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More Strictly Mayhem with Mistress and friends etc #88

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Oops I broke the last one sorry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I meant to get a post in then fecking phone went off ffs

Hope alls ok _oddy

Thanks for starting eenie

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull

Wow... #88.

How are we all this Evening?

Is _amiss in hiding?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wow... #88.

How are we all this Evening?

Is _amiss in hiding?"

She taken up doing sudokos

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Wow... #88.

How are we all this Evening?

Is _amiss in hiding?

She taken up doing sudokos "

Must get through loads of andrex

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Wow... #88.

How are we all this Evening?

Is _amiss in hiding?

She taken up doing sudokos

Must get through loads of andrex "

im too thick to do em

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wow... #88.

How are we all this Evening?

Is _amiss in hiding?

She taken up doing sudokos

Must get through loads of andrex "

Nah she recycles after doing one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wow... #88.

How are we all this Evening?

Is _amiss in hiding?

She taken up doing sudokos

Must get through loads of andrex im too thick to do em"

Stick with it...it all adds up

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Wow... #88.

How are we all this Evening?

Is _amiss in hiding?

She taken up doing sudokos

Must get through loads of andrex im too thick to do em"

Same here hun.

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Wow... #88.

How are we all this Evening?

Is _amiss in hiding?

She taken up doing sudokos

Must get through loads of andrex

Nah she recycles after doing one"

Umm... ok, I'm not gonna ask!

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull

Sudoku doesn't interest me.

I'm happy doing my paintings, adult colouring and making papercraft models, keeps me occupied and (almost) sane

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oops I broke the last one sorry "

Naughty girl!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wow... #88.

How are we all this Evening?

Is _amiss in hiding?"

nope

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wow... #88.

How are we all this Evening?

Is _amiss in hiding?

She taken up doing sudokos

Must get through loads of andrex "

No I use Tesco cheap stuff!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wow... #88.

How are we all this Evening?

Is _amiss in hiding?

She taken up doing sudokos

Must get through loads of andrex

Nah she recycles after doing one"

Tut....I don't....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wow... #88.

How are we all this Evening?

Is _amiss in hiding?

She taken up doing sudokos

Must get through loads of andrex

Nah she recycles after doing one

Umm... ok, I'm not gonna ask! "

I don't Paul....take no notice.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sudoku doesn't interest me.

I'm happy doing my paintings, adult colouring and making papercraft models, keeps me occupied and (almost) sane "

You do whatever floats your boat mate

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sudoku doesn't interest me.

I'm happy doing my paintings, adult colouring and making papercraft models, keeps me occupied and (almost) sane "

That sounds great. I love the adult colouring books. You sound a bit crafty Paul?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wow... #88.

How are we all this Evening?

Is _amiss in hiding?

She taken up doing sudokos

Must get through loads of andrex

Nah she recycles after doing one

Umm... ok, I'm not gonna ask!

I don't Paul....take no notice..... "

She does mate...it's the one in the Financial Times though....not just any old bog.....erm, toilet paper for our sami

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wow... #88.

How are we all this Evening?

Is _amiss in hiding?

She taken up doing sudokos

Must get through loads of andrex

Nah she recycles after doing one

Umm... ok, I'm not gonna ask!

I don't Paul....take no notice.....

She does mate...it's the one in the Financial Times though....not just any old bog.....erm, toilet paper for our sami "

I have some izal somewhere, when I run out of the cushioned Andrex roll, it's could for tracing paper!

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Sudoku doesn't interest me.

I'm happy doing my paintings, adult colouring and making papercraft models, keeps me occupied and (almost) sane

That sounds great. I love the adult colouring books. You sound a bit crafty Paul? "

Yeah you could say that

I like making things, papercraft is my latest obsession... the intricacy of using a scalpel to cut card templates and parts accurately then glueing them together is good for my concentration, it helps me to not think about stuff I don't want to think about, so it's good for my mental health

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Wow... #88.

How are we all this Evening?

Is _amiss in hiding?

She taken up doing sudokos

Must get through loads of andrex

Nah she recycles after doing one

Umm... ok, I'm not gonna ask!

I don't Paul....take no notice.....

She does mate...it's the one in the Financial Times though....not just any old bog.....erm, toilet paper for our sami "

Broad sheet = value for money, and it's a nice shade of pink?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sudoku doesn't interest me.

I'm happy doing my paintings, adult colouring and making papercraft models, keeps me occupied and (almost) sane

That sounds great. I love the adult colouring books. You sound a bit crafty Paul?

Yeah you could say that

I like making things, papercraft is my latest obsession... the intricacy of using a scalpel to cut card templates and parts accurately then glueing them together is good for my concentration, it helps me to not think about stuff I don't want to think about, so it's good for my mental health "

That's interesting, my sister in law has just given me bespoke picture made out of cardboard templates, it's beautiful and has our names on

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wow... #88.

How are we all this Evening?

Is _amiss in hiding?

She taken up doing sudokos

Must get through loads of andrex

Nah she recycles after doing one

Umm... ok, I'm not gonna ask!

I don't Paul....take no notice.....

