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Reasons you’ve dumped someone or been dumped?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I went on a date and he had a really creased shirt which immediately put me off. He asked to see me again, but that shirt had just set the tone for me in a bad way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dumped someone because she had a dog called dog.

Couldn't cope with all that creativity.

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By *pforfun1234562016Couple over a year ago

leamington spa

I dumped a bloke ages ago because he got d*unk and admitted he was only seeing me cause he fancied my sister made me fel great

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got dumped in my first year at high school because my hands were too big.

“I’m sorry but I feel like I’m holding hands with my dad”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Recently I met a guy and his fingernails were dirty, I didn't like his shoes and his trousers were too short.

Dumped

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

Hairy nipples

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I dumped someone because she had a dog called dog.

Couldn't cope with all that creativity. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I never actually met this person but was chatting on a few apps and one day she was doing her nails and toe nails and sent me a snap of her feet and her toes were hairy, about an hour later I made excuses to stop texting her and said we shouldn't meet with some old fashioned "it's the distance" excuse but it was the feet. Probably childish but it turned me competely off.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman over a year ago

Limbo

I once dated a guy who dumped me because, and I quote, 'if things got serious he'd never be able to marry me as I was divorced and he was a Catholic'!

Strangely, his previously hidden desire to be mindful of traditional Catholic teachings hadn't applied when we'd slept together

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By *ookingforlustMan over a year ago

northants

Not wishing to rub salt into someone’s painful memories, but I’m giggling my tits off reading some of these.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I never actually met this person but was chatting on a few apps and one day she was doing her nails and toe nails and sent me a snap of her feet and her toes were hairy, about an hour later I made excuses to stop texting her and said we shouldn't meet with some old fashioned "it's the distance" excuse but it was the feet. Probably childish but it turned me competely off. "

Same happend to me years ago. First date went well then noticed she had hairy toes! No way was there going to be a second date after seeing that

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I finished with my first girl friend because she slept around; I'd not discove_ed swinging then, now I wished we'd stayed together.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

These are great

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By *andare63Man over a year ago

oldham

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By *andare63Man over a year ago

oldham

I was dumped because my cock was too big ,,,,,, errrr sorry that was a lie .

I was dumped because she went to a kibbutz in Israel ... broke my heart ,, never forgiven her ,,,, can’t remember her name

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By *av_55Man over a year ago

Had a date with a younger girl from POF , she was fit but when he’s turned up started playing with her chewing gum , twirling around her finger, one word answers and texting all the time, to try and drag convo out of here I aske her few questions, one being who are you heroes in life and what do you aspire to ,, I told her one mine was nelson the man Mandela, she replied,,,,, Jordan ,, yes Jordan the big tits Jordan,, and Kardashian’s.

As we where sitting next to the door I got up went to toilet and like the shallow coward I am climbed out toilet window,

Transpires she had plagiarised other profiles to make hers,, you live and learn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dumped someone because she had a dog called dog.

Couldn't cope with all that creativity. "

We had a cat called Cat when I was a teenager.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my favourite..... turned up and looked nothing like her pics. spotty, inch thick make up, bad teeth, greasy hair... amazing what a filter can do.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My ex dumped me because I was " too nice "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got dumped by my first bf at secondary school as I wouldn't let him finger me. If only he could see me now.

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I got dumped by my first bf at secondary school as I wouldn't let him finger me. If only he could see me now."

Would you let him finger you now?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dumped a bloke ages ago because he got d*unk and admitted he was only seeing me cause he fancied my sister made me fel great"
similar situation, dumped a girl when I found out she only went out with my best friend to get to me, was flatte_ed, but a best friend is a best friend for life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I got dumped by my first bf at secondary school as I wouldn't let him finger me. If only he could see me now.

Would you let him finger you now?"

Probably not... And he'd still call me frigid

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By *lla_maiWoman over a year ago

staffordshire

I got sick of being used and learnt to stand up for myself and walk away

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

When young I dated a girl who’s parent owned a bakers shop. Sunday tea while magnificent, set off some warning bells. I noticed the large size of parents and other relatives and also felt in the year that we dated I was putting on weight. I could see even at a tender age that lovely Suzy was only going in one direction size wise.

Dumped her. Saw her a few years later, my assumption was correct.

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By *agermeisterMan over a year ago

Leeds

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By *agermeisterMan over a year ago

Leeds

Because I'm too awesome.

