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over a year ago
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Fucking my neighbours wife on a regular basis is good fun but should I tell him that she likes me to go round and fuck her tight arse when he's at work?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucking my neighbours wife on a regular basis is good fun but should I tell him that she likes me to go round and fuck her tight arse when he's at work? "
if its not broke, dont fix it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haha and them pics are of my non erect cock. I'm sure some people are "air brushing" cock pics. Shit I'm showing off again  "
what pics?
*looks round for cock pics*
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Of course, because he is probably fucking his secretary who in turn is fucking her flatmate. Now the flatmate then fucks his brothers girlfriend and this lady thinks she is clean because she has only slept with two men her whole life. Yes I wear condoms  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was shagging the neighbours wife over the kitchen table the other day when we hear someone trying the front door. "Quick, it's my husband, try the back door" she said...... In hindsight I probably should have legged it, but you don't get invitations like that every day! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bob is this lady one of the barebacking lesbians or one of your ex-escort customers or one of the ex-porn film actresses?  "
porn film actresses?
when did that happen?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bob
I find that men who brag about it, really dont have it, dont do it,and havent got it
But have got too much time on their hands.. or should that be with it in their hands "
Ohh come on ladies, the man is a certified porn star, you should be throwing yourselves at his feet. Give him a break.  |
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"Bob
I find that men who brag about it, really dont have it, dont do it,and havent got it
But have got too much time on their hands.. or should that be with it in their hands
Ohh come on ladies, the man is a certified porn star, you should be throwing yourselves at his feet. Give him a break. "
He's a story teller and his stories must be told, he has many stories, tales for both the young and old....
Some men do make me giggle, as if telling stories like this make women wanna throw themselfs at his feet...i'd put my trainers on and run a frigging mile lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bob is this lady one of the barebacking lesbians or one of your ex-escort customers or one of the ex-porn film actresses?
porn film actresses?
when did that happen? "
thats his nxt thread,hold on to your hats ladys lol |
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"Bob is this lady one of the barebacking lesbians or one of your ex-escort customers or one of the ex-porn film actresses?
porn film actresses?
when did that happen?
thats his nxt thread,hold on to your hats ladys lol "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some men do make me giggle, as if telling stories like this make women wanna throw themselfs at his feet...i'd put my trainers on and run a frigging mile lol "
But be honest you would be running in the Glossop/Woodhead direction.
Oh and btw, we`ve got our on and we`re running down to Manchester.  |
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"Fucking my neighbours wife on a regular basis is good fun but should I tell him that she likes me to go round and fuck her tight arse when he's at work? "
Yes definitely, he might even believe you! Z |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was shagging the neighbours wife over the kitchen table the other day when we hear someone trying the front door. "Quick, it's my husband, try the back door" she said...... In hindsight I probably should have legged it, but you don't get invitations like that every day! "
hahaha....fkn stop it... i'm gonna wet ma'sel..and not in a good way! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucking my neighbours wife on a regular basis is good fun but should I tell him that she likes me to go round and fuck her tight arse when he's at work? "
If its that regular, won't he begin to notice when she has a rectal prolapse? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucking my neighbours wife on a regular basis is good fun but should I tell him that she likes me to go round and fuck her tight arse when he's at work? "
Sounds a bit like B/s to me. Well we all know nobody in south Yorkshire has a job. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucking my neighbours wife on a regular basis is good fun but should I tell him that she likes me to go round and fuck her tight arse when he's at work?
If its that regular, won't he begin to notice when she has a rectal prolapse? "
Checking the wifes ass now lol |
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"Fucking my neighbours wife on a regular basis is good fun but should I tell him that she likes me to go round and fuck her tight arse when he's at work?
