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More Strictly mayhem with Mistress and friends #87
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
Good afternoon all! ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Good afternoon all! " good afternoon gorgeous peeps, whats all this about then? x ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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"Good afternoon all! good afternoon gorgeous peeps, whats all this about then? x
Me me me "
And no d******....but that's on hold atm.
Oh and a few others come in...mainly sami and _oddy![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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over a year ago
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
bounces in with coffees and raspberry cheesecake ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"bounces in with coffees and raspberry cheesecake "
Save me a slice for later _oddy...I'm nipping off home now ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Good afternoon all! good afternoon gorgeous peeps, whats all this about then? x " well feck me backwards was only asking nigel if he had seen you the other day ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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over a year ago
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Good afternoon all! good afternoon gorgeous peeps, whats all this about then? x
Good afternoon,gorgeous lady, haven't seen you for ages, hope you're ok This is a get together of a few of us, who used to discuss the Stictly come dancing and its just carried on! Newcomers always welcome! Specially nice ones. i havent been about at all. i am well thanks, well we can all keep on dancing, its good to see you, hows things? xx"
That's good. Yes I'm not too bad, thank you. ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"bounces in with coffees and raspberry cheesecake "
Mmmm...you never let us down, Voddy! ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
Just dont sit in the rocking chair sami had a little accident in it |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Just dont sit in the rocking chair sami had a little accident in it"
Wozn't me! ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Just dont sit in the rocking chair sami had a little accident in it
Wozn't me! " must have been mistress when she conkered out again |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Just dont sit in the rocking chair sami had a little accident in it
Wozn't me! must have been mistress when she conkered out again"
I think it must have been, she's loses all control when she's conkered out! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him"
I just suck things...... ![](/icons/s/sad.gif) |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just dont sit in the rocking chair sami had a little accident in it"
Jeez when I said you were pissed last night... ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just dont sit in the rocking chair sami had a little accident in it
Wozn't me! must have been mistress when she conkered out again"
Oi ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things...... "
I love a good sucker ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things......
I love a good sucker "
Haha and you don't mean leeches, I suppose ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things......
I love a good sucker "
I bet you do |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things......
I love a good sucker
I bet you do"
Don't all men? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things......
I love a good sucker
Haha and you don't mean leeches, I suppose "
Correct I dont ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things......
I love a good sucker
I bet you do"
Don't you? ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things......
I love a good sucker
Haha and you don't mean leeches, I suppose
Correct I dont "
Thought you didn't ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things......
I love a good sucker
Haha and you don't mean leeches, I suppose
Correct I dont
Thought you didn't "
Hey sami....I've just picked up a nice waistcoat and trousers ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things......
I love a good sucker
Haha and you don't mean leeches, I suppose
Correct I dont
Thought you didn't
Hey sami....I've just picked up a nice waistcoat and trousers "
Good, I meant to ask you about that. Photo later? ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things...... " thinks of dyson![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things......
I love a good sucker
Haha and you don't mean leeches, I suppose
Correct I dont
Thought you didn't
Hey sami....I've just picked up a nice waistcoat and trousers " all you need now is a coffin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Evening all xx |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things...... thinks of dyson "
Haha. I have a Gtech ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Evening all xx"
Ooh Eenie, lovely pic! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things......
I love a good sucker
Haha and you don't mean leeches, I suppose
Correct I dont
Thought you didn't
Hey sami....I've just picked up a nice waistcoat and trousers
Good, I meant to ask you about that. Photo later? "
Jeez ive just put the heating on...I'm not stripping off yet it's freezing ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things......
I love a good sucker
Haha and you don't mean leeches, I suppose
Correct I dont
Thought you didn't
Hey sami....I've just picked up a nice waistcoat and trousers all you need now is a coffin"
Had a bad coughing fit earlier ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all xx
Ooh Eenie, lovely pic! xx"
thank you xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all xx"
Evening eenie
How's you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things...... thinks of dyson
Haha. I have a Gtech "
Vibe? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things......
I love a good sucker
Haha and you don't mean leeches, I suppose
Correct I dont
Thought you didn't
Hey sami....I've just picked up a nice waistcoat and trousers
Good, I meant to ask you about that. Photo later?