She does mate...it's the one in the Financial Times though....not just any old bog.....erm, toilet paper for our sami

Broad sheet = value for money, and it's a nice shade of pink? "

Yes and the ink doesn't run or smudge

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wow... #88.

How are we all this Evening?

Is _amiss in hiding?

She taken up doing sudokos

Must get through loads of andrex

Nah she recycles after doing one

Umm... ok, I'm not gonna ask!

I don't Paul....take no notice.....

She does mate...it's the one in the Financial Times though....not just any old bog.....erm, toilet paper for our sami

Broad sheet = value for money, and it's a nice shade of pink? "

Tears it into little sheets...but she might go enen posher now you've given her ideas with a scalpel

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

When I started my banking career, my manager made us read the financial times, I hadn't got a clue what it was all about

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wow... #88.

How are we all this Evening?

Is _amiss in hiding?

She taken up doing sudokos

Must get through loads of andrex

Nah she recycles after doing one

Umm... ok, I'm not gonna ask!

I don't Paul....take no notice.....

She does mate...it's the one in the Financial Times though....not just any old bog.....erm, toilet paper for our sami

Broad sheet = value for money, and it's a nice shade of pink?

Tears it into little sheets...but she might go enen posher now you've given her ideas with a scalpel "

Yeah but I can't wipe my bum on cut card templates, it will give me a nasty rash

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When I started my banking career, my manager made us read the financial times, I hadn't got a clue what it was all about "

I still dont too much reading to make a fast buck

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"When I started my banking career, my manager made us read the financial times, I hadn't got a clue what it was all about

I still dont too much reading to make a fast buck "

Think you're right

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wow... #88.

How are we all this Evening?

Is _amiss in hiding?

She taken up doing sudokos

Must get through loads of andrex

Nah she recycles after doing one

Umm... ok, I'm not gonna ask!

I don't Paul....take no notice.....

She does mate...it's the one in the Financial Times though....not just any old bog.....erm, toilet paper for our sami

Broad sheet = value for money, and it's a nice shade of pink?

Tears it into little sheets...but she might go enen posher now you've given her ideas with a scalpel

Yeah but I can't wipe my bum on cut card templates, it will give me a nappy rash "

Well stop wearing cheap fivers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm getting a conk on..

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wow... #88.

How are we all this Evening?

Is _amiss in hiding?

She taken up doing sudokos

Must get through loads of andrex

Nah she recycles after doing one

Umm... ok, I'm not gonna ask!

I don't Paul....take no notice.....

She does mate...it's the one in the Financial Times though....not just any old bog.....erm, toilet paper for our sami

Broad sheet = value for money, and it's a nice shade of pink?

Tears it into little sheets...but she might go enen posher now you've given her ideas with a scalpel

Yeah but I can't wipe my bum on cut card templates, it will give me a nappy rash

Well stop wearing cheap fivers "

I know, think I'll have to splash out, pardon the pun!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm getting a conk on.."

Custard creams?......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm getting a conk on..

Custard creams?......"

And a pear +two bags of skittles

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm getting a conk on..

Custard creams?......

And a pear +two bags of skittles "

Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm getting a conk on..

Custard creams?......

And a pear +two bags of skittles

Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals "

Heinz?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm getting a conk on..

Custard creams?......

And a pear +two bags of skittles

Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals

Heinz? "

Tesco....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm getting a conk on..

Custard creams?......

And a pear +two bags of skittles

Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals

Heinz?

Tesco...."

Not on of them 29p tins

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm getting a conk on..

Custard creams?......

And a pear +two bags of skittles

Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals

Heinz?

Tesco....

Not on of them 29p tins "

No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm getting a conk on..

Custard creams?......

And a pear +two bags of skittles

Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals

Heinz?

Tesco....

Not on of them 29p tins

No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish "

I hope to buttered your dippers

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"I'm getting a conk on..

Custard creams?......

And a pear +two bags of skittles

Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals

Heinz?

Tesco....

Not on of them 29p tins

No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish "

Nothing better than Heinz Tomato Soup, together with fresh bread or rolls to dunk in!

Hi Samiss!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm getting a conk on..

Custard creams?......

And a pear +two bags of skittles

Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals

Heinz?

Tesco....

Not on of them 29p tins

No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish

I hope to buttered your dippers "

Ooh, I'll look forward to that, whatever it is!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm getting a conk on..

Custard creams?......

And a pear +two bags of skittles

Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals

Heinz?

Tesco....

Not on of them 29p tins

No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish

Nothing better than Heinz Tomato Soup, together with fresh bread or rolls to dunk in!

Hi Samiss!"

Hi Iain, a man after my own heart!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm getting a conk on..

Custard creams?......

And a pear +two bags of skittles

Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals

Heinz?

Tesco....

Not on of them 29p tins

No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish

Nothing better than Heinz Tomato Soup, together with fresh bread or rolls to dunk in!

Hi Samiss!"

Got to be buttered though

Good morning ian

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm getting a conk on..

Custard creams?......

And a pear +two bags of skittles

Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals

Heinz?

Tesco....

Not on of them 29p tins

No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish

I hope to buttered your dippers "

Ooh got you now , butter on the bread, of course!....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm getting a conk on..

Custard creams?......

And a pear +two bags of skittles

Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals

Heinz?