If its that regular, won't he begin to notice when she has a rectal prolapse? "
eurrrghhh!!! |
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"Fucking my neighbours wife on a regular basis is good fun but should I tell him that she likes me to go round and fuck her tight arse when he's at work? "
What Bob doesn't realise is... it's his neighbour's wife who goes to work and leaves her wig behind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fucking my neighbours wife on a regular basis is good fun but should I tell him that she likes me to go round and fuck her tight arse when he's at work?
What Bob doesn't realise is... it's his neighbour's wife who goes to work and leaves her wig behind."
lmfao.. think he realised but didnt want to share with us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well Ucle Bob, I best ask u as Angry Auntie is pretty usless at man things...Ive a really hot neighbour upstairs Ive been dying to shag for ages.
any tips? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucking my neighbours wife on a regular basis is good fun but should I tell him that she likes me to go round and fuck her tight arse when he's at work?
What Bob doesn't realise is... it's his neighbour's wife who goes to work and leaves her wig behind."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"well Ucle Bob, I best ask u as Angry Auntie is pretty usless at man things...Ive a really hot neighbour upstairs Ive been dying to shag for ages.
any tips?"
go round and ask for a cup of sugar And they call me Bob not dear deidri |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well Ucle Bob, I best ask u as Angry Auntie is pretty usless at man things...Ive a really hot neighbour upstairs Ive been dying to shag for ages.
any tips?
go round and ask for a cup of sugar And they call me Bob not dear deidri "
thing is Bob...she caresses her breasts, making moaning sounds and rubs my crotch...I'm just unsure how far she wants to go |
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"well Ucle Bob, I best ask u as Angry Auntie is pretty usless at man things...Ive a really hot neighbour upstairs Ive been dying to shag for ages.
any tips?
go round and ask for a cup of sugar And they call me Bob not dear deidri "
Bob, I also have a bit of a dilema that I'm sure you can help me with, I love to go to swinging clubs and do so on a regular basis and have lots of sex with both ladies and men, does that make me a naughty girl? In anticipation of Bolton. Z |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And bob returns wats nxt in ya busy life lol
the gang bang obviously! Doh! Z
With sex starved super models "
Laugh joke that's good I don't mind. Nobody said anything about super models. I'm selective and real, we all like similar things but some people on here are too fake! And now I go to sleep. No in fact I'm off to wank over some porn films because I can't get a fuck and I'm a sad fat wanker  |
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"And bob returns wats nxt in ya busy life lol
the gang bang obviously! Doh! Z
With sex starved super models
Laugh joke that's good I don't mind. Nobody said anything about super models. I'm selective and real, we all like similar things but some people on here are too fake! And now I go to sleep. No in fact I'm off to wank over some porn films because I can't get a fuck and I'm a sad fat wanker "
finally some honesty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a serious answer to your post I think what your doing to your "mate" is the lowest of the low and not in keeping with this lifestyle. I hope guys local to you see your boast......I mean post and steer well clear. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As a serious answer to your post I think what your doing to your "mate" is the lowest of the low and not in keeping with this lifestyle. I hope guys local to you see your boast......I mean post and steer well clear. "
Honesty is the best policy so i told him last night and he already knew. Apparently he asked me to do it one night in the pub but to make it appear that he never knew. We call this "role play" and many people do it. |
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"As a serious answer to your post I think what your doing to your "mate" is the lowest of the low and not in keeping with this lifestyle. I hope guys local to you see your boast......I mean post and steer well clear.
Honesty is the best policy so i told him last night and he already knew. Apparently he asked me to do it one night in the pub but to make it appear that he never knew. We call this "role play" and many people do it. "
No,role play is consenting...but hey if you are happy being their patsy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"bob seems abit of a knob
i think you can remove the qualifier from that sentence "
Haha glad i have your opinions on my posts!
A lot of you on here do know me and know my sense of humour, the others are usually fake profiles or men pretending to be women. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bob you are soooo full of it,
thinking you missed a couple of consonants out of that last statement testa "
Sorry Bob, you are sooooooooooooo full of it?