Jeez ive just put the heating on...I'm not stripping off yet it's freezing "
It's very cold again. We nearly ran out of oil, because everyone was going crazy ordering it when we had snow! Just had our delivery, it took 11 days, normally takes two! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all xx
Evening eenie
How's you?"
Hey mistress ...I'm all good thanks, yourself? X |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things......
I love a good sucker
Haha and you don't mean leeches, I suppose
Correct I dont
Thought you didn't
Hey sami....I've just picked up a nice waistcoat and trousers all you need now is a coffin
Had a bad coughing fit earlier "
Choke on your custard creams? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Evening all xx
Ooh Eenie, lovely pic! xx
thank you xx"
You're welcome, sweetie. ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things......
I love a good sucker
Haha and you don't mean leeches, I suppose
Correct I dont
Thought you didn't
Hey sami....I've just picked up a nice waistcoat and trousers
Good, I meant to ask you about that. Photo later?
Jeez ive just put the heating on...I'm not stripping off yet it's freezing
It's very cold again. We nearly ran out of oil, because everyone was going crazy ordering it when we had snow! Just had our delivery, it took 11 days, normally takes two!"
Do you live in the sticks? |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things...... thinks of dyson
Haha. I have a Gtech
Vibe? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things......
I love a good sucker
Haha and you don't mean leeches, I suppose
Correct I dont
Thought you didn't
Hey sami....I've just picked up a nice waistcoat and trousers all you need now is a coffin
Had a bad coughing fit earlier
Choke on your custard creams? "
Swallowed my latte the wrong way ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things......
I love a good sucker
Haha and you don't mean leeches, I suppose
Correct I dont
Thought you didn't
Hey sami....I've just picked up a nice waistcoat and trousers
Good, I meant to ask you about that. Photo later?
Jeez ive just put the heating on...I'm not stripping off yet it's freezing
It's very cold again. We nearly ran out of oil, because everyone was going crazy ordering it when we had snow! Just had our delivery, it took 11 days, normally takes two!
Do you live in the sticks?"
Not really, we're in a village ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things......
I love a good sucker
Haha and you don't mean leeches, I suppose
Correct I dont
Thought you didn't
Hey sami....I've just picked up a nice waistcoat and trousers all you need now is a coffin
Had a bad coughing fit earlier
Choke on your custard creams?
Swallowed my latte the wrong way "
Don't happen with instant ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things......
I love a good sucker
Haha and you don't mean leeches, I suppose
Correct I dont
Thought you didn't
Hey sami....I've just picked up a nice waistcoat and trousers
Good, I meant to ask you about that. Photo later?
Jeez ive just put the heating on...I'm not stripping off yet it's freezing
It's very cold again. We nearly ran out of oil, because everyone was going crazy ordering it when we had snow! Just had our delivery, it took 11 days, normally takes two!
Do you live in the sticks?
Not really, we're in a village "
Thats in the sticks to me![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things......
I love a good sucker
Haha and you don't mean leeches, I suppose
Correct I dont
Thought you didn't
Hey sami....I've just picked up a nice waistcoat and trousers all you need now is a coffin
Had a bad coughing fit earlier
Choke on your custard creams?
Swallowed my latte the wrong way
Don't happen with instant "
Only if your drinking it from a feeder cup ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things......
I love a good sucker
Haha and you don't mean leeches, I suppose
Correct I dont
Thought you didn't
Hey sami....I've just picked up a nice waistcoat and trousers
Good, I meant to ask you about that. Photo later?
Jeez ive just put the heating on...I'm not stripping off yet it's freezing
It's very cold again. We nearly ran out of oil, because everyone was going crazy ordering it when we had snow! Just had our delivery, it took 11 days, normally takes two!
Do you live in the sticks?
Not really, we're in a village
Thats in the sticks to me "
You townies!![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things......
I love a good sucker
Haha and you don't mean leeches, I suppose
Correct I dont
Thought you didn't
Hey sami....I've just picked up a nice waistcoat and trousers all you need now is a coffin
Had a bad coughing fit earlier
Choke on your custard creams?
