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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder
1. what people understand by that
2. what would make them do it -
Seriously - I am curious, not provocative "
O go on then but make it quick, I need an early night   |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I wonder
1. what people understand by that
2. what would make them do it -
Seriously - I am curious, not provocative
O go on then but make it quick, I need an early night "
Hell - I am waiting myself |
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Sorry forgot the most important part.....
The what would make us sympathy shag .....
Well ....
1. A good mate is dying and he puts a good ole shag as sommat to have pre death.
2. A very good but hideously unattractive mate is so sexually frustrated that a good ole bonk 'd be good laughter therapy for them.
3. I'm pissed.
4. I need the money.
5. Someone promised me something that can't be refused. Like half their lottery win ....or more.. or cake.
6. I was bitten by a poisonous thing and the only antidote was to have sex with an undesirable.
7. It's either that or watch Eastenders
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By (user no longer on site)
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6. I was bitten by a poisonous thing and the only antidote was to have sex with an undesirable.
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My ex ma in law was the same....
Told her to call me next time she bites her tongue.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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5. Someone promised me something that can't be refused. Like half their lottery win ....or more.. or cake.
See...? This is where a good Magnum can be useful..."
Yep.
If you don't get a shag have an ice cream  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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5. Someone promised me something that can't be refused. Like half their lottery win ....or more.. or cake.
See...? This is where a good Magnum can be useful...
Yep.
If you don't get a shag have an ice cream "
You just gave me an idea for this evening |
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By (user no longer on site)
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5. Someone promised me something that can't be refused. Like half their lottery win ....or more.. or cake.
See...? This is where a good Magnum can be useful...
Yep.
If you don't get a shag have an ice cream You just gave me an idea for this evening"
Crushed nuts? |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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5. Someone promised me something that can't be refused. Like half their lottery win ....or more.. or cake.
See...? This is where a good Magnum can be useful...
Yep.
If you don't get a shag have an ice cream You just gave me an idea for this evening
Crushed nuts?"
Noooo, just gently biting off the chocolate layer...;-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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5. Someone promised me something that can't be refused. Like half their lottery win ....or more.. or cake.
See...? This is where a good Magnum can be useful...
Yep.
If you don't get a shag have an ice cream You just gave me an idea for this evening
Crushed nuts?Noooo, just gently biting off the chocolate layer...;-)"
Let me know when you start licking the creamy bit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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7. It's either that or watch Eastenders
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Hmmmm yes Gwanny,,,,, I can see where your coming from with that…….
I think I’d rather dismember my own member, and ram its raggedy remnants up my own arse, rather than watch an episode of Eastenders.....
So I guess giving out a sympathetic shag to one of life’s losers might be less messy option and a welcome opportunity to help develop a slighly charitable side to my personality too !
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By *phrodite OP Woman
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7. It's either that or watch Eastenders
Hmmmm yes Gwanny,,,,, I can see where your coming from with that…….
I think I’d rather dismember my own member, and ram its raggedy remnants up my own arse, rather than watch an episode of Eastenders.....
So I guess giving out a sympathetic shag to one of life’s losers might be less messy option and a welcome opportunity to help develop a slighly charitable side to my personality too !
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Could we auction the more charitable side for a good purpose... ? |
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