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Can anyone top my Stupidity ??
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over a year ago
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"My boss gave me a letter to post this morning and a £10 note to get a few bits from the shop . So I'm walking to the post box with one in each hand . I think you can guess the rest  "
postie will be happy  |
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"My boss gave me a letter to post this morning and a £10 note to get a few bits from the shop . So I'm walking to the post box with one in each hand . I think you can guess the rest "
I can relate something I'd do, the weekend I was at a family party had to stay over night in a hotel, I only went sleep walking in my boxers and t-shirt, as soon as the door slammed shut I woke up sooo embarrassing it's not the first time either |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Catching my husband out on a Sky Monday Night Football match still makes me laugh.. He was suppose to be on a diet but the camera panned right in on him scoffing a pie  Busted!! |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"My boss gave me a letter to post this morning and a £10 note to get a few bits from the shop . So I'm walking to the post box with one in each hand . I think you can guess the rest "
How did that even happen ?  |
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"Doh! Never mind, the day can only get better x"
Apologies, I started singing then!
I've thrown the wrong thing away a couple of times and ended up putting a few £10 notes through the washer having left them in jacket or jeans pockets...
Sillius soddus I am |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aww silly slim I hope the postie brings it back but remember it could of been worse it could of been a 20 xx Well there is that I guess lol x"
See silver linings xx |
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"My boss gave me a letter to post this morning and a £10 note to get a few bits from the shop . So I'm walking to the post box with one in each hand . I think you can guess the rest "
Thanks op - for making me grin this morning!
Hope you get the tenner back though! |
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"Catching my husband out on a Sky Monday Night Football match still makes me laugh.. He was suppose to be on a diet but the camera panned right in on him scoffing a pie Busted!! "
Camera never lies  so funny |
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"Pop a note in the postbox explaining! At least you'll know you tried x I'm watching post box all morning "
It'll say what time collection is. Return a little before it and wait for postman on collection run. |
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"Pop a note in the postbox explaining! At least you'll know you tried x I'm watching post box all morning
It'll say what time collection is. Return a little before it and wait for postman on collection run."
Already scouted the box and I'll be there don't you worry !! |
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Hmm your stories remind me of one of my own moments of madness.
In a furious hurry I pulled the self locking front door behind myself and then realised that the key attached to the thin lanyard, tied to me was the other side of the door. So, I locked myself out of my home and
tied myself to it at the same moment.
How I laughed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Can you run a hose from your shop? Fill the post box with water and the tenor should float to the top and back out through the slot... sorted!
It was a note and not coins wasn't it |
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"Can you run a hose from your shop? Fill the post box with water and the tenor should float to the top and back out through the slot... sorted!
It was a note and not coins wasn't it "
Haha yes it was a note. |
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"Can you run a hose from your shop? Fill the post box with water and the tenor should float to the top and back out through the slot... sorted!
It was a note and not coins wasn't it "
Love your thinking...
Wonder how long it take before the SWAT team arrive having been alerted that some terrorist is have a go at the 'Royal Mail' ...lol |
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"My boss gave me a letter to post this morning and a £10 note to get a few bits from the shop . So I'm walking to the post box with one in each hand . I think you can guess the rest I can relate something I'd do, the weekend I was at a family party had to stay over night in a hotel, I only went sleep walking in my boxers and t-shirt, as soon as the door slammed shut I woke up sooo embarrassing it's not the first time either "
I used to work in a hotel and plenty of people would do this and end up naked and locked out outside the room. They would come down to reception very embarrassed. |
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"Doh! Never mind, the day can only get better x
Apologies, I started singing then!
I've thrown the wrong thing away a couple of times and ended up putting a few £10 notes through the washer having left them in jacket or jeans pockets...