Swallowed my latte the wrong way
Don't happen with instant
Only if your drinking it from a feeder cup "
Yep, that's the trick ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things......
I love a good sucker
Haha and you don't mean leeches, I suppose
Correct I dont
Thought you didn't
Hey sami....I've just picked up a nice waistcoat and trousers
Good, I meant to ask you about that. Photo later?
Jeez ive just put the heating on...I'm not stripping off yet it's freezing
It's very cold again. We nearly ran out of oil, because everyone was going crazy ordering it when we had snow! Just had our delivery, it took 11 days, normally takes two!
Do you live in the sticks?
Not really, we're in a village
Thats in the sticks to me
You townies! "
On the outskirts. ..ffs what is it about skirts all the time ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
Right off to eat now, catcha all later xx |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things......
I love a good sucker
Haha and you don't mean leeches, I suppose
Correct I dont
Thought you didn't
Hey sami....I've just picked up a nice waistcoat and trousers
Good, I meant to ask you about that. Photo later?
Jeez ive just put the heating on...I'm not stripping off yet it's freezing
It's very cold again. We nearly ran out of oil, because everyone was going crazy ordering it when we had snow! Just had our delivery, it took 11 days, normally takes two!
Do you live in the sticks?
Not really, we're in a village
Thats in the sticks to me
You townies!
On the outskirts. ..ffs what is it about skirts all the time "
Dunno, they get everywhere, I never wear them! cya later.xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been thinking sami how do you manage when hubby goes out and he takes the teef with him
I just suck things......
I love a good sucker
Haha and you don't mean leeches, I suppose
Correct I dont
Thought you didn't
Hey sami....I've just picked up a nice waistcoat and trousers
Good, I meant to ask you about that. Photo later?
Jeez ive just put the heating on...I'm not stripping off yet it's freezing
It's very cold again. We nearly ran out of oil, because everyone was going crazy ordering it when we had snow! Just had our delivery, it took 11 days, normally takes two!
Do you live in the sticks?
Not really, we're in a village
Thats in the sticks to me
You townies!
On the outskirts. ..ffs what is it about skirts all the time
Dunno, they get everywhere, I never wear them! cya later.xx"
Laters sami xx ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
im in a village to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im in a village to"
Oh you and sami must be the village people ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"im in a village to
Oh you and sami must be the village people " which one are you ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, “Where did you get that necklace?”
She replies, “I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.”
The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, “Where did you get the bracelet?”
She replies, “I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.”
The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, “I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?” She replies, “Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper.”
Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to her husband, “HEY! There’s only an inch of water in the tub.” He replies, “I didn’t want you to get your raffle ticket wet.” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im in a village to
Oh you and sami must be the village people which one are you "
The only TV in the village ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
evening mr paul waves back x |
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"evening mr paul waves back x"
Well hello there miss _oddy
Did you have a good birthday? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im in a village to
Oh you and sami must be the village people which one are you
The only TV in the village what channel
Well it won't be BBC "
Only cos I'm white ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"evening mr paul waves back x
Well hello there miss _oddy
Did you have a good birthday?" daughter spoilt me |
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"im in a village to
Oh you and sami must be the village people which one are you
The only TV in the village what channel
Well it won't be BBC
Only cos I'm white "
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"evening mr paul waves back x
Well hello there miss _oddy
Did you have a good birthday?daughter spoilt me"
Lucky you
I did sing happy birthday to you on the last thread. |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"evening mr paul waves back x
Well hello there miss _oddy
Did you have a good birthday?daughter spoilt me
Lucky you
I did sing happy birthday to you on the last thread." i noticed thankyou |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did you like the pics? ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Did you like the pics? " fecken toff ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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over a year ago
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
ive channel 5 on waiting for a girl to set her fanny on fire |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"im in a village to
Oh you and sami must be the village people "
I'll be the Red Indian ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, “Where did you get that necklace?”
She replies, “I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.”
The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, “Where did you get the bracelet?”
She replies, “I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.”
The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, “I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?” She replies, “Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper.”
Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to her husband, “HEY! There’s only an inch of water in the tub.” He replies, “I didn’t want you to get your raffle ticket wet.”"
