just got a new job

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

..... in a guillotine factory....

I"ll be headed there shortly

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ba dum tshh

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just started in a circumcision parlour - the basic wage is terrible but I`m told there will be lots of tips

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I just started in a circumcision parlour - the basic wage is terrible but I`m told there will be lots of tips

Had to quit my job at the helium factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got a job in a local condom factory.... only problem was I gotta work a week in hand!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I manufactured clown shoes… which was no small feat.

By *ristol HellfireMan over a year ago

Bristol

I used to work in a delicatessen, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.