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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"If you could invent an application for your phone ....what would it be ?
My new app would zap up the arse all people walk slowly around supermarkets and dept stores. "
Agreed and include any non working people shopping at peak times please... |
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"If you could invent an application for your phone ....what would it be ?
My new app would zap up the arse all people walk slowly around supermarkets and dept stores. Agreed and include any non working people shopping at peak times please..."
Consider it done. For not much cost the added extra of blasting drivers out of their seats if they insist on using their headlights as 'no you go first contraventions of the highway code' ... I drive my car....not them! |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"If you could invent an application for your phone ....what would it be ?
My new app would zap up the arse all people walk slowly around supermarkets and dept stores. Agreed and include any non working people shopping at peak times please...
Consider it done. For not much cost the added extra of blasting drivers out of their seats if they insist on using their headlights as 'no you go first contraventions of the highway code' ... I drive my car....not them!"
Add those who use everywhich light to (presumably) thank you for something, add to the list those who are so busy smoking/ eating/ drinking in their car that they not paying attention to the flow of traffic.... |
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"If you could invent an application for your phone ....what would it be ?
My new app would zap up the arse all people walk slowly around supermarkets and dept stores. Agreed and include any non working people shopping at peak times please...
Consider it done. For not much cost the added extra of blasting drivers out of their seats if they insist on using their headlights as 'no you go first contraventions of the highway code' ... I drive my car....not them!
Add those who use everywhich light to (presumably) thank you for something, add to the list those who are so busy smoking/ eating/ drinking in their car that they not paying attention to the flow of traffic...."
I need an app that machine guns all those who put on the emergency light as if it exempts them from double parking to 'nip' into a shop. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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An application that changes what I asked of HIM earlier... because I have changed my mind several times since the request... but to HIM it sounds like my original request. My word, it would avoid a number of discussions  |
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Hee hee, skin to leather glue such that women had to wear one pair of shoes till they wore out. "
you are so stupid....... Shoes during sex ? Shoes in the bath ? With my jim jams ? in the swimming pool ?
Men.... so lacking in creativity.
I'll have an app to kill mushrooms please |
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Hee hee, skin to leather glue such that women had to wear one pair of shoes till they wore out.
you are so stupid....... Shoes during sex ? Shoes in the bath ? With my jim jams ? in the swimming pool ?
Men.... so lacking in creativity.
I'll have an app to kill mushrooms please"
Oh yes, how silly of me, i remember now.
The number of times i asked wifey, nay begged, for sex and she dug her heels in and No way. |
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