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Evening all
*waves*"
*waves* at Paul ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"evening mr paul waves back x
Well hello there miss _oddy
Did you have a good birthday?daughter spoilt me
Lucky you
I did sing happy birthday to you on the last thread.i noticed thankyou"
I joined in Voddy ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ive channel 5 on waiting for a girl to set her fanny on fire "
Just turned over and it was d****** on fecking ice Todd carty was funny though![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im in a village to
Oh you and sami must be the village people
I'll be the Red Indian "
I'll be geronimo then ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"im in a village to
Oh you and sami must be the village people
I'll be the Red Indian
I'll be geronimo then "
Great, all we need now is an 'orse ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im in a village to
Oh you and sami must be the village people
I'll be the Red Indian
I'll be geronimo then
Great, all we need now is an 'orse "
Where's nigel![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"im in a village to
Oh you and sami must be the village people
I'll be the Red Indian
I'll be geronimo then
Great, all we need now is an 'orse
Where's nigel "
Yeah, bloody typical, it's out of season for him now, he's on his hollybobs ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im in a village to
Oh you and sami must be the village people
I'll be the Red Indian
I'll be geronimo then
Great, all we need now is an 'orse
Where's nigel
Yeah, bloody typical, it's out of season for him now, he's on his hollybobs "
Ah gone back to Blackpool beach for the season eh ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"im in a village to
Oh you and sami must be the village people
I'll be the Red Indian
I'll be geronimo then
Great, all we need now is an 'orse
Where's nigel
Yeah, bloody typical, it's out of season for him now, he's on his hollybobs
Ah gone back to Blackpool beach for the season eh "
Yeah...kiss me quick hat on ...and a stick of rock..... ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"im in a village to
Oh you and sami must be the village people
I'll be the Red Indian
I'll be geronimo then
Great, all we need now is an 'orse
Where's nigel
Yeah, bloody typical, it's out of season for him now, he's on his hollybobs
Ah gone back to Blackpool beach for the season eh " he thought he would go to whitby this year ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"im in a village to
Oh you and sami must be the village people
I'll be the Red Indian
I'll be geronimo then
Great, all we need now is an 'orse
Where's nigel
Yeah, bloody typical, it's out of season for him now, he's on his hollybobs
Ah gone back to Blackpool beach for the season eh he thought he would go to whitby this year "
Ooh, nice place Whitby, my mum and dad used to go there on a coach holiday! ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"im in a village to
Oh you and sami must be the village people
I'll be the Red Indian
I'll be geronimo then
Great, all we need now is an 'orse
Where's nigel
Yeah, bloody typical, it's out of season for him now, he's on his hollybobs
Ah gone back to Blackpool beach for the season eh he thought he would go to whitby this year
Ooh, nice place Whitby, my mum and dad used to go there on a coach holiday! " told him a nice person will bring him carrots every day wont you mistress ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im in a village to
Oh you and sami must be the village people
I'll be the Red Indian
I'll be geronimo then
Great, all we need now is an 'orse
Where's nigel
Yeah, bloody typical, it's out of season for him now, he's on his hollybobs
Ah gone back to Blackpool beach for the season eh
Yeah...kiss me quick hat on ...and a stick of rock..... "
Oh bugger I need to search amazon for that stick...the rock has just reminded me ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"im in a village to
Oh you and sami must be the village people
I'll be the Red Indian
I'll be geronimo then
Great, all we need now is an 'orse
Where's nigel
Yeah, bloody typical, it's out of season for him now, he's on his hollybobs
Ah gone back to Blackpool beach for the season eh
Yeah...kiss me quick hat on ...and a stick of rock.....