Tesco....

Not on of them 29p tins

No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish

I hope to buttered your dippers

Ooh got you now , butter on the bread, of course!.... "

I hope it's of a block and not that aldi rip off lurpac stuff

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm getting a conk on..

Custard creams?......

And a pear +two bags of skittles

Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals

Heinz?

Tesco....

Not on of them 29p tins

No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish

I hope to buttered your dippers

Ooh got you now , butter on the bread, of course!....

I hope it's of a block and not that aldi rip off lurpac stuff "

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm getting a conk on..

Custard creams?......

And a pear +two bags of skittles

Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals

Heinz?

Tesco....

Not on of them 29p tins

No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish

I hope to buttered your dippers

Ooh got you now , butter on the bread, of course!....

I hope it's of a block and not that aldi rip off lurpac stuff

"

Actually, I have the cholesterol reducing spread......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm getting a conk on..

Custard creams?......

And a pear +two bags of skittles

Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals

Heinz?

Tesco....

Not on of them 29p tins

No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish

I hope to buttered your dippers

Ooh got you now , butter on the bread, of course!....

I hope it's of a block and not that aldi rip off lurpac stuff

Actually, I have the cholesterol reducing spread...... "

Doesn't work...chemist told the body can coprocessor with natural butter far better then the oils used in thst stuff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm getting a conk on..

Custard creams?......

And a pear +two bags of skittles

Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals

Heinz?

Tesco....

Not on of them 29p tins

No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish

I hope to buttered your dippers

Ooh got you now , butter on the bread, of course!....

I hope it's of a block and not that aldi rip off lurpac stuff

Actually, I have the cholesterol reducing spread......

Doesn't work...chemist told the body can coprocessor with natural butter far better then the oils used in thst stuff "

Feck you can tell I'm conking

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm getting a conk on..

Custard creams?......

And a pear +two bags of skittles

Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals

Heinz?

Tesco....

Not on of them 29p tins

No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish

I hope to buttered your dippers

Ooh got you now , butter on the bread, of course!....

I hope it's of a block and not that aldi rip off lurpac stuff

Actually, I have the cholesterol reducing spread......

Doesn't work...chemist told the body can coprocessor with natural butter far better then the oils used in thst stuff "

Tut..typical....

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"I'm getting a conk on..

Custard creams?......

And a pear +two bags of skittles

Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals

Heinz?

Tesco....

Not on of them 29p tins

No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish

Nothing better than Heinz Tomato Soup, together with fresh bread or rolls to dunk in!

Hi Samiss!

Hi Iain, a man after my own heart! "

With choccie Oaty Hobnobs for afters?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm getting a conk on..

Custard creams?......

And a pear +two bags of skittles

Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals

Heinz?

Tesco....

Not on of them 29p tins

No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish

I hope to buttered your dippers

Ooh got you now , butter on the bread, of course!....

I hope it's of a block and not that aldi rip off lurpac stuff

Actually, I have the cholesterol reducing spread......

Doesn't work...chemist told the body can coprocessor with natural butter far better then the oils used in thst stuff

Feck you can tell I'm conking "

Yeah I'm conking too, bloody bourbons...see ya later xxx

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm getting a conk on..

Custard creams?......

And a pear +two bags of skittles

Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals

Heinz?

Tesco....

Not on of them 29p tins

No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish

Nothing better than Heinz Tomato Soup, together with fresh bread or rolls to dunk in!

Hi Samiss!

Hi Iain, a man after my own heart!

With choccie Oaty Hobnobs for afters? "

Mmmm..don't tempt me, I'm off to bed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm getting a conk on..

Custard creams?......

And a pear +two bags of skittles

Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals

Heinz?

Tesco....

Not on of them 29p tins

No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish

I hope to buttered your dippers

Ooh got you now , butter on the bread, of course!....

I hope it's of a block and not that aldi rip off lurpac stuff

Actually, I have the cholesterol reducing spread......

Doesn't work...chemist told the body can coprocessor with natural butter far better then the oils used in thst stuff

Feck you can tell I'm conking

Yeah I'm conking too, bloody bourbons...see ya later xxx"

Laters my bed awaits me...good night all

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm getting a conk on..

Custard creams?......

And a pear +two bags of skittles

Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals

Heinz?

Tesco....

Not on of them 29p tins

No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish

I hope to buttered your dippers

Ooh got you now , butter on the bread, of course!....

I hope it's of a block and not that aldi rip off lurpac stuff

Actually, I have the cholesterol reducing spread......

Doesn't work...chemist told the body can coprocessor with natural butter far better then the oils used in thst stuff

Feck you can tell I'm conking

Yeah I'm conking too, bloody bourbons...see ya later xxx

Laters my bed awaits me...good night all "

Na night.... xxx

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"I'm getting a conk on..

Custard creams?......

And a pear +two bags of skittles

Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals

Heinz?

Tesco....

Not on of them 29p tins

No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish

Nothing better than Heinz Tomato Soup, together with fresh bread or rolls to dunk in!

Hi Samiss!

Hi Iain, a man after my own heart!

With choccie Oaty Hobnobs for afters?

Mmmm..don't tempt me, I'm off to bed "

Spoilsport!

