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over a year ago
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"How do you get rid of someone after youve had sex with them"
Id say. I hope you had a fab time but iv really got to go out shortly. so if you could get your self together that would be great.  |
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"I find the quickest way is to break them. I tore the ligaments in a meets chest once, had to help him dress and drive him home, so that was a swift exit on my terms  "
i dislocated someones wrist once. He made a quick exit  |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
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"I find the quickest way is to break them. I tore the ligaments in a meets chest once, had to help him dress and drive him home, so that was a swift exit on my terms i dislocated someones wrist once. He made a quick exit "
Oops!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fart
Hehe I was gonna say that. ..
Fart or take duvet off him works every time .
Put his head under duvet when you've farted.
Exactly "
Wouldn't get rid of me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fart
Hehe I was gonna say that. ..
Fart or take duvet off him works every time .
Put his head under duvet when you've farted.
Exactly
Wouldn't get rid of me. "
Would you take back pastie and cola |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fart
Hehe I was gonna say that. ..
Fart or take duvet off him works every time .
Put his head under duvet when you've farted.
Exactly
Wouldn't get rid of me.
Would you take back pastie and cola "
Yeh you'd get a bag of Haribo and a fruit shoot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fart
Hehe I was gonna say that. ..
Fart or take duvet off him works every time .
Put his head under duvet when you've farted.
Exactly
Wouldn't get rid of me.
Would you take back pastie and cola
Yeh you'd get a bag of Haribo and a fruit shoot. "
Fizzy ones |
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"Show them photos of your 17 kids . Telling them they’ll be home from school in the next half hour "
Ever had your meet’s kid come home from school for lunch? That’s an interesting moment in your life. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fart
Hehe I was gonna say that. ..
Fart or take duvet off him works every time .
Put his head under duvet when you've farted.
Exactly
Wouldn't get rid of me.
Would you take back pastie and cola
Yeh you'd get a bag of Haribo and a fruit shoot.
Fizzy ones "
No the sour ones. |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
Don't you remember when,
You lay beside me?
And you said you'd marry me,
And not deny me,
If I said I'd marry you,
It was only for to try you,
So bring your witness love,
And I'll not deny you |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"How do you get rid of someone after youve had sex with them"
Don't no.
I've not had sex with anyone.
But at a gess just arsk them to go and say you got stuff to do ?
Ps nice to see you back op. |
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