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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Cup of coffee please , well I cant put up my own would you fuck me thread as Im not meeting

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"Cup of coffee please , well I cant put up my own would you fuck me thread as Im not meeting "

Milk and sugar and a choccy digestive?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Cup of coffee please , well I cant put up my own would you fuck me thread as Im not meeting "

capichino for me please

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Cup of coffee please , well I cant put up my own would you fuck me thread as Im not meeting

capichino for me please "

opps spelt wrong(goes into hiding)

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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Sorry not got a frothy coffee maker, just bog standard stuff in my house

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cup of coffee please , well I cant put up my own would you fuck me thread as Im not meeting

capichino for me please

opps spelt wrong(goes into hiding) "

You are poorly we can let you off

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cup of coffee please , well I cant put up my own would you fuck me thread as Im not meeting

Milk and sugar and a choccy digestive?"

Black no sugar but can I dip my choccy biscuits in your coffee they dont taste the same dipped in mine

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Cup of coffee please , well I cant put up my own would you fuck me thread as Im not meeting

capichino for me please

opps spelt wrong(goes into hiding)

You are poorly we can let you off "

comes out of hiding then, pet go to shops and buy the ones you add boiling water to, and see why your out pop into marksies and geta strudel for me and moody please

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"comes out of hiding then, pet go to shops and buy the ones you add boiling water to, and see why your out pop into marksies and geta strudel for me and moody please "

If I get Strudel, I'm trying it too

But I do make a mean one myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cup of coffee please , well I cant put up my own would you fuck me thread as Im not meeting

capichino for me please

opps spelt wrong(goes into hiding)

You are poorly we can let you off

comes out of hiding then, pet go to shops and buy the ones you add boiling water to, and see why your out pop into marksies and geta strudel for me and moody please "

dont forget the cream Pet

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"comes out of hiding then, pet go to shops and buy the ones you add boiling water to, and see why your out pop into marksies and geta strudel for me and moody please

If I get Strudel, I'm trying it too

But I do make a mean one myself "

christmas dinner sounding better all the time

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"comes out of hiding then, pet go to shops and buy the ones you add boiling water to, and see why your out pop into marksies and geta strudel for me and moody please

If I get Strudel, I'm trying it too

But I do make a mean one myself

christmas dinner sounding better all the time "

so it pets for xmas dinner this year then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"comes out of hiding then, pet go to shops and buy the ones you add boiling water to, and see why your out pop into marksies and geta strudel for me and moody please

If I get Strudel, I'm trying it too

But I do make a mean one myself

christmas dinner sounding better all the time

so it pets for xmas dinner this year then "

Yep I will bring the brandy and baileys

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"comes out of hiding then, pet go to shops and buy the ones you add boiling water to, and see why your out pop into marksies and geta strudel for me and moody please

If I get Strudel, I'm trying it too

But I do make a mean one myself

christmas dinner sounding better all the time

so it pets for xmas dinner this year then

Yep I will bring the brandy and baileys "

i'll bring the chocolates and pringles

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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Pets Christmas dinner Menu

Warm smoked Salmon with wholemeal toast

French Onion Soup with Cheese croutons

Roast Turket, Roast Pork, Goose fat Roast Potatoes, Roast Carrots and Parsnips, Sprouts, Red Cabbabe cooked in red wine,, Apple sauce and sage and onion, Gravy

Selection of cheese

Chrismas Pudding with Brandy Sauce

or

Apple Strudel with Chantilly Cream

Coffee, Brandy Liquers and Belgian CHocolates and Truffles.

Will that do Ladies

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Pets Christmas dinner Menu

Warm smoked Salmon with wholemeal toast

French Onion Soup with Cheese croutons

Roast Turket, Roast Pork, Goose fat Roast Potatoes, Roast Carrots and Parsnips, Sprouts, Red Cabbabe cooked in red wine,, Apple sauce and sage and onion, Gravy

Selection of cheese

Chrismas Pudding with Brandy Sauce

or

Apple Strudel with Chantilly Cream

Coffee, Brandy Liquers and Belgian CHocolates and Truffles.