Truthfully.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My ex dumped me because he fancied my best friend and thought he had a chance with her. she is now married to his best friend and he got no where

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By *lorious hole bs16Man over a year ago

Bristol

"I went on a date and he had a really creased shirt which immediately put me off. He asked to see me again, but that shirt had just set the tone for me in a bad way."

Send all yr creased shirt men to me, I couldn't give a flying fig!!

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By *09309309Woman over a year ago

Dublin

I dumped someone once because they didn't blink enough.

It was unsettling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dumped someone because they told me they was a virgin and found out they had been fucked by 3 black boys and a polish older man!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I was 19 I was dumped because I was too obsessed with sex. His parents where church going and I don’t think he had any idea that women could enjoy sex.

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By *edMan over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"I dumped someone because she had a dog called dog.

Couldn't cope with all that creativity.

We had a cat called Cat when I was a teenager. "

Dumped..

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By *issyme555TV/TS over a year ago

Motherwell

"I dumped someone because she had a dog called dog.

Couldn't cope with all that creativity. "

Lol I like it. I've got a cat called cat.

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By *arnsley guy100Man over a year ago

Sheffield

I dumped a girl following text after first date... "because she really liked me".... To much to soon

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By *radleyandRavenCouple over a year ago

Herts

Part of why I believe that even when we're looking for no-strings sex, we're still subconsciously looking for a potential breeding partner - I was seeing a guy who confided in me that literally EVERY member of his family had or has had cancer of some description... Mum, Dad, Brother, Grandparents, Uncles, Aunts, Cousins...

He was only a fuck-Buddy but part of me just couldn't block out the idea of an unplanned pregnancy and what sort of risk that potential child could face (as we all know, no matter how many precautions you take, it's never "impossible").

Never saw him again after that.

I still feel awful about it to this day.

- Amy. x

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By *issyme555TV/TS over a year ago

Motherwell

"I dumped someone because she had a dog called dog.

Couldn't cope with all that creativity.

Lol I like it. I've got a cat called cat.

As for dumping the worst reason I left someone is due to a long distance relationship and hardly seeing each other. The worst I've been broken up for is I have a taboo mom son fantasy she found out and went mad left me. That gutted me as I was a monster because of it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I finished with my first girl friend because she slept around; I'd not discove_ed swinging then, now I wished we'd stayed together."

I suppose you grew up living like a monk!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

I've dumped a few guys in the past for being too smothering.

I got dumped once because I was too ill to accompany my then boyfriend to a black-tie dinner. He asked his neighbour instead and ended up marrying her

I dumped a boyfriend because his accent drove me nuts

whenever he would have a few drinks the accent would just get thicker and louder... it just set my teeth on edge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My ex dumped me because I was " too nice "

I can sort of understand that to some extent. Being too nice can actually frighten people.

One guy I dated was such a well manne_ed sweetheart. However after date two, that was it for me

All he kept doing was agreeing to everything I say, even if it wasn't what he wanted.

He spoke about wanting kids in the future. I told him I had enough and wanted no more kids. He quickly replied "well thinking about it, actually neither do i".

This was all on date 2! After that date ended I made my excuses as to why I didn't want to see him again. Staying with him, just didn't feel like the correct thing for me to do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was chatting to a woman and got to arranging a meet stage on kik.

She wanted me to go round there and then as we were working each other up. Her next message said she was just cleaning up cat poo....

I had no reply! And still have no reply

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dated a girl once who claimed to be a little pink mouse who lived on the moon. It was only after I dumped her that I realised that I'd dropped a clanger.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dumped the last guy I dated for going on pyscho on me.

Alcohol and some serious issues were reason enough for me to dump him especially when he turned abusive towards me.

Previous guy dumped me because he couldn't handle the stress ibwas going when I bought my house.

Yeah not having much luck with men.

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By *hinypants77Man over a year ago

Leeds

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I dumped a guy 30 minutes after we'd fucked ....cuz I then spotted a guy with a bigger cock. I married him

xxxxx Suzi

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I dumped a guy 30 minutes after we'd fucked ....cuz I then spotted a guy with a bigger cock. I married him

xxxxx Suzi"

God! You're more shallow that a puddle... in the desert

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

Should I dump this woman?

Met for a drink one afternoon, we got on well. Had a lovely kiss & cuddle but managed to control ourselves as first date etc.

