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Go to morrison, buy a watermelon and two lemons.
Go back home with lovely plastic morrison bag containing the said watermelon and the two lemons aforementioned.
Once home, gently open the plastic bag and remove with care the articles mentioned above.
Grab a lovely knife and start to make a hole inside the watermelon previously stated.
Think about Celine Dion singing will get your cock erect then slide your cock inside the aforesaid watermelon and start to fuck it as if your life depended on it.
Once you've done it. Put the aforestated lemons in the fridge and go to Tesco with that dirty feeling ! |
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"Go to morrison, buy a watermelon and two lemons.
Go back home with lovely plastic morrison bag containing the said watermelon and the two lemons aforementioned.
Once home, gently open the plastic bag and remove with care the articles mentioned above.
Grab a lovely knife and start to make a hole inside the watermelon previously stated.
Think about Celine Dion singing will get your cock erect then slide your cock inside the aforesaid watermelon and start to fuck it as if your life depended on it.
Once you've done it. Put the aforestated lemons in the fridge and go to Tesco with that dirty feeling ! "
You need to get out more! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Go to morrison, buy a watermelon and two lemons.
Go back home with lovely plastic morrison bag containing the said watermelon and the two lemons aforementioned.
Once home, gently open the plastic bag and remove with care the articles mentioned above.
Grab a lovely knife and start to make a hole inside the watermelon previously stated.
Think about Celine Dion singing will get your cock erect then slide your cock inside the aforesaid watermelon and start to fuck it as if your life depended on it.
Once you've done it. Put the aforestated lemons in the fridge and go to Tesco with that dirty feeling !
You need to get out more! "
I have actually written this when I was outside |
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"Go to morrison, buy a watermelon and two lemons.
Go back home with lovely plastic morrison bag containing the said watermelon and the two lemons aforementioned.
Once home, gently open the plastic bag and remove with care the articles mentioned above.
Grab a lovely knife and start to make a hole inside the watermelon previously stated.
Think about Celine Dion singing will get your cock erect then slide your cock inside the aforesaid watermelon and start to fuck it as if your life depended on it.
Once you've done it. Put the aforestated lemons in the fridge and go to Tesco with that dirty feeling !
You need to get out more!
I have actually written this when I was outside "
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"Go to morrison, buy a watermelon and two lemons.
Go back home with lovely plastic morrison bag containing the said watermelon and the two lemons aforementioned.
Once home, gently open the plastic bag and remove with care the articles mentioned above.
Grab a lovely knife and start to make a hole inside the watermelon previously stated.
Think about Celine Dion singing will get your cock erect then slide your cock inside the aforesaid watermelon and start to fuck it as if your life depended on it.
Once you've done it. Put the aforestated lemons in the fridge and go to Tesco with that dirty feeling ! "
Dirrrrrty Bastard, atleast wipe your cock on the curtains afterwards. |
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"Go to morrison, buy a watermelon and two lemons.
Go back home with lovely plastic morrison bag containing the said watermelon and the two lemons aforementioned.
Once home, gently open the plastic bag and remove with care the articles mentioned above.
Grab a lovely knife and start to make a hole inside the watermelon previously stated.
Think about Celine Dion singing will get your cock erect then slide your cock inside the aforesaid watermelon and start to fuck it as if your life depended on it.
Once you've done it. Put the aforestated lemons in the fridge and go to Tesco with that dirty feeling !
Dirrrrrty Bastard, atleast wipe your cock on the curtains afterwards."
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"Go to morrison, buy a watermelon and two lemons.
Go back home with lovely plastic morrison bag containing the said watermelon and the two lemons aforementioned.
Once home, gently open the plastic bag and remove with care the articles mentioned above.
Grab a lovely knife and start to make a hole inside the watermelon previously stated.
Think about Celine Dion singing will get your cock erect then slide your cock inside the aforesaid watermelon and start to fuck it as if your life depended on it.
Once you've done it. Put the aforestated lemons in the fridge and go to Tesco with that dirty feeling !
You need to get out more!
I have actually written this when I was outside "
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"Go to morrison, buy a watermelon and two lemons.
Go back home with lovely plastic morrison bag containing the said watermelon and the two lemons aforementioned.
Once home, gently open the plastic bag and remove with care the articles mentioned above.
Grab a lovely knife and start to make a hole inside the watermelon previously stated.
Think about Celine Dion singing will get your cock erect then slide your cock inside the aforesaid watermelon and start to fuck it as if your life depended on it.
Once you've done it. Put the aforestated lemons in the fridge and go to Tesco with that dirty feeling ! "
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"Go to morrison, buy a watermelon and two lemons.
Go back home with lovely plastic morrison bag containing the said watermelon and the two lemons aforementioned.
Once home, gently open the plastic bag and remove with care the articles mentioned above.
Grab a lovely knife and start to make a hole inside the watermelon previously stated.
Think about Celine Dion singing will get your cock erect then slide your cock inside the aforesaid watermelon and start to fuck it as if your life depended on it.
Once you've done it. Put the aforestated lemons in the fridge and go to Tesco with that dirty feeling !
You need to get out more!
I have actually written this when I was outside "
Outside Tesco's... ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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"Go to morrison, buy a watermelon and two lemons.
Go back home with lovely plastic morrison bag containing the said watermelon and the two lemons aforementioned.
Once home, gently open the plastic bag and remove with care the articles mentioned above.
Grab a lovely knife and start to make a hole inside the watermelon previously stated.
Think about Celine Dion singing will get your cock erect then slide your cock inside the aforesaid watermelon and start to fuck it as if your life depended on it.
Once you've done it. Put the aforestated lemons in the fridge and go to Tesco with that dirty feeling !
You need to get out more!
I have actually written this when I was outside
Outside Tesco's... "
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