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Pretty sure it's a universal truth that when a guy makes a big bold claim, it will not actually happen. Claims like:
-You will definitely cum with me
-I lick pussy so good your legs will be shaking
-I can lick pussy for hours (maybe they can but usually not very good and never know what to do with a clit)
-I'll make you squirt like you've never squirted before
-You'll never meet anyone else with as much stamina as me
-I can give foreplay for hours
Etc
General formula is that if they make a boast about something, you can be pretty sure it's not gonna be anywhere near that good.
The really good ones don't need to advertise and big themselves up. They just get on and actually do it.
What other sad promises have you heard that just make you roll your eyes now?
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over a year ago
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People who say they are confident and talk dirty, but barely say a word during sex.
Women who go on about foreplay but demand intercourse almost immediately on getting down to things. |
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over a year ago
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""You won't be walking for a week after". Why, what you gonna do, carry me places? Because I guarantee I'll be up walking within a few minutes  "
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Thought it was 'you ain't gonna shit right for a week (Bad Santa) |
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""You won't be walking for a week after". Why, what you gonna do, carry me places? Because I guarantee I'll be up walking within a few minutes .
Thought it was 'you ain't gonna shit right for a week (Bad Santa) "
 I'll take a doughnut seat thing round with me. |
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over a year ago
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I've never actually ever claimed such things..
however it isn't just guys that do this..
and there are plenty of couples that essentially verify each others sexual prowess to gain meets. |
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"I've never actually ever claimed such things..
however it isn't just guys that do this..
and there are plenty of couples that essentially verify each others sexual prowess to gain meets."
Those self promoting verifications are brilliant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pretty sure it's a universal truth that when a guy makes a big bold claim, it will not actually happen. Claims like:
-You will definitely cum with me
-I lick pussy so good your legs will be shaking
-I can lick pussy for hours (maybe they can but usually not very good and never know what to do with a clit)
-I'll make you squirt like you've never squirted before
-You'll never meet anyone else with as much stamina as me
-I can give foreplay for hours
Etc
General formula is that if they make a boast about something, you can be pretty sure it's not gonna be anywhere near that good.
The really good ones don't need to advertise and big themselves up. They just get on and actually do it.
What other sad promises have you heard that just make you roll your eyes now?
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Any sentence starting with "I promise".  |
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over a year ago
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"Promise nothing and she will never be disappointed.....
I agree. Always under-promise and over-deliver.
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"You'll get the best 30 seconds of your life"
I've not got the hang of this selling lark have I? |
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"I've never actually ever claimed such things..
however it isn't just guys that do this..
and there are plenty of couples that essentially verify each others sexual prowess to gain meets.
Those self promoting verifications are brilliant. "
imagine the two couples meeting up..both have it on their profiles they are the best at this n that..jealous rivalry ensues  or indeed the couples falling out with their partners after the meet |
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