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Soooooo immature...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I feel I've resorted back to being a teen. I'm hungover AF, am lying in bed fully clothed as I can't be arsed to undress. Have eaten 2 rounds of peanut butter sandwiches and 3 bags of crisps, watched porn and wanked... Last night was kicked out of a club for being inappropriately fingered (blame Mr Foxxx) Am snowed in and bored and now closely resembling Kathy Burke's character Perry off Kevin and Perry.

What habits do you lot have that nurture your inner teen?!

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By *wesomeSauce!Man over a year ago

Brighton

Sounds fantastic. I do much the same thing (apart from being inappropriately fingered) whenever the family is away.

And chocolate. Lots of chocolate...

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

Try moving back in with your parents while you buy a house and get divorced

I spent most of my evenings sat on my bed watching Netflix up until I bought a chair and took it up to my room. More gin this time around though.

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By *essandpatCouple over a year ago

chester

I got up at midday as I was out last night got a bit to d*unk, i went to McDonald's came back to bed still fully clothed, iv done no house work ill get up in a bit make tea then probably go back to bed x

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By *aenMan over a year ago

Here and There

Makes you wonder what "appropriately fingered" would be - could you send Mr Foxxx back and ask?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am killing zombie's online in bed with a large chocolate milkshake and a bag of jelly babies

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Makes you wonder what "appropriately fingered" would be - could you send Mr Foxxx back and ask?

Haha!!! Soooo funny! Gawd what a night!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Am killing zombie's online in bed with a large chocolate milkshake and a bag of jelly babies

This is awesome!! I love milkshake too!

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By *09309309Woman over a year ago

Dublin

I love everything about this post but I have to ask...what does inappropriate fingering consist of?

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

"Makes you wonder what "appropriately fingered" would be - could you send Mr Foxxx back and ask?

I think that is when the bouncers are doing it.

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

My other half is forever asking me to pull his finger. I ignore him so he pulls it himself, farts and giggles. When he gets out of the shower he does helicopters with his knob and again giggles when I roll my eyes and tell him to grow up!

He's 57 so I think I should save my breath!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I love everything about this post but I have to ask...what does inappropriate fingering consist of?

I thinks its like those old signs at swimming pools that would state No heavy petting... Well we didn't have a pet with us so thats when it becomes inappropriate

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Makes you wonder what "appropriately fingered" would be - could you send Mr Foxxx back and ask?

I think that is when the bouncers are doing it."

Yeah the fuckers wouldn't have complained then!!

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