Oh bugger I need to search amazon for that stick...the rock has just reminded me "
Haha ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"im in a village to
Oh you and sami must be the village people
I'll be the Red Indian
I'll be geronimo then
Great, all we need now is an 'orse
Where's nigel
Yeah, bloody typical, it's out of season for him now, he's on his hollybobs
Ah gone back to Blackpool beach for the season eh he thought he would go to whitby this year
Ooh, nice place Whitby, my mum and dad used to go there on a coach holiday! told him a nice person will bring him carrots every day wont you mistress "
Aah.....lovely... ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im in a village to
Oh you and sami must be the village people
I'll be the Red Indian
I'll be geronimo then
Great, all we need now is an 'orse
Where's nigel
Yeah, bloody typical, it's out of season for him now, he's on his hollybobs
Ah gone back to Blackpool beach for the season eh he thought he would go to whitby this year
Ooh, nice place Whitby, my mum and dad used to go there on a coach holiday! told him a nice person will bring him carrots every day wont you mistress "
Are you back on the cooking sherry? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im in a village to
Oh you and sami must be the village people
I'll be the Red Indian
I'll be geronimo then
Great, all we need now is an 'orse
Where's nigel
Yeah, bloody typical, it's out of season for him now, he's on his hollybobs
Ah gone back to Blackpool beach for the season eh
Yeah...kiss me quick hat on ...and a stick of rock.....
Oh bugger I need to search amazon for that stick...the rock has just reminded me
Haha ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) "
Ordered...probably shite but delivered for under a fiver...you can't complain
Sent you some nice big boots on there ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"im in a village to
Oh you and sami must be the village people
I'll be the Red Indian
I'll be geronimo then
Great, all we need now is an 'orse
Where's nigel
Yeah, bloody typical, it's out of season for him now, he's on his hollybobs
Ah gone back to Blackpool beach for the season eh
Yeah...kiss me quick hat on ...and a stick of rock.....
Oh bugger I need to search amazon for that stick...the rock has just reminded me
Haha ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif)
Ordered...probably shite but delivered for under a fiver...you can't complain
Sent you some nice big boots on there "
Found them, they've got some nice boots on there, let me know what they're like, when you get them ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why am I still awake again?
Answers on a postcard please, best one wins a cuddly toy.
Maybe ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im in a village to
Oh you and sami must be the village people
I'll be the Red Indian
I'll be geronimo then
Great, all we need now is an 'orse
Where's nigel
Yeah, bloody typical, it's out of season for him now, he's on his hollybobs
Ah gone back to Blackpool beach for the season eh
Yeah...kiss me quick hat on ...and a stick of rock.....
Oh bugger I need to search amazon for that stick...the rock has just reminded me
Haha ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif)
Ordered...probably shite but delivered for under a fiver...you can't complain
Sent you some nice big boots on there
Found them, they've got some nice boots on there, let me know what they're like, when you get them "
I haven't ordered ....been concentrating on my male goth side...they were on my looked at list and I thought of you ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why am I still awake again?
Answers on a postcard please, best one wins a cuddly toy.
Maybe "
Jeez eenie I was well knocking zed's out at that time ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
Morning all its stopped raining ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning all its stopped raining "
Morning _oddy...I'm off to do a sudoko ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
off to london to see a show catch yas laters and sami please try to behave today and not corupt mistress ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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over a year ago
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"off to london to see a show catch yas laters and sami please try to behave today and not corupt mistress "
Have a good day out _oddy...laters xx |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"im in a village to
Oh you and sami must be the village people
I'll be the Red Indian
I'll be geronimo then
Great, all we need now is an 'orse
Where's nigel
Yeah, bloody typical, it's out of season for him now, he's on his hollybobs
Ah gone back to Blackpool beach for the season eh
Yeah...kiss me quick hat on ...and a stick of rock.....
Oh bugger I need to search amazon for that stick...the rock has just reminded me
Haha ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif)
Ordered...probably shite but delivered for under a fiver...you can't complain
Sent you some nice big boots on there
Found them, they've got some nice boots on there, let me know what they're like, when you get them
I haven't ordered ....been concentrating on my male goth side...they were on my looked at list and I thought of you "
Ah, thank you! ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Morning all its stopped raining
Morning _oddy...I'm off to do a sudoko "
Code for...have a poo! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"off to london to see a show catch yas laters and sami please try to behave today and not corupt mistress "
Oh, have a lovely day! I shall be my usual angelic self, in your absence, Mistress will be safe in my hands! ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning all its stopped raining
Morning _oddy...I'm off to do a sudoko
Code for...have a poo! "
Both![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im in a village to
Oh you and sami must be the village people
I'll be the Red Indian
I'll be geronimo then
Great, all we need now is an 'orse
Where's nigel
Yeah, bloody typical, it's out of season for him now, he's on his hollybobs
Ah gone back to Blackpool beach for the season eh
Yeah...kiss me quick hat on ...and a stick of rock.....
