"Would that be sexual innuendo , I have a mate who's allways coming out with them as soon as he see,s a nice looking girl.Gets on my nerves tbh with him "
He sounds frightful... have you taken him in hand about this? |
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I grew up with Carry On films and non-PC comedy......it's second nature....but now I tailor it to my audience. I was over at a friends at Christmas, the lady of the couple who I have known for years and we will constantly exchange innuendos and risque comments and I suddenly realised two of her lady guests, both new neighbours, looking slightly shocked until one muttered.....'you've clearly known each other a long time.'.... |
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"I grew up with Carry On films and non-PC comedy......it's second nature....but now I tailor it to my audience. I was over at a friends at Christmas, the lady of the couple who I have known for years and we will constantly exchange innuendos and risque comments and I suddenly realised two of her lady guests, both new neighbours, looking slightly shocked until one muttered.....'you've clearly known each other a long time.'.... "
Took it well in the end then? |
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"I grew up with Carry On films and non-PC comedy......it's second nature....but now I tailor it to my audience. I was over at a friends at Christmas, the lady of the couple who I have known for years and we will constantly exchange innuendos and risque comments and I suddenly realised two of her lady guests, both new neighbours, looking slightly shocked until one muttered.....'you've clearly known each other a long time.'....
Took it well in the end then? "
They all did..... |
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I work in a hotel and we put all the juice in jugs as i was washing up the young girl came in an said and i qoute “ come and grab my jugs wenever ya ready” took all my might not to fondle her tits
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"I work in a hotel and we put all the juice in jugs as i was washing up the young girl came in an said and i qoute “ come and grab my jugs wenever ya ready” took all my might not to fondle her tits
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You held yourself well! |
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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago
Wiltshire and London |
"I work in a hotel and we put all the juice in jugs as i was washing up the young girl came in an said and i qoute “ come and grab my jugs wenever ya ready” took all my might not to fondle her tits
You held yourself well! "
What about when she wanted a refill?
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"I work in a hotel and we put all the juice in jugs as i was washing up the young girl came in an said and i qoute “ come and grab my jugs wenever ya ready” took all my might not to fondle her tits
You held yourself well!
What about when she wanted a refill?
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Maybe it was on tap? |
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"I work in a hotel and we put all the juice in jugs as i was washing up the young girl came in an said and i qoute “ come and grab my jugs wenever ya ready” took all my might not to fondle her tits
You held yourself well!
What about when she wanted a refill?
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Shes full of them she came in the once with an empty oj jug, looked me square in the eye an said can u fill me up |
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"I work in a hotel and we put all the juice in jugs as i was washing up the young girl came in an said and i qoute “ come and grab my jugs wenever ya ready” took all my might not to fondle her tits
You held yourself well!
What about when she wanted a refill?
Shes full of them she came in the once with an empty oj jug, looked me square in the eye an said can u fill me up "
Did you take a firm grip of said jugs? |
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"I work in a hotel and we put all the juice in jugs as i was washing up the young girl came in an said and i qoute “ come and grab my jugs wenever ya ready” took all my might not to fondle her tits
You held yourself well!
What about when she wanted a refill?
Shes full of them she came in the once with an empty oj jug, looked me square in the eye an said can u fill me up
Did you take a firm grip of said jugs?"
Im sure she wants the sausage |
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"I work in a hotel and we put all the juice in jugs as i was washing up the young girl came in an said and i qoute “ come and grab my jugs wenever ya ready” took all my might not to fondle her tits
You held yourself well!
What about when she wanted a refill?
Shes full of them she came in the once with an empty oj jug, looked me square in the eye an said can u fill me up
Did you take a firm grip of said jugs?"
Freshly squeezed! |
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"I work in a hotel and we put all the juice in jugs as i was washing up the young girl came in an said and i qoute “ come and grab my jugs wenever ya ready” took all my might not to fondle her tits
You held yourself well!
What about when she wanted a refill?
Shes full of them she came in the once with an empty oj jug, looked me square in the eye an said can u fill me up
Did you take a firm grip of said jugs?
Im sure she wants the sausage "
Well one cannot live on juice alone... |
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"I'm finding this too hard, can't quite get my tongue around it
Red
Sometimes it just slips though my lips... "
I guess it makes it easier to part them first....just so your tongue can move freely |
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"I work in a hotel and we put all the juice in jugs as i was washing up the young girl came in an said and i qoute “ come and grab my jugs wenever ya ready” took all my might not to fondle her tits
You held yourself well!