Met a month later and I stayed at hers. Great fun and amazing sex on Friday night, Saturday morning. Saturday evening she told me she is in love with me, wants me to move in and spend the rest of our lives together.

Dump?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Went on a blind date with a girl.

Her parents dog humped my shoe and made it sticky..urghh

Then in the cinema, she told me that she'd had a child with a guy who was due to be released from prison after serving time for gbh.

He was a jealous type.

Call me a coward, but I didn't see her again.

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By *abulously curiousCouple over a year ago

manchester

"Recently I met a guy and his fingernails were dirty, I didn't like his shoes and his trousers were too short.

Dumped "
finger nails bluuurrgh

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By *abulously curiousCouple over a year ago

manchester

Gotta say hairy toes wins.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should I dump this woman?

Met for a drink one afternoon, we got on well. Had a lovely kiss & cuddle but managed to control ourselves as first date etc.

Dump?"

Ruuuuuun

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By *abulously curiousCouple over a year ago

manchester

"Should I dump this woman?

Met for a drink one afternoon, we got on well. Had a lovely kiss & cuddle but managed to control ourselves as first date etc.

Dump?"
r u rich?

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

"Should I dump this woman?

Met for a drink one afternoon, we got on well. Had a lovely kiss & cuddle but managed to control ourselves as first date etc.

Dump?r u rich?

Not particularly, she’s not short of a few bob, own House etc.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should I dump this woman?

Met for a drink one afternoon, we got on well. Had a lovely kiss & cuddle but managed to control ourselves as first date etc.

Dump?r u rich?

Not particularly, she’s not short of a few bob, own House etc."

Maybe she's just a broken women caused by trusting one too many dodgy guys.

She may just see the goodness in you and has unintentionally latched onto you. You know, when you find a good thing, you keep it!

Don't dump her. Just reassure her, keep being the good guy and try to instal into her what you want for the future but not now.

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By *abulously curiousCouple over a year ago

manchester

"Should I dump this woman?

Met for a drink one afternoon, we got on well. Had a lovely kiss & cuddle but managed to control ourselves as first date etc.

Dump?r u rich?

Not particularly, she’s not short of a few bob, own House etc."
good catch then.

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

I dumped a woman I was seeing over food. I was ordering a takeaway and I'd asked her a few times what she wanted and she was adamant she didn't want anything. When the pizza arrived she opened the box, took a bite out of a slice and then put it back. I asked her if she wanted some, to which she said no and then proceeded to take another fresh slice, take a bite out of it and put it back in the box. I was fuming but I igno_ed it. I was on my second to last slice (the two she'd taken a bite out of were still in the box) and she took my last slice from the box and did the same again. She was dumped the very next day!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Felicity - "No electricity"

Emily - "No chemistry"

Mona - "I'm in a coma"

Tiffany - "I've had an epiphany"

And Carol Brown just took a bus out of town...

But I'm hoping that you'll stick around.

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By *ooby birdWoman over a year ago

North West

"I dumped a bloke ages ago because he got d*unk and admitted he was only seeing me cause he fancied my sister made me fel great"

Unbelievable - I had this too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Small cock. He was a large chap and his cock was small (like a mushroom) and penetrative sex was hard going and deeply unsatisfactory.

I have a high sex drive and like a good fucking. I ended it after a visit to the cinema. I just couldn’t pretend that it didn’t matter to me anymore.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Was chatting to a woman and got to arranging a meet stage on kik.

She wanted me to go round there and then as we were working each other up. Her next message said she was just cleaning up cat poo....

I had no reply! And still have no reply

Would you rather she left it then?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

"my favourite..... turned up and looked nothing like her pics. spotty, inch thick make up, bad teeth, greasy hair... amazing what a filter can do."

Ha ha especially those awful Snapchat ones

Miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got dumped after I told a guy I was ready to lose my virginity to him.

Dumped someone else cause they wouldn't leave me alone and were clingy as fuck.

~Mia

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By *09309309Woman over a year ago

Dublin

"I dumped a woman I was seeing over food. I was ordering a takeaway and I'd asked her a few times what she wanted and she was adamant she didn't want anything. When the pizza arrived she opened the box, took a bite out of a slice and then put it back. I asked her if she wanted some, to which she said no and then proceeded to take another fresh slice, take a bite out of it and put it back in the box. I was fuming but I igno_ed it. I was on my second to last slice (the two she'd taken a bite out of were still in the box) and she took my last slice from the box and did the same again. She was dumped the very next day!

