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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Possibly but dependent on several factors.
Is one of them the Krypton Factor?
No, it involves warm lime jelly  "
If it's warm won't it be melted lime jelly? You and your sploshing.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"There's a comment on the first (male) version of this thread title that if a woman posts it will fill with affirmatives.
So, would you fuck me?
Yes I would"
Thank you. That's very kind.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Based on the second part of your profile: Maybe.
Based on the photos: It’s almost impossible to tell.
Based on the first part of your profile: Nope."
That sounds like a complicated no.  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"That sounds like a complicated no.
It’s not that complicated, but it is a no. Even if you deleted the first part of your profile, I’d still know that you’re one of /them/."
Please do explain, what is "one of them"? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a comment on the first (male) version of this thread title that if a woman posts it will fill with affirmatives.
So, would you fuck me?
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covered in whipped cream tied to the bed yes i would i like your profile too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No, but I imagine we’d enjoy a good chinwag
I think we would.
It didn't take long for me to get confirmation of my theory.  "
Had a feeling that might be your theory. But currently I wouldn’t fuck anyone else either  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"There's a comment on the first (male) version of this thread title that if a woman posts it will fill with affirmatives.
So, would you fuck me?
covered in whipped cream tied to the bed yes i would i like your profile too "
Who's supplying the cream? Am I expected to whip it? Not on my sheets!
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"No, but I imagine we’d enjoy a good chinwag
I think we would.
It didn't take long for me to get confirmation of my theory.
Had a feeling that might be your theory. But currently I wouldn’t fuck anyone else either "
Not you specifically. I think you can work it out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No, but I imagine we’d enjoy a good chinwag
I think we would.
It didn't take long for me to get confirmation of my theory.
Had a feeling that might be your theory. But currently I wouldn’t fuck anyone else either
Not you specifically. I think you can work it out. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a comment on the first (male) version of this thread title that if a woman posts it will fill with affirmatives.
So, would you fuck me?
covered in whipped cream tied to the bed yes i would i like your profile too
Who's supplying the cream? Am I expected to whip it? Not on my sheets!
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I will bring the cream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes I may would, depending much on how your boobs bounce when you giggle.
They bounce a lot doing most things. Is too much bounce a no-no?
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Prove it and I'll enrol !
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Yes I may would, depending much on how your boobs bounce when you giggle.
They bounce a lot doing most things. Is too much bounce a no-no?
Prove it and I'll enrol !
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It's difficult to prove 'bounce' in writing.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"May I add that there's alot of women that wouldn't fuck me so don't worry about it
I promise you, I'm not worried. Thanks for the input.
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I didn't think you was, it's a figure of speech |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"May I add that there's alot of women that wouldn't fuck me so don't worry about it
I promise you, I'm not worried. Thanks for the input.
I didn't think you was, it's a figure of speech"
I know.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes I may would, depending much on how your boobs bounce when you giggle.
They bounce a lot doing most things. Is too much bounce a no-no?
Prove it and I'll enrol !
It's difficult to prove 'bounce' in writing.
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You have Snapchat?
Joking! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Yes I may would, depending much on how your boobs bounce when you giggle.
They bounce a lot doing most things. Is too much bounce a no-no?
Prove it and I'll enrol !
It's difficult to prove 'bounce' in writing.
You have Snapchat?
Joking!"
I didn't know the meaning of 'shizzle'. Do you think I have Snapchat? |
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
Between Scylla and Charybdis |
You have very kissable lips, great teeth, such obviously fabulous tits and shapely legs but I wonder do you have that all important glint in your eyes? I suspect you do... |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You have very kissable lips, great teeth, such obviously fabulous tits and shapely legs but I wonder do you have that all important glint in your eyes? I suspect you do..."
Thanks for complimenting my teeth; I like my teeth.
I definitely have eyes and one has more of a glint than the other.
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"Yes I may would, depending much on how your boobs bounce when you giggle.
They bounce a lot doing most things. Is too much bounce a no-no?
Prove it and I'll enrol !
It's difficult to prove 'bounce' in writing.
You have Snapchat?
Joking!
I didn't know the meaning of 'shizzle'. Do you think I have Snapchat? "
If I said no, then I'd be judging you by what I see, you might ride a Harley and punch chavs in the face at weekends just for fun for all I know, I try not to judge  |
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"There's a comment on the first (male) version of this thread title that if a woman posts it will fill with affirmatives.
So, would you fuck me?