Oh bugger I need to search amazon for that stick...the rock has just reminded me
Haha ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif)
Ordered...probably shite but delivered for under a fiver...you can't complain
Sent you some nice big boots on there
Found them, they've got some nice boots on there, let me know what they're like, when you get them
I haven't ordered ....been concentrating on my male goth side...they were on my looked at list and I thought of you
Ah, thank you! "
Your welcome...I've ordered that plaggy stick and just realised I could have cut down one of them fancy curtain poles with a ball on the end and painted it...doh |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"im in a village to
Oh you and sami must be the village people
I'll be the Red Indian
I'll be geronimo then
Great, all we need now is an 'orse
Where's nigel
Yeah, bloody typical, it's out of season for him now, he's on his hollybobs
Ah gone back to Blackpool beach for the season eh
Yeah...kiss me quick hat on ...and a stick of rock.....
Oh bugger I need to search amazon for that stick...the rock has just reminded me
Haha ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif)
Ordered...probably shite but delivered for under a fiver...you can't complain
Sent you some nice big boots on there
Found them, they've got some nice boots on there, let me know what they're like, when you get them
I haven't ordered ....been concentrating on my male goth side...they were on my looked at list and I thought of you
Ah, thank you!
Your welcome...I've ordered that plaggy stick and just realised I could have cut down one of them fancy curtain poles with a ball on the end and painted it...doh"
Hey, that's a good idea! ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im in a village to
Oh you and sami must be the village people
I'll be the Red Indian
I'll be geronimo then
Great, all we need now is an 'orse
Where's nigel
Yeah, bloody typical, it's out of season for him now, he's on his hollybobs
Ah gone back to Blackpool beach for the season eh
Yeah...kiss me quick hat on ...and a stick of rock.....
Oh bugger I need to search amazon for that stick...the rock has just reminded me
Haha ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif)
Ordered...probably shite but delivered for under a fiver...you can't complain
Sent you some nice big boots on there
Found them, they've got some nice boots on there, let me know what they're like, when you get them
I haven't ordered ....been concentrating on my male goth side...they were on my looked at list and I thought of you
Ah, thank you!
Your welcome...I've ordered that plaggy stick and just realised I could have cut down one of them fancy curtain poles with a ball on the end and painted it...doh
Hey, that's a good idea! "
It works ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Voddy must have pulled tonight![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Voddy must have pulled tonight "
Yeah, I reckon so.... ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Voddy must have pulled tonight
Yeah, I reckon so.... "
The only thing I pull, is the curtains.... ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Voddy must have pulled tonight
Yeah, I reckon so....
The only thing I pull, is the curtains.... "
I've got nothing to hang mine on now ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Voddy must have pulled tonight
Yeah, I reckon so....
The only thing I pull, is the curtains....
I've got nothing to hang mine on now "
Haha so you've got to spend 50 quid on a new pole now!.... ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Voddy must have pulled tonight
Yeah, I reckon so....
The only thing I pull, is the curtains....
I've got nothing to hang mine on now
Haha so you've got to spend 50 quid on a new pole now!.... "
This fecking goth weekend is getting expensive ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Voddy must have pulled tonight
Yeah, I reckon so....
The only thing I pull, is the curtains....
I've got nothing to hang mine on now
Haha so you've got to spend 50 quid on a new pole now!....
This fecking goth weekend is getting expensive "
Yep, it us...and that's before you get there! Bet you'll enjoy it though ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Voddy must have pulled tonight
Yeah, I reckon so....
The only thing I pull, is the curtains....
I've got nothing to hang mine on now
Haha so you've got to spend 50 quid on a new pole now!....
This fecking goth weekend is getting expensive
Yep, it us...and that's before you get there! Bet you'll enjoy it though "
I bloody hope so....well I'll need to be a dog with at least 3 dicks ![](/icons/s/cool.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Voddy must have pulled tonight
Yeah, I reckon so....
The only thing I pull, is the curtains....