She was a monster!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got kicked to the Kirb a few weeks ago as the guy though I was too beneath him for being on here, baring in mind we met each other on here

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

She was a monster!!! "

Indeed she was!

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

She'd have been dumped at bite number 2

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By *andare63Man over a year ago

oldham

I was dumped by a posh bird who asked me over the phone did I like sushi ... I responded with I prefer it cooked I think they call it scampi .....

she put the phone down ,, serious sense of humour failure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dumped a guy cos of his cock. I feel bad but it turned me off and no matter how good he was in other ways I just couldn't get excited by sex with him.

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

"I dumped a guy cos of his cock. I feel bad but it turned me off and no matter how good he was in other ways I just couldn't get excited by sex with him. "

What was wrong with it?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I've been dumped for being too clever, funny and independent.

For being too considerate to friends.

For not having a better job than I did

In my younger days I dumped a dude because he couldn't ice skate

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

She'd have been dumped at bite number 2"

I was being overly tolerant

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Should I dump this woman?

Met for a drink one afternoon, we got on well. Had a lovely kiss & cuddle but managed to control ourselves as first date etc.

Dump?"

Some people seem to fall in love very quickly. whatever you do, be honest with her.

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

"Should I dump this woman?

Met for a drink one afternoon, we got on well. Had a lovely kiss & cuddle but managed to control ourselves as first date etc.

Dump?

Some people seem to fall in love very quickly. whatever you do, be honest with her."

That’s a very sweet comment. There’s a lot to like about her but it just feels too much too soon. But as she points out’ at our age you can’t afford to wait’.

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"My ex dumped me because I was " too nice "

Hmm must admit I’ve done that a couple of times in my younger days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Felicity - "No electricity"

Emily - "No chemistry"

Mona - "I'm in a coma"

Tiffany - "I've had an epiphany"

And Carol Brown just took a bus out of town...

But I'm hoping that you'll stick around.

Love flight of the choncords

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been dumped for being too clever, funny and independent.

For being too considerate to friends.

For not having a better job than I did

In my younger days I dumped a dude because he couldn't ice skate

That's some rather bizarre reasons to be dumped, if I was leaving someone for that reason I wouldn't tell them that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My ex dumped me because I was " too nice "

Hmm must admit I’ve done that a couple of times in my younger days

Rather scummy excuse to break up with someone in my view, how can someone be 'too nice'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She'd have been dumped at bite number 2"

The second she grabbed it and bit I'd have slapped that thing right out her hand and made her spit it out. Then get me a new one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got dumped because she fell in love with me ..... and she couldn't handle the emotion.

And dumped someone because she was actually too loud during sex.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I got dumped on a night out an hour after he told me he loved me

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"I dumped a guy 30 minutes after we'd fucked ....cuz I then spotted a guy with a bigger cock. I married him

xxxxx Suzi

God! You're more shallow that a puddle... in the desert

Lol......We are still together, causing enough puddles to flood a desert

xxx Suzi

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple over a year ago

South Wales

She didn't go with my shoes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

First time they saw me in daylight

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

"Hairy nipples "

Yep! When I was 19 I was in a relationship with a girl who looked the spitting image of Kylie Minogue, so much so she did work on the side as a lookalike. Problem was one time we were getting naughty together I noticed a couple of black hairs on her nipple, and after that it just put me off to the point I broke up with her a few weeks later. I kick myself now as she could have just plucked them and I could still have been with an absolute stunner, but at the time I just couldn't unsee it

I never told her either!

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

"My ex dumped me because I was " too nice "

Hmm must admit I’ve done that a couple of times in my younger days

Rather scummy excuse to break up with someone in my view, how can someone be 'too nice'

A lot of women seem to thrive on being with someone who is always getting arrested or just being a bellend, i.e. a good looking bad boy. They like the drama of those type of guys but then keep posting on social media about how men are all shit or they're sick of being treated like shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was chatting to a woman and got to arranging a meet stage on kik.

She wanted me to go round there and then as we were working each other up. Her next message said she was just cleaning up cat poo....

I had no reply! And still have no reply

Would you rather she left it then? "

I’d rather she kept that little ‘nugget’ of information to herself

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Was chatting to a woman and got to arranging a meet stage on kik.

She wanted me to go round there and then as we were working each other up. Her next message said she was just cleaning up cat poo....

I had no reply! And still have no reply

Would you rather she left it then?