Oh darn they're vowels- nver gonna win Countdown am I |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lot of you on here do know me and know my sense of humour, the others are usually fake profiles or men pretending to be women. "
So that would be why you're on here trying to "send a woman to work with cum filled panties" then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bob you are soooo full of it,
thinking you missed a couple of consonants out of that last statement testa
Sorry Bob, you are sooooooooooooo full of it?
Oh darn they're vowels- nver gonna win Countdown am I "
i was thinking more of adding an 's' and an 'h' onto the front of 'it'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm loving these threads!! Good for the OP for not getting defensive and laughing it off when 'under attack'. I was going to say -keep it up-but thought that wasn't the best choice of words lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We could have a whole thread where we just insert 1 or more words between his two names like Bobs going to polish the door knob or Bob's a rhyming word for knob |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As a serious answer to your post I think what your doing to your "mate" is the lowest of the low and not in keeping with this lifestyle. I hope guys local to you see your boast......I mean post and steer well clear.
Honesty is the best policy so i told him last night and he already knew. Apparently he asked me to do it one night in the pub but to make it appear that he never knew. We call this "role play" and many people do it. "
Bob if "apparently he asked you" to do it, wouldn't you know that already and not need to tell him?
You'd remember wouldn't you lol. |
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"bob seems abit of a knob
i think you can remove the qualifier from that sentence
Haha glad i have your opinions on my posts!
A lot of you on here do know me and know my sense of humour, the others are usually fake profiles or men pretending to be women. "
i find it strange when someone says everyone knows my sense of humour...its usually a disclaimer from someone earthshatterngly unfunny |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"bob seems abit of a knob
i think you can remove the qualifier from that sentence
Haha glad i have your opinions on my posts!
A lot of you on here do know me and know my sense of humour, the others are usually fake profiles or men pretending to be women.
i find it strange when someone says everyone knows my sense of humour...its usually a disclaimer from someone earthshatterngly unfunny "
earthshattering?....................... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As a serious answer to your post I think what your doing to your "mate" is the lowest of the low and not in keeping with this lifestyle. I hope guys local to you see your boast......I mean post and steer well clear.
Honesty is the best policy so i told him last night and he already knew. Apparently he asked me to do it one night in the pub but to make it appear that he never knew. We call this "role play" and many people do it.
Bob if "apparently he asked you" to do it, wouldn't you know that already and not need to tell him?
You'd remember wouldn't you lol. "
True but it wouldn't have resulted in such an amusing thread with over 100 replies!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As a serious answer to your post I think what your doing to your "mate" is the lowest of the low and not in keeping with this lifestyle. I hope guys local to you see your boast......I mean post and steer well clear.
Honesty is the best policy so i told him last night and he already knew. Apparently he asked me to do it one night in the pub but to make it appear that he never knew. We call this "role play" and many people do it.
Bob if "apparently he asked you" to do it, wouldn't you know that already and not need to tell him?
You'd remember wouldn't you lol.
True but it wouldn't have resulted in such an amusing thread with over 100 replies!!! "
i was shocked and appalled...that ppl who dont swing shag neighbours etc etc etc....wonder if i could join.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fucking my neighbours wife on a regular basis is good fun but should I tell him that she likes me to go round and fuck her tight arse when he's at work? "
had the neighbours wife come onto me when i was 16 she was 22 had five good years she loved the risk has sex on the floor with her while he slept on sofa had sex on doorstep whilst he was in living room and sex over the bath with the door open and him in the next room needless to say eventually got caught got thrown naked across bedroom he was a big guy hod carrier when they used to carry bricks went straight through dressing table mirror and through bedroom window and down onto concrete woke up in rotherham general no broken bones but lots of cuts and bruises he had done a runner as he thought i was dead and my parents were not best pleased to say the least totally split there marriage up well ime now 48 and she still has a great body and arse and is still a good friend and a great fuck so be carefull |
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"Fucking my neighbours wife on a regular basis is good fun but should I tell him that she likes me to go round and fuck her tight arse when he's at work?