Goodnight!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm getting a conk on..

Custard creams?......

And a pear +two bags of skittles

Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals

Heinz?

Tesco....

Not on of them 29p tins

No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish

Nothing better than Heinz Tomato Soup, together with fresh bread or rolls to dunk in!

Hi Samiss!

Hi Iain, a man after my own heart!

With choccie Oaty Hobnobs for afters?

Mmmm..don't tempt me, I'm off to bed

Spoilsport!

Goodnight!"

Night, Iain, have a peaceful night...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fecking snow is back here

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Fecking snow is back here "

And here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fecking snow is back here

And here "

False alarm. ..it's stopped and melted now

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Sudoku doesn't interest me.

I'm happy doing my paintings, adult colouring and making papercraft models, keeps me occupied and (almost) sane

That sounds great. I love the adult colouring books. You sound a bit crafty Paul?

Yeah you could say that

I like making things, papercraft is my latest obsession... the intricacy of using a scalpel to cut card templates and parts accurately then glueing them together is good for my concentration, it helps me to not think about stuff I don't want to think about, so it's good for my mental health

That's interesting, my sister in law has just given me bespoke picture made out of cardboard templates, it's beautiful and has our names on "

Decupauge, that's very different from what I do, I do have ideas tho.

I've been making 3d models... rockets, space ship, the moon... all mounted in 1 corner of my room with a space scene painted aroind them.

3d female torso coming out of a wall, roses, katana sword with nunchucks and samurai mask, and a modified Mercedes car

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

morning all happy paddys day xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sudoku doesn't interest me.

I'm happy doing my paintings, adult colouring and making papercraft models, keeps me occupied and (almost) sane

That sounds great. I love the adult colouring books. You sound a bit crafty Paul?

Yeah you could say that

I like making things, papercraft is my latest obsession... the intricacy of using a scalpel to cut card templates and parts accurately then glueing them together is good for my concentration, it helps me to not think about stuff I don't want to think about, so it's good for my mental health

That's interesting, my sister in law has just given me bespoke picture made out of cardboard templates, it's beautiful and has our names on

Decupauge, that's very different from what I do, I do have ideas tho.

I've been making 3d models... rockets, space ship, the moon... all mounted in 1 corner of my room with a space scene painted aroind them.

3d female torso coming out of a wall, roses, katana sword with nunchucks and samurai mask, and a modified Mercedes car "

If it works for you...keep it up mate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"morning all happy paddys day xxx"

Top of the morning to you _oddy

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

shamrock latte please mistress

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"shamrock latte please mistress "

Does that involve alcohol?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sudoku doesn't interest me.

I'm happy doing my paintings, adult colouring and making papercraft models, keeps me occupied and (almost) sane

That sounds great. I love the adult colouring books. You sound a bit crafty Paul?

Yeah you could say that

I like making things, papercraft is my latest obsession... the intricacy of using a scalpel to cut card templates and parts accurately then glueing them together is good for my concentration, it helps me to not think about stuff I don't want to think about, so it's good for my mental health

That's interesting, my sister in law has just given me bespoke picture made out of cardboard templates, it's beautiful and has our names on

Decupauge, that's very different from what I do, I do have ideas tho.

I've been making 3d models... rockets, space ship, the moon... all mounted in 1 corner of my room with a space scene painted aroind them.

3d female torso coming out of a wall, roses, katana sword with nunchucks and samurai mask, and a modified Mercedes car "

Gosh that sounds very artistic, Paul

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all happy paddys day xxx"

Arfnoon Voddy

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Just had a McDonalds after footie, their cappuccino was lovely!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Wanders in............Wanders out......

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"shamrock latte please mistress

Does that involve alcohol? "

no shamrock pattern on top

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"shamrock latte please mistress

Does that involve alcohol? no shamrock pattern on top"

Four fecking leafs?

I've just learnt to do one ffs

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Wanders in.......Wanders out...

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Wanders in.......Wanders out... "
grabs sami

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wanders in.......Wanders out... grabs sami"

Wanders back in and grabs Voddy!

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Wanders in.......Wanders out... grabs sami

Wanders back in and grabs Voddy! "

if we hide behind the curtain we can jump out on mistress

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wanders in.......Wanders out... grabs sami

Wanders back in and grabs Voddy! if we hide behind the curtain we can jump out on mistress "

We could....but she might not like it!.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wanders in.......Wanders out... grabs sami

Wanders back in and grabs Voddy! if we hide behind the curtain we can jump out on mistress "

Not tonight...I'm almost conked now

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wanders in.......Wanders out... grabs sami

Wanders back in and grabs Voddy! if we hide behind the curtain we can jump out on mistress

Not tonight...I'm almost conked now "

Spoilsport.......

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Morning all snowing and laying here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Morning all... Teeny weeny bit of snow here...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I warned you all the beast was coming back....didn't I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The beast passed by this part of the east...

One day of snow a few weeks back and about half an inch on the windowsill today... So all a bit of an anticlimax really...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The beast passed by this part of the east...

One day of snow a few weeks back and about half an inch on the windowsill today... So all a bit of an anticlimax really... "

I'd say you were fecking lucky

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

It's still coming down

Eenie tell em I said your having tomorrow off

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The beast passed by this part of the east...