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By the time you get here, the moment will have passed, sorry |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"There's a comment on the first (male) version of this thread title that if a woman posts it will fill with affirmatives.
So, would you fuck me?
By the time you get here, the moment will have passed, sorry "
It really will have. I'm not heading to Cumbria until late June.
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
Between Scylla and Charybdis |
"You have very kissable lips, great teeth, such obviously fabulous tits and shapely legs but I wonder do you have that all important glint in your eyes? I suspect you do...
Thanks for complimenting my teeth; I like my teeth.
I definitely have eyes and one has more of a glint than the other.
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You have both eyes?! Then it has to be a yes from me |
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"There's a comment on the first (male) version of this thread title that if a woman posts it will fill with affirmatives.
So, would you fuck me?
By the time you get here, the moment will have passed, sorry
It really will have. I'm not heading to Cumbria until late June.
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If you’re hoping to visit on a day without rain, it’s always 13/14/15 August, but don’t tell everyone |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"There's a comment on the first (male) version of this thread title that if a woman posts it will fill with affirmatives.
So, would you fuck me?
By the time you get here, the moment will have passed, sorry
It really will have. I'm not heading to Cumbria until late June.
If you’re hoping to visit on a day without rain, it’s always 13/14/15 August, but don’t tell everyone "
Was that year when it was hot AND sunny on 29th July a fluke?  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You have very kissable lips, great teeth, such obviously fabulous tits and shapely legs but I wonder do you have that all important glint in your eyes? I suspect you do...
Thanks for complimenting my teeth; I like my teeth.
I definitely have eyes and one has more of a glint than the other.
You have both eyes?! Then it has to be a yes from me "
Your torso face eyes keep following me around the room.
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"There's a comment on the first (male) version of this thread title that if a woman posts it will fill with affirmatives.
So, would you fuck me?
By the time you get here, the moment will have passed, sorry
It really will have. I'm not heading to Cumbria until late June.
If you’re hoping to visit on a day without rain, it’s always 13/14/15 August, but don’t tell everyone
Was that year when it was hot AND sunny on 29th July a fluke? "
Nope; wishful thinking on your part |
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
Between Scylla and Charybdis |
"You have very kissable lips, great teeth, such obviously fabulous tits and shapely legs but I wonder do you have that all important glint in your eyes? I suspect you do...
Thanks for complimenting my teeth; I like my teeth.
I definitely have eyes and one has more of a glint than the other.
You have both eyes?! Then it has to be a yes from me
Your torso face eyes keep following me around the room.
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Par for the course I'm afraid. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Can't see ur profile but I'm curious a to what ur theory is"
I've just re-hidden it. This was but a social experiment to see the sorts of responses I would get given the assertion that all you need is a vag and boobs to get a yes.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a comment on the first (male) version of this thread title that if a woman posts it will fill with affirmatives.
So, would you fuck me?
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Profile hidden so can't see what you look like |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can't see ur profile but I'm curious a to what ur theory is
I've just re-hidden it. This was but a social experiment to see the sorts of responses I would get given the assertion that all you need is a vag and boobs to get a yes.
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And what is your conclusion? May we know? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Can't see ur profile but I'm curious a to what ur theory is
I've just re-hidden it. This was but a social experiment to see the sorts of responses I would get given the assertion that all you need is a vag and boobs to get a yes.
And what is your conclusion? May we know?"
The evidence is on the thread. My conclusion is that certain types of profiles and forum personas will get lots of yes responses... and I'm not one of those.
I didn't expect anything else but I am grateful to those who kindly said yes, those who took the time to banter and to all for posting. It's kept me amused.
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"Can't see ur profile but I'm curious a to what ur theory is
I've just re-hidden it. This was but a social experiment to see the sorts of responses I would get given the assertion that all you need is a vag and boobs to get a yes.
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not necessarily. I look for a fun profile and obviously pics. If u left ur profile open I'm sure u will c. Xx |
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
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"I"ve just re-hidden it. This was but a social experiment to see the sorts of responses I would get given the assertion that all you need is a vag and boobs to get a yes.
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Reading through the thread it's clear your assertion was wrong. |
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"Can't see ur profile but I'm curious a to what ur theory is
I've just re-hidden it. This was but a social experiment to see the sorts of responses I would get given the assertion that all you need is a vag and boobs to get a yes.
And what is your conclusion? May we know?
The evidence is on the thread. My conclusion is that certain types of profiles and forum personas will get lots of yes responses... and I'm not one of those.
