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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

For me it's the kids medicine.

Car keys.

My bank card.

Well you get the idea

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By *ickawitchCouple  over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

One shoe!....out of the hund_ed pairs I want one pair and can only ever find one - hopping around fuming

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull

My brain a lot of the time

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman  over a year ago
Forum Mod

My Own Little World

A working pen.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

a women

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman  over a year ago

Here and There

My sanity

My willpower to not eat the second helping of whatever.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My phone in my handbag-especially if it's ringing

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury

Savlon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Enthusiasm for work today.

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By *irestorm 500Couple  over a year ago

coventry

Glasses x storm x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always pens. And socks.

And most recently forks. I swear my daughter eats them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A working pen. Have a pot full but they never work properly x

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By *uxom _edCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

My libido

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By *ll 4 herCouple  over a year ago

Bury/Bolton

A meet

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By *ickawitchCouple  over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"My phone in my handbag-especially if it's ringing "

I keep mine in my bra and I still struggle to find it when I am in a hurry

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Radiator blender keys. I must have bought 1000s of the blasted things. Oh and chuck keys thank God somebody invented keyless chucks....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

my glasses

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"One shoe!....out of the hund_ed pairs I want one pair and can only ever find one - hopping around fuming "

Oh same at this

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By *essiCouple  over a year ago

suffolk

A poo bin when walking the dogs...

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

Fuck knows, I always forget what I'm looking for.

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By *ickawitchCouple  over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Radiator blender keys. I must have bought 1000s of the blasted things. Oh and chuck keys thank God somebody invented keyless chucks...."

Bladey you are such a man

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Tea spoons disappear in my house.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The teeny screwdriver that came out of a Christmas cracker. Ideal for mending glasses and opening battery casings.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tea spoons disappear in my house."

In the bin with the yoghurt pots.

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman  over a year ago

Here and There


"Fuck knows, I always forget what I'm looking for. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fuck knows, I always forget what I'm looking for.

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This gave me a good giggle. Always happens to me. I drive all the way into town. When I get there I forget what for. Go home and then remember what it was that I needed

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By *ickawitchCouple  over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Tights without holes in

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By *verReadyGirthMan  over a year ago

city centre

A meet

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London

Motivation

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The little poky thing to get your card in and out of your phone.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One shoe!....out of the hund_ed pairs I want one pair and can only ever find one - hopping around fuming "

For me it's my glasses and pencils. I buy large packs of pencils but can never find one when marking or setting out.

On the subject of shoes... there are random shoes (and it's always just one) at the sides of the roads all over the country. Are they anything to do with you? Even if they're not, would you like them forwarded to you? You may be able to make a pair

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The scissors to open my carton of milk for my coffee

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By *ickawitchCouple  over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"One shoe!....out of the hund_ed pairs I want one pair and can only ever find one - hopping around fuming

For me it's my glasses and pencils. I buy large packs of pencils but can never find one when marking or setting out.

On the subject of shoes... there are random shoes (and it's always just one) at the sides of the roads all over the country. Are they anything to do with you? Even if they're not, would you like them forwarded to you? You may be able to make a pair "

*ponders if all my shoes could be running away from home* are they pretty shoes?

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"The little poky thing to get your card in and out of your phone."

That cunt can fuck right off. My SD card needs reformatting and has done for months now. Needless to say, I have no clue where mine is.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The matching stocking

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

sheffield

A cat suit that actually fits

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The car you need to deliver to a garage in GTA, until you finally find it and the fuckers start appearing left and right!

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By *ickawitchCouple  over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"The little poky thing to get your card in and out of your phone.

That cunt can fuck right off. My SD card needs reformatting and has done for months now. Needless to say, I have no clue where mine is."

Paper clips do this perfectly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The little poky thing to get your card in and out of your phone.

That cunt can fuck right off. My SD card needs reformatting and has done for months now. Needless to say, I have no clue where mine is."

its too small for a fork prong too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The little poky thing to get your card in and out of your phone.

That cunt can fuck right off. My SD card needs reformatting and has done for months now. Needless to say, I have no clue where mine is.

Paper clips do this perfectly "

Ooh yes i bet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tea towels, there are usually lots of them in the washing basket. Think every time the kids want one they use a clean one x

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"The little poky thing to get your card in and out of your phone.

That cunt can fuck right off. My SD card needs reformatting and has done for months now. Needless to say, I have no clue where mine is.

Paper clips do this perfectly

Ooh yes i bet "

I can't find paperclips either

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By *ickawitchCouple  over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"The little poky thing to get your card in and out of your phone.

That cunt can fuck right off. My SD card needs reformatting and has done for months now. Needless to say, I have no clue where mine is.

Paper clips do this perfectly

Ooh yes i bet

I can't find paperclips either "

Oooops you’re stuffed then.....sorry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The er er er er er er er words!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Socks always go missing here. Id swear my kids are eating them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tights without holes in "

Oh god yes!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One shoe!....out of the hund_ed pairs I want one pair and can only ever find one - hopping around fuming

For me it's my glasses and pencils. I buy large packs of pencils but can never find one when marking or setting out.