I've got nothing to hang mine on now
Haha so you've got to spend 50 quid on a new pole now!....
This fecking goth weekend is getting expensive
Yep, it us...and that's before you get there! Bet you'll enjoy it though
I bloody hope so....well I'll need to be a dog with at least 3 dicks "
What's that mean? ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
Evening! Room for one more?
Voddy is more than likely perfecting her cookery skills with specific expertise in setting off the Fire Alarms!! I have heard she's expert at this! |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Evening! Room for one more?
Voddy is more than likely perfecting her cookery skills with specific expertise in setting off the Fire Alarms!! I have heard she's expert at this!"
Evening Iain You at work tonight? ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"Evening! Room for one more?
Voddy is more than likely perfecting her cookery skills with specific expertise in setting off the Fire Alarms!! I have heard she's expert at this!
Evening Iain You at work tonight? "
Yes. I have a fixed rota of Tuesday to Saturday nights at work with Sundays and Mondays off. |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Evening! Room for one more?
Voddy is more than likely perfecting her cookery skills with specific expertise in setting off the Fire Alarms!! I have heard she's expert at this!
Evening Iain You at work tonight?
Yes. I have a fixed rota of Tuesday to Saturday nights at work with Sundays and Mondays off."
That sounds good, are the natives, sorry guests behaving themselves ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
I've been hobnobbing actually |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been hobnobbing actually "
I should have had hobnobs instead of custard creams ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"I've been hobnobbing actually
I should have had hobnobs instead of custard creams "
Me too! ![](/icons/s/confused.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been hobnobbing actually
I should have had hobnobs instead of custard creams
Me too! "
Stick came from amazon today ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"I've been hobnobbing actually
I should have had hobnobs instead of custard creams
Me too!
Stick came from amazon today " ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been hobnobbing actually
I should have had hobnobs instead of custard creams
Me too!
Stick came from amazon today "
Wonky as hell. ...fecking fab straight it is ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"I've been hobnobbing actually
I should have had hobnobs instead of custard creams
Me too!
Stick came from amazon today
Wonky as hell. ...fecking fab straight it is "
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
i saw some lovely walking canes in the cane and brolly shop on shaftsbury avenue |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"i saw some lovely walking canes in the cane and brolly shop on shaftsbury avenue"
. Did you have a nice day? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i saw some lovely walking canes in the cane and brolly shop on shaftsbury avenue"
I bet they were pricey ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello everyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello everyone "
Afternoon eenie ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Hello everyone "
Hello Eenie, how's things with you?![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello everyone
Afternoon eenie "
Hello you ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello everyone
Hello Eenie, how's things with you? "
Hello... Apart from work bringing me down a bit earlier... Everything else is perfect
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Hello everyone
Hello Eenie, how's things with you?
Hello... Apart from work bringing me down a bit earlier... Everything else is perfect
"
Ah, have a good weekend, lovely lady ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Afternoon "
Arfnoon Paul ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello everyone
Hello Eenie, how's things with you?
Hello... Apart from work bringing me down a bit earlier... Everything else is perfect
Ah, have a good weekend, lovely lady "
Nothing much planned for the weekend... Hoping to catch up on lost sleep!!
Have you anything planned? xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Afternoon "
Wish it was over... Afternoon tho ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello everyone
Hello Eenie, how's things with you?
Hello... Apart from work bringing me down a bit earlier... Everything else is perfect
"
You sounded chirpy this morning ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Afternoon "
Alright mate...you OK? |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Hello everyone
Hello Eenie, how's things with you?
Hello... Apart from work bringing me down a bit earlier... Everything else is perfect
Ah, have a good weekend, lovely lady
Nothing much planned for the weekend... Hoping to catch up on lost sleep!!
Have you anything planned? xx"
Not much, looks like the weather is not going to be great, so won't be moving far. ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello everyone
Hello Eenie, how's things with you?
Hello... Apart from work bringing me down a bit earlier... Everything else is perfect
Ah, have a good weekend, lovely lady
Nothing much planned for the weekend... Hoping to catch up on lost sleep!!