I didn't expect anything else but I am grateful to those who kindly said yes, those who took the time to banter and to all for posting. It's kept me amused.
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I too are not a persona that attracts alot of attention, and the ones that do look never say anything, but I haven't by my own admission made an effort cause am just too relaxed and can't really be arsed, it is what it is, interesting experiment though cause I thought most men would of said yes, to spare you're feelings if nothing else |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I"ve just re-hidden it. This was but a social experiment to see the sorts of responses I would get given the assertion that all you need is a vag and boobs to get a yes.
Reading through the thread it's clear your assertion was wrong."
It wasn't my assertion. I saw it on the original thread and thought I'd test it.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Why hide your profile ?"
It's hidden because I am not able to meet at the moment, except when I am travelling for work. Then I look for prospective meets in that area... and get turned down. |
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"I"ve just re-hidden it. This was but a social experiment to see the sorts of responses I would get given the assertion that all you need is a vag and boobs to get a yes.
Reading through the thread it's clear your assertion was wrong.
It wasn't my assertion. I saw it on the original thread and thought I'd test it.
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what was the original thread xx |
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"Why hide your profile ?
It's hidden because I am not able to meet at the moment, except when I am travelling for work. Then I look for prospective meets in that area... and get turned down. "
u get out if u put in my love... effort x |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Can't see ur profile but I'm curious a to what ur theory is
I've just re-hidden it. This was but a social experiment to see the sorts of responses I would get given the assertion that all you need is a vag and boobs to get a yes.
And what is your conclusion? May we know?
The evidence is on the thread. My conclusion is that certain types of profiles and forum personas will get lots of yes responses... and I'm not one of those.
I didn't expect anything else but I am grateful to those who kindly said yes, those who took the time to banter and to all for posting. It's kept me amused.
I too are not a persona that attracts alot of attention, and the ones that do look never say anything, but I haven't by my own admission made an effort cause am just too relaxed and can't really be arsed, it is what it is, interesting experiment though cause I thought most men would of said yes, to spare you're feelings if nothing else "
I think this is part of the myth. Some women get 100s of messages a day and would get a thread full of people genuinely saying yes. Some might even get sympathy yes votes but not *all* women.
Just as men don't like being homogenised and considered to all be the same it's not fair to lump all women together.
I'm not so delicate that I need a sympathy vote to spare my feelings but I suppose that sometimes everyone does.
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"I'd ask my long term partner to fuck you. He's lovely .valarie ur pics r lovely. Them bloody slippers tho haha xx
Oi! What's wrong with my slippers??  hahaaaaa u r ace... why tho? ??"
Because they are fluffy Christmas slippers...duh! |
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"There's a comment on the first (male) version of this thread title that if a woman posts it will fill with affirmatives.
So, would you fuck me?
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actually, I think it only fair , seeing as I let you fuck me earlier in the post, that I should reciprocate, so yes, I would |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"U can't sit and wait.. We are all here for the same reason so get urself out there. I feel sad u feel like that xx"
Feel like what? Please don't feel sad for me. This site has provided me with friends who have bestowed much wonderful sex on me.
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"Can't see ur profile but I'm curious a to what ur theory is
I've just re-hidden it. This was but a social experiment to see the sorts of responses I would get given the assertion that all you need is a vag and boobs to get a yes.
And what is your conclusion? May we know?
The evidence is on the thread. My conclusion is that certain types of profiles and forum personas will get lots of yes responses... and I'm not one of those.
I didn't expect anything else but I am grateful to those who kindly said yes, those who took the time to banter and to all for posting. It's kept me amused.
I too are not a persona that attracts alot of attention, and the ones that do look never say anything, but I haven't by my own admission made an effort cause am just too relaxed and can't really be arsed, it is what it is, interesting experiment though cause I thought most men would of said yes, to spare you're feelings if nothing else
I think this is part of the myth. Some women get 100s of messages a day and would get a thread full of people genuinely saying yes. Some might even get sympathy yes votes but not *all* women.
Just as men don't like being homogenised and considered to all be the same it's not fair to lump all women together.
I'm not so delicate that I need a sympathy vote to spare my feelings but I suppose that sometimes everyone does.
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I would say very few people from the forums would want to have sex with me, and vice versa. You are not alone. |
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"U can't sit and wait.. We are all here for the same reason so get urself out there. I feel sad u feel like that xx
Feel like what? Please don't feel sad for me. This site has provided me with friends who have bestowed much wonderful sex on me.
