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i can feel some man flu coming on
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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and we all know that can be fatal !
to coin an expression, i feel like boiled shite today 
wanna go home and curl up in me bed with the leccy blanket on
no chance of that though, so balls to work, am staying here to torment you lot instead  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh ffs man it's a cold  "
oi !
if this takes a turn for the worse, i expect you down here with a damp flannel and a bunch of grapes (red seedles if at all possible please) |
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"Oh ffs man it's a cold
oi !
if this takes a turn for the worse, i expect you down here with a damp flannel and a bunch of grapes (red seedles if at all possible please)"
And suppose you want chicken soup too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh ffs man it's a cold
oi !
if this takes a turn for the worse, i expect you down here with a damp flannel and a bunch of grapes (red seedles if at all possible please)
And suppose you want chicken soup too "
as long as it's home made |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh ffs man it's a cold
oi !
if this takes a turn for the worse, i expect you down here with a damp flannel and a bunch of grapes (red seedles if at all possible please)
And suppose you want chicken soup too
as long as it's home made "
and has mercedes said, don't forget the bread |
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"Oh ffs man it's a cold
oi !
if this takes a turn for the worse, i expect you down here with a damp flannel and a bunch of grapes (red seedles if at all possible please)
And suppose you want chicken soup too
as long as it's home made
and has mercedes said, don't forget the bread "
Is there any other soup than home made
Suppose you want me to spoon feed it to you as well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh ffs man it's a cold
oi !
if this takes a turn for the worse, i expect you down here with a damp flannel and a bunch of grapes (red seedles if at all possible please)
And suppose you want chicken soup too
as long as it's home made
and has mercedes said, don't forget the bread
Is there any other soup than home made
Suppose you want me to spoon feed it to you as well "
For it to work well, you should give it as an enema  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh ffs man it's a cold
oi !
if this takes a turn for the worse, i expect you down here with a damp flannel and a bunch of grapes (red seedles if at all possible please)"
SOunds like you spent too much time reading the Haemorrhoids thread!
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"Oh ffs man it's a cold
oi !
if this takes a turn for the worse, i expect you down here with a damp flannel and a bunch of grapes (red seedles if at all possible please)
And suppose you want chicken soup too
as long as it's home made
and has mercedes said, don't forget the bread
Is there any other soup than home made
Suppose you want me to spoon feed it to you as well
For it to work well, you should give it as an enema "
I've got a funnel |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh ffs man it's a cold
oi !
if this takes a turn for the worse, i expect you down here with a damp flannel and a bunch of grapes (red seedles if at all possible please)SOunds like you spent too much time reading the Haemorrhoids thread!
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there was piles of it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh ffs man it's a cold
oi !
if this takes a turn for the worse, i expect you down here with a damp flannel and a bunch of grapes (red seedles if at all possible please)
And suppose you want chicken soup too
as long as it's home made
and has mercedes said, don't forget the bread
Is there any other soup than home made
Suppose you want me to spoon feed it to you as well
For it to work well, you should give it as an enema
I've got a funnel "
As long as there aren't any noodles in it ! |
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"Oh ffs man it's a cold
oi !
if this takes a turn for the worse, i expect you down here with a damp flannel and a bunch of grapes (red seedles if at all possible please)
And suppose you want chicken soup too
as long as it's home made
and has mercedes said, don't forget the bread
Is there any other soup than home made
Suppose you want me to spoon feed it to you as well
For it to work well, you should give it as an enema
I've got a funnel
As long as there aren't any noodles in it !"
cock-a-leekie? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh ffs man it's a cold
oi !
if this takes a turn for the worse, i expect you down here with a damp flannel and a bunch of grapes (red seedles if at all possible please)
And suppose you want chicken soup too
as long as it's home made
and has mercedes said, don't forget the bread
Is there any other soup than home made
Suppose you want me to spoon feed it to you as well
For it to work well, you should give it as an enema
I've got a funnel
As long as there aren't any noodles in it !
cock-a-leekie? "
nah, i had that checked a couple of months back |
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bus wanker don't listen to these silly wimin!
They will never understand the pain and suffering we men go through when we contract Manflu.
I've heard scientist have likened it to the pain of childbirth...
Trollolololololol |
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"bus wanker don't listen to these silly wimin!
They will never understand the pain and suffering we men go through when we contract Manflu.
I've heard scientist have likened it to the pain of childbirth...
Trollolololololol"
More painful than having your pocket fluff removed? |
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"bus wanker don't listen to these silly wimin!
They will never understand the pain and suffering we men go through when we contract Manflu.
