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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Post your best jokes.

*No racism or homophobia please. There's too much of that shit in the world already.*

Q. What's Grey and comes in Pints?

A. An Elephant.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a man that wears paper trousers?

Russell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a pig with no eye?

A pg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do you call a pig with no eye?

A pg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't want to hold a ban tbh

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By *palWoman over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk

What do you call bees that drink milk....boobies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a man who has sex with biscuits?

Fucking crackers.

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By *ooliganMan over a year ago

Preston

A woman runs into a hospital and says "Doctor, I believe my husband has been rushed in with involuntary spasms of the buttocks... Can you tell me where I can find him??"

Doctor replies:

"ICU baby, shakin that ass!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Q: What does a Dildo and Tofu have in common?

A: They are both meat substitutes.

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"A woman runs into a hospital and says "Doctor, I believe my husband has been rushed in with involuntary spasms of the buttocks... Can you tell me where I can find him??"

Doctor replies:

"ICU baby, shakin that ass!""

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a donkey with three legs?

A wonkey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've decided to sell my hoover... well it was just collecting dust...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heard about the insomniac atheist dyslexic.