One day of snow a few weeks back and about half an inch on the windowsill today... So all a bit of an anticlimax really...

I'd say you were fecking lucky "

Well yes but didn't get a snow day

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's still coming down

Eenie tell em I said your having tomorrow off"

OK!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The beast passed by this part of the east...

One day of snow a few weeks back and about half an inch on the windowsill today... So all a bit of an anticlimax really...

I'd say you were fecking lucky

Well yes but didn't get a snow day "

We got plenty and I would be willing to swap

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Iceland custard creams 5 pkts 2.00

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Iceland custard creams 5 pkts 2.00"

Are they big feckers?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I warned you all the beast was coming back....didn't I? "

Yes and it's damn annoying

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I warned you all the beast was coming back....didn't I?

Yes and it's damn annoying "

My warning? or the beast?

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Iceland custard creams 5 pkts 2.00

Are they big feckers?"

one can only get one in mouth at a time where as the piddling feckers one can get more not that I have tried since I'm a lady

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Iceland custard creams 5 pkts 2.00

Are they big feckers?one can only get one in mouth at a time where as the piddling feckers one can get more not that I have tried since I'm a lady "

I mean the packets!...daft fecker

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I warned you all the beast was coming back....didn't I?

Yes and it's damn annoying

My warning? or the beast? "

The snow,my daughter is at her friends and with my road being full of snow,I don’t drive in the snow and the buses not running yet I don't know how she's getting home.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How does this work?X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I warned you all the beast was coming back....didn't I?

Yes and it's damn annoying

My warning? or the beast?

The snow,my daughter is at her friends and with my road being full of snow,I don’t drive in the snow and the buses not running yet I don't know how she's getting home. "

Oh bugger...do her friends parents not drive....and is a taxi out of question?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How does this work?X "

Just join in.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I warned you all the beast was coming back....didn't I?

Yes and it's damn annoying

My warning? or the beast?

The snow,my daughter is at her friends and with my road being full of snow,I don’t drive in the snow and the buses not running yet I don't know how she's getting home.

Oh bugger...do her friends parents not drive....and is a taxi out of question?"

They do drive yes,but I can't expect them to drop her be great if they did though. I don’t know what the snow is like there,hopefully the buses start running later,they're in the process of clearing the snow at the bus station.

She's 16 so I'm not to concerned,she's got school at 8:40 tomorrow so has a bit of time to surface

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I warned you all the beast was coming back....didn't I?

Yes and it's damn annoying

My warning? or the beast?

The snow,my daughter is at her friends and with my road being full of snow,I don’t drive in the snow and the buses not running yet I don't know how she's getting home.

Oh bugger...do her friends parents not drive....and is a taxi out of question?

They do drive yes,but I can't expect them to drop her be great if they did though. I don’t know what the snow is like there,hopefully the buses start running later,they're in the process of clearing the snow at the bus station.

She's 16 so I'm not to concerned,she's got school at 8:40 tomorrow so has a bit of time to surface "

I'm sure she will and if it doesn't clear up. I'd have thought they will drop her off if it comes to the crunch...I know 16 year old girls appetites....and believe me it will be cheaper to drop her off

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold"

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo. "

What you going to use if you need one?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.

What you going to use if you need one? "

Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.

What you going to use if you need one?

Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper. "

It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.

What you going to use if you need one?

Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.

It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel

"

Haha, it does

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.

What you going to use if you need one?

Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.

It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel

Haha, it does "

It's like using greaseproof paper on it

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.

What you going to use if you need one?

Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.

It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel

Haha, it does

It's like using greaseproof paper on it "

I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The beast passed by this part of the east...

One day of snow a few weeks back and about half an inch on the windowsill today... So all a bit of an anticlimax really...

I'd say you were fecking lucky

Well yes but didn't get a snow day

We got plenty and I would be willing to swap "

Thanks for the kind offer but no that's fine thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.

What you going to use if you need one?

Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.

It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel

Haha, it does

It's like using greaseproof paper on it

I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper! "

So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.

What you going to use if you need one?

Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.

It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel

Haha, it does

It's like using greaseproof paper on it

I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!

So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it "

A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.

I think he's a fecking masochist

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.

What you going to use if you need one?

Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.

It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel

Haha, it does

It's like using greaseproof paper on it

I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!

So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it "

Haha, I know!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.

What you going to use if you need one?

Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.

It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel

Haha, it does

It's like using greaseproof paper on it

I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!

So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it

A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.

I think he's a fecking masochist "

Gosh, why would you use, I didn't even think you could buy it anymore

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.

What you going to use if you need one?

Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.

It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel

Haha, it does

It's like using greaseproof paper on it

I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!

So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it "

and my infant school too think they should be able to bring it back in schools so they know how we suffered

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.

What you going to use if you need one?

Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.

It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel

Haha, it does

It's like using greaseproof paper on it

I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!

So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it

A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.

I think he's a fecking masochist

Gosh, why would you use, I didn't even think you could buy it anymore "

And it's expensive. ...but hey ho my mate has just dropped me 12 rolls of the best quilted paper off for free 10 minutes ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.

What you going to use if you need one?

Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.