What about when she wanted a refill?
Shes full of them she came in the once with an empty oj jug, looked me square in the eye an said can u fill me up
Did you take a firm grip of said jugs?
Im sure she wants the sausage
Well one cannot live on juice alone..." then theres the the times she pretends sausages are penises
The things id do to swap with that sausage |
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"I'm finding this too hard, can't quite get my tongue around it
Red
Sometimes it just slips though my lips...
I guess it makes it easier to part them first....just so your tongue can move freely "
Best if they're moistened too... |
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"I’m still waiting to dunk my biscuit into a warm moist wet cup
Keep a tight grip on it... it might end up in the bottom "
Switch to hob knobs, they can dunk multiple times before ending in a sticky mess... |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"I'm coming from behind on this one and really hope I don't make a fist of it when I slip one in
Its ok... you made up for it with your large entry."
Oh I love it when someone pays attention to my entrance |
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"I'm coming from behind on this one and really hope I don't make a fist of it when I slip one in
Its ok... you made up for it with your large entry.
Oh I love it when someone pays attention to my entrance"
I know... I'm licking up to you... |
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By *emini ManMan
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There and to the left a bit |
"I'm coming from behind on this one and really hope I don't make a fist of it when I slip one in
Its ok... you made up for it with your large entry.
Oh I love it when someone pays attention to my entrance
I know... I'm licking up to you... "
Well make sure to go the 'whole' way right up to the rim... |
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"I'm coming from behind on this one and really hope I don't make a fist of it when I slip one in
Its ok... you made up for it with your large entry.
Oh I love it when someone pays attention to my entrance
I know... I'm licking up to you... "
Looks like you’ve got it licked |
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"I'm coming from behind on this one and really hope I don't make a fist of it when I slip one in
Its ok... you made up for it with your large entry.
Oh I love it when someone pays attention to my entrance
I know... I'm licking up to you...
Looks like you’ve got it licked "
Took a while but I warmed up first |
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By *emini ManMan
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There and to the left a bit |
"I'm coming from behind on this one and really hope I don't make a fist of it when I slip one in
Its ok... you made up for it with your large entry.
Oh I love it when someone pays attention to my entrance
I know... I'm licking up to you...
Looks like you’ve got it licked
Took a while but I warmed up first"
You certainly got the juices flowing that's for sure.... |
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"I'm coming from behind on this one and really hope I don't make a fist of it when I slip one in
Its ok... you made up for it with your large entry.
Oh I love it when someone pays attention to my entrance
I know... I'm licking up to you...
Looks like you’ve got it licked
Took a while but I warmed up first
You certainly got the juices flowing that's for sure...."
just needed a bit of a bang... |
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By *emini ManMan
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There and to the left a bit |
"I'm coming from behind on this one and really hope I don't make a fist of it when I slip one in
Its ok... you made up for it with your large entry.
Oh I love it when someone pays attention to my entrance
I know... I'm licking up to you...
Looks like you’ve got it licked
Took a while but I warmed up first
You certainly got the juices flowing that's for sure....
just needed a bit of a bang... "
Well if it's bangers you want I know just the sausage to feed your appetite |
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"So, how many of you got covered in white stuff today?
It started with just little sprinkle... but then it increased in intensity and turned out to be quite heavy
But it stick in your area?? "
Typo*
But did it stick in your area?? |
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"So, how many of you got covered in white stuff today?
It started with just little sprinkle... but then it increased in intensity and turned out to be quite heavy
But it stick in your area??
Typo*
But did it stick in your area?? "
And of course there's always the "Yellow snow warning!" |
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"So, how many of you got covered in white stuff today?
It started with just little sprinkle... but then it increased in intensity and turned out to be quite heavy
But it stick in your area??
Typo*
But did it stick in your area?? "
There's quite an accumulation building up |
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"So, how many of you got covered in white stuff today?
It started with just little sprinkle... but then it increased in intensity and turned out to be quite heavy
But it stick in your area??
Typo*
But did it stick in your area??
And of course there's always the "Yellow snow warning!""
that's just a piss-take |
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"So, how many of you got covered in white stuff today?
It started with just little sprinkle... but then it increased in intensity and turned out to be quite heavy
But it stick in your area??
Typo*
But did it stick in your area??
There's quite an accumulation building up"
Time for a shower now to wash it away...... lol |
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