I’d rather she kept that little ‘nugget’ of information to herself

We won't get on then. I declare my farts and bowel movements to the world.

I assume you have never had pets, coz you do need to pick up the poop. Is not generally done with bare hands and licked clean tho, so fear not.

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By *pforfun1234562016Couple over a year ago

leamington spa

"I dumped a guy cos of his cock. I feel bad but it turned me off and no matter how good he was in other ways I just couldn't get excited by sex with him. "
wbat was wrong with his cock?

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I dumped someone for having too small a willy!!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I dumped someone for having too small a willy!!

I thought you meant he liked teletubbies when you said he had a tinkywinky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That would be telling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't like Enid Blyton books

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hairy nipples

I never told her either!"

Gosh a stray hair on a human body,the horror

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By *ollyGWoman over a year ago

Southampton

"I dumped someone because she had a dog called dog.

Couldn't cope with all that creativity.

We had a cat called Cat when I was a teenager. "

Mine was called Puss Puss lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was chatting to a woman and got to arranging a meet stage on kik.

She wanted me to go round there and then as we were working each other up. Her next message said she was just cleaning up cat poo....

I had no reply! And still have no reply

Would you rather she left it then?

I’d rather she kept that little ‘nugget’ of information to herself

We won't get on then. I declare my farts and bowel movements to the world.

I assume you have never had pets, coz you do need to pick up the poop. Is not generally done with bare hands and licked clean tho, so fear not. "

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

"Hairy nipples

I never told her either!

Gosh a stray hair on a human body,the horror

It wouldn't bother me now, but for some reason at 19 it did

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I dumped someone for having too small a willy!!

I thought you meant he liked teletubbies when you said he had a tinkywinky "

It was WAY before teletubbies were invented lol!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hairy nipples

I never told her either!

Gosh a stray hair on a human body,the horror

It wouldn't bother me now, but for some reason at 19 it did

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By *arlomaleMan over a year ago

darlington

Many years ago I was going out with a lass from my school and we had a mutual older male friend who had a car well how could I compete as I still only had a mountain bike well it must of impressed her because she dumped me and started to date him but what pissed me off was the fact that his motor wasn’t any thing flash it was a bog standard ford escort I could understand if he had the xr3 or rs version lol always hated ford escorts after that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lack of chemistry. Explosive chemistry. Just not that into them.

I’ve only been dumped once really and that was because I was set up by a so-called ‘friend’ and accused of something I didn’t do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once I ended it with a really hot girl because she sang Christmas songs in the summer!

Lol but it did annoy me

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By *igblackdomTV/TS over a year ago

West Midlands

"When young I dated a girl who’s parent owned a bakers shop. Sunday tea while magnificent, set off some warning bells. I noticed the large size of parents and other relatives and also felt in the year that we dated I was putting on weight. I could see even at a tender age that lovely Suzy was only going in one direction size wise.

Dumped her. Saw her a few years later, my assumption was correct."

You do realise that was Suzy Warburton you dumped

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was chatting to a woman and got to arranging a meet stage on kik.

She wanted me to go round there and then as we were working each other up. Her next message said she was just cleaning up cat poo....

I had no reply! And still have no reply

Would you rather she left it then?

I’d rather she kept that little ‘nugget’ of information to herself

We won't get on then. I declare my farts and bowel movements to the world.

I assume you have never had pets, coz you do need to pick up the poop. Is not generally done with bare hands and licked clean tho, so fear not. "

Yes, had plenty of pets...never once felt the need to tell someone that I was cleaning it up during a sexy conversation

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Many years ago I was going out with a lass from my school and we had a mutual older male friend who had a car well how could I compete as I still only had a mountain bike well it must of impressed her because she dumped me and started to date him but what pissed me off was the fact that his motor wasn’t any thing flash it was a bog standard ford escort I could understand if he had the xr3 or rs version lol always hated ford escorts after that

If it was a mk1 with an air horn I'm with her on that one.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Was chatting to a woman and got to arranging a meet stage on kik.

She wanted me to go round there and then as we were working each other up. Her next message said she was just cleaning up cat poo....

I had no reply! And still have no reply

Would you rather she left it then?

I’d rather she kept that little ‘nugget’ of information to herself

We won't get on then. I declare my farts and bowel movements to the world.

I assume you have never had pets, coz you do need to pick up the poop. Is not generally done with bare hands and licked clean tho, so fear not.

