Doesn't everyone? I thought that's what the toilet was for, because English people freak out if people fart in public. Lol 
I had a revelation recently that men can't just decide halfway through their wee that they actually need a poop. This happens to me loads, and I'm already.... there, so I can just go. Lol. And it blew my mind when I realised men can't do this. They have to make a *conscious decision to poop* every single time!  |
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"Doesn't everyone? I thought that's what the toilet was for, because English people freak out if people fart in public. Lol
I had a revelation recently that men can't just decide halfway through their wee that they actually need a poop. This happens to me loads, and I'm already.... there, so I can just go. Lol. And it blew my mind when I realised men can't do this. They have to make a *conscious decision to poop* every single time! "
Oooo, I do enjoy an unexpected wee-poo. You only go in for a lettuce shake and next thing you know there's a turtle arriving. |
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"Doesn't everyone? I thought that's what the toilet was for, because English people freak out if people fart in public. Lol
I had a revelation recently that men can't just decide halfway through their wee that they actually need a poop. This happens to me loads, and I'm already.... there, so I can just go. Lol. And it blew my mind when I realised men can't do this. They have to make a *conscious decision to poop* every single time!
Oooo, I do enjoy an unexpected wee-poo. You only go in for a lettuce shake and next thing you know there's a turtle arriving. "
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"Doesn't everyone? I thought that's what the toilet was for, because English people freak out if people fart in public. Lol
I had a revelation recently that men can't just decide halfway through their wee that they actually need a poop. This happens to me loads, and I'm already.... there, so I can just go. Lol. And it blew my mind when I realised men can't do this. They have to make a *conscious decision to poop* every single time!
Oooo, I do enjoy an unexpected wee-poo. You only go in for a lettuce shake and next thing you know there's a turtle arriving. "
Definitely one of the perks of being a woman! |
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Actually pissing myself laughing... Might have done a little trump...
P.s never going to look at Trump the same way again... Especially when there's images of him in the distance. I can think "oh there's little Trump" |
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