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For Sale...Ballscratcher

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

For sale: The now-you-see-it-now-you-dont ball scratcher. Made in Australia where they can make anything swing. Fits conveniently down front of trousers for those awakward on camera moments when you thought no one was watching. Previous owner unexpectedly retiring early.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do they do a fanny version too? Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Sadly not. It's just to make your balls swing more.

Never ever trust a player whose balls swing more than they ought to....

On an entirely different subject.... I do have a stubbly chin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The big question is.... how many times has it been used?

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Sussex

If I get found out for using it and it turns out that my boss knew that I've used it, will we both have to resign?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I doubt you’ll both have to resign, but the prime minister might have something to say about it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I think there will be a lot of people rewatching the entire ashes series..... from a forensic point of view

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Butt scratched, butt scratchers (family guy) style x

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