On the subject of shoes... there are random shoes (and it's always just one) at the sides of the roads all over the country. Are they anything to do with you? Even if they're not, would you like them forwarded to you? You may be able to make a pair

*ponders if all my shoes could be running away from home* are they pretty shoes? "

I'll post them to you, you can decide your self

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Phone/tablet charger cables....like gold dust in my household.

Pens that work

Glasses

Wand that's fully charged

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My sanity.

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By *erfectman122Man  over a year ago

from somewhere nice

My tie

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By *tonMessCouple  over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Teaspoons, nail clippers, scissors, the matching pillowcases for duvet covers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Time

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My tie "

That's probably because your leaving them behind you when you the up the ladies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That wee Allen key

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That wee Allen key "

Gulp. My voice after looking at your pics

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

A girlfriend/partner.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That wee Allen key

Gulp. My voice after looking at your pics "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My dignity

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That wee Allen key "

I'm the only one who does DIY in my house so they don't get lost.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That wee Allen key

Gulp. My voice after looking at your pics

"

They are pretty hot and I couldn't resist

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By *edMan  over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"The matching stocking "

Used to have a customer would wear stockings of totally different colours. Black and yellow once.

I thought she was being trendy but maybe not??

She was an Aussie though..

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By *edMan  over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"The little poky thing to get your card in and out of your phone.

That cunt can fuck right off. My SD card needs reformatting and has done for months now. Needless to say, I have no clue where mine is.

Paper clips do this perfectly

Ooh yes i bet "

Now if only I could remember where I put the paperclips

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By *eeBee67Man  over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Patience

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Patience "

Oh mine does be gone these days or so the kids keep saying

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth

Hair grips.

That one piece of paperwork you need.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That wee Allen key

I'm the only one who does DIY in my house so they don't get lost."

I need to get a tool belt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing!

Everything has a place in my house x

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By *onbons_xxMan  over a year ago

Bolton

Keys and sometimes my cards

Always a charger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bonbons

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nail clippers x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

My male chastity belt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My sanity

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My male chastity belt "

Oh I have that here if your looking for it

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Sunglasses

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lol enough spare change..

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By *egularFunMan  over a year ago

...

Whatever it is I'm looking for at the time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some nice pussy ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sunglasses "

This. I buy at least one pair every year but haven't a clue where they end up.

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West

Tonight, it's the nozzle for my piping bag.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Some nice pussy ...."

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By *ollyGWoman  over a year ago

Southampton

A man to come over when I'm horny lol

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester

The right answer

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth

May I add - a man with the balls to actually turn up to a meet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The little poky thing to get your card in and out of your phone."

Paper clip. Thank me later.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"May I add - a man with the balls to actually turn up to a meet "

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Socks bloody socks ....Im sure my washing machine eats them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Socks

Front door key

Bra

Remote control

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A meet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nail Clippers, bastards things disappear all the time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probably petrol stations. I live a dangerous life running on empty ??

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth


"Probably petrol stations. I live a dangerous life running on empty ??"

I do the same every time, can never be bothe_ed then end up on 0 praying it'll make the 3 miles to the next fuel station

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably petrol stations. I live a dangerous life running on empty ??

I do the same every time, can never be bothe_ed then end up on 0 praying it'll make the 3 miles to the next fuel station "

Ahah it’s exciting I go from maniac driver to granny for 10 miles. Almost as satisfying as an O when you make it and pump away

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always loosing tools lol usually turn up in one of many pockets lol

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth


"Probably petrol stations. I live a dangerous life running on empty ??

I do the same every time, can never be bothe_ed then end up on 0 praying it'll make the 3 miles to the next fuel station

Ahah it’s exciting I go from maniac driver to granny for 10 miles. Almost as satisfying as an O when you make it and pump away "

Almost. Not quite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone to butter my bread I’m left handed and put holes in it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably petrol stations. I live a dangerous life running on empty ??

I do the same every time, can never be bothe_ed then end up on 0 praying it'll make the 3 miles to the next fuel station

Ahah it’s exciting I go from maniac driver to granny for 10 miles. Almost as satisfying as an O when you make it and pump away

Almost. Not quite "

I’ll meet you at the pumps and we can see

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The man in the boat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wally

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A meet when I have an hotel room.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth


"Probably petrol stations. I live a dangerous life running on empty ??

I do the same every time, can never be bothe_ed then end up on 0 praying it'll make the 3 miles to the next fuel station

Ahah it’s exciting I go from maniac driver to granny for 10 miles. Almost as satisfying as an O when you make it and pump away

Almost. Not quite

I’ll meet you at the pumps and we can see "

I've still got half a tank, I might be some time!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wally"

Walkabout creek

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wally

Walkabout creek "

Strewth! I haven't watched that in years!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anything in my handbag- it's a tardis and can never find what I'm looking for

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"My male chastity belt

Oh I have that here if your looking for it "

I’ve got my beady eye on you madam

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Car keys, House keys and of course .. that odd sock.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kinky biscuit dunker that name and pic has me chuckling to myself well done chap

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Kinky biscuit dunker that name and pic has me chuckling to myself well done chap "

lol Thank you

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By *ivianVanDammeWoman  over a year ago

West Coast

A strapping big man?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

a woman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Teaspoons, nail clippers, scissors, the matching pillowcases for duvet covers"

Store the set in the pillow case next time...

