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over a year ago
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The funniest demand I’ve seen on Fab, was if you’re called Gary or Trevor don’t bother messaging, she couldn’t fancy anyone with those names! Another said a minimum of 10 inches,( good luck with that), I came up just short, damn! Anyone else seen some good ones? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men aren't better,
I know a guy who know a guy who has a cousin who is on here and he only sleeps with women who drive a blue ford or a red kia ceed.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I keep seeing I’ll only meet with BBC people will do anything to get on tv but why not ITV or channel 4?
(Obvious tongue in cheek before someone thinks I’m a total idiot)
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over a year ago
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"Some men's ranty status updates, are more entertaining  "
I saw a female one yesterday I’ve been reading her statuses for a while now thinking there’ll be drama here
Yesterday her status was
“Well after letting 13 of you cum in me... I’m now pregnant... oops”
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some men's ranty status updates, are more entertaining
I saw a female one yesterday I’ve been reading her statuses for a while now thinking there’ll be drama here
Yesterday her status was
“Well after letting 13 of you cum in me... I’m now pregnant... oops”
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some men's ranty status updates, are more entertaining
I saw a female one yesterday I’ve been reading her statuses for a while now thinking there’ll be drama here
Yesterday her status was
“Well after letting 13 of you cum in me... I’m now pregnant... oops”
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Previous statuses include
“hope hubby doesn’t realise how stretched my pussy is”
And
“Yep he definitely knows”
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some men's ranty status updates, are more entertaining
I saw a female one yesterday I’ve been reading her statuses for a while now thinking there’ll be drama here
Yesterday her status was
“Well after letting 13 of you cum in me... I’m now pregnant... oops”
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Previous statuses include
“hope hubby doesn’t realise how stretched my pussy is”
And
“Yep he definitely knows”
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Well if the kid is black and both are white, I guess he will have a bit of suspicious... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had demands for practically 7 years on here. Must be 6ft plus, penis minimum 7 inches in length with decent girth, dark hair, extreme facial attractiveness, strong jawline and bushy eyebrows. Didn't meet have sex with many, 6 in total and the ones who met that strict criteria were mostly dickheads. |
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over a year ago
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Ha ha I read 1 who just slagged every man she has spoken too and kept saying look above. She didn’t even say what she wanted man / woman / llamba I asked and got blocked charming |
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"Some men's ranty status updates, are more entertaining
I saw a female one yesterday I’ve been reading her statuses for a while now thinking there’ll be drama here
Yesterday her status was
“Well after letting 13 of you cum in me... I’m now pregnant... oops”
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Previous statuses include
“hope hubby doesn’t realise how stretched my pussy is”
And
“Yep he definitely knows”
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Well if the kid is black and both are white, I guess he will have a bit of suspicious..."
Lol I’ve been telling Geeky for weeks something is going to go wrong with this woman but it was like watching something you know will be bad but can’t take your eyes off it! Lol
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"Some men's ranty status updates, are more entertaining
I saw a female one yesterday I’ve been reading her statuses for a while now thinking there’ll be drama here
Yesterday her status was
“Well after letting 13 of you cum in me... I’m now pregnant... oops”
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Previous statuses include
“hope hubby doesn’t realise how stretched my pussy is”
And
“Yep he definitely knows”
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Well if the kid is black and both are white, I guess he will have a bit of suspicious..."
This isn’t the one that kept writing status’ about her dad is it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some men's ranty status updates, are more entertaining
I saw a female one yesterday I’ve been reading her statuses for a while now thinking there’ll be drama here
Yesterday her status was
“Well after letting 13 of you cum in me... I’m now pregnant... oops”
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Previous statuses include
“hope hubby doesn’t realise how stretched my pussy is”
And
“Yep he definitely knows”
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Well if the kid is black and both are white, I guess he will have a bit of suspicion...
This isn’t the one that kept writing status’ about her dad is it?"
Pm me the username and I’ll let you know lol
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"Some men's ranty status updates, are more entertaining
I saw a female one yesterday I’ve been reading her statuses for a while now thinking there’ll be drama here
Yesterday her status was
“Well after letting 13 of you cum in me... I’m now pregnant... oops”
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Previous statuses include
“hope hubby doesn’t realise how stretched my pussy is”
And
“Yep he definitely knows”
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Some men's ranty status updates, are more entertaining
I saw a female one yesterday I’ve been reading her statuses for a while now thinking there’ll be drama here
Yesterday her status was
“Well after letting 13 of you cum in me... I’m now pregnant... oops”
Mmmmm, wonder who that is!
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Previous statuses include
“hope hubby doesn’t realise how stretched my pussy is”
And
“Yep he definitely knows”
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Well if the kid is black and both are white, I guess he will have a bit of suspicious...
Lol I’ve been telling Geeky for weeks something is going to go wrong with this woman but it was like watching something you know will be bad but can’t take your eyes off it! Lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some men's ranty status updates, are more entertaining
I saw a female one yesterday I’ve been reading her statuses for a while now thinking there’ll be drama here
Yesterday her status was
“Well after letting 13 of you cum in me... I’m now pregnant... oops”
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Pure class, - I'd like to take her fishing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had demands for practically 7 years on here. Must be 6ft plus, penis minimum 7 inches in length with decent girth, dark hair, extreme facial attractiveness, strong jawline and bushy eyebrows. Didn't meet have sex with many, 6 in total and the ones who met that strict criteria were mostly dickheads. "
You're the high empress of penis so you're allowed to be picky |
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"I had demands for practically 7 years on here. Must be 6ft plus, penis minimum 7 inches in length with decent girth, dark hair, extreme facial attractiveness, strong jawline and bushy eyebrows. Didn't meet have sex with many, 6 in total and the ones who met that strict criteria were mostly dickheads. "
Thems the breaks, can’t have all that and be a decent bloke as well! |
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