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Was Ernie ..................

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The fastest milkman? or do you know better?? xx

By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

was Pat the fastest Postman?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But only in the west

So who was fastest on the east?

By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

My mum said he was good for no more than 4 minutes.

She also said i've got his eyes. Which is kinda strange as he used to drive away most afternoons.

By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive turned clairvoyant, i knew exactly what this thread was going to say before i opened it

By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

are you bored perchance Titch??

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"are you bored perchance Titch??"

Aye oh great one xx

By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Ive turned clairvoyant, i knew exactly what this thread was going to say before i opened it

i thought it would say....wise!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The fastest milkman? or do you know better?? xx

Oi!! Youre good... But now ya just milkin it...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, not since Two Ton Ted from Teddington shot him (;-)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha any song which includes the reference to milk, cum and chest in the same line deserves credit!