It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel

Haha, it does

It's like using greaseproof paper on it

I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!

So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it and my infant school too think they should be able to bring it back in schools so they know how we suffered "

It's too expensive now

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.

What you going to use if you need one?

Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.

It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel

Haha, it does

It's like using greaseproof paper on it

I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!

So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it and my infant school too think they should be able to bring it back in schools so they know how we suffered "

Yes, this Voddy, they have it too easy these days!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.

What you going to use if you need one?

Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.

It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel

Haha, it does

It's like using greaseproof paper on it

I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!

So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it

A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.

I think he's a fecking masochist

Gosh, why would you use, I didn't even think you could buy it anymore

And it's expensive. ...but hey ho my mate has just dropped me 12 rolls of the best quilted paper off for free 10 minutes ago "

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.

What you going to use if you need one?

Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.

It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel

Haha, it does

It's like using greaseproof paper on it

I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!

So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it

A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.

I think he's a fecking masochist "

Haha, I hate the stuff... Wee sliding off toilet paper doesn't seem so much fun these days

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.

What you going to use if you need one?

Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.

It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel

Haha, it does

It's like using greaseproof paper on it

I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!

So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it

and my infant school too think they should be able to bring it back in schools so they know how we suffered "

Do they get those wet wipes as well as quilts these days?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.

What you going to use if you need one?

Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.

It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel

Haha, it does

It's like using greaseproof paper on it

I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!

So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it

A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.

I think he's a fecking masochist

Haha, I hate the stuff... Wee sliding off toilet paper doesn't seem so much fun these days "

When did it seem fun? I used to try and hang on till I got home...well the daily mirror was slightly better

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.

What you going to use if you need one?

Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.

It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel

Haha, it does

It's like using greaseproof paper on it

I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!

So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it

A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.

I think he's a fecking masochist

Haha, I hate the stuff... Wee sliding off toilet paper doesn't seem so much fun these days

When did it seem fun? I used to try and hang on till I got home...well the daily mirror was slightly better"

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.

What you going to use if you need one?

Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.

It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel

Haha, it does

It's like using greaseproof paper on it

I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!

So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it

A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.

I think he's a fecking masochist

Haha, I hate the stuff... Wee sliding off toilet paper doesn't seem so much fun these days

When did it seem fun? I used to try and hang on till I got home...well the daily mirror was slightly better

"

bet you liked the andy capp cartoon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.

What you going to use if you need one?

Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.

It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel

Haha, it does

It's like using greaseproof paper on it

I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!

So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it

A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.

I think he's a fecking masochist

Haha, I hate the stuff... Wee sliding off toilet paper doesn't seem so much fun these days

When did it seem fun? I used to try and hang on till I got home...well the daily mirror was slightly better

bet you liked the andy capp cartoon"

Nah the real Andy capp was me dad

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.

What you going to use if you need one?

Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.

It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel

Haha, it does

It's like using greaseproof paper on it

I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!

So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it

A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.

I think he's a fecking masochist

Haha, I hate the stuff... Wee sliding off toilet paper doesn't seem so much fun these days

When did it seem fun? I used to try and hang on till I got home...well the daily mirror was slightly better

bet you liked the andy capp cartoon

Nah the real Andy capp was me dad "

Haha! Andy capp and Flo, my nan was called Flo and she always walked about in her rollers and headscarf

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.

What you going to use if you need one?

Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.

It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel

Haha, it does

It's like using greaseproof paper on it

I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!

So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it

A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.

I think he's a fecking masochist

Haha, I hate the stuff... Wee sliding off toilet paper doesn't seem so much fun these days

When did it seem fun? I used to try and hang on till I got home...well the daily mirror was slightly better

bet you liked the andy capp cartoon

Nah the real Andy capp was me dad

Haha! Andy capp and Flo, my nan was called Flo and she always walked about in her rollers and headscarf "

Didn't all women seem to do that when we were kids?

I look back at it now as some form of a kink they had

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.

What you going to use if you need one?

Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.

It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel

Haha, it does

It's like using greaseproof paper on it

I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!

So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it

A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.

I think he's a fecking masochist

Haha, I hate the stuff... Wee sliding off toilet paper doesn't seem so much fun these days

When did it seem fun? I used to try and hang on till I got home...well the daily mirror was slightly better

bet you liked the andy capp cartoon

Nah the real Andy capp was me dad

Haha! Andy capp and Flo, my nan was called Flo and she always walked about in her rollers and headscarf

Didn't all women seem to do that when we were kids?

I look back at it now as some form of a kink they had"

alreet hilda when you getting a murial

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.

What you going to use if you need one?

Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.

It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel

Haha, it does

It's like using greaseproof paper on it

I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!

So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it

A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.

I think he's a fecking masochist

Haha, I hate the stuff... Wee sliding off toilet paper doesn't seem so much fun these days

When did it seem fun? I used to try and hang on till I got home...well the daily mirror was slightly better

bet you liked the andy capp cartoon

Nah the real Andy capp was me dad

Haha! Andy capp and Flo, my nan was called Flo and she always walked about in her rollers and headscarf

Didn't all women seem to do that when we were kids?

I look back at it now as some form of a kink they hadalreet hilda when you getting a murial "

Wrong coast line...Andy was from the north east

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.