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By *agermeisterMan  over a year ago

Leeds

An erection?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A pussy...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

a message in my inbox

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By *agermeisterMan  over a year ago

Leeds

Plastic lids that fit the fucking plastic boxes or the plastic boxes that fit the fucking plastic lids

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Plastic lids that fit the fucking plastic boxes or the plastic boxes that fit the fucking plastic lids "

Oh same here

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"My male chastity belt

Oh I have that here if your looking for it

I’ve got my beady eye on you madam "

great picture but no hob nob

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My male chastity belt

Oh I have that here if your looking for it

I’ve got my beady eye on you madam "

Oh id like more than just ur beady eye on me

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Horsham

Any tool I need that minute.

The end of the sticky tape, usually when whatever you are wrapping is coming a part.

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By *oserMan  over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Money

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Poo bags

and my bloody strap on.

These two are not requi_ed at the same time.

Yet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My penis after I forget to trim for a week

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

9" cock that cums loads and repeats several times!!!

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By *hispers-40Woman  over a year ago

up the garden path

A pair of socks that you put in the washing machine never come out as a marching pair

A pen

A pair of scissors

A pound for the trolley

Car keys

A job

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull

My memory!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A condom. Oh sorry wrong thread

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By *leasant passionate manMan  over a year ago

Leicester

A willing partner. And my hairbrush.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Happiness

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sellotape

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The tv remote, I swear it has legs

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

A working Pritt stick!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The tv remote, I swear it has legs "

It does I’ve seen it

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By *andyandy12345Man  over a year ago

Edgware

The amount of times I have to fix the remote that has fallen down the back of the chair and can’t be found

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By *amesnite11Man  over a year ago

Brighton

dignity

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

my brain before engaging mouth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sex

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A carrier bag when I’m at the checkout even though I have a car boot full of them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A carrier bag when I’m at the checkout even though I have a car boot full of them "

ditto.. and two carrier bags full of carrier bags in my garage too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Leaving mobile at home

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By *onkeymagic50Man  over a year ago

Near the harbour

My soup maker

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e3-5YC_oHjE

U2 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e3-5YC_oHjE

U2 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A genuine single man who lives alone and nearby!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A genuine single man who lives alone and nearby! "
only 190 miles

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"My male chastity belt

Oh I have that here if your looking for it

I’ve got my beady eye on you madam great picture but no hob nob "

Hang on, let me just load up Photoshop, clone out the shortbread & replace it with a Hobnob. The things a guy has to do to get a cuppa tea around here

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"My male chastity belt

Oh I have that here if your looking for it

I’ve got my beady eye on you madam

Oh id like more than just ur beady eye on me "

My mind is boggling

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan  over a year ago

Coventry

Super glue and watchmakers screwdrivers. Both I have loads of and both I can't find when I need them. The reason I have so much of these items because I buy more because I can't find them but yet I still struggle when I need them. I'm sure it's to do with the same creature who steals my socks.

(Finally on the right thread, if you've seen tgis before)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Car keys

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My male chastity belt

Oh I have that here if your looking for it

I’ve got my beady eye on you madam

Oh id like more than just ur beady eye on me

My mind is boggling "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My Brain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My Brain. "

Next time just have a look in your pants

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Batteries

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Batteries "

Nothing as frustrating when your toy runs out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Batteries

Nothing as frustrating when your toy runs out "

There's always manual mode...

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By *eeBee67Man  over a year ago

Masked and Distant

The time

I can never find "the time" for fun things

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman  over a year ago

South Dub

My bloody log book at the mo need it to get the car taken away

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone to have a night out with

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By *hatsthisMan  over a year ago

Newcastle

A strict Mistress

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The time...

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills

The electro- stimulus machines when girls are in play.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some nice pussy...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My sanity.x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Happiness"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A goal against Liverpool In the champions league

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The time..."

This is so me. I never rem to wear a watch.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Virginity... once you've lost it, there's no getting that bugger back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A hairy minge !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

House keys, mobile phone and my glasses

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nothing!

Everything has a place in my house x"

same here, but for 2 weeks after my wife comes home even if it's just for a weekend, everything is lost

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My husband

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A horny LOCAL lady that wants to meet now on a deckchair

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

Glasses and gloves

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Definitely the glasses I have 4 pairs and still spend hours searching for 1

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My ID

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some sense in others.

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By *appytochatMan  over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Someone worth dating lol and no im not looking for dates on here before anyone asks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone worth dating lol and no im not looking for dates on here before anyone asks "

There goes my chance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Last word

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