Will that do Ladies "

can you do B&B as well please

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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AS it's you

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"AS it's you "

packing suitcase right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pets Christmas dinner Menu

Warm smoked Salmon with wholemeal toast

French Onion Soup with Cheese croutons

Roast Turket, Roast Pork, Goose fat Roast Potatoes, Roast Carrots and Parsnips, Sprouts, Red Cabbabe cooked in red wine,, Apple sauce and sage and onion, Gravy

Selection of cheese

Chrismas Pudding with Brandy Sauce

or

Apple Strudel with Chantilly Cream

Coffee, Brandy Liquers and Belgian CHocolates and Truffles.

Will that do Ladies

can you do B&B as well please "

And only thing I will pass on is the salmon other than that sounds fab

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"AS it's you

packing suitcase right now "

Not Christmas for 2 months

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"AS it's you

packing suitcase right now "

Sshhh room for me in there please

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"AS it's you

packing suitcase right now

Not Christmas for 2 months "

Thats why i need suitcase, need a few outfits for 2 months,

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"AS it's you

packing suitcase right now

Sshhh room for me in there please "

yes its an extra large case, and you will be all comfy and warm with my clothes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"AS it's you

packing suitcase right now

Sshhh room for me in there please

yes its an extra large case, and you will be all comfy and warm with my clothes "

No need to iron them when you get there either sorted

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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Any other food dislikes I need to know about

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"AS it's you

packing suitcase right now

Sshhh room for me in there please

yes its an extra large case, and you will be all comfy and warm with my clothes

No need to iron them when you get there either sorted "

Oi you do your own washing and ironing

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"AS it's you

packing suitcase right now

Sshhh room for me in there please

yes its an extra large case, and you will be all comfy and warm with my clothes

No need to iron them when you get there either sorted "

oh good, i dont like ironing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pets what would u like for christmas?

always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!!

*keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!*

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Any other food dislikes I need to know about "

dont like brussel sprouts, so you wont need to cook those, oh and the carrots and peas can they be outta a tin, dont like the fresh ones either. will keep yopu informed as we go along.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"AS it's you

packing suitcase right now

Sshhh room for me in there please

yes its an extra large case, and you will be all comfy and warm with my clothes

No need to iron them when you get there either sorted

Oi you do your own washing and ironing "

But but I was saving mrs name I cant spell a job me being in suitcase with her clothes I will flatten them

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"Pets what would u like for christmas?

always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!!

*keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!*"

Oh thanks hun, I'm a simple girl with simple tastes, suprise me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Any other food dislikes I need to know about

dont like brussel sprouts, so you wont need to cook those, oh and the carrots and peas can they be outta a tin, dont like the fresh ones either. will keep yopu informed as we go along. "

Its ok I will eat your share of sprouts but peas and carrots out of a tin is just wrong

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"Any other food dislikes I need to know about

dont like brussel sprouts, so you wont need to cook those, oh and the carrots and peas can they be outta a tin, dont like the fresh ones either. will keep yopu informed as we go along. "

Hell you're a fussy sod

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Pets what would u like for christmas?

always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!!

*keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!*"

ack come on round the more the merrier, never mind pet, she likes to cook, im moving in for 2 months and pet has been so kind to offer to cook, wash and iron all my clothes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pets what would u like for christmas?

always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!!

*keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!*"

creep

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"Pets what would u like for christmas?

always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!!

*keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!*

ack come on round the more the merrier, never mind pet, she likes to cook, im moving in for 2 months and pet has been so kind to offer to cook, wash and iron all my clothes "

Oi I'll cook, but ya do ya own washing and ironing

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Pets what would u like for christmas?

always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!!

*keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!*

creep "

you always get one , dont ya

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Pets what would u like for christmas?

always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!!

*keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!*

ack come on round the more the merrier, never mind pet, she likes to cook, im moving in for 2 months and pet has been so kind to offer to cook, wash and iron all my clothes

Oi I'll cook, but ya do ya own washing and ironing"

ok ill wash clothes, but will you iron them, dont like ironing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pets what would u like for christmas?

always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!!

*keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!*

creep

you always get one , dont ya "

Yep psstt best we think of a pressie to take now, we dont want to look tight

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"Pets what would u like for christmas?

always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!!

*keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!*

ack come on round the more the merrier, never mind pet, she likes to cook, im moving in for 2 months and pet has been so kind to offer to cook, wash and iron all my clothes

Oi I'll cook, but ya do ya own washing and ironing

ok ill wash clothes, but will you iron them, dont like ironing "

Me irons broke

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Pets what would u like for christmas?

always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!!

*keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!*

creep

you always get one , dont ya

Yep psstt best we think of a pressie to take now, we dont want to look tight "

i know the perfect pressie... An Iron

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"Pets what would u like for christmas?

always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!!

*keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!*

creep

you always get one , dont ya

Yep psstt best we think of a pressie to take now, we dont want to look tight

i know the perfect pressie... An Iron "

Mrs A............. Foff

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Pets what would u like for christmas?

always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!!

*keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!*

creep

you always get one , dont ya

Yep psstt best we think of a pressie to take now, we dont want to look tight

i know the perfect pressie... An Iron

Mrs A............. Foff "

Ok will make it a steam iron then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pets what would u like for christmas?

always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!!

*keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!*

creep

you always get one , dont ya

Yep psstt best we think of a pressie to take now, we dont want to look tight

i know the perfect pressie... An Iron

Mrs A............. Foff "

ps what does Foff stand for and can i use it as a toy

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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" ps what does Foff stand for and can i use it as a toy "

You can use it as whatever you like, after you've done Mrs A's ironing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pets what would u like for christmas?

always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!!

*keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!*

creep

you always get one , dont ya

Yep psstt best we think of a pressie to take now, we dont want to look tight "

Yer thats it! ya slag me off, but ive given you all the ideas now havent i!!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Pets what would u like for christmas?

always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!!

*keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!*

creep

you always get one , dont ya

Yep psstt best we think of a pressie to take now, we dont want to look tight

Yer thats it! ya slag me off, but ive given you all the ideas now havent i!!! "

wasnt me, i was just going along with the click

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" ps what does Foff stand for and can i use it as a toy

You can use it as whatever you like, after you've done Mrs A's ironing"

Awww bugger I hate ironing but will do it so long as you leave me alone with a bottle of brandy and a good film on tv

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pets what would u like for christmas?

always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!!

*keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!*

creep

you always get one , dont ya

Yep psstt best we think of a pressie to take now, we dont want to look tight

Yer thats it! ya slag me off, but ive given you all the ideas now havent i!!!

wasnt me, i was just going along with the click "

we made a click we made a click wanna be in our click our click our click oooooo yeaaaaaa

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"Pets what would u like for christmas?

always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!!

*keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!*

creep

you always get one , dont ya

Yep psstt best we think of a pressie to take now, we dont want to look tight

Yer thats it! ya slag me off, but ive given you all the ideas now havent i!!!

wasnt me, i was just going along with the click

we made a click we made a click wanna be in our click our click our click oooooo yeaaaaaa "

OMG, the list of requirements getting longer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What you need MC hasn't been invented yet, but even now my army of rat scientist are working beneath the castle, unfortunately they keep inventing useless stuff (if anyone has any use for an everlasting gob stopper or perpetual motion, let me know)

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Pets what would u like for christmas?

always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!!

*keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!*

creep

you always get one , dont ya

Yep psstt best we think of a pressie to take now, we dont want to look tight

Yer thats it! ya slag me off, but ive given you all the ideas now havent i!!!

wasnt me, i was just going along with the click

we made a click we made a click wanna be in our click our click our click oooooo yeaaaaaa "

Im the leader, im the leader, im the leader of the click i am

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What you need MC hasn't been invented yet, but even now my army of rat scientist are working beneath the castle, unfortunately they keep inventing useless stuff (if anyone has any use for an everlasting gob stopper or perpetual motion, let me know)"

Oi who invited you to join in

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