Have you anything planned? xx
Not much, looks like the weather is not going to be great, so won't be moving far. "
It's fecking freezing ![](/icons/s/confused.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Hello everyone
Hello Eenie, how's things with you?
Hello... Apart from work bringing me down a bit earlier... Everything else is perfect
Ah, have a good weekend, lovely lady
Nothing much planned for the weekend... Hoping to catch up on lost sleep!!
Have you anything planned? xx
Not much, looks like the weather is not going to be great, so won't be moving far.
It's fecking freezing "
It is now! ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello everyone
Hello Eenie, how's things with you?
Hello... Apart from work bringing me down a bit earlier... Everything else is perfect
Ah, have a good weekend, lovely lady
Nothing much planned for the weekend... Hoping to catch up on lost sleep!!
Have you anything planned? xx
Not much, looks like the weather is not going to be great, so won't be moving far.
It's fecking freezing
It is now! "
Heating on full blast and still cold.
Hey where is bloody _oddy? ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Hello everyone
Hello Eenie, how's things with you?
Hello... Apart from work bringing me down a bit earlier... Everything else is perfect
Ah, have a good weekend, lovely lady
Nothing much planned for the weekend... Hoping to catch up on lost sleep!!
Have you anything planned? xx
Not much, looks like the weather is not going to be great, so won't be moving far.
It's fecking freezing
It is now!
Heating on full blast and still cold.
Hey where is bloody _oddy? "
Yeah me too! Yeah, where the bloody hell is she, I need my instant! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello everyone
Hello Eenie, how's things with you?
Hello... Apart from work bringing me down a bit earlier... Everything else is perfect
Ah, have a good weekend, lovely lady
Nothing much planned for the weekend... Hoping to catch up on lost sleep!!
Have you anything planned? xx
Not much, looks like the weather is not going to be great, so won't be moving far.
It's fecking freezing
It is now!
Heating on full blast and still cold.
Hey where is bloody _oddy?
Yeah me too! Yeah, where the bloody hell is she, I need my instant! "
Too good for us now she's had a hobnob biccy ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Hello everyone
Hello Eenie, how's things with you?
Hello... Apart from work bringing me down a bit earlier... Everything else is perfect
Ah, have a good weekend, lovely lady
Nothing much planned for the weekend... Hoping to catch up on lost sleep!!
Have you anything planned? xx
Not much, looks like the weather is not going to be great, so won't be moving far.
It's fecking freezing
It is now!
Heating on full blast and still cold.
Hey where is bloody _oddy?
Yeah me too! Yeah, where the bloody hell is she, I need my instant!
Too good for us now she's had a hobnob biccy "
Yeah, gone all posh ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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"Afternoon
Wish it was over... Afternoon tho "
You wished it was over...
It is now ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Afternoon
Alright mate...you OK? "
Howdo, yeah I'm doing ok I Think?!
Been blasting tunes and making a few paper roses while the paints drying on the paper model car I'm doing from a dream I had ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Afternoon
Alright mate...you OK?
Howdo, yeah I'm doing ok I Think?!
Been blasting tunes and making a few paper roses while the paints drying on the paper model car I'm doing from a dream I had "
Aw ffs you been overdoing it on them bourbon creams ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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"Afternoon
Alright mate...you OK?
Howdo, yeah I'm doing ok I Think?!
Been blasting tunes and making a few paper roses while the paints drying on the paper model car I'm doing from a dream I had
Aw ffs you been overdoing it on them bourbon creams "
Chocolate fingers & fruit shortbread actually lol.
Although I'm sure it's my new meds, very rarely had dreams until they changed them
I'm quite impressed how the model is turning out consider it's just bits of paper/card superglue together ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
been at the hospital |
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"been at the hospital"
you ok miss _oddy? ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello everyone
Hello Eenie, how's things with you?
Hello... Apart from work bringing me down a bit earlier... Everything else is perfect
You sounded chirpy this morning "
I am most of the time to be fair but yeah was chirpy this morning too ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Afternoon
Wish it was over... Afternoon tho
You wished it was over...
It is now "
Haha yeah ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"been at the hospital"
You alright luv? Xx |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
had to take madam only got the letter this morning about it had to move fast |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So long as you're OK Voddy? Hope so x |
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