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well I'm happy now |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I"ve just re-hidden it. This was but a social experiment to see the sorts of responses I would get given the assertion that all you need is a vag and boobs to get a yes.
Reading through the thread it's clear your assertion was wrong.
It wasn't my assertion. I saw it on the original thread and thought I'd test it.
what was the original thread xx"
Would you fuck me. No question mark so I left one off this thread title too.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"There's a comment on the first (male) version of this thread title that if a woman posts it will fill with affirmatives.
So, would you fuck me?
actually, I think it only fair , seeing as I let you fuck me earlier in the post, that I should reciprocate, so yes, I would"
I'm all in favour of reciprocity. |
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"I'd ask my long term partner to fuck you. He's lovely .
Only if you watch to make sure I don't break him.
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I would gladly watch. He keeps telling me he's going to set up a date for him and another of his friend with me, but our free times don't coincide. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"The question is: would we be a first choice from the women of the forums?
I doubt very much I would be. "
I think you'd be higher up the list than I would. The little teasers about your regular partner will get some interested and excited.
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"I'd ask my long term partner to fuck you. He's lovely .valarie ur pics r lovely. Them bloody slippers tho haha xx
Oi! What's wrong with my slippers?? hahaaaaa u r ace... why tho? ??
Because they are fluffy Christmas slippers...duh!"
well get a bunny outfit it's nearly easter xx |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Well we can't catch a bloody cold but been told god loves a trier so I'm gonna keep fishing hahaa"
You don't want the cold that has been doing the rounds. It hangs around for far too long.
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"The question is: would we be a first choice from the women of the forums?
I doubt very much I would be.
I think you'd be higher up the list than I would. The little teasers about your regular partner will get some interested and excited.
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He would pull in hot women, no problem. It's me pulling the men I'd struggle with on the forums. |
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"There's a comment on the first (male) version of this thread title that if a woman posts it will fill with affirmatives.
So, would you fuck me?
actually, I think it only fair , seeing as I let you fuck me earlier in the post, that I should reciprocate, so yes, I would
I'm all in favour of reciprocity. "
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"I'd ask my long term partner to fuck you. He's lovely .valarie ur pics r lovely. Them bloody slippers tho haha xx
Oi! What's wrong with my slippers?? hahaaaaa u r ace... why tho? ??
Because they are fluffy Christmas slippers...duh!well get a bunny outfit it's nearly easter xx"
That would be a onesie, and they scare me, so no. No onesies. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"The question is: would we be a first choice from the women of the forums?
I doubt very much I would be.
I think you'd be higher up the list than I would. The little teasers about your regular partner will get some interested and excited.
He would pull in hot women, no problem. It's me pulling the men I'd struggle with on the forums. "
My experience has been that I get more interest from men when I have a man around. It seems to trigger some sort of competitive urge or something.
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"The question is: would we be a first choice from the women of the forums?
I doubt very much I would be.
I think you'd be higher up the list than I would. The little teasers about your regular partner will get some interested and excited.
He would pull in hot women, no problem. It's me pulling the men I'd struggle with on the forums.
My experience has been that I get more interest from men when I have a man around. It seems to trigger some sort of competitive urge or something.
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Really? I don't tell men who message me about him unless I meet them regularly and they ask or want exclusive sex with me.
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"Well we can't catch a bloody cold but been told god loves a trier so I'm gonna keep fishing hahaa
You don't want the cold that has been doing the rounds. It hangs around for far too long.
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had it. Jesus it put me out for 11 days |
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"I'd ask my long term partner to fuck you. He's lovely .valarie ur pics r lovely. Them bloody slippers tho haha xx
Oi! What's wrong with my slippers?? hahaaaaa u r ace... why tho? ??
Because they are fluffy Christmas slippers...duh!well get a bunny outfit it's nearly easter xx
That would be a onesie, and they scare me, so no. No onesies. "
ruined my sexy thoughts.. pfft |
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"I'd ask my long term partner to fuck you. He's lovely .valarie ur pics r lovely. Them bloody slippers tho haha xx
Oi! What's wrong with my slippers?? hahaaaaa u r ace... why tho? ??
Because they are fluffy Christmas slippers...duh!well get a bunny outfit it's nearly easter xx
That would be a onesie, and they scare me, so no. No onesies. ruined my sexy thoughts.. pfft"
Me in a onesie, think Teletubbie. |
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