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"when we arainge to meet a single guy and he is a no show. !!!!!!!!  "
you been left with your legs crossed? Happens a lot round here. Think guys should buy the fab endorsed shagging watch available at reception. Pricks you 10 mins before your meet and sings "shag time" right loud!  |
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over a year ago
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"Babe, honey, sexy or some other dozy pet name? "
I call all guys "babes"
and that way i dont get their names mixed up
Nothing worse than calling john fred and meaning steve |
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"Depends whos calling me the dozy pet name
From Honey 
Now now nothing personal. You know what i mean. Its when the dozy guy can't remember your name bunny toes "
PMSL
I do really think its who is saying it as to if I feel comfortable with it,if someone never calls me by my real name then I would make a very big point of reminding them or start calling them something else.........like knobhead twat features or similar
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Depends whos calling me the dozy pet name
From Honey
Now now nothing personal. You know what i mean. Its when the dozy guy can't remember your name bunny toes
PMSL
I do really think its who is saying it as to if I feel comfortable with it,if someone never calls me by my real name then I would make a very big point of reminding them or start calling them something else.........like knobhead twat features or similar
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but do bunnies have toes??? HPC can you google it please |
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"Depends whos calling me the dozy pet name
From Honey
Now now nothing personal. You know what i mean. Its when the dozy guy can't remember your name bunny toes
PMSL
I do really think its who is saying it as to if I feel comfortable with it,if someone never calls me by my real name then I would make a very big point of reminding them or start calling them something else.........like knobhead twat features or similar
but do bunnies have toes??? HPC can you google it please "
you behave strawberry nipples |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Depends whos calling me the dozy pet name
From Honey
Now now nothing personal. You know what i mean. Its when the dozy guy can't remember your name bunny toes
PMSL
I do really think its who is saying it as to if I feel comfortable with it,if someone never calls me by my real name then I would make a very big point of reminding them or start calling them something else.........like knobhead twat features or similar
but do bunnies have toes??? HPC can you google it please
you behave strawberry nipples "
suck em and see |
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"Depends whos calling me the dozy pet name
From Honey
Now now nothing personal. You know what i mean. Its when the dozy guy can't remember your name bunny toes
PMSL
I do really think its who is saying it as to if I feel comfortable with it,if someone never calls me by my real name then I would make a very big point of reminding them or start calling them something else.........like knobhead twat features or similar
but do bunnies have toes??? HPC can you google it please
you behave strawberry nipples suck em and see"
That a challenge ? |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Depends whos calling me the dozy pet name
From Honey
Now now nothing personal. You know what i mean. Its when the dozy guy can't remember your name bunny toes
PMSL
I do really think its who is saying it as to if I feel comfortable with it,if someone never calls me by my real name then I would make a very big point of reminding them or start calling them something else.........like knobhead twat features or similar
but do bunnies have toes??? HPC can you google it please
you behave strawberry nipples suck em and see
That a challenge ?"
by jove i think it is sir!!!! |
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over a year ago
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"One guy on here starts his messages 'ello trouble' like I was a little girl Aaargh!!!!
You certainly look like an angel, sweety pie lol"
Aww thanks - I am really  |
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"One guy on here starts his messages 'ello trouble' like I was a little girl Aaargh!!!!
Ello trouble Oi cheeky 
Whos cheeky ?
You are you little tike  "
Now yr say im little ? You sure about that |
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"One guy on here starts his messages 'ello trouble' like I was a little girl Aaargh!!!!
Ello trouble Oi cheeky
Whos cheeky ?
You are you little tike
Now yr say im little ? You sure about that "
Lol ok, you big gorgeous hunk |
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"One guy on here starts his messages 'ello trouble' like I was a little girl Aaargh!!!!
Ello trouble Oi cheeky
Whos cheeky ?
You are you little tike
Now yr say im little ? You sure about that Lol ok, you big gorgeous hunk "
WOW now youve gone and over done it ffs lol |
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"One guy on here starts his messages 'ello trouble' like I was a little girl Aaargh!!!!
Ello trouble Oi cheeky
Whos cheeky ?
You are you little tike
Now yr say im little ? You sure about that Lol ok, you big gorgeous hunk
WOW now youve gone and over done it ffs lol"
I don't think so.... |
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"One guy on here starts his messages 'ello trouble' like I was a little girl Aaargh!!!!
Ello trouble Oi cheeky
Whos cheeky ?
You are you little tike
Now yr say im little ? You sure about that Lol ok, you big gorgeous hunk
WOW now youve gone and over done it ffs lolI don't think so...."
Well i think you have and i think you left something behind if you wanna come and get it ? lol |
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"One guy on here starts his messages 'ello trouble' like I was a little girl Aaargh!!!!
Ello trouble Oi cheeky
Whos cheeky ?