Yes, had plenty of pets...never once felt the need to tell someone that I was cleaning it up during a sexy conversation

I'm about to go drop a log now. I doubt she thought it was sexy, she was just being honest

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By *arlomaleMan over a year ago

darlington

Lol no it wasn’t that model it was a mk3 with horrid wheel trims not that I was jealous like even 20 odd years later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanders out of man cave...

Reads thread

Wonders when we all became so judgemental and when people became as disposable a commodity as chip wrapping

And discarded for such trivial reasons...

Shakes head and remembers why I live in a man cave....

Slips away quietly....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was chatting to a woman and got to arranging a meet stage on kik.

She wanted me to go round there and then as we were working each other up. Her next message said she was just cleaning up cat poo....

I had no reply! And still have no reply

Would you rather she left it then?

I’d rather she kept that little ‘nugget’ of information to herself

We won't get on then. I declare my farts and bowel movements to the world.

I assume you have never had pets, coz you do need to pick up the poop. Is not generally done with bare hands and licked clean tho, so fear not.

Yes, had plenty of pets...never once felt the need to tell someone that I was cleaning it up during a sexy conversation

I'm about to go drop a log now. I doubt she thought it was sexy, she was just being honest

Have fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve been dumped for... wait for it.......... being too nice WTF

Or maybe she didn’t have the heart to say I was boring ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got dumped after a few months by someone I was dating after she told me "that i was the most ridiculously left wing person she;d ever met". That said I think my suggestion that that said more about her friends than my beliefs was what actually did for me!

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Was chatting to a woman and got to arranging a meet stage on kik.

She wanted me to go round there and then as we were working each other up. Her next message said she was just cleaning up cat poo....

I had no reply! And still have no reply

Would you rather she left it then?

I’d rather she kept that little ‘nugget’ of information to herself

We won't get on then. I declare my farts and bowel movements to the world.

I assume you have never had pets, coz you do need to pick up the poop. Is not generally done with bare hands and licked clean tho, so fear not.

Yes, had plenty of pets...never once felt the need to tell someone that I was cleaning it up during a sexy conversation

Maybe she didn't want a 'sexy conversation'!

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Bit my lip while kissing

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I was dumped for being too short. We'd been together for over a year and I didn't shrink in that time.

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I was dumped for being too short. We'd been together for over a year and I didn't shrink in that time.

Maybe he grew?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wasn't kinky enough for him

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I was dumped for being too short. We'd been together for over a year and I didn't shrink in that time.

Maybe he grew?"

Not in my eyes.

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I dumped a guy 30 minutes after we'd fucked ....cuz I then spotted a guy with a bigger cock. I married him

xxxxx Suzi

God! You're more shallow that a puddle... in the desert

Lol......We are still together, causing enough puddles to flood a desert

xxx Suzi"

Well in that case you're forgiven. Note to self, bring wellies when meeting Suzie... and a bigger cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would have dumped her ass after the first bite

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

WOW JUST WOW

reeding sum of the resouns y sum people have dumped Thar dates.

The fue (2or3) dates i have had all ended wen thay find out I'm still a virgin.

Its Sad realey. Cos it meens that is all thay cear about.

so self senterd.

And no I'm not going to start liying befor sumone suggests it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got dumped for voicing a opinion and not agreeing with him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dumped someone because she had a dog called dog.

Couldn't cope with all that creativity.

We had a cat called Cat when I was a teenager. "

My budgie was called budgie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was dumped for bring petrol station flowers...

What happened to"it's the thought that counts"

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

I would have unprotected sex with a girl, she wanted a baby and wasn't too fussy who she got it from.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was dumped for bring petrol station flowers...

What happened to"it's the thought that counts""

You should have gone out and picked each one and careful arranged them instead. she'd have appreciated that better.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I did stop seeing a lovely lady as she was beginning to enjoy eating out too often and with me travelling regularly over a 120 each way it was becoming like paying for the hotel bill each weekend. She never offe_ed to pay at at all. I used to stop by a supermarket on the way and stock up with stuff too. I started giving excuses as to being busy and meeting up soon fizzled out.

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By *oserMan over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

I dumped a girl because she smoked. I can't stand smoking,

smokers breath is gross.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was dumped for bring petrol station flowers...

What happened to"it's the thought that counts"

You should have gone out and picked each one and careful arranged them instead. she'd have appreciated that better.

