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What is the strangest place YOU and YOUR “manhood” have gone?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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In honour of OLD FUNNY THREADS....
What is the strangest place YOU and YOUR “manhood” have gone?
I met a chap 20 years ago who used to buy WARM BREAD TANK LOAF every Saturday morning and he would cut a hole in it .....and continued his play journey shall we say
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His other favourite was buy a round of beef for SUNDAY ROAST ...cut a slit at one end, do his business in it, rinse and proceed to cook it....
He said it felt like the REAL THING ...
DO YOU have any stories of manhood venturing to new areas?
Or can you think of perhaps new suggestions for others?
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"In honour of OLD FUNNY THREADS....
What is the strangest place YOU and YOUR “manhood” have gone?
I met a chap 20 years ago who used to buy WARM BREAD TANK LOAF every Saturday morning and he would cut a hole in it .....and continued his play journey shall we say
AND
His other favourite was buy a round of beef for SUNDAY ROAST ...cut a slit at one end, do his business in it, rinse and proceed to cook it....
He said it felt like the REAL THING ...
DO YOU have any stories of manhood venturing to new areas?
Or can you think of perhaps new suggestions for others?
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Are you still friends with this guy??  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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He said it felt like the REAL THING ...
DO YOU have any stories of manhood venturing to new areas?
Or can you think of perhaps new suggestions for others?
Are you still friends with this guy?? "
He was a next door neighbour when I lived in Melbourne ... haven’t spoken in years ....
True story .... there must be other true rituals out there .... |
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By *w79Man
over a year ago
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I've used a swimmers armband float filled with warm water as a male masterbation device.
Perfect & cheap because you can vary how tight you want by increasing or decreasing the amount of air & water in it.
IMPORTANT if you try this make sure you use a condom & plenty of lube other wise it can chafe, especially if you've bought cheap ones from poundland  |
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He said it felt like the REAL THING ...
DO YOU have any stories of manhood venturing to new areas?
Or can you think of perhaps new suggestions for others?
Are you still friends with this guy??
He was a next door neighbour when I lived in Melbourne ... haven’t spoken in years ....
True story .... there must be other true rituals out there .... "
Think you did the right thing moving away  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've used a swimmers armband float filled with warm water as a male masterbation device.
Perfect & cheap because you can vary how tight you want by increasing or decreasing the amount of air & water in it.
IMPORTANT if you try this make sure you use a condom & plenty of lube other wise it can chafe, especially if you've bought cheap ones from poundland "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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He said it felt like the REAL THING ...
DO YOU have any stories of manhood venturing to new areas?
Or can you think of perhaps new suggestions for others?
Are you still friends with this guy??
He was a next door neighbour when I lived in Melbourne ... haven’t spoken in years ....
True story .... there must be other true rituals out there .... Think you did the right thing moving away "
I think it’s fine to try different things ....fun, self pleasurable and brings a smile to a face ... that’s healthy |
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He said it felt like the REAL THING ...
DO YOU have any stories of manhood venturing to new areas?
Or can you think of perhaps new suggestions for others?
Are you still friends with this guy??
He was a next door neighbour when I lived in Melbourne ... haven’t spoken in years ....
True story .... there must be other true rituals out there .... Think you did the right thing moving away
I think it’s fine to try different things ....fun, self pleasurable and brings a smile to a face ... that’s healthy "
I'm not sure that fucking a beef joint is overly healthy but each to their own I guess  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Warm car exhaust 
Don't try that with a truck..... you might end up HGV positive
NB} I've never pleasured myself using a car exhaust."
Good to hear as it may be a health and safety issue in that regard  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve seen a porn vid online where a man is fucking a pumpkin. Really going for it he was.
I then did a porn search for pumpkin fucks and it’s suprisingly common  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In honour of OLD FUNNY THREADS....
What is the strangest place YOU and YOUR “manhood” have gone?
I met a chap 20 years ago who used to buy WARM BREAD TANK LOAF every Saturday morning and he would cut a hole in it .....and continued his play journey shall we say
AND
His other favourite was buy a round of beef for SUNDAY ROAST ...cut a slit at one end, do his business in it, rinse and proceed to cook it....
He said it felt like the REAL THING ...
DO YOU have any stories of manhood venturing to new areas?
Or can you think of perhaps new suggestions for others?
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How many times had you been round for dinner before he told you this? |
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By *reeMan
over a year ago
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"I’ve seen a porn vid online where a man is fucking a pumpkin. Really going for it he was.
I then did a porn search for pumpkin fucks and it’s suprisingly common "
Aaah,at last! A use for pumpkin pie |
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