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We've got a fucking pheasant in our garden that makes a fucking hod awful noise at 5:30am every fucking morning.
I fucking hate that fucking pheasant and would gladly eat it in a pie if someone shot it for me! |
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"We've got a fucking pheasant in our garden that makes a fucking hod awful noise at 5:30am every fucking morning.
I fucking hate that fucking pheasant and would gladly eat it in a pie if someone shot it for me! "
Was the Pheasant fucking another Pheasant? What sound to fucking pheasants make?  |
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Every year I have a crazy Robin smacking his head against my window trying to start on himself. Starts off amusing but gets very annoying.
Also have a magpie that goes up and down the hedge stripping out nesting birds eggs which makes a hell of a racket for all concerned. I’m going to shoot it for the greater good this year. |
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"We've got a fucking pheasant in our garden that makes a fucking hod awful noise at 5:30am every fucking morning.
I fucking hate that fucking pheasant and would gladly eat it in a pie if someone shot it for me!
Was the Pheasant fucking another Pheasant? What sound to fucking pheasants make? "
I haven't got a fucking clue I just wish it would fucking fuck off.... Fucking thing! |
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"Every year I have a crazy Robin smacking his head against my window trying to start on himself. Starts off amusing but gets very annoying.
Also have a magpie that goes up and down the hedge stripping out nesting birds eggs which makes a hell of a racket for all concerned. I’m going to shoot it for the greater good this year. "
Will you eat it in a pie too? |
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"Every year I have a crazy Robin smacking his head against my window trying to start on himself. Starts off amusing but gets very annoying.
Also have a magpie that goes up and down the hedge stripping out nesting birds eggs which makes a hell of a racket for all concerned. I’m going to shoot it for the greater good this year.
Will you eat it in a pie too? "
Wouldn’t be a very big or tasty pie I should
Imagine. |
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"We've got a fucking pheasant in our garden that makes a fucking hod awful noise at 5:30am every fucking morning.
I fucking hate that fucking pheasant and would gladly eat it in a pie if someone shot it for me! "
Mmmm pheasant |
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"Every year I have a crazy Robin smacking his head against my window trying to start on himself. Starts off amusing but gets very annoying.
Also have a magpie that goes up and down the hedge stripping out nesting birds eggs which makes a hell of a racket for all concerned. I’m going to shoot it for the greater good this year.
Will you eat it in a pie too?
Wouldn’t be a very big or tasty pie I should
Imagine. "
I think if we are shooting things we ought to eat them though.... Maybe mix it in with some chicken? |
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"Every year I have a crazy Robin smacking his head against my window trying to start on himself. Starts off amusing but gets very annoying.
Also have a magpie that goes up and down the hedge stripping out nesting birds eggs which makes a hell of a racket for all concerned. I’m going to shoot it for the greater good this year.
Will you eat it in a pie too?
Wouldn’t be a very big or tasty pie I should
Imagine.
I think if we are shooting things we ought to eat them though.... Maybe mix it in with some chicken? "
No chance. It’s getting blammed for eating nesting birds not for the pot. |
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Although I may agree that the tuneful sounds that can wake us so early can be annoying if you need sleep, think about this?
A male bird barely has time to yawn and stretch before he must start to fill the morning air with a song to catch his mate’s attention and remind his peers of territorial ownership. To a male bird it’s not really a chorus but rather more a competition, sometimes with crucial consequences.
I absolutely love listening to the dawn chorus and can't imagine a world without our beautiful feathered friends.
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"Seagulls in the morning, they drown out the other birds 
Late at night mating foxes that sound like someone's being horribly murdered. "
Yes, the seagulls are currently gathering as its shagging season. I don't mind the noise so much, but te bastards shit on my roof and on the car. I'm seriously thinking about spikes on the ridge... |
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"Seagulls in the morning, they drown out the other birds
Late at night mating foxes that sound like someone's being horribly murdered.
Yes, the seagulls are currently gathering as its shagging season. I don't mind the noise so much, but te bastards shit on my roof and on the car. I'm seriously thinking about spikes on the ridge..."
I think it's the only way. Those hawk kites just make seagulls laugh and bring their mates round. |
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