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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Everything is more glamourous when you do it in bed... - Andy Warhol

Anybody else have any favourites

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Everything is more glamourous when you do it in bed... - Andy Warhol

Anybody else have any favourites "

New hardwood windows, front and back, £2,500 plus VAT, fitted.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any man that can drive safely whilst kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves - Albert Einstein

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'What the fkin 'ell was that ?'

Lord Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I never hated a man enough to give him back his diamonds.

I can resist everything except temptation.

The aim of love is to love, nothing more, nothing less

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Everything is more glamourous when you do it in bed... - Andy Warhol

Anybody else have any favourites

New hardwood windows, front and back, £2,500 plus VAT, fitted. "

pmsl!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'I'll have a Cornetto'

Abraham Lincoln, 1865

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'Did you remember to cancel the milk?'

Adolf Hitler (to Eva Braun), 1945

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

"Fuck off and never come back"

Have a guess.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To marry twice is the victory of hope over experience.

Bette Davis on Joan Crawford "she screwed every leading man in Hollywood except Lassie"

Marc Twain cable to editor on arrival in Venice.

"street full of water,please advise"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

what fuckin gun

john lennon

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By *ashful BazMan  over a year ago

poole dorset

I,m good for twelve inches,

but only use six, as a Rule!

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By *ashful BazMan  over a year ago

poole dorset

Captain birds eye,

watch where yer stick yer fingers..

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with someone with no ammunition - Me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy: McMurphy (lead character in the film "One flew over the cuckoo's nest")

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People seem to look straight through me: The invisible man

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars"?

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

“I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"”

eric cartman

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

i looked in my moms bottom drawer and found what i must be getting for xmas, a hidden ultravibe big boy 2000

eric cartman

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By *ollie_JCouple  over a year ago

London

She asked for 8 inches, so I folded my cock in two

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To have loved and lost is better then never loved at all xxx x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"”

eric cartman"

Lmaorofpmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"bisexuality immediately doubles ur chances of a date on saturday night"

woody allen

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By *iles3659Man  over a year ago

Stafford

When asked "Would you like to achieve immortality through your work?" replied "I'd rather achieve immortality through not dying!"

Also Woody Allen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

The courage to change the things I cannot accept,

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people

I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,

as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why sex is better than religion: There are laws against forcing sex on minors who can't think for themselves

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Those Giraffes you sold me, they're gay. They just sit around eating and not mating. You sold me gay giraffes!

Oliver Reed - Gladiator

'Round em up stick em in a field and bomb the bastards'

General Patton

'You sir, are d*unk!' Nancy Astor to Churchill

'Indeed I am, madame. You are ugly. In the morning I shall be sober' Churchill's reply.

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By *rummpsMan  over a year ago

thanet

“Women should only wear white so the match the other appliances in the kitchen.”

Bernie Ecclestone (the poison dwarf)

_rummps x

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon

( To the wife, who, after falling out with a nieighbour wanted to move)

"Hun, there are angels and assholes everywhere, its just the faces and names that change".... Me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's got one" - can't remember!

"Once my eating gains momentum, it's very hard to shut down" - Garfield.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's got one" - can't remember!

"Once my eating gains momentum, it's very hard to shut down" - Garfield."

I'm not overweight, I'm undertall (think that was Garfield too, but the cap deffo fits here haha)

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By *obletonMan  over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran

Brings back memories xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I hate it when people steal quotes from movies.

It makes me angry, and you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'stories that finish with 'they all lived happily ever after' haven't finished yet'

Terry Prachet

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple  over a year ago

hexham

Immature love says: I love you because I need you. Mature love says: I need you because I love you.Erich Fromme.

The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to be perfectly indifferent whether it is taken or not, and never persist in trying to set people right.

Henry Ward Beecher

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By *umourCouple  over a year ago

Rushden

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity! Anon (on a toilet wall)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its Not The Men In My Life .. Its The Life In MY Men.

Come Up And See Me Sometime ...

Mae West

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple  over a year ago

Bolton

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple  over a year ago

Bolton

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything"

What a tangled web we weave when at first we try deceive..... take heed you fakers!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why do some men chase women they will never marry? The same reason that some dogs chase cars they will never drive

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

He's 18. He'll hump a lampshade if it has breasts and winks at him. - someone off the telly.

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By *lassic1Man  over a year ago

bellshill

Sincerity is the key to sucess...and when you can fake that you're made.

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By *weet DevilMan  over a year ago

dukinfield

if he his not careful the fucker will have someones eye out king harold !!

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By *ingmasterMan  over a year ago

nottingham

I havent got your fuckin football .

Quasimodo .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My favourite recently and it really made me laugh:

Its only a vagina, not the shroud of turin

(Ref: View / Fabswingers 2011

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Polo - the voice of wisdom and such a dry, sharp wit." wishy 18hrs ago.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you are.

Cary Grant.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"you touch it i fuck it" - me

And pretty much the whole discworld series by Terry Pratchett - quotes to suit every situation you can think with the added bonus of engaging your as you crack a rib laughing!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

19 yearold playmate."I've never been out with anyone older than 25". Hugh Hefner about 57."Don't worry,neither have I"

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

In order to know virtue, we must first acquaint ourselves with vice.

Marquis de Sade

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom

The Proverbs of Hell - William Blake

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Everyone should consider his body as a priceless gift from one whom he loves above all, a marvelous work of art, of indescribable beauty, and mystery beyond human conception, and so delicate that a word, a breath, a look, nay, a thought may injure it. - Nikola Tesla

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By *lassic1Man  over a year ago

bellshill

...."You are obviously suffering from delusions of adequacy"....

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon

"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand at post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."

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By *ara JTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol East

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough

- Mae West

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

romeo romeo where for art thow romeo

david beckham

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never rub another mans rhubarb - The Joker

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand at post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.""

Love that film

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