- Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they got on my nerves.
- Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.
- Help me to always give 100% at work:
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday and
5% on Friday
- And help me to remember that when I’m having a bad day and it seems that everyone is trying to wind me up that it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!
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