had the neighbours wife come onto me when i was 16 she was 22 had five good years she loved the risk has sex on the floor with her while he slept on sofa had sex on doorstep whilst he was in living room and sex over the bath with the door open and him in the next room needless to say eventually got caught got thrown naked across bedroom he was a big guy hod carrier when they used to carry bricks went straight through dressing table mirror and through bedroom window and down onto concrete woke up in rotherham general no broken bones but lots of cuts and bruises he had done a runner as he thought i was dead and my parents were not best pleased to say the least totally split there marriage up well ime now 48 and she still has a great body and arse and is still a good friend and a great fuck so be carefull "
You know, that is a story i believe, some just have that ring of truth. Z |
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By (user no longer on site)
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yep these things happen its just a shock when it happens to you especially at that age she invited me in the front door closed it gave me a big passionate kiss told me she had waited till i was old enough took me by the hand and led me straight upstairs undressed and started to undress me i just looked at her stunned she said am i not good enough and led me to the bed and i grew up as one would say |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"yep these things happen its just a shock when it happens to you especially at that age she invited me in the front door closed it gave me a big passionate kiss told me she had waited till i was old enough took me by the hand and led me straight upstairs undressed and started to undress me i just looked at her stunned she said am i not good enough and led me to the bed and i grew up as one would say "
sounds like you may have been groomed but it seems like you enjoyed it! I'd of probably kicked my football over her garden fence on purpose as soon as I grew my first pubic hair |
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"As a serious answer to your post I think what your doing to your "mate" is the lowest of the low and not in keeping with this lifestyle. I hope guys local to you see your boast......I mean post and steer well clear.
Honesty is the best policy so i told him last night and he already knew. Apparently he asked me to do it one night in the pub but to make it appear that he never knew. We call this "role play" and many people do it. "
You call it ‘role play’ , I call it ‘back peddling’…. potato patarto |
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By *rummpsMan
over a year ago
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About five or six years ago new people moved in four doors down from me. I met the husband soon after but it was some weeks before I saw the wife and it was quite a surprise to find she was an old girlfriend from years back.
They are both very friendly and we all get on but, as manners dictate, no mention has ever been made of the past.
So yes I can honestly say I’ve fucked my neighbours wife but it was years before he did.
Would I tell him? Not a chance!
_rummps x
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Thank you one and all for giving me an early morning giggle at this thread. It amused me on my commute into work. "
good to smile
I was fucking the neighbours wife and her friend last night and he enjoyed watching |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thank you one and all for giving me an early morning giggle at this thread. It amused me on my commute into work.
good to smile
I was fucking the neighbours wife and her friend last night and he enjoyed watching I admire your energy
yes but tonight I'm very tired and doing nothing "
hey bob lets spitroast nothing
och!...i cant believe how gay that sounds now...cant take it back after ive typed it can i!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Thank you one and all for giving me an early morning giggle at this thread. It amused me on my commute into work.
good to smile
I was fucking the neighbours wife and her friend last night and he enjoyed watching I admire your energy
yes but tonight I'm very tired and doing nothing
hey bob lets spitroast nothing
och!...i cant believe how gay that sounds now...cant take it back after ive typed it can i!!!"
haha I'm not bi |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thank you one and all for giving me an early morning giggle at this thread. It amused me on my commute into work.
good to smile
I was fucking the neighbours wife and her friend last night and he enjoyed watching I admire your energy
yes but tonight I'm very tired and doing nothing
hey bob lets spitroast nothing
och!...i cant believe how gay that sounds now...cant take it back after ive typed it can i!!!
haha I'm not bi "
neither am I lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"wow your having a good run OP ,normally the moral majority are out now looking to tar and feather the adulterers ...
but then you might like that
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maybe not |
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