Sillius soddus I am "
I did that too .... the new plastic notes cane out dry and beautifully shiny .... is this money laundering proper!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just to let you all know I got the tenner back lol. Wonderfully understanding postwoman ( and actually quite fit too )
Drinks on you then  xx It's my bosses not mine "
Oh well cant say I didn't try xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My boss gave me a letter to post this morning and a £10 note to get a few bits from the shop . So I'm walking to the post box with one in each hand . I think you can guess the rest I can relate something I'd do, the weekend I was at a family party had to stay over night in a hotel, I only went sleep walking in my boxers and t-shirt, as soon as the door slammed shut I woke up sooo embarrassing it's not the first time either
I used to work in a hotel and plenty of people would do this and end up naked and locked out outside the room. They would come down to reception very embarrassed. "
glad I'm not the only 1 to do this then makes me feel soo much better can't take away the embarrassment tho hahaha |
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"Just to let you all know I got the tenner back lol. Wonderfully understanding postwoman ( and actually quite fit too )
Drinks on you then xx It's my bosses not mine
Oh well cant say I didn't try xx"
Worth a shot Kat  |
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"Just to let you all know I got the tenner back lol. Wonderfully understanding postwoman ( and actually quite fit too )
Drinks on you then xx It's my bosses not mine
Oh well cant say I didn't try xx Worth a shot Kat "
Shots work well xx |
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"Just to let you all know I got the tenner back lol. Wonderfully understanding postwoman ( and actually quite fit too )
Drinks on you then xx It's my bosses not mine
Oh well cant say I didn't try xx Worth a shot Kat
Shots work well xx"
Haha you got me there lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just to let you all know I got the tenner back lol. Wonderfully understanding postwoman ( and actually quite fit too )
Drinks on you then xx It's my bosses not mine
Oh well cant say I didn't try xx Worth a shot Kat
Shots work well xx Haha you got me there lol x"
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By (user no longer on site)
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My claim to stupidity is this...
Was in my former FWB,s car when we passed a group of wind turbines, he explained to me how they worked.
About half an hour further down the road we passed some more, I said to him " Are those the same ones we passed just now"
As soon as it came out of my mouth.I realized how stupid I was, the amused look on his face was priceless XXX |
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"My claim to stupidity is this...
Was in my former FWB,s car when we passed a group of wind turbines, he explained to me how they worked.
About half an hour further down the road we passed some more, I said to him " Are those the same ones we passed just now"
As soon as it came out of my mouth.I realized how stupid I was, the amused look on his face was priceless XXX"
I gotta say this wins  |
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"My boss gave me a letter to post this morning and a £10 note to get a few bits from the shop . So I'm walking to the post box with one in each hand . I think you can guess the rest "
Hahaha Oh shit!!! Oh but I could do something like that, my brain is so fucked nowadays lol!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Its too long a story to post in full but it involved dropping my keys down the drain outside my back door and doing the same with the spare set the very next day. If I'd tried to do this I couldn't have. Very stupid....and costly! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I went to the wrong airport and tried to get on the wrong plane 
SSS "
That's ok. One of my old flying colleagues landed at the wrong airport. You'll meet the right one eventually.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Oh no. Sounds like something I would do.
I was driving the company car and had arranged to meet my boss in a car park with a barrier, it was icy and nothing happened as I touched the brake. The car slid into the barrier, ooops
My boss saw ne checking the car, asked what was wrong? - 'did you not see me crash into the barrier?"
She burst out laughing
Glad she could see the funny side, because I was less than amused. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can relate something I'd do, the weekend I was at a family party had to stay over night in a hotel, I only went sleep walking in my boxers and t-shirt, as soon as the door slammed shut I woke up sooo embarrassing it's not the first time either "
Did the same thing in a hotel, but I sleep naked. Stood there for a while before brazening it out and walking naked to reception to ask them to let me back in the room. |
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"My boss gave me a letter to post this morning and a £10 note to get a few bits from the shop . So I'm walking to the post box with one in each hand . I think you can guess the rest "
I can ...I was going to the shop with a £20 had to post a letter on the way guess what! |
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"My boss gave me a letter to post this morning and a £10 note to get a few bits from the shop . So I'm walking to the post box with one in each hand . I think you can guess the rest
I can ...I was going to the shop with a £20 had to post a letter on the way guess what! "
Haha I'm not alone |
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