She was fantastic in bed, I learned my lesson and never bought petrol station flowers again, now when I'm being a cheapskate, I go to Waitrose, they will re-wrap them for free

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By *heDuchessandTheDriverCouple over a year ago

Eccles

My husband of ten years dumped me on a Sunday because he needed to be alone..... until the following Saturday when he moved in with my best friend. Our divorce came through last month, they’re planning their wedding.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was dumped for bring petrol station flowers...

What happened to"it's the thought that counts"

You should have gone out and picked each one and careful arranged them instead. she'd have appreciated that better.

She was fantastic in bed, I learned my lesson and never bought petrol station flowers again, now when I'm being a cheapskate, I go to Waitrose, they will re-wrap them for free

Remove the sticker. 2 for 1 only works here on fab

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By *ornyandwellhungMan over a year ago

belfast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hairy nipples "

You or her?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dumped someone because she let her dog sleep in the bedroom. It used to lick my feet when we were fucking

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I was dumped for bring petrol station flowers...

What happened to"it's the thought that counts"

You should have gone out and picked each one and careful arranged them instead. she'd have appreciated that better.

She was fantastic in bed, I learned my lesson and never bought petrol station flowers again, now when I'm being a cheapskate, I go to Waitrose, they will re-wrap them for free

Single flower (not mixed), two bunches - trust me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *unny HarryMan over a year ago

Deeside

I dumped a good looking girlfriend in the early 90s we were together five months and all she spoke about was marriage and children. Me being a idiot dumped her and went working away. When I returned home several months later I called in my local pub to see the lad's, as I walked in everyone started laughing and said have you heard about Kate getting married' no I said , I am not interested in her anyway.are you dude said Andy, her granny died about five days after you left and her being the only grandchild got several House's and £10 million left to her I suddenly wanted to get married and have children .GUTTED

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By *reckledbumWoman over a year ago

Blackpool

Probably childish but it turned me competely off. "

Definitely not childish.. Hairy toes on a man is bad enough

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By *arnsley guy100Man over a year ago

Sheffield

"I was dumped for bring petrol station flowers...

What happened to"it's the thought that counts"

You should have gone out and picked each one and careful arranged them instead. she'd have appreciated that better.

She was fantastic in bed, I learned my lesson and never bought petrol station flowers again, now when I'm being a cheapskate, I go to Waitrose, they will re-wrap them for free

I wasn't dumped... But I bought my girlfriend 28 bunches of flowers for her 28th birthday from sainsburys... She said she would have prefer_ed one bunch from a florist... I thought I did well myself

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Recently I met a guy and his fingernails were dirty, I didn't like his shoes and his trousers were too short.

Dumped "

Sorry about that.........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dumped a girl following text after first date... "because she really liked me".... To much to soon"

Thank god Geeky didn’t do that with me.

Add

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bit my lip while kissing "

I think after our second date Ads sucked my lip a bit too hard and I had a bruised lip for about a week....so glad I forgave him, he was mortified!

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should I dump this woman?

Met for a drink one afternoon, we got on well. Had a lovely kiss & cuddle but managed to control ourselves as first date etc.

Dump?"

Maybe not dump but that’s a tad fast.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a bit judgy when it comes to shoes. I once had a date with a guy wearing velcro trainers. I just couldn’t take it further.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m a bit judgy when it comes to shoes. I once had a date with a guy wearing velcro trainers. I just couldn’t take it further. "

Shoes are a dealbreaker.

Nice to read you again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m a bit judgy when it comes to shoes. I once had a date with a guy wearing velcro trainers. I just couldn’t take it further.

Shoes are a dealbreaker.

Nice to read you again

They are. I can’t deal with loafers either, they make me unnecessarily angry.

Hello you two! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was dumped for bring petrol station flowers...

What happened to"it's the thought that counts"

You should have gone out and picked each one and careful arranged them instead. she'd have appreciated that better.

She was fantastic in bed, I learned my lesson and never bought petrol station flowers again, now when I'm being a cheapskate, I go to Waitrose, they will re-wrap them for free

Single flower (not mixed), two bunches - trust me!

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

My husband of 13 years left after saying he didn’t love me anymore. Few months later he’s moving in with a woman 10 years younger than him.

I dumped a guy because he prematurely ejaculated and no amount of delaying tactics worked.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dumped someone for I absolulely worshipped because I found out he was married even though he was living with me sun to thursday.

