times coming on
(This is all subject to status, limited availability, terms and conditions apply, applications for 'forum persona sex' to be vetted by 4 wise forum women of my choice).
The sex will be played out in a thread).
(ps it won't really, but hey we can imagine).
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K is mortally offended and is now considering closing our account  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oooooooooooooooooooooooh what a cop out naming every woman lol.
I will have to think of some now
wasnt named
(goes to hide in corner)
*joins Mr and Mrs A in the corner*
This could be a lot of fun "
Oh my this could be a fun corner to be in  |
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"oooooooooooooooooooooooh what a cop out naming every woman lol.
I will have to think of some now
wasnt named
(goes to hide in corner)
*joins Mr and Mrs A in the corner*
This could be a lot of fun
Oh my this could be a fun corner to be in "
this is definatley the fun corner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok having thought about this for ages Im taking the bull by the horns so here goes in no particular order ..... oh i cant i just cant Im far to shy hides under pillow |
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From my perspective this is a difficult one as not many guys on the forums have a distinctive persona (or personality) which stands out in a positive way…. most just blend into the background or stand out for the wrong reasons. On top of that there are all the one week wonders, which again makes remembering usernames difficult for me.
I have sat here for a good 20 minutes and just can’t think of more than half a dozen male forum names….. never mind which personas I find appealing.
wishy obviously has a distinctive persona and he wants me to boss him around
blackspice, because he’s my mindset twin.
Soxy… there’s certainly more to this guy than a stunning wardrobe.
Jack… but only if he does the Stone Cold Steve Austin voice.
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"Like a knife through me heart polo
My bedroom shrine to you will never feel quite the same xx "
Soapy, you're a nice guy and.... I did remember your username.
But we are talking online personas here... and yours is too much the nice guy for it to make me think about dropping my knicks and smearing lady slim on your face. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Like a knife through me heart polo
My bedroom shrine to you will never feel quite the same xx
Soapy, you're a nice guy and.... I did remember your username.
But we are talking online personas here... and yours is too much the nice guy for it to make me think about dropping my knicks and smearing
lady slim on your face."
Lol I know what ya mean but just remember the quiet nice ones are always the worst
Slime you say Mmmm xx  |
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"Ok having thought about this for ages Im taking the bull by the horns so here goes in no particular order ..... oh i cant i just cant Im far to shy hides under pillow
theres me thinking you where a cow not a chicken rolf 
Hi My name is Moody and I am a chicken oh I feel better for that glad to help
Do I get a prize now
The prize is .....wait for it ...... you can join us in the fun corner
Lots of shagable people in the fun corner
oh there certainly is "
can i sit in the corner too... all sad and unloved...
think we should invite diamonds young fitties and tomukuk and wolfie and jack to cheer us up... |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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Go on then I'll share a few
Funky - But as agreed only if he keeps those socks on
Game - Because she is lovely.
Tomuk - What a chest
Ahfabs - Can't help wanting to squeeze his bum
There are more but that's enough for now
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok having thought about this for ages Im taking the bull by the horns so here goes in no particular order ..... oh i cant i just cant Im far to shy hides under pillow
theres me thinking you where a cow not a chicken rolf
Hi My name is Moody and I am a chicken oh I feel better for that glad to help
Do I get a prize now
The prize is .....wait for it ...... you can join us in the fun corner
Lots of shagable people in the fun corner
oh there certainly is
can i sit in the corner too... all sad and unloved...
think we should invite diamonds young fitties and tomukuk and wolfie and jack to cheer us up... "
This corner is getting pretty busy Bus we need the nibbles now please |
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"Ok having thought about this for ages Im taking the bull by the horns so here goes in no particular order ..... oh i cant i just cant Im far to shy hides under pillow
theres me thinking you where a cow not a chicken rolf
Hi My name is Moody and I am a chicken oh I feel better for that glad to help
Do I get a prize now
The prize is .....wait for it ...... you can join us in the fun corner
Lots of shagable people in the fun corner
oh there certainly is
can i sit in the corner too... all sad and unloved...
think we should invite diamonds young fitties and tomukuk and wolfie and jack to cheer us up...
This corner is getting pretty busy Bus we need the nibbles now please "
don't worry about me honey, brought my nibbles with me... hee hee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok having thought about this for ages Im taking the bull by the horns so here goes in no particular order ..... oh i cant i just cant Im far to shy hides under pillow
theres me thinking you where a cow not a chicken rolf
Hi My name is Moody and I am a chicken oh I feel better for that glad to help
Do I get a prize now
The prize is .....wait for it ...... you can join us in the fun corner
Lots of shagable people in the fun corner
oh there certainly is
can i sit in the corner too... all sad and unloved...
think we should invite diamonds young fitties and tomukuk and wolfie and jack to cheer us up...