What you going to use if you need one?

Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.

It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel

Haha, it does

It's like using greaseproof paper on it

I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!

So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it

A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.

I think he's a fecking masochist

Haha, I hate the stuff... Wee sliding off toilet paper doesn't seem so much fun these days

When did it seem fun? I used to try and hang on till I got home...well the daily mirror was slightly better

bet you liked the andy capp cartoon

Nah the real Andy capp was me dad

Haha! Andy capp and Flo, my nan was called Flo and she always walked about in her rollers and headscarf

Didn't all women seem to do that when we were kids?

I look back at it now as some form of a kink they had"

Yes they did, I remember by two aunties that lived with my nan, used to go into town, with their rollers in!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold

Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.

What you going to use if you need one?

Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.

It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel

Haha, it does

It's like using greaseproof paper on it

I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!

So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it

A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.

I think he's a fecking masochist

Haha, I hate the stuff... Wee sliding off toilet paper doesn't seem so much fun these days

When did it seem fun? I used to try and hang on till I got home...well the daily mirror was slightly better

bet you liked the andy capp cartoon

Nah the real Andy capp was me dad

Haha! Andy capp and Flo, my nan was called Flo and she always walked about in her rollers and headscarf

Didn't all women seem to do that when we were kids?

I look back at it now as some form of a kink they hadalreet hilda when you getting a murial "

Ah, loved Hilda Ogden

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Funny old day today I think..

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Funny old day today I think.."

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Funny old day today I think.."
oh god better watch out shesome thinking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Funny old day today I think..oh god better watch out shesome thinking "

Nah its just been a funny old day...and a fecking cold one.

Roll on spring

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Funny old day today I think..oh god better watch out shesome thinking

Nah its just been a funny old day...and a fecking cold one.

Roll on spring "

my luck id fecking sit on it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Funny old day today I think..oh god better watch out shesome thinking

Nah its just been a funny old day...and a fecking cold one.

Roll on spring my luck id fecking sit on it"

You'd fecking enjoy that

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Funny old day today I think..oh god better watch out shesome thinking

Nah its just been a funny old day...and a fecking cold one.

Roll on spring my luck id fecking sit on it

You'd fecking enjoy that "

cheeky bint

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Funny old day today I think..oh god better watch out shesome thinking

Nah its just been a funny old day...and a fecking cold one.

Roll on spring my luck id fecking sit on it

You'd fecking enjoy that cheeky bint"

Bint!!

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Funny old day today I think..oh god better watch out shesome thinking

Nah its just been a funny old day...and a fecking cold one.

Roll on spring my luck id fecking sit on it

You'd fecking enjoy that cheeky bint

Bint!! "

sniggers like muttley

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Funny old day today I think..oh god better watch out shesome thinking

Nah its just been a funny old day...and a fecking cold one.

Roll on spring my luck id fecking sit on it

You'd fecking enjoy that cheeky bint

Bint!! sniggers like muttley"

Choked on fecking coffee

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Funny old day today I think..oh god better watch out shesome thinking

Nah its just been a funny old day...and a fecking cold one.

Roll on spring my luck id fecking sit on it

You'd fecking enjoy that cheeky bint

Bint!! sniggers like muttley

Choked on fecking coffee"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good morning you lazy lot

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning you lazy lot "

Morning Mistress!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination

Good morning! Yes I am being lazy.... but its a bank holiday so I'm forgiven

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning you lazy lot

Morning Mistress! "

Morning sami

You had your toast yet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning! Yes I am being lazy.... but its a bank holiday so I'm forgiven "

Jeez what bank holiday is that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning! Yes I am being lazy.... but its a bank holiday so I'm forgiven "

And good morning

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"Good morning! Yes I am being lazy.... but its a bank holiday so I'm forgiven

Jeez what bank holiday is that "

The one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning! Yes I am being lazy.... but its a bank holiday so I'm forgiven

Jeez what bank holiday is that

The one "

Aw jeez my memory

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Maidin mhaith play xx

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

coffees ready ladys and bacon barm cakes

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


" Maidin mhaith play xx"

Agus tú féin Voddy xx

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning you lazy lot

Morning Mistress!

Morning sami

You had your toast yet "

No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo!

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good morning you lazy lot

Morning Mistress!

Morning sami

You had your toast yet

No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! "

translates as hubbys got the teef

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"coffees ready ladys and bacon barm cakes"

Right, now I'm ready for breakfast!..mmmm.....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning you lazy lot

Morning Mistress!

Morning sami

You had your toast yet

No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef "

Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake!

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good morning you lazy lot

Morning Mistress!

Morning sami

You had your toast yet

No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef

Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! "

you want sauce or have you got enough

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning you lazy lot

Morning Mistress!

Morning sami

You had your toast yet

No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef

Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough "

You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any!

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good morning you lazy lot

Morning Mistress!

Morning sami

You had your toast yet

No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef

Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough

You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! "

passes bottle and another bacon barmy

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning you lazy lot

Morning Mistress!

Morning sami

You had your toast yet

No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef

Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough

You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! passes bottle and another bacon barmy"

....Hubby's trying to nick it.... now he's after the teef!....