Ive usually been dumped cos my partners were shagging about

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

He looked like Daniel Craig but sounded like Joe Pasquale...just no!!! When you fantasise about slitting your date's vocal chords...time to go!

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple over a year ago

London

"I once dated a guy who dumped me because, and I quote, 'if things got serious he'd never be able to marry me as I was divorced and he was a Catholic'!

Strangely, his previously hidden desire to be mindful of traditional Catholic teachings hadn't applied when we'd slept together

I once knew someone who was seeing this bloke who was Catholic and who said sex had to be bareback as his religion did not allow him to use contraception.

Like your chap he seemed to have missed the bit of his religion that forbad sex outside marriage.

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

"He looked like Daniel Craig but sounded like Joe Pasquale...just no!!! When you fantasise about slitting your date's vocal chords...time to go!"

Hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My ex husbands excuse for him cheating and leaving me was that I’d lost too much weight and he prefer_ed me fat x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

When i was 14 i got asked out by a boy down the park. We walked home together then he dumped me

said he had changed his mind. That relationship lasted 10 mins

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"When i was 14 i got asked out by a boy down the park. We walked home together then he dumped me

said he had changed his mind. That relationship lasted 10 mins"

Fickleness of youth!

(Nice to see you back posting)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Small cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My ex husbands excuse for him cheating and leaving me was that I’d lost too much weight and he prefer_ed me fat x

Chubby chaser

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was dumped after 13 years for never have been in a fist fight with anyone during our time together (which technically wasn't true either)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My ex dumped me because I was " too nice "

We have a friend like that. She likes people to argue back a bit. Once a guy agreed to come and meet us without trying to change the venue and it put her off as he was too soft and nice.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

My ex husband dumped me because i was nuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dumped a guy 30 minutes after we'd fucked ....cuz I then spotted a guy with a bigger cock. I married him

xxxxx Suzi"
that is a great cock he has, mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I failed to be the company's top earner for 3 consecutive months

Hidden blessings!

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

"My ex husband dumped me because i was nuts"

Was he right to do so, are you nuts?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been dumped for being on my period haha. However I’ve been with my husband since I was 14 - so all of the excuses I was given before that, are from immature teenagers. (Including the example above).

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"My ex husband dumped me because i was nuts

Was he right to do so, are you nuts?"
well i was in a psyciatric hospital at the time so make your own mind up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My ex boyfriend.

His x box was more important than me and I cought him smoking drugs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I didn't want to be a statistic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was dumped by somebody on here for still being on here even though he was still on here too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got dumped for not being tall dark and handsome. of course, the fact that she had used me to get pregnant was nothing to do with it....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being an asshole

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By *aptain BangalotMan over a year ago

SW London

I got dumped cos she was sick on me when paralytic d*unk. That’s right - SHE was sick on me and not the other way round!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dumped a bloke because his personal hygiene and habits were awful. He had very long, dirty toe nails, holey socks as a consequence. He asked me to shave his back for him as it was massively hairy. He licked his dinner plates after he finished eating. I could go on....but I feel sick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I went on a date and he had a really creased shirt which immediately put me off. He asked to see me again, but that shirt had just set the tone for me in a bad way."

DC is this an old profile of yours??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I never find out how I get dumped

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I went on a date and he had a really creased shirt which immediately put me off. He asked to see me again, but that shirt had just set the tone for me in a bad way.

DC is this an old profile of yours??

No it’s not mine but I would of done the same!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I went on a date and he had a really creased shirt which immediately put me off. He asked to see me again, but that shirt had just set the tone for me in a bad way.

DC is this an old profile of yours??

No it’s not mine but I would of done the same!

I know!

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS over a year ago

London

- My ex-bf of 8 year dumped me because he wanted to get married and have a family.

- I divorced (don't want to use the word dump) my ex-wife after trying to be normal and can't consummate (I just cant) and finally accept who I really am despite social/cultural/religion expectation.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hate the word dump

I’ve never dumped or been dumped. There may not have been many as I’ve mostly been in long term relationships but I’ve never split with anyone on bad terms thank goodness.

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By *oxtonMan over a year ago

Some where in West Yorkshire

I dumped an ex gf of 3 years who I was engaged too as she sent me a text saying I should go get checked out at the clinic as she had caught chlamydia off someone she slept with and her excuse was she was d*unk. Don't know how long she had been sleeping about but it broke my heart as I loved her to bits.

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