You are you little tike
Now yr say im little ? You sure about that Lol ok, you big gorgeous hunk
WOW now youve gone and over done it ffs lolI don't think so....
Well i think you have and i think you left something behind if you wanna come and get it ? lol"
Oh? what's that? |
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"One guy on here starts his messages 'ello trouble' like I was a little girl Aaargh!!!!
Ello trouble Oi cheeky
Whos cheeky ?
You are you little tike
Now yr say im little ? You sure about that Lol ok, you big gorgeous hunk
WOW now youve gone and over done it ffs lolI don't think so....
Well i think you have and i think you left something behind if you wanna come and get it ? lolOh? what's that? "
Maybe it wasnt yours and you should come have alook  |
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"One guy on here starts his messages 'ello trouble' like I was a little girl Aaargh!!!!
Ello trouble Oi cheeky
Whos cheeky ?
You are you little tike
Now yr say im little ? You sure about that Lol ok, you big gorgeous hunk
WOW now youve gone and over done it ffs lolI don't think so....
Well i think you have and i think you left something behind if you wanna come and get it ? lolOh? what's that?
Maybe it wasnt yours and you should come have alook "
Give me a clue babe |
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"One guy on here starts his messages 'ello trouble' like I was a little girl Aaargh!!!!
Ello trouble Oi cheeky
Whos cheeky ?
You are you little tike
Now yr say im little ? You sure about that Lol ok, you big gorgeous hunk
WOW now youve gone and over done it ffs lolI don't think so....
Well i think you have and i think you left something behind if you wanna come and get it ? lolOh? what's that?
Maybe it wasnt yours and you should come have alook Give me a clue babe "
Well it long and sometimes hard |
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"One guy on here starts his messages 'ello trouble' like I was a little girl Aaargh!!!!
Ello trouble Oi cheeky
Whos cheeky ?
You are you little tike
Now yr say im little ? You sure about that Lol ok, you big gorgeous hunk
WOW now youve gone and over done it ffs lolI don't think so....
Well i think you have and i think you left something behind if you wanna come and get it ? lolOh? what's that?
Maybe it wasnt yours and you should come have alook Give me a clue babe
Well it long and sometimes hard "
I wodered where I'd left that cucumber |
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"One guy on here starts his messages 'ello trouble' like I was a little girl Aaargh!!!!
Ello trouble Oi cheeky
Whos cheeky ?
You are you little tike
Now yr say im little ? You sure about that Lol ok, you big gorgeous hunk
WOW now youve gone and over done it ffs lolI don't think so....
Well i think you have and i think you left something behind if you wanna come and get it ? lolOh? what's that?
Maybe it wasnt yours and you should come have alook Give me a clue babe
Well it long and sometimes hard I wodered where I'd left that cucumber "
Well you want it? |
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"One guy on here starts his messages 'ello trouble' like I was a little girl Aaargh!!!!
Ello trouble Oi cheeky
Whos cheeky ?
You are you little tike
Now yr say im little ? You sure about that Lol ok, you big gorgeous hunk
WOW now youve gone and over done it ffs lolI don't think so....
Well i think you have and i think you left something behind if you wanna come and get it ? lolOh? what's that?
Maybe it wasnt yours and you should come have alook Give me a clue babe
Well it long and sometimes hard "
Put it away its all sticky!!!  |
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"One guy on here starts his messages 'ello trouble' like I was a little girl Aaargh!!!!
Ello trouble Oi cheeky
Whos cheeky ?
You are you little tike
Now yr say im little ? You sure about that Lol ok, you big gorgeous hunk
WOW now youve gone and over done it ffs lolI don't think so....
Well i think you have and i think you left something behind if you wanna come and get it ? lolOh? what's that?
Maybe it wasnt yours and you should come have alook Give me a clue babe
Well it long and sometimes hard
Put it away its all sticky!!! "
Not yet |
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"One guy on here starts his messages 'ello trouble' like I was a little girl Aaargh!!!!
Ello trouble Oi cheeky
Whos cheeky ?
You are you little tike
Now yr say im little ? You sure about that Lol ok, you big gorgeous hunk
WOW now youve gone and over done it ffs lolI don't think so....
Well i think you have and i think you left something behind if you wanna come and get it ? lolOh? what's that?
Maybe it wasnt yours and you should come have alook Give me a clue babe
Well it long and sometimes hard
Put it away its all sticky!!!
Not yet "
Must be all squidgy by now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One guy on here starts his messages 'ello trouble' like I was a little girl Aaargh!!!!
Ello trouble Oi cheeky
Whos cheeky ?
You are you little tike
Now yr say im little ? You sure about that Lol ok, you big gorgeous hunk
WOW now youve gone and over done it ffs lolI don't think so....
Well i think you have and i think you left something behind if you wanna come and get it ? lolOh? what's that?
Maybe it wasnt yours and you should come have alook Give me a clue babe
Well it long and sometimes hard
Put it away its all sticky!!!