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good morning you lazy lot

Morning Mistress!

Morning sami

You had your toast yet

No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef

Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough

You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! passes bottle and another bacon barmy

....Hubby's trying to nick it.... now he's after the teef!.... "

since mistress hasnt arrived he can have hers cut it up small for him

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning you lazy lot

Morning Mistress!

Morning sami

You had your toast yet

No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef

Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough

You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! passes bottle and another bacon barmy

....Hubby's trying to nick it.... now he's after the teef!.... since mistress hasnt arrived he can have hers cut it up small for him "

Ah bless ya....Ooh that's calmed him down, he nearly had a connery chasing me round the garden

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good morning you lazy lot

Morning Mistress!

Morning sami

You had your toast yet

No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef

Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough

You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! passes bottle and another bacon barmy

....Hubby's trying to nick it.... now he's after the teef!.... since mistress hasnt arrived he can have hers cut it up small for him

Ah bless ya....Ooh that's calmed him down, he nearly had a connery chasing me round the garden "

tell him theres another one in the shed and lock him in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning you lazy lot

Morning Mistress!

Morning sami

You had your toast yet

No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef

Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough

You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! passes bottle and another bacon barmy

....Hubby's trying to nick it.... now he's after the teef!.... since mistress hasnt arrived he can have hers cut it up small for him "

Feck...dashing about and starving

I always fecking miss out

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good morning you lazy lot

Morning Mistress!

Morning sami

You had your toast yet

No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef

Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough

You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! passes bottle and another bacon barmy

....Hubby's trying to nick it.... now he's after the teef!.... since mistress hasnt arrived he can have hers cut it up small for him

Feck...dashing about and starving

I always fecking miss out "

makes mistress a mushroom n bacon barmy with a double shot latte

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning you lazy lot

Morning Mistress!

Morning sami

You had your toast yet

No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef

Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough

You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! passes bottle and another bacon barmy

....Hubby's trying to nick it.... now he's after the teef!.... since mistress hasnt arrived he can have hers cut it up small for him

Feck...dashing about and starving

I always fecking miss out makes mistress a mushroom n bacon barmy with a double shot latte "

Shot a fried egg on top _oddy

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good morning you lazy lot

Morning Mistress!

Morning sami

You had your toast yet

No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef

Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough

You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! passes bottle and another bacon barmy

....Hubby's trying to nick it.... now he's after the teef!.... since mistress hasnt arrived he can have hers cut it up small for him

Feck...dashing about and starving

I always fecking miss out makes mistress a mushroom n bacon barmy with a double shot latte

Shot a fried egg on top _oddy "

get sami to lay one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning you lazy lot

Morning Mistress!

Morning sami

You had your toast yet

No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef

Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough

You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! passes bottle and another bacon barmy

....Hubby's trying to nick it.... now he's after the teef!.... since mistress hasnt arrived he can have hers cut it up small for him

Feck...dashing about and starving

I always fecking miss out makes mistress a mushroom n bacon barmy with a double shot latte

Shot a fried egg on top _oddy get sami to lay one "

Wanted a hens one...not a goose

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

How does the hen know how big the egg cup is when she lays the egg

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning you lazy lot

Morning Mistress!

Morning sami

You had your toast yet

No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef

Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough

You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! passes bottle and another bacon barmy

....Hubby's trying to nick it.... now he's after the teef!.... since mistress hasnt arrived he can have hers cut it up small for him

Ah bless ya....Ooh that's calmed him down, he nearly had a connery chasing me round the garden tell him theres another one in the shed and lock him in "

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning you lazy lot

Morning Mistress!

Morning sami

You had your toast yet

No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef

Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough

You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! passes bottle and another bacon barmy

....Hubby's trying to nick it.... now he's after the teef!.... since mistress hasnt arrived he can have hers cut it up small for him

Feck...dashing about and starving

I always fecking miss out makes mistress a mushroom n bacon barmy with a double shot latte

Shot a fried egg on top _oddy get sami to lay one "

ouch!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning you lazy lot

Morning Mistress!

Morning sami

You had your toast yet

No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef

Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough

You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! passes bottle and another bacon barmy

....Hubby's trying to nick it.... now he's after the teef!.... since mistress hasnt arrived he can have hers cut it up small for him

Feck...dashing about and starving

I always fecking miss out makes mistress a mushroom n bacon barmy with a double shot latte

Shot a fried egg on top _oddy get sami to lay one

Wanted a hens one...not a goose"

Golden goose

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How does the hen know how big the egg cup is when she lays the egg"

Do tell me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning you lazy lot

Morning Mistress!

Morning sami

You had your toast yet

No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef

Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough

You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! passes bottle and another bacon barmy

....Hubby's trying to nick it.... now he's after the teef!.... since mistress hasnt arrived he can have hers cut it up small for him

Feck...dashing about and starving

I always fecking miss out makes mistress a mushroom n bacon barmy with a double shot latte

Shot a fried egg on top _oddy get sami to lay one

Wanted a hens one...not a goose

Golden goose "

I was thinking along the lines of Mother. ...

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

I broked it so spose I have to start new one

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