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By *ustfunandgames OP   Man  over a year ago

st Albans / NSA fantasy fun

Your mum

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Pepper spray

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your Disney princess pyjamas(guys).

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By *eardsandboobsCouple  over a year ago

north of lincoln

Flowers,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Viagra

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A wedding dress and a vicar

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your kids

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Flowers, "

Someone brought me flowers on our first meet - I think it's sweet!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton

[Removed by poster at 13/03/18 08:25:01]

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton


"Your kids"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your kids"

I went on a social with a couple who brought their daughter in a pushchair..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your kids

I went on a social with a couple who brought their daughter in a pushchair.. "

Just nooooooo, I'd have been gone quicker than a rat up drain pipe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh I was.. there’s never been a quicker back door boogie..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chloroform

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh I was.. there’s never been a quicker back door boogie.."

Crazy!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your dad

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By *eardsandboobsCouple  over a year ago

north of lincoln


"Flowers,

Someone brought me flowers on our first meet - I think it's sweet! "

The person I gave them to wasn’t impressed lol one of my first ever meets many years ago

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Exspecttashouns that things will happen.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A tube of Canesten!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Exspecttashouns that things will happen. "
u mean expectation?

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By *wisted999Man  over a year ago

North Bucks

A shovel and some quick lime.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ur ex lol

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Exspecttashouns that things will happen. u mean expectation? "

Seeside is dyslexic. Clearly stated on his profile. Did you mean to write 'you' and not 'u'?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

My cats

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By *sRedbbwWoman  over a year ago

Amwythig


"Your kids

I went on a social with a couple who brought their daughter in a pushchair.. "

What?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Flowers,

Someone brought me flowers on our first meet - I think it's sweet! "

yes it is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your kids

I went on a social with a couple who brought their daughter in a pushchair..

What?! "

yikes

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By *sRedbbwWoman  over a year ago

Amwythig


"My cats"

Oh bring them, I love pussy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Exspecttashouns that things will happen. "

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By *educedWoman  over a year ago

Birmingham

Genital warts.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I once bought a woman a giant inflatable flower for a first date.

She loved it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A closed mind

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By *r PoliteMan  over a year ago

Long Eaton


"Genital warts. "

Erm. Not sure if its the 2nd or 3rd date for those. Sharing is caring... oh, wait....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Flowers,

Someone brought me flowers on our first meet - I think it's sweet!

The person I gave them to wasn’t impressed lol one of my first ever meets many years ago "

Aww i'd love flowers too .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Day release form

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your kids

I went on a social with a couple who brought their daughter in a pushchair..

What?! yikes "

I’ve never moved so quickly..

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By *av_55Man  over a year ago

NE


"Your kids

I went on a social with a couple who brought their daughter in a pushchair..

What?! yikes

I’ve never moved so quickly.. "

That’s so funny,,

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Flowers,

Someone brought me flowers on our first meet - I think it's sweet!

The person I gave them to wasn’t impressed lol one of my first ever meets many years ago

Aww i'd love flowers too . "

I've had flowers, thought it was really nice actually.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Extra men, just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Exspecttashouns that things will happen. u mean expectation? "

Yes he does. Well done.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Extra men, just in case.

"

I wouldn't mind, if they were hot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wet wipes and corsodyl

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Extra men, just in case.

I wouldn't mind, if they were hot "

I'm often tempted to take an extra man but even the suggestion goes down like a lead balloon.

I haven't had two or more for two years now.

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Rhohypnol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Extra men, just in case.

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A fishing rod (just in case)

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Exspecttashouns that things will happen. u mean expectation?

Yes he does. Well done."

And we all knew exactly what he meant as he spells phonetically, ie as the word sounds for those that don't know what phonetics are.

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

Leeds


"ur ex lol"

It’s spealt Your Ex laughing out loud

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

Leeds


"Exspecttashouns that things will happen. u mean expectation?

Yes he does. Well done.

And we all knew exactly what he meant as he spells phonetically, ie as the word sounds for those that don't know what phonetics are. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Extra men, just in case.

"

The mind boggles as to what it's just in case of but it could add to the fun.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

OK back to the thread title as its been derailed by a few pedants..

Things not to take on your first meet up..

Slippers

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By *m83Man  over a year ago

Lisburn

[Removed by poster at 13/03/18 11:51:44]

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By *m83Man  over a year ago

Lisburn


"Exspecttashouns that things will happen. u mean expectation?

Seeside is dyslexic. Clearly stated on his profile. Did you mean to write 'you' and not 'u'? "

oh no its the grammar police

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

My knickers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your mum "

I'll second this. It's never a good idea

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

Leeds

A gallon of Vaseline and a box of wet wipes

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple  over a year ago

Leeds

For the males.

Your ego and sense of entitlement.

The guy whose cock you've used in your profile pics.

Halitosis.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OK back to the thread title as its been derailed by a few pedants..

Things not to take on your first meet up..

Slippers "

I brought a blanket on a 2nd meet once hahaha his house was cold. Left my hot water bottle in the car though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

your wing man

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

A bumble bee style jumper knitted by his mother! Yes it happened!!!!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Exspecttashouns that things will happen. u mean expectation?

Seeside is dyslexic. Clearly stated on his profile. Did you mean to write 'you' and not 'u'? oh no its the grammar police "

No, I just don't like to see people who are dyslexic being picked on because of their spelling.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Granny knickers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For the males.

Your ego and sense of entitlement.

The guy whose cock you've used in your profile pics.

Halitosis.

"

Generalising much?

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple  over a year ago

Leeds


"For the males.

Your ego and sense of entitlement.

The guy whose cock you've used in your profile pics.

Halitosis.

Generalising much?"

It's called having a laugh

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By *lim Jim 68Man  over a year ago

Guernsey

Your parole officer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For the males.

Your ego and sense of entitlement.

The guy whose cock you've used in your profile pics.

Halitosis.

Generalising much?

It's called having a laugh "

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By *onnnie72Man  over a year ago

west bromwich

It is spelt not spealt

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By *omesWoman  over a year ago

Surrey


"Exspecttashouns that things will happen. "

Gold star for you

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Exspecttashouns that things will happen. u mean expectation? "

With a s on the end ya

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Exspecttashouns that things will happen. u mean expectation?

Yes he does. Well done.

And we all knew exactly what he meant as he spells phonetically, ie as the word sounds for those that don't know what phonetics are. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

wedding dress

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple  over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country


"A fishing rod (just in case) "

To get them hooked

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple  over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Huge strap on.

Ss.

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By *G LanaTV/TS  over a year ago

Gosport


"Huge strap on.

Ss."

Drat and there I was all willing and expectant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your kids

I went on a social with a couple who brought their daughter in a pushchair.. "

Nooooooo way

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By *ustfunandgames OP   Man  over a year ago

st Albans / NSA fantasy fun


"Your kids

I went on a social with a couple who brought their daughter in a pushchair..

Nooooooo way "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chloroform rope and a gag..... kinky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your dog

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

femfresh

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By *G LanaTV/TS  over a year ago

Gosport


"Your dog "

I had that happen when hosting a meet. My cats were far from impressed.

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By *ustfunandgames OP   Man  over a year ago

st Albans / NSA fantasy fun


"Your dog what if it's your guide bog "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your dog

I had that happen when hosting a meet. My cats were far from impressed."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Met a guy and he kept trying to put tissue over nose but was making me sick so he stopped. It was meths and he said it gave him a high !!

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By *tonMessCouple  over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

I took my hlairy legs on a social first meet that went rather better than expected... coffee in sainsburys quickly led to a frantic fuck back at his place.... oh the shame when i dropped my jeans to reveal my winter coat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/03/18 15:13:33]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Flowers,

Someone brought me flowers on our first meet - I think it's sweet!

The person I gave them to wasn’t impressed lol one of my first ever meets many years ago

Aww i'd love flowers too . "

It’s the thought that counts and yes shows date appreciates you showing up xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An unshaven crotch! Got to be smooth for a meet

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By *agermeisterMan  over a year ago

Leeds

A Bible

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By *agermeisterMan  over a year ago

Leeds

A chainsaw

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

A laptop! Yes it happened! He spent an hour sending an email telling me to shush so I went to the loo and did a detour to my car then emailed him asking if he was enjoying the laptop date and to shush! 6 months later he made contact again forgetting our ‘date’ so I reminded him and asked if he was with the same laptop! This was not a Fab man.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gaffer tape and cable ties

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mother in law lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Canestan Combi...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Canestan Combi..."

Haha

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Gaffer tape and cable ties "

Some might actually enjoy that!

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By *auren001Woman  over a year ago

birmingham


"Gaffer tape and cable ties "

That’s not what Mr Grey said

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gaffer tape and cable ties

That’s not what Mr Grey said "

Mr Grey is for fantasists (or fabtasists) and cinema goers. x

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By *auren001Woman  over a year ago

birmingham


"Gaffer tape and cable ties

That’s not what Mr Grey said

Mr Grey is for fantasists (or fabtasists) and cinema goers. x"

You mean it’s not real, it’s all been a lie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gaffer tape and cable ties

That’s not what Mr Grey said

Mr Grey is for fantasists (or fabtasists) and cinema goers. x

You mean it’s not real, it’s all been a lie "

Snarly McSnaleson

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By *r PoliteMan  over a year ago

Long Eaton


"For the males.

Your ego and sense of entitlement.

The guy whose cock you've used in your profile pics.

Halitosis.

"

In the interests of balance only...

For the women..

Your ego and sense of entitlement.

The model whose photos you used and whose tits you wish you had.

Fishy down-belows..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A clown costume

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By *uicy72Woman  over a year ago

North Colchester

A cocky attitude !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A hard hat and steel boots . Saying you've brought protection .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wellies

Roll of black plastic

Spade

Van with blacked out windows

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan  over a year ago

Coventry

Gonorrhea

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

.

Is taking a picture of your ex wife/gf and asking your meet to dress just like her asking to much

?

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Wellies

Roll of black plastic

Spade

Van with blacked out windows "

Gosh you’re scary

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your GUM Clinic loyalty card. . .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Met a guy and he kept trying to put tissue over nose but was making me sick so he stopped. It was meths and he said it gave him a high !!"

Scary

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Harvey Weinstein x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wellies

Roll of black plastic

Spade

Van with blacked out windows

Gosh you’re scary "

Who me?

I'm a pussycat really

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A restraining order.

Your electronic tag.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hope

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

An axe...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Hungry crabs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Authentic Dexter murder kit

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

A chainsaw....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Her husband

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gaffa type, an axe and a shovel.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your imaginary friend that insists on joining in the fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A chainsaw...."

And you think I'm scary

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Friend told me a while back he was late leaving home for a first date meet, grabbed his jacket got to the meet as he took his jacket off something fell out off the pocket the girl picked it up looked at it and said good bye walked away he looked at the item and saw it was genital wart cream,!!!!! It was his brothers jacket

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By *ustfunandgames OP   Man  over a year ago

st Albans / NSA fantasy fun


"Friend told me a while back he was late leaving home for a first date meet, grabbed his jacket got to the meet as he took his jacket off something fell out off the pocket the girl picked it up looked at it and said good bye walked away he looked at the item and saw it was genital wart cream,!!!!! It was his brothers jacket "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A gallon of Vaseline and a box of wet wipes"

They're great things to take to a first meet surely?!?!

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By *acktar74Man  over a year ago

leeds

Her mum

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Your wand and extension cable, just in case he's crap.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your wand and extension cable, just in case he's crap..... "

Nah, I'd wholeheartedly recommend bringing them on a meet with me.

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