This corner is getting pretty busy Bus we need the nibbles now please
don't worry about me honey, brought my nibbles with me... hee hee "
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"Ok having thought about this for ages Im taking the bull by the horns so here goes in no particular order ..... oh i cant i just cant Im far to shy hides under pillow
theres me thinking you where a cow not a chicken rolf
Hi My name is Moody and I am a chicken oh I feel better for that glad to help
Do I get a prize now
The prize is .....wait for it ...... you can join us in the fun corner
Lots of shagable people in the fun corner
oh there certainly is
can i sit in the corner too... all sad and unloved...
think we should invite diamonds young fitties and tomukuk and wolfie and jack to cheer us up...
This corner is getting pretty busy Bus we need the nibbles now please
don't worry about me honey, brought my nibbles with me... hee hee
share please "
why do you think i brought a few?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oooooooooooooooooooooooh what a cop out naming every woman lol.
I will have to think of some now"
He's smoooooooth...that's why I would shag him: he wouldn't have to worry about Goliath either! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok having thought about this for ages Im taking the bull by the horns so here goes in no particular order ..... oh i cant i just cant Im far to shy hides under pillow
theres me thinking you where a cow not a chicken rolf
Hi My name is Moody and I am a chicken oh I feel better for that glad to help
Do I get a prize now
The prize is .....wait for it ...... you can join us in the fun corner
Lots of shagable people in the fun corner
oh there certainly is
can i sit in the corner too... all sad and unloved...
think we should invite diamonds young fitties and tomukuk and wolfie and jack to cheer us up...
This corner is getting pretty busy Bus we need the nibbles now please
don't worry about me honey, brought my nibbles with me... hee hee
share please
why do you think i brought a few?? "
I think we need a bigger corner who has the do-nuts yum yum |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
"Ok having thought about this for ages Im taking the bull by the horns so here goes in no particular order ..... oh i cant i just cant Im far to shy hides under pillow
theres me thinking you where a cow not a chicken rolf
Hi My name is Moody and I am a chicken oh I feel better for that glad to help
Do I get a prize now
The prize is .....wait for it ...... you can join us in the fun corner
Lots of shagable people in the fun corner
oh there certainly is
can i sit in the corner too... all sad and unloved...
think we should invite diamonds young fitties and tomukuk and wolfie and jack to cheer us up...
This corner is getting pretty busy Bus we need the nibbles now please
don't worry about me honey, brought my nibbles with me... hee hee
share please
why do you think i brought a few??
I think we need a bigger corner who has the do-nuts yum yum "
Dunno bout donuts, but I think I just fell off the bed! ffs... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok having thought about this for ages Im taking the bull by the horns so here goes in no particular order ..... oh i cant i just cant Im far to shy hides under pillow
theres me thinking you where a cow not a chicken rolf
Hi My name is Moody and I am a chicken oh I feel better for that glad to help
Do I get a prize now
The prize is .....wait for it ...... you can join us in the fun corner
Lots of shagable people in the fun corner
oh there certainly is
can i sit in the corner too... all sad and unloved...
think we should invite diamonds young fitties and tomukuk and wolfie and jack to cheer us up...
This corner is getting pretty busy Bus we need the nibbles now please
don't worry about me honey, brought my nibbles with me... hee hee
share please
why do you think i brought a few??
I think we need a bigger corner who has the do-nuts yum yum
Dunno bout donuts, but I think I just fell off the bed! ffs..."
Awww come here let me rub it better for you |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
"Ok having thought about this for ages Im taking the bull by the horns so here goes in no particular order ..... oh i cant i just cant Im far to shy hides under pillow
theres me thinking you where a cow not a chicken rolf
Hi My name is Moody and I am a chicken oh I feel better for that glad to help
Do I get a prize now
The prize is .....wait for it ...... you can join us in the fun corner
Lots of shagable people in the fun corner
oh there certainly is
can i sit in the corner too... all sad and unloved...
think we should invite diamonds young fitties and tomukuk and wolfie and jack to cheer us up...
This corner is getting pretty busy Bus we need the nibbles now please
don't worry about me honey, brought my nibbles with me... hee hee
share please
why do you think i brought a few??
I think we need a bigger corner who has the do-nuts yum yum
Dunno bout donuts, but I think I just fell off the bed! ffs...
Awww come here let me rub it better for you "
Be gentle, might bruise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't think of a funny cop out line, but not sure who's around these days.
Some research is needed..."
Oooh Sharpy, you're not around much so I forgot you. I like your post as you don't bull shit and I admire that...so yep, I'd shag ya! |
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