Not yet Must be all squidgy by now "
No still got some life left in it |
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"Babe, honey, sexy or some other dozy pet name? "
babe honey sexy etc.never really bother me cos always takes ages for people to get my real name right anyway (no im not really called kaz!) |
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"Babe, honey, sexy or some other dozy pet name? babe honey sexy etc.never really bother me cos always takes ages for people to get my real name right anyway (no im not really called kaz!)"
Some people really do one though, its amazing the reactions you get from different people. Tin hat and trenches with some |
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"Babe, honey, sexy or some other dozy pet name? babe honey sexy etc.never really bother me cos always takes ages for people to get my real name right anyway (no im not really called kaz!)
Some people really do one though, its amazing the reactions you get from different people. Tin hat and trenches with some "
I'm in this brigade! Fuck it with the pet names. It's really OKAY between couples .. nice in fact ... but non couples NO NO NO ! Hi hun hows u ? Cringeworthy! The worst ever ever is ..... Not in front of the ladies!!! |
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"Babe, honey, sexy or some other dozy pet name? babe honey sexy etc.never really bother me cos always takes ages for people to get my real name right anyway (no im not really called kaz!)
Some people really do one though, its amazing the reactions you get from different people. Tin hat and trenches with some
I'm in this brigade! Fuck it with the pet names. It's really OKAY between couples .. nice in fact ... but non couples NO NO NO ! Hi hun hows u ? Cringeworthy! The worst ever ever is ..... Not in front of the ladies!!!"
What up hun as you dont seem very happy babe?lmao |
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"Babe, honey, sexy or some other dozy pet name? babe honey sexy etc.never really bother me cos always takes ages for people to get my real name right anyway (no im not really called kaz!)
Some people really do one though, its amazing the reactions you get from different people. Tin hat and trenches with some
I'm in this brigade! Fuck it with the pet names. It's really OKAY between couples .. nice in fact ... but non couples NO NO NO ! Hi hun hows u ? Cringeworthy! The worst ever ever is ..... Not in front of the ladies!!!
What up hun as you dont seem very happy babe?lmao"
Follow that through with the equally condescending 'is it your time of the month?' and it will suddenly go dark as your scrotum will be over your eyeballs ....... Darlin' babe' hun' mwah x |
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"Babe, honey, sexy or some other dozy pet name? babe honey sexy etc.never really bother me cos always takes ages for people to get my real name right anyway (no im not really called kaz!)
Some people really do one though, its amazing the reactions you get from different people. Tin hat and trenches with some
I'm in this brigade! Fuck it with the pet names. It's really OKAY between couples .. nice in fact ... but non couples NO NO NO ! Hi hun hows u ? Cringeworthy! The worst ever ever is ..... Not in front of the ladies!!!
What up hun as you dont seem very happy babe?lmao
Follow that through with the equally condescending 'is it your time of the month?' and it will suddenly go dark as your scrotum will be over your eyeballs ....... Darlin' babe' hun' mwah x "
Oh im not that silly or am i ?lol |
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"Babe, honey, sexy or some other dozy pet name? babe honey sexy etc.never really bother me cos always takes ages for people to get my real name right anyway (no im not really called kaz!)
Some people really do one though, its amazing the reactions you get from different people. Tin hat and trenches with some
I'm in this brigade! Fuck it with the pet names. It's really OKAY between couples .. nice in fact ... but non couples NO NO NO ! Hi hun hows u ? Cringeworthy! The worst ever ever is ..... Not in front of the ladies!!!
What up hun as you dont seem very happy babe?lmao
Follow that through with the equally condescending 'is it your time of the month?' and it will suddenly go dark as your scrotum will be over your eyeballs ....... Darlin' babe' hun' mwah x
Oh im not that silly or am i ?lol "
I dunno ... you might like it x |
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"Babe, honey, sexy or some other dozy pet name? babe honey sexy etc.never really bother me cos always takes ages for people to get my real name right anyway (no im not really called kaz!)
Some people really do one though, its amazing the reactions you get from different people. Tin hat and trenches with some
I'm in this brigade! Fuck it with the pet names. It's really OKAY between couples .. nice in fact ... but non couples NO NO NO ! Hi hun hows u ? Cringeworthy! The worst ever ever is ..... Not in front of the ladies!!!
What up hun as you dont seem very happy babe?lmao
Follow that through with the equally condescending 'is it your time of the month?' and it will suddenly go dark as your scrotum will be over your eyeballs ....... Darlin' babe' hun' mwah x
Oh im not that silly or am i ?lol
I dunno ... you might like it x "
Depends i might |
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"Cuddly! That’s one I have had grief over too!!
Whoops me too Freddie, wonder if we used it to the same gal????
Ohhh no i used it on a bloke can i watch ??"
Nooooooooo i told a bloke he was cuddly like Santa! |
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