I've heard scientist have likened it to the pain of childbirth...
Trollolololololol
More painful than having your pocket fluff removed?"
 madam don't even jest! |
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"and we all know that can be fatal !
to coin an expression, i feel like boiled shite today
wanna go home and curl up in me bed with the leccy blanket on
no chance of that though, so balls to work, am staying here to torment you lot instead "
I feel sicker than you |
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"bus wanker don't listen to these silly wimin!
They will never understand the pain and suffering we men go through when we contract Manflu.
I've heard scientist have likened it to the pain of childbirth...
Trollolololololol
More painful than having your pocket fluff removed?
madam don't even jest! "
Oh I'll be gentle |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Typical blooming man , Ive been full of snot since Thursday blooming knew i should have told you lot and got some chicken soup
Oh Moody, I'd have made you beef broth, seeing as you a cow"
That cannibalism ffs woman can i not just have the chicken soup pwease  |
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"Typical blooming man , Ive been full of snot since Thursday blooming knew i should have told you lot and got some chicken soup
Oh Moody, I'd have made you beef broth, seeing as you a cow
That cannibalism ffs woman can i not just have the chicken soup pwease "
Oh shit forgot about that, of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Typical blooming man , Ive been full of snot since Thursday blooming knew i should have told you lot and got some chicken soup
Oh Moody, I'd have made you beef broth, seeing as you a cow
That cannibalism ffs woman can i not just have the chicken soup pwease
Oh shit forgot about that, of course"
Thank you dont forget the crusty bread with a huge lump of cheese and can I have swiss roll and custard for pud please |
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"Typical blooming man , Ive been full of snot since Thursday blooming knew i should have told you lot and got some chicken soup
Oh Moody, I'd have made you beef broth, seeing as you a cow
That cannibalism ffs woman can i not just have the chicken soup pwease
Oh shit forgot about that, of course
Thank you dont forget the crusty bread with a huge lump of cheese and can I have swiss roll and custard for pud please "
Not spotted dick and custard |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Typical blooming man , Ive been full of snot since Thursday blooming knew i should have told you lot and got some chicken soup
Oh Moody, I'd have made you beef broth, seeing as you a cow
That cannibalism ffs woman can i not just have the chicken soup pwease
Oh shit forgot about that, of course
Thank you dont forget the crusty bread with a huge lump of cheese and can I have swiss roll and custard for pud please
Not spotted dick and custard"
no ta I tend to stay away from spotty dicks |
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"Typical blooming man , Ive been full of snot since Thursday blooming knew i should have told you lot and got some chicken soup
Oh Moody, I'd have made you beef broth, seeing as you a cow
That cannibalism ffs woman can i not just have the chicken soup pwease
Oh shit forgot about that, of course
Thank you dont forget the crusty bread with a huge lump of cheese and can I have swiss roll and custard for pud please
Not spotted dick and custard
no ta I tend to stay away from spotty dicks "
Jam roly poly? |
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"I am pleased to say I am no longer dying with man flu, the doctor wouldnt give me anti- bs on friday, she just told me to take night nurse  still fair play, I am almost back to normal now! "
Did the Night Nurse mind being taken? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Typical blooming man , Ive been full of snot since Thursday blooming knew i should have told you lot and got some chicken soup
Oh Moody, I'd have made you beef broth, seeing as you a cow
That cannibalism ffs woman can i not just have the chicken soup pwease
Oh shit forgot about that, of course
Thank you dont forget the crusty bread with a huge lump of cheese and can I have swiss roll and custard for pud please
Not spotted dick and custard
no ta I tend to stay away from spotty dicks
Jam roly poly?"
Is going to scream and scream until im sick if i dont get swiss roll and custard and I can you know |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am pleased to say I am no longer dying with man flu, the doctor wouldnt give me anti- bs on friday, she just told me to take night nurse still fair play, I am almost back to normal now! "
I took that is gross and that blackcurrant lemsip stuff
Glad you feeling better x |
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"I am pleased to say I am no longer dying with man flu, the doctor wouldnt give me anti- bs on friday, she just told me to take night nurse still fair play, I am almost back to normal now!
I took that is gross and that blackcurrant lemsip stuff
Glad you feeling better x"
Thank you moody, xx yes it wasnt very pleasant, bit like drinking watered down lager at my local! |
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"I am pleased to say I am no longer dying with man flu, the doctor wouldnt give me anti- bs on friday, she just told me to take night nurse still fair play, I am almost back to normal now!
Did the Night Nurse mind being taken?"
Lol Well I never had any complaints....
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