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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

never watch you mum eat a banana

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never enter an arse kicking contest with a hedgehog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always wear clean underpants!!!

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By *adcowWoman over a year ago

kirkcaldy

"Always wear clean underpants!!!"

and carry a spare incase you spot a hottie in the street and cream those ones lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

never ask a woman how far gone is she, until she has told you shes pregnant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Always wear clean underpants!!!

and carry a spare incase you spot a hottie in the street and cream those ones lol"

Was that supermans problem? Everytime he saw Louis lane he creamed himself n stuck his new pair on??

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By *ondafirestormMan over a year ago

heckington

never wear pants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"never wear pants"

Follow thru issues arise lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They say that you can't polish a turd. But you can roll it in glitter.

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By *ondafirestormMan over a year ago

heckington

lol,but never skid marks in ya pants lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

money cant buy love

but if can buy you alot of sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If something appears to good to be true, it probably is?

So shag him anyway before he comes to his senses!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 things are guaranteed in life taxes and death!! Sorry I'm at work lol does it show???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

don't stand up in a canoe!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

never enter